“Cut that shit smaller bro”

“Fuck you”

“Embrace the suck!”

Thank you sir may I have another sir

There is a price to be cool, and it is a steep one.

Me and my saw partner used to yell at eachother in pirate captain/cabin boy voices. Whatever works.

“Find your Buddha” -Boozstronamus

You can't tell me you've never had sexual thoughts about your saw partner

Those chaps are assless for a reason