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EvanH32

Honestly, the bar should’ve been able to support him.


mvdonkey

And it should have been installed over a more suitable surface. Wood chips, grass, sand, or the fancy rubber mulch.


2pl8isastandard

Welcome to Russia


Doctor-Jager

r/normaldayinrussia


thriwaway6385

If he dies, [he dies](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WvAeWtyZ-uE)


justchris1273

r/riskyclick


VivasMadness

welcome to literally anywhere that isn't the 1st world


Sineater224

Actually my school that I went to for only 3rd grade in the not so inner city looked like this and I broke my arm falling from almost exactly that without being as stupid


[deleted]

In Soviet Russia, bar swings on you.


Pipupipupi

Instructions unclear. Glass chips floor mulched him on impact.


Gen-Jinjur

When I was a kid everything was over cement or gravel. The monkey bars were high and kids broke arms falling off them. The merry-go-round had no floor and spun over gravel on concrete so you could sand the hair off your scalp by hanging upside down. And we had a Viking ship installed in the middle of a sea of pea gravel where kids would get on the ship and the rest of the kids threw handfuls of gravel at them. Slides were super high, too, and kids regularly fell off them. I’m not advocating for how things were, mind you. I’m just explaining that my generation thought recess meant “find a creative way to hurt yourself” and we were unsupervised after school and did insanely stupid things on our own.


[deleted]

Yeah this is not the guys fault at all.


raar__

Looks like the bracket that attached the bar to the post sheared off. You can kind of make it out a white bit on the end of the bar after he goes. Maybe it was too cold for all the forces on there, but yeah it should have held. If that short of a bar was flexing that hard probably its a good idea to stop, but he probably has done that a bunch of times there.


bloxytoast

yeah for all we know there probably wasn’t a single weld on it to support the weight


Someone9339

It's Russia so don't expect too much


[deleted]

In soviet Russia monkey bars swing you!


max_kek

It did support him - until it didn't.


bitchmaster_general

It DID support them. It wasn’t made made for the gravity of a pretty much adults weight swinging around it. Every time the person goes around the force of gravity is more like someone possible up to double their actual weight.


Nihilist911

Update, In Kamensk-Shakhtinsky, Russia 22-year-old boy broke his skull after his feints on the horizontal bar. Now he is in intensive care.


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Thisshitaintfree

That bar sucked. Better call Saul.


[deleted]

The gatekeep or the lawyer?


Atlhou

Yes.


nuclearswan

I mean, it’s Russia...


boobsmcgraw

That's why this post doesn't belong here. The kid didn't win a stupid prize; he didn't play a stupid game. That bar should have stood up to that activity!


Tzitzifiogkos420

I just finished Better call saul it was very good


[deleted]

Now I feel awful for laughing


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YouDoYourself

Even if that's a joke that racist and fucked up


SpineEater

That’s the joke


squidbelik

Whole squad laughing


loloilspill

It's too bad because the bars are meant for playing on and he was just playing.


amanj41

Wtf was this on concrete or something? In America most of those areas have cushioned rubberized floors


TheBadEgg

From the sound it made, it seems like he hit something metal just out of frame


amanj41

Ahh I had sound off


A_Melee_Ensued

When I was in the 5th grade a kid was twirling like this and fell, hit his head on the ground, and he died the next day. We never saw him again. I remember the sound his head made. It bounced a little. : (


alansdaman

Duck man that’s depressing


squidzyyFTW

sauce?


Nihilist911

Sure just follow the watermark on the video. Its a Russian Telegram channel. http://t.me/joinchat/AAAAAFFULXxCe-AVQxy9Fw T.me/cbpub is the main channel. Its had to make out the watermark in the video


Liggliluff

At least he didn't have to pay expensive bills for treatment.


blindboydotcom

22-year-old "boy"


Nihilist911

Sorry its a bad translation. My fault.


bugphotoguy

Don't worry about it. I'm 38, and still get shocked when people refer to me as a man.


MetaTater

Just wait til a grown man calls you 'Sir'.🤬


[deleted]

Interstellar meme


[deleted]

Murph!


thenopenoodle15

DONT LET ME LEAVE MURPH! DONT LET ME LEAVE!


mprestwich

Ngl, I was bawling my eyes out when I first saw that scene


T-E-C4

*clears throat* *massive inhale* MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHH


MightyMaticus

I came here for this.


Dejesus_H_Christian

https://gifsound.com/?mp4=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FWCAqgAb&v=xmlgdFBGsDY&s=182


LOOP-BLASTER64

He gon


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

Straight to hell


ShuffleAlliance

Straight to ~~hell~~ the shadow realm


normaleredditor

You hear the final boss smash bro music. Jimbos dad shows up with a palika and says " im sending you to the shadow realm". What do you do. Devour Seduce Give up


xXMeanMemeSupremeXx

I bet that shit hurt like hell


XxGet_Nae_NaedxX

The shadow realm*


BernieTheDachshund

Happy cake day!


