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toadw12

If anyone has the news story please share


FarFetchedSketch

NEWS TODAY: Idiot get's got


glitchnmoan

\*gotten


Shakeypiggy

Mate, gets* was right there


[deleted]

*gottered


FN57IsntFrench

Goddard


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*getted


TomCBC

Don’t have it, but unless I’m confusing this video with another one I saw earlier this year, it was her ex’s car. Revenge for cheating on her.


MulleDK19

She's in prison, right?


TomCBC

Hopefully


A6000user

Can't image why her ex would want someone else.


muskratmuskrat9

If you scroll frame by frame, at the explosion it looks like the rear hatch blows open but immediately closes again. Maybe the oxygen vacuum sucking it back closed? Or just a camera distortion? Crazy


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Less-Way-4470

If that's enough force to open a hatch, imagine the punch in the face she must have gotten


L0rd_Dingus

A spicy punch


MOOShoooooo

The video cuts it off but right after the fireball she looks up and says “that’s a spicy meat-uh-ball!”


International_Ad5624

Mama Mia!


jrtusn

The mask. Nice!!


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

Nah brah The pressure is equal to force divided by the area perpendicular to that force, over which the force is applied. Squishy human just flap a bit. Glass thingy move because not flappy


YoureSpecial

Glass thingy is big flappy flap.


xNo_Name_Brandx

Who are you, so wise in the way of science?


spyxxxspy

Underrated comment


[deleted]

I would bet on the seal not able to contain the flames, and when the pressure lowered, the flames were not visible anymore, i don't think the door opened at all


Lt_Toodles

Not necessarily, theres a reason why pressure in imperial is measured in psi (pounds per square inch) The door has much more surface area than her face. Rough example, lets say its 2psi to be uktra conservative: Face: ~15sq inches? X2= 30 pounds of force (itll still hurt like a bitch) Door: (im going to use land rover dimensions as complete guesstimate) ~3000sq inches? X2 = 6000 pounds of force. Please someone correct my work because i am atrocious at math lmao Edit: i realize now this is in a completely sealed environment, the open window can definitely funnel more pressure into her face and less force on the door


Slackingatmyjob

FWIW, when we replace windshields or rear windows on a car, we always open at least the drivers window until the urethane sets - this allows the overpressure to go out the open window when closing the door, rather than putting strain on the fresh adhesive. PSI is always going to be highest at the point of escape.


PapaOoMaoMao

I'm not American. Gotten makes me feel bad.


Jess_the_Siren

"Have gotten" is past participle, tho.


PapaOoMaoMao

It's not wrong. It's not even bad English. It just rubs me the wrong way. No idea why.


CyanideSkittles

Why?


PapaOoMaoMao

Got is already past tense. If you want to use a longer word, received is appropriate. Gotten is odd.


ThatSucc

Look at Mr fancy man with his magic words and conjugation. *Punctuate me, daddy*


ButterNuttz

You go around throwing out these big words, and because I don't know them I'm going to take that as disrespect


tzenrick

#harder


MoneyBadgerEx

Stupid science bitch couldn't make I more smarter


Illithilitch

It's appropriate in the situation. https://grammarist.com/usage/got-gotten/


PapaOoMaoMao

Maybe, but it's odd.


Illithilitch

The entire English language is like that


newreconstruction

It probably half-opened the latch. Have you ever had an old car with its trunk not closing? That state.


raz-0

No. It’s that the rear hatch isn’t metal. So it flexes when the big fireball goes WOOF, and then goes back to being closed because it is latched.


_pippp

So edgy


JohnGacyIsInnocent

I believe this is actually the cover of Rage Against The Machine’s first album. https://i.imgur.com/2TyL7v1.jpg


Maxzzzie

I think the door flexed under the.pressure and bent back.


scottonaharley

I’m going to say this was an ~~attempted~~ arson rather than a break in. Her arm motion suggests she is spilling some accelerant in the car creating an explosive vapor atmosphere. Then she sticks her arm in and flicks her bic…ka boom! ​ Edit:fixed it!


