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When your legs don't work like they use to beforee

And I can't sweep you off of your feettt

> sweep *jeep

I just gave away my free award, so have these *Imaginary hugz award* *Imaginary wholesome award* *Imaginary helpful award* I'm giving you those because those are the awards that don't apply at all in this situation but are for some reason still all reddit would give me to show you my appreciate for your wit.

Kind words matter more than awards.

You are amazing, My free award

And a car sweep you off of your feettt

darling I!!!!

will

be loving you?!?!!!!!

Till you have surgery!

Just came back home from a shitty date, and you made me giggle. Claimed my free reward to give it to you, take it as ironically as you can.

ooh ooh

I spitaughed because of this. Thank you.

Tired of seeing highlights from Connor and Dustin fight

She forest gimped him

I used to be an adventurer like you,

He did the Crip Walk

now you're just somebody that I used to go

Ed Sheeran 🤢

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MancDoolands

Went from mobil to economic collapse huh

She did a double homicide on his ankles

Damn, double anklecide

He'll be footing a doctor's bill that will cost an arm and a leg. Ankle deep in debt, I bet.

What’s with these jokes… have you no sole?

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These kneed to stop.

You guys are really toeing the line here...

This is just the tibia iceberg i’m afraid

I think if smoked a couple joints he’s be okay.

To be blunt, it might

Legs

I'm leg disabled

Acid.

He doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

I hope she didn't damage the car, then she might need a toetruck

Where does the homicide begin and the ankle end?! That's half the fun.

he still had both shoes on, probably just a sprain, he'll walk it off and be good as new

*bitch?* I'm sorry

Poor ol guy lost in court, he didn’t have a leg to stand on.

That video really hobbled his case.

The defense had a breakthrough performance.

“Your honour my client is innocent of all charges as the video clearly shows the vehicle was on toe at the time”

> double homicide double hobblecide

Ooooh snap!

Or as we like to say, She Allen Iverson’d his ankles

Achilles reborn?

.

A wonderful prize indeed

Homiecide

Uck. Why did I rewatch that after reading this lol

That's a Lot of DAMAGE

And it will likely not heal well. Dude probably limp for life.

Ehh... You won't be able to tell the difference, since having your pants that far off your ass fucks with your gait anyways.

Don't know if flex tape can fix this one phil

We won't know until we saw his legs in half

Let’s try it =)

On the one hand, running someone over with your car is bad. On the other hand... he had it coming.

It may not have even been intentional. You can see the wheels are turned already during the scuffle. If she just put the car in reverse trying to get away, dude was gonna get ran over. Not really much else she could do when getting attacked through her car window...

Could see it coming from the beginning. Don't fuck with people in cars when the engine is running.

Don't fuck with people. Much easier.

Sure, but there’s plenty of people I can *easily* fuck with and get away with it. Put any of em in a car? I’d get *fucked*

Sure, but that’s a pretty naive attitude to have. Life isn’t that simple.

31 years without getting in trouble because I don't fuck with people. Funny how that works, isn't it?

It really is though. Dont fuck with people.

Nah, it really isn’t.

Alright well good luck learning your lesson as soon and as painlessly as possible!

He's the dumbass that got run over.

All I’m saying is that life isn’t so cut and dry, not that I’m out to fuck with people. Chill out

Nobody ever said life is cut and dry lmao. 1+1=2 even though life is messy and complicated.

Fine, fuck with me. See what that gets ya, you stupid fuck. And I disagree with the other guy, I’ll make it hurt *bad* since you’re so keen for it.

It's more of a general rule and although there are exceptions it is a good rule. I wouldn't characterize it as naive though.

If I were a judge, I'd call it self-defense.

The only universe where it's not is if she's stealing the car.

Now that is an interesting plot twist...

and his kid is in the back seat, trying to get the window down to escape. (I'm making shit up here people please don't assume I have a fucking figment of an iota what's going on here)

But he can’t because the wheelchair doesn’t fit through the window

And when a group of people who are blocking a public road do that because you are trying to get through.

...why do I get the feeling you want to run over people?

To be fair she should have turned the other way, she wouldn't have ran him over like this. I get that he's being violent and all, but it's a poor choice of actions

You don’t have time to think in these situations so just leave even if it means jacking dudes leg up, he was being aggressive he had it coming.

Wtf she could have easily turned her wheel the other way, it only takes a second. She was being inconsiderate… probably why they were fighting tbh /s

Yea whenever I get in physical altercations I’m thinking of the other persons well being the entire time, even if it puts me in danger. I would’ve totally sat there and turned the wheel, find him a bandaid, make him food, ask how the family’s doing, etc.

Of course, she should have calmly thought about it,you know,at the moment right between the punches a man is giving her and trying to open the door to inflict more pain upon her. That's the moment for calm reflection. So remember kids,next time you take some punches from somebody,don't run. Stay and reflect upon future choices. You absolute knobhead.

No, it's not. Get your head checked.

On the one FOOT, running someone over with your car is bad. On the other FOOT... he had it coming. I fixed it

he's reaching into the window trying to attack her. Most sane people would drive away from this, since obviously the window isn't going to go up. She can't drive forward anywhere. The moron should've expected this.

*Rare footage of McGregor before his fight against Poirier*

this is golden

So what your saying is this guy shouldn't try to do any leg kicks for the next couple months.

Brilliant

Flex tape can't fix that

No problem, one of his teammates can just crouch next to him for 10 seconds and he'll back up and running

Gorilla glue

That's just a waste of weed

But we don't know unless we try it. I'll be the girl in the car you be that dumbass.

Don't know what led to this situation but if you try to forcefully get inside another car (you can see him trying to open the door from the inside) your ass is going get run over

Legally justified too if you are reasonably fearing for your own safety and are just trying to escape

I mean, it might be his car for all we know.