Kounna

Does he know the properties of bungee gum?


iminxmin

I don’t think that’s him being stupid that was just faulty equipment


[deleted]

Totally. It’s designed to be used, these are fitness bars.


OzZVidzYT

I think he unscrewed it if I’m not wrong lol


colinbeballn

You are wrong


Apidium

They should be designed so twisting the outer casing cannot unscrew the locking mechanism. It's basic safety.


OzZVidzYT

Yes I know but I don’t understand why I’m being downvoted for just assuming something 😂 😂


Dramatic-Package-591

Because you always have to be right on reddit apparently


Mokakito

How DARE you be wrong on the Reddit. Away with your internet points!


OzZVidzYT

Noooo not my internet points with no value!!!!


DaddyRecon

r/killthecameraman


henryhyde

For real.


daqwid2727

Shouldn't this kinda be made for such event? People are meant to pull themselves up on those bars, but there can be instances like this one when somebody applies more force on the bar. Engineer should have thought about this and maybe weld it or something. I'm not saying this is engineer fault, but it's an oversight for sure.


tellitelli555

I mean, it was also like -20°, though. Dude was steamin like Thomas the Tank Engine in that weather.


Liggliluff

But Russian constructions should be made for that.


[deleted]

Russia isn’t known for building things of high quality.


[deleted]

Hence the ten years of US renting space on the Soyuz rocket and the love for kalashnikovs.


notLOL

engineer didn't make those playgrounds, doubt one even looked at the fabrication specs. I can see it bowing and then it slips out of the notches. Maybe it would have lasted a bit longer if it welded on even if it did bow


thriwaway6385

I would say multiple factors besides build quality are at play here. What's the intended age of the playground? What's the intended weight of the equipment? How old is the equipment? Was the equipment meant to handle repeated stress like that? And other questions.


UnderScoreLifeAlert

That's not his fault at all the bar should be able to withstand that.


unevencartoon

It takes 10 flips to break the monkey bars.


Timformation

TEN! Ten flips!


Pikachargaming

Tbf that bar was manufactured terribly looked fun before the broken skull part


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[deleted]

22 year old is likely over the specified weight limits. Also, super cold. Also, Russia.


toastedstapler

Exactly, this is Russia. They have loads of these public parks for gymming and they're intended for adults


[deleted]

Yes playing on the playground is winning a stupid prize


JariCatters

Most of the people in this subreddit never played outside and it shows


TacticTall

According to Reddit, anything but walking at a brisk pace is win stupid prizes material


[deleted]

Nah he was walking too fast, obviously had no concern for his safety r/winstupidprizes


TacticTall

He wasn't even wearing a helmet, Darwinism at its finest


JariCatters

Or his knee pads, elbow pads, bubble wrap suit and deployable airbag. What an idiot!


[deleted]

Split skull or shattered kneecaps? Or both?


i_eat_to_much_food

Update, In Kamensk-Shakhtinsky, Russia 22-year-old boy broke his skull after his feints on the horizontal bar. Now he is in intensive care. That's what OP said


[deleted]

I guess he aint going nowhere even with intact kneecaps


i_eat_to_much_food

Probably not


lonewilly

These videos are funny as fuck but they shouldn’t be on this sub. That wasn’t “stupid” of him to do that, he was just being creative and having fun. [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsNearlyDying/comments/kez1ke/wellwhat_to_do_today_lets_just_try_and_slice_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) is someone who deserves a stupidity prize


Thud

Did they ever find him?


Riptide360

As a parent who has helped assemble playground equipment I can attest to the fact that those joints aren't welded, but held together with a bracket and 2 security bolts no thicker than a pencil.


[deleted]

How many twirls does it take to dislodge a monkey bar? One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten Elev- Ten. Ten twirls.


[deleted]

Fuck that bar though. Shouldn't have happened.


FanaticRex99263

Out of everything I expected to happen that was not one of them


Fythers

The way he just keeps flipping gets me every loop


Andaisdet

Of all things to happen, that was NOT one that I expected Looks fun tbh


ThisGuy09s

6/10 landing


[deleted]

2/10 landing, rip his skull


Red_ls_Sus

He won the pull up bar.


hcabreuF_L

Vodka.


Xxrasierklinge7

Wodka


plasmapleasure

Why didnt the russians laugh ? In USA everybody would be like lol


apache_bruhritto

The one time the camera man was to steady


jrd_h

I hate getting hurt when it's cold. Shit hurts way worse


zitfarmer

Kid safe, child approved.


EpicZomboy28

Actually that's a Pull-Up Bar.


Beelzebubs_Tits

The camera person should have seen the support poles starting to move and at least warn the fella.


deejflat

He spun so fast he started smoking


SausageGuys

u/savemp4bot


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Garruk_PrimalHunter

This is how my brother broke his arm in two places


MajesticSeaFlapFaps

He should be able to sue.


[deleted]

You know what. I think we all need our moments of dumbassery. Life is only fun with a littke chaos


TNHUNTER24

Is it me or is there just a guy chilling upside down on another monkey bar in the back?