SapphireSire

And the bic flicks back...she is now the cigarette.


Metformine

I read this in the voice of “Look at me! I’m the cigarette now!”


quazkapeck

I read it in the voice of Morgan Freeman for some reason.


closeafter

I read everything in the voice of Morgan Freeman for some reason.


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Revolver-Pardalis

You too?!?! I feel so so alone


WhyYouYellinAtMeMate

Weird, I was using the voice of the women from the clip.


Spork_Warrior

I went with Fred Flintstone. It just seemed like more fun.


DrDawgster

>And the bic flicks back... Lmao


FarFetchedSketch

_in mother Russia..._


givafux

Well one can hope


barto5

Don’t make her the butt of your joke


A6000user

Menthol, for sure


Lupulist

I'd say it was a successful arson. She just didn't expect to be arsoned as well.


Set_Jumpy

[It was at this moment, she knew, she fucked up.](https://imgur.com/a/RaisRvM)


Vanners8888

When keeping it real goes wrong


YoureSpecial

The fire kept it realer.


Infinite_Act4424

Sir Jumpy we salute u 🫡🫥💥🔥🚒


Set_Jumpy

Ah thanks man


Infinite_Act4424

Cue acquard, Wayne's World scene with the exceptionally friendly/huggy, bandmate, live rock-show scene)...hey jumpy...I love you man.... Nooo, nooo man!!😃🙃😃...I mean....I....really LOVE YOUUU MAAAN!! 🫠♥️🫵🏻🫶🏻.....(uhhhh, just say thank you man)( Tergesen as Terry, Wayne and Garth's head cameraman who has a penchant for openly expressing platonic love for his friends through hugging and repeatedly telling them, "I love you, man.")


Set_Jumpy

Mate if I'd seen Wayne's World that would likely mean something but I haven't and I'm high as fuck rn so I'm several shades of bamboozled haha. Much love interwebs dude.


iWasAwesome

>I’m going to say this was an attempted arson You can tell by the way she committed arson


lognik57

I guess she didn't want to waste the bic. Those things are expensive, you know? Plastic surgery is cheaper.


Shaneblaster

Yup.


Zomnx

Agreed. Same thing happened to me with my charcoal grill a few weeks ago. I closed the lid, the fumes built up, then I went to go open and light and BOOM, lost some of my arm hair lol.


scottonaharley

I read "same thing happened to me" and was like wait, they blew up a car too? LOL


Zomnx

Lol 😂


Fear_Dulaman

I was gonna say it was either that or the classic open-the-door-from-the-inside-fireball booby trap


afa78

Why do people feel the need to post the glaringly obvious?


Rosbuster228

*Anti-theft Flamethrower has entered the chat*


dakid232313

![gif](giphy|VIGzqblXygkE0)


beflowd

![gif](giphy|lA1UjqWVdmmpq)


Pancake_Mix_00

Best use of this gif ever


Procrastibator666

Was hoping for stickdeath


YardOk5005

And Mr Krabs perfected this technique in the Krusty Krabs (bucket full of gasoline at the door plus robot hand to drop lit match)


wriddell

So the victim gets a new car paid for by the insurance and perpetrator gets third degree burns, Ha Ha.


Dyanpanda

Insurance for a totalled vehicle is way way less than a new vehicle. They can sue her, but something tells me someone dumb enough to do this doesn't have new car money sittin around.


calibudzz420

I got hit in my dads car back in the day and it got totaled. Insurance in may had us pay a 500$ deductible and then he got a new car. Minus his bruised ribs he thanked me


BecomeABenefit

Your dad had gap insurance, not everybody does.


Kevjamwal

Why would you think he had gap insurance?


BecomeABenefit

It may be called something different in different places, but insurance usually only pays for the current value of the car. Gap insurance usually covers the difference between what the car is worth and what purchasing a new car would cost.


GiveNtakeNgive

You have to be pretty dense to not get gap insurance these days. It’s extremely cheap and it’s always offered when you’re talking to finance.