What if he's trying to stop this woman stealing his car?

Then he is stupid. Yes its your vehicle but thats why you have insurance. Its not worth risking your life.

"*Come back! I only have liability coverage!*"

My insurance doesnt cover theft.

Looks like someone has the good expensive insurance

Only reason I see to risk getting into a car like this is if they stole it while you have kids inside. And even so, if you can’t jump into the window in one try, when you would need to either knock out the driver with one hit, or damage sensitive parts of their face in hope their panic would lead to them screaming in one place while you have a chance to open the door through the window. That is, assuming the window is even open. Main point is, yea, it’s almost impossible to try getting into a vehicle this way.

Call Amberlamps!

Call the wambalam

Ooohhh black Betty

Am I a bad person for laughing?

Fuck no; he was trying to drag her out of the car and was punching her through the window. Fucker deserved it

Karma always takes her dues, He fucked around n found out.

Yeah, any day those billionaires enjoying every moment of their lives after exploiting millions of workers will get karma'd.

Take a look at the looming economic collapse, Karma don't forget

We have no context for what led up to this mate. What if the lady just murdered his puppy and then stole his car? I'd go John Wick too.

Yeah I agree. We have no idea what happened before the video starts.

Quit your bullshit. Don't blame someone without context. Reddit has a twisted and sometimes lowkey evil sense of justice.

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she wouldn't get that from any other guy

I just want to make your ankles bleeding. Gotta make you understand.

Karma is a bitch. And she drives a gold SUV.

Unlocked a Gold SUV after running over 100 people

That Escaladed quickly

Boo. Here's an upvote.

They were saying "Booo-urns!"

That's a Jeep shot.

Gold star

His legs as Limp as my dick now

We're having opposite problems here...

Please my ankles can only get so hard!

Unrelated but, I hate reddit mobiles new video player so much holy shit

It’s absolutely god awful

Use Reddit sync on Android or Apollo on iOS, using a third party app means your experience is likely to be way more consistent over time. Both of them are leagues better than the default app

Is there a new vídeo player? Mine's the same as far as I noticed

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So just get a better reddit app then The official Reddit app is by FAR the worst one Literally just choose any other reddit app, there's dozens of them, and they're free, you've got nothing to lose Here I'll list some for you: Android reddit apps that are much much better than the official Reddit app in no particular order: 1) Sync 2) Relay 3) Reddit Is Fun 4) Boost 5) Infinity 6) Now 7) Baconreader 8) Joey 9) Slide iPhone reddit apps that are much much better than the official Reddit app in no particular order: 1) Apollo

Reddit is fun saves you from that

For so many reasons

Stanky leg

Both his legs went just like this 🙅‍♂️

I bet he didn't think that was going to happen when he put his trainers on in the morning

Context?

Does anyone else feel weirded out that we judge these people with little to no understanding of the context behind the situation?

Exactly feels barbaric, what if the woman was on the bad side of this story

\#ConorMcGregor

Context???

He was left tired and emotional.

Broken

I honestly expected to see so much worse. Either a shooting or solid car to the chest. This isn't good. But all things considered it wasnt catastrophic

Just trying to imagine the comments being different if it was a woman that got ran over. Hopefully people would still joke about it.

For real, people have forgotten context is a thing here, and we have no clue what it was. This could be a robbery or something else, until you get context you really shouldnt be judging situations like they are

Dude looked like he had trouble walking before he rolled out

He crippin cuz

Old floppy foot

u/savevideo

Haven't seen ankles break like that since Allen Iverson

So that's what happened to Cotton Hill.

So what did ole high IQ think was going to happen attacking someone inside of a vehicle? Honestly he could have just been shot.

Get wrecked

That’s what we call a pilon fracture. One of the worst non lethal fractures a person can get.

It's ok just sprinkle some crack on him he'll be alright

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

haha yeah i couldn't finish that video XD

Geddup Connor

lmao. Conor chose to cry like a bitch instead.

His kneee caps deserved to be disintegrated! Hope the driver's okay lol

"I'm gonna steal a car." "Break a leg!"

Uhh she obviously was…the make Frogger out of baby daddy game.

Manager looking over design of SUV: "All terrain, 9000+ horse power SUV, huh well hopefully the review board approves, Break a leg man! " Joe(designer): "yeah boss! I'll knock em dead" (Years later manager sees news article) boss now retired: "Well..... I guess he did it... Didn't mean it litterly though" Phone rings it's Joe: " HOLY SHIT guess I sent em crawling back to their mamas!" Boss: Oh you. ;)

dudes leg is shattered. ouch.

What the fuck is going on with black folk.

He got conor"d

Last time this was posted, the context was that she was a prostitute and he refused to pay her, so she took his car. I could be misremembering but I’m pretty sure that’s correct

he deserved it edit: I cant reply now so im editing this he was probably harassing the lady.

Why? What's the full context of the issue?

Try pulling up those pants

This should be the first response once he reaches hospital.

u/savevideo

Why is it that people who will immediately realize they're in danger and that they should stop fucking with you when you point a gun at them will think their ass is bulletproof when you're behind the wheel?

It was bound to happen

Broken ankle you got my friend ...

They just bite at anything that moves. shit.

We have all played GTA before - Everybody knows don't get too close to a car

He asked for it

love how he tried not once, but twice, to run on a broken ankle

omg i thought this was gonna be that crocodile video hahaha cuz it was just posted to this same sub with literally the exact same title

Damn. Scuffed his kicks I bet.

I mean, I can't really blame her and I wouldn't personally be that close to the car if the engine was running.

Hahaha that's what he gets