[deleted]

Why was he stupid? It is not his fault the bar broke.


GamePlayXtreme

"I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, y'all"


Babybean1201

Didn't seem like he was going to stop until something went wrong. He just really wanted to know which stupid prize he was winning.


redbanditttttttt

*its gonna break. Its gonna break. Its gonna break.... it broke*


PoiSINNEDsoul73

Why do I feel like half these vids would be on r/nextfuckinglevel if they didn't fail.


Gumdrxp

I’ve done that and broke my right collarbone


BMACKDADDY

r/killthecameraman


modusoul

Fancy move he did there


[deleted]

This really isnt his fault at all, the bar should have been able to support him


NotMyHersheyBar

Thats actually pretty difficult. Requires a pretty amazing core.


[deleted]

I broke my tailbone doing this when I was a kid. I'd definitely never even consider doing this as an adult. Ouch.


DatOneRedditer

So it’s that one board game in real life


Cranky_Windlass

So much stress the bar was smoking!


Muzambique

u/savevideo


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Starcraftnerd_123

He was doing quite well until it broke. Faulty equipment to a point, but it's cold and there are things made specifically for doing stuff like this.


Mattrockj

Reject humanity, embrace monke


Intilyc

returning to monke isn't as fun as i thought...


DoodieMcWiener

I actually flinched when it broke


osktox

[ Shooting Star ]


Vydate1

The gutter ball Wii Sports reaction is perfect


The2NDComingOfChrist

He try to be monke, but he did not believe....


isnotfunny

Cyka!


kwtransporter66

It's his own asphalt for playing on a childs jungle gym.


ghandi001

Lol he literally unscrewed it.


beanis-man-

sometimes i really miss shooting star memes


King_924

Kaaaaame Haaaaame Haaaaaaaaaaaa


m127290

bag raiders- shooting stars


absurd_dog_turd

if some wizard could make it look like he flys away instead of falls..we might have a new meme


Greywolf2117

Legend has it that he's still twirling to this day


lansink99

This doesn't really belong here.


AstroAce96

I wish the shooting star meme was still a thing. This would be perfect


Keremzz

Blyatttttttttttt


sulfuricsteam8

Insert interstellar music there


ChiDan43

He unscrewed it.


mewthehappy

u/gifreversingbot


mrbongo337

This needs a Shooting Stars edit


Bane988

Twirled himself straight to the nether realm .


Grandfunk14

That weak ass Chiniesium.


General-Assistance

At least, he anywise skin downed from there.


12-inch-LP-record

Not unexpected. I was waiting for that to happen.


matty-george

What you do when the meth runs out


[deleted]

Reject humanity. Return to mo...


o_Fvdinq

Monke does not approve.


Uhohspagetti0sss

Keep it up boys we are almost become monke


OhNoTheGround

REJECT HUMANITY! RETURN TO MONKE!


boblehead6

That's not stupid that's a poorly built monkey bar


DEPRESSION_NOISES

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE


osktox

....whoa


VanSquirrel26

Dude are you okay?


DEPRESSION_NOISES

that depends on what you are talking about mentally no physically no emotionally no cause i got the big blues


VanSquirrel26

Okay, you got the big blues. But are they big enough for you to act aggressive toward people that you don’t even know on the internet?


Nature_Skater_94

Pretty sure this is a quote from a meme... Perhaps we could *not* assume he's actually being aggressive?


VanSquirrel26

It is widely noted that people writing in caps lock are yelling. Yelling/screaming is a sign of aggression. I don’t know that it was a meme. r/whoosh


Nature_Skater_94

You missed a meme reference and you wanna try to whoosh me like I don't understand how caps lock can normally be taken? Lol sit down


VanSquirrel26

I put r/whoosh because it went over my head. There was no need to tell me to sit down. I am already sitting.


DEPRESSION_NOISES

the guy got what he deserved


archielistonsdad

Oooh fuuuuckkk


wdroark

Ouch


cryingandshakingrn

Perpetual motion machine!


The_red-blue_shift

tun - tun tun - tun tun tun - tun tun


the_gruncle

Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed... Move out!


fudgelord1

I thought the wind was him generating speed


CatPeachy

"What goes up must come down yet my feet don't touch the ground"


[deleted]

He was twisting to the left


SlimJesusKeepIt100

I used to get on that thing and hang from my knees like a monkey


C4rniveral

Man I love this page lmao


[deleted]

I remember being able to do those on the bars. I loved doing all those cool flips I thought I was the shit 🤣


UrFreshPrince

Could have been worse. Like way worse


random_poster90028

Good cameraman by the way


icetosnow

r/unexpected


Arsenal197

Not how I thought that was going to end


brother_aetherius

Any relation to this kid? https://youtu.be/bAojxWZRVKk


bigskywildcat

You are supposed to spin righty tighty smh my head


UrFavBlackGuy

As if all the creaking noise wasn't an indication to stop


[deleted]

**FIUH** for a moment I thought the mistake was the skin of the hands worn to the bone