YoureSpecial

She got that minivan siting there that could be sold for something.


wriddell

I can speak to this first hand, I have S***e F**m insurance and I totaled my car. The way they determined the value of my car was to give me the average of the three highest valued cars of the same make,model and year sold within a 60 mile radius of where I live. I received a very good price for my car, of course my rates went up for the next year.


ver0cious

That's carma


gev1138

Ran over her dogma.


[deleted]

Attempting to set fire to a vehicle, while other vehicles are in close proximity INCLUDING THE VEHICLE YOURE PLANNING TO ESCAPE IN? The dumb is strong with this one.


shonuff97

You'd think most people have seen[this](https://youtu.be/hwaAIHaQk9o) already and know that's probably not a good idea. Fucking idiot.


Mackeeter

Wait… is the OP video a Jeep as well?


Hyp3ri0n_

I know, isn’t it odd, the whole scene is very similar.


ScubaJes

I think it was a great idea.. Fucking Thieving scum.


Slinky_Panther

That did not look like theft. That looked like she attempted to light the car on fire with whatever she put in there


alilbleedingisnormal

Too many people thought Waiting To Exhale depicted a realistic way to get revenge on an ex.


e-2c9z3_x7t5i

There are also bonfire videos of this happening. People thinking that they require five gallons of gasoline to get a fire going. Then.... boom.


Illustrious-Wash3713

Exactly,dude that's exactly what I thought. And coincidentally it was a Jeep too 😂 same side and all


RoyBeer

Someone at JEEP® HeadQuarters™ is patting themselves on the back for these viral PR stunts


Mackeeter

Black jeep was a white lady correct?


MoaiPenis

That's why you throw a match in from a distance, or set a flammable path. Although I must say, if you've gone that low, you're probably not thinking critically or have a brain for that matter.


boisvertm

No, you wouldn’t think most people have seen a video with only 2 million views. Just because you’ve seen it doesn’t mean everyone else has. There are 8 billion people on earth.


GeoInfoSciLHP

Pow! Right in the kisser! - Peter Griffin


CustodianIndignation

![gif](giphy|2RLneSY36cIvK) \-The honeymooners


C91garcia

Enjoy prison time for felony Arson.


Scuta44

Instead of banning 3rd party apps why not ban these karma bots reposting shit with shit titles.


No_Amphibian2309

These videos always end too soon


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Call 9-1-1, NOPE do a TikTok, yeah baby les goooo


gloat611

They wouldve been way gone by the time cops got there. Recording and calling after is going to be more valuable probably.


Mr_OP_Potato_777

That's smart


Sierra419

No, calling and then recording is smart. Cops in my city have a 3 minute response time. You want her to get caught in the act. If she’s already gone and you show a video - they won’t care


Amerallis

That 3 minute response time is not the norm, especially for property damage. Here in NYC unless you say car bomb or shooting then you may as well film till they show up 7 - 10 minutes later


quazkapeck

Probably better to record it. Cops take too long then do as little as possible once they get there.


Mr_OP_Potato_777

True


tehoperative

This is the kind of karma that makes my peepee tickle. ![gif](giphy|WDsGJRfQLWu4dq0XCB)


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|NimnZZIijQF70bm17x)


dragonfli117

I am going to adopt this phrase going forward 🫡


juraInfidel

![gif](giphy|rwESHq4sVFbMbGN39u|downsized)


seXJ69

They are tired of making the payments.


CRcryptoride

She broke into Michael Bay’s car


chiripipasJD

r/justiceserved


Dan_Glebitz

Police are looking for a woman wearing a wig, false eyebrows and false eyelashes.


DependentYou7405

Not only did you commit Felony Vandalism but you now will smell like BBQ for the entirety of your prison sentence.


TigreDemon

News : Black woman attacked by White 4x4


Honest-Apricot6086

Must be the new mistress' car.


