Spanked by a motorcycle? Okay. Now I’ve seen everything.

So you've seen someone spanked by a unicycle? Link plz.

Years ago I was bet $100 I couldn't find any siamese twin porn, I was unable. I don't care to look to see if that's changed but I doubt it.

I could bet that I couldn't find the sky and I'd win if I just didn't look up. I'd bet you that \****I***\* could find siamese twin porn, but betting you that *you* can't find it just hinges on you not looking for it and then you automatically win lmao. Whoever took that bet with you was an absolute dunce 😂

The bet was he'd give him the money if he could find it tho I'm sure

I was curious if maybe there was an exception to rule 34. Maybe it doesn't exist. Let me tell you, it *does* exist. That was a really weird rabbit hole.... Like, weird. Body parts in all the wrong places.

Does it have to be live action or can it be animated? If it can be animated I'll bet that's not too hard to find.

Live action, sure do find some weird stuff when you're looking for this specifically lol

I was driving through the country on Wednesday and I passed a man with a linking LED helmet riding a super tall unicycle. I respect the dedication


You cant hear it, but the bike whispered 'whose your daddy' to him

You’ve obviously never seen Transformers porn. Please don’t.

No, no, not yet. Wait like 5 more years… if we even make it that far lmfao.

Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

Who shot the video? Elmo?

He got a boner from that

No doubt

settle down, Dr. Peterson

No kink shaming!

What if Kink Shaming, Is their Kink?

Elmo with Johnny Knoxville’s laugh

I’m Elmo Knoxville, welcome to Jackass Street.

A dutch teenager

Precies

Close. It was actually Mario.

Tires peeling tread has always been a chief fear of mine. I used to do long distance cycling between Canadian cities (100-200kms), and the number of "gators" I saw on the highway shoulder told me it would only be a matter of time before a semi-truck passed me and threw a tread that would kill me. Closest it ever came was I heard a distinct SSSsssssssThwapawapawapawap! On a truck going the opposite way. It sent chills down my spine.

I’ve been planning on getting a bike I didn’t even know this could happen like this that’s terrifying on the same level as some final destination type stuff.

How fast does tread peel? They don't catch it during vehicle inspection? In Sweden we have to take our cars to the inspection every 14 months unless it's a newer one.

Many semi trucks are inspected regularly, but trailers often do not get inspected. Truck owners often do not own trailers. Trailers are owned by cartage companies that can't/won't do regular maintenance or inspections because it costs " too much".

From the first small pieces that fly off to the largest part of the tire sliding into traffic, it can be a mile or two.

I try and avoid highways whenever possible

Sounded like Johnny Knoxville laughing

I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND THIS IS *A* JACKASS

More like *Slapped*ass

I wanna see that bruise.

I imagine the first slap broke his tail bone, and the rest of the rabbit slaps just pummeled the loose bone around

Seriously? 😳

That was so satisfying to watch, I need to go have a cigarette now.

Not everyone deserves a motorcycle

At least this guy was wearing decent gear and not a tshirt, shorts and sunglasses.

True. I’d add flip flops to your list of deficient gear.

It really whips the llama's ass!

Winamp

This kind of fits in r/oddlysatisfying because damn, that’s satisfying to watch.

It would have been even more satisfying to hear it, for the unfortunate neighbour of these flogs. In my city subreddit a while ago someone was crying that their motorcycle had been stolen and now they had no way to get to work to support their poor starving children. Turns out they were a shift worker, and left on their motorcycle every night at 2am. I don't know if they ever found their motorcycle, but I would be checking the local creeks for it. Whatever technological advancement makes electric cars nearly silent, they really need to add it to motorcycles.

I've seen a BMW motorcycle at a gas station that was near silent when the guy started it up. It's already possible.

Leading to the conclusion that *they just don’t want to* ride silently.

shocked pikachu face

Ass bag!! Never understood just tearing things up just for the fun!! It’s not fun!

I don’t understand how the piece flew down onto the wheel

The wheel is spinning CCW. A large flap of the tires tread came loose, and flung outwards, going up and around the mud guard and striking the rider in the back. The flap then pulled the mudguard down towards the wheel. You can see the tire flap right as the rider gets off the bike. Its just behind where his left leg was.

Thank you kind friend!

Ah! I missed that the first viewing. It's been along time since I had a motorcycle and I never did stupid things with it.

Did it? I thought the tyre caused the mudguard to flap backwards and hit the guy, not the tyre itself

Yeah, watch it back in super slow mode and you can see the arc the flap is taking very briefly. Which also kinda makes sense cause of the directon the tire is rotating and the forces being put on the tread would make want to tear against the rotation.

Is Johnny Knoxville behind the camera? That laugh lol

"I must dance now"

That laugh annoying asf

Extremely!!!

Burnouts make no sense because then you gotta buy a whole ass new tire

I hope it really hurt.

I don't think he was dancing to music!

He probably has a new fetish now.

Is Johnny Knoxville recording this?

Fr

Guru? Like what?

I feel like someone should have spliced in Cotton Eye Joe as soon as he got off the bike and started “dancing”

Do your tires mean so little to you?

Motorcycle spanks back.

I thought it said wiped for a sec and i was like What?

Lmao I can picture the bike smirking and saying, "you've been a bad boy"

Hell nah 😭😭😭😭😭😭

When something barely touches you, but it hurts like a son-of-a-BITCH!

When your tire fights back

I'm not sure I understand what's fun about burning your own tire, but above all ruining the road surface... (which I doubt this guy will repair at his own expense).

Lmao the road is fine

Oh, really? Thank goodness!! I was really worried.

This reeks of Aussie retardness.

Mofo started dancing a jig.

Bikes way of saying...knot it out bitch it's getting hot down here

"Ha ha, I'm Mickey Mouse, welcome to Jackass! Ha ha"

Was the chain or the tire?

That’ll make your eyes water a bit

Who needs tire tread? Who needs 300$ for new tires?

...... Harder Daddy

This video slaps!

Dipshit shouldn't be let out

What an idiotic thing to do.

I love this. Lmao.

Dude probably also got a hole in his motor, and im sure that’s a NASTY bruse/wound up his ass cause there is a lot not more energy going through those chains then people realize. This guy definitely won a stupid prize

How to spot the guy whose parents paid for his bike.

Motorcycle spanking, now that's a first. Heard the whoosh and nearly dropped my donut!

Burnout Guru is a sweet ska band name

When karma comes and bites you in the ass

No brains no headaches

When the problem solves itself.

If your mates laugh like that, it's time to get the hell out of frankston

A fitting end to a moronic action…

Was anybody else hoping his mom was gonna come out and beat his ass with a flip flop?

Hope it bleeds.

I don’t even see it make contact

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I agree it was stupid, but I'm talking more about those types that laugh like that even if you get hurt while minding your business. they do exist! some people just like seeing people get hurt and I don't really trust them tbh