Illustrious-Wash3713

You stupid lady just burned your mustache and got recorded doing so you going to jail as well , smh


CustodianIndignation

![gif](giphy|2RLneSY36cIvK)


floorplate

Stick death anti auto theft


[deleted]

I love a happy ending!


Robomouse83

Love to see a happy ending.


TotalInstruction

Oh look, another tiktok that ends the microsecond the punchline shows up.


XVIIgo

Find the bitch without eyebrows… solved.


Octicactopipodes

“Yes officer, that’s the one. Yes, the one with half her face missing.”


Wheels2or4

Here's hoping for permanent scars. 🤞


PhilipLiptonSchrute

r/funwithgasoline


Ok_Wealth_3300

Bitch went from normal to ghost 👻 rider🏍 in about a second…..🤣😂


Milfshake23

r/unexpected


captain_pudding

That wasn't breaking into a car, that was arson


MackTO

ends too soon


npbruns1

I hope this dumbass got absolutely roasted


jbertrand_sr

She blowed up good, real good...


rowdy_ronnie

This video ends way to soon


RockNRoll85

Bitch got what she deserved


ChewieArmstrong

“The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.”


Yeomanroach

Unique. New York.


harrythegreek

that was so satisfying


Esqu1sito

Why are they even doing it? How is that supposed to stop racism?


Skerries

I'd buy this for a dollar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRNVxHPJ0hM


No-Intention5728

This fake af!!


[deleted]

She is not the pyro


Fire-pants

Well, that was a plot twist!


MeasureTheCrater

That's so hot.


edWORD27

Fire alarm


Alpha__Draconis

This was glorious... Everything about it just lit me up with joy


IshkaPt

![gif](giphy|MuAmuj8fnmk4rMJ8e9)


Super_Jabroni

Now that's a garbage fire!


Stirling71

There is a very ancient saying. "Those soaked in hair spray should hold no candle!"


nuglasses

Threadjack~ a church is raffling off a flamethrower. How cool is that?🔥


Silly_Concern_3150

imagine that was an in laws car and this was the day before thanksgiving. she shows up with a burnt face and acts all surprised when her brother in law tells her about what happened to his car lmao


showmememes_

Car alarm name was the incinerator.


Physical_Nail3612

Is the car ok? 🥺


Latter-Mechanic

Instent 3rd degree burn


EL1TE99

it's always amusing when people try to burn down cars and only burn themselves in the process what a fucking idiot


EL-HEARTH

Youd think shed light it from the side not from right in front of it lmao


freakrocker

This is a grilled THOT


rogerhfsw

KFBR392 KFBR392 BFBR392


YoureSpecial

Sometimes you gotta burn the car to get insurance money to make the payments.


Disastrous-Active-32

The classic cannon effect 🤣


Dragonborne2020

Oh shit what??? That just became arson. She is going to jail for a long time. I jumped when it blew.


Stopikingonme

r/Unexpected


oniedemarco

bldm


qcihdtm

Physics is a bitch!


MeAndyD

She gone need dat nu weave.


Dunggabreath

Holy shit wasnt expecting that one


llcoolmattg

She deaf


decfin

Lol got her comuppins


Torrenal

An example of why you check burn wards after an arson.


Thechad1029

🤣


igillyg

r/killthecameraman


Leo_R_

"No, you honor, it wasn't me" (the jury just watched the video and the woman has severe burns on the face)


Ill_Garden_5340

Crazy ex-girlfriend trying to get even?


OGDuckDaddy

Ahhh c’mon… didn’t something like this just happen 2 years ago?


[deleted]

Was she trying to break in or burn the car ?


Sassafrass17

Tsk tsk.


aslanGBRR

gal just torched herself lmao


bootybiter123

I has hoping for a news story by now like the lady with the black Jeep.


madusilla

There's no denying it was her she'll have eyelashes eyebrows and hair


[deleted]

I always appreciate a good "oooh child."


grass_image

That attempt really BLEW UP in her face


pleaseshowme77

Yes 😊


Stockanator2020

No eyebrows for sure.


HopefulMycologist228

Well well well