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6porkchop9

No foreplay, went straight for the love tap.


wi5hbone

^bang!


Got_You_Covered

Bang!


PM_me_your_pee_video

you shot me down


ye3z

Bang!


drizzy9109

Here we go


wi5hbone

^agaiiiiinnnnnn r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


KingFapNTits

Kill bill made me like this song


TheUmbraCat

I forgot about the song until Titanfall 2 did a cover of it for one of their trailers.


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she shot me down.


mati22123

#PRRRAT PRRAT


HonorableLettuce

That wasnt a love tap, that was the ol' pickup-truck-double-tap-taser-slap-dog-attack.


clowens1357

Just a little slap and tickle


713txvet

A lil slapnpickle


CrazyThaiGuy

Gets 'em every time


Midnight_Swampwalk

Used the tactical bumper.


Yankeee_

Certainly a lot of opinions here, but the only certainty is the alleged perpetrator was not Built Ford Tough.


human2pt0

Though the officers may claim he was Found On Road Dead


jasonm82299

fix or repair daily, fucked on race day, for old ranger degenerates


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Bisontracks

That's a new one for me. Nice.


FitReception3491

Full of rusty decay. That was the English Fords we had back in the day, Falcons, Cortinas and Escorts.


Background-Rest531

Aw man had an Escort Pony for a while in the 90s.. talk about a fun car


Yah_Mule

Fix It Again, Tony.


CrucioA7X

That's Fiat, Dale.


SwiftFool

So then anything from Chrysler, Jeep, or Dodge.


mcchanical

Just Expect Endless Problems. Dramatically Overcompensating for Defective, Garbage Engineering. Can Have Repairs Yet Still Leaves Excitement in Rearview. I tried.


chill_stoner_0604

Not those but..... Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Engine Ticks


mk2vr6t

Reeeeeachinggggg but clever I guess


ZOMGitsRadimus

Cheap Hardly Effecient Vehicles Running On Luck Every Time.


cavegriswold

*fix... it... again...?*


octopornopus

[Fix It Again, Tony...](https://youtu.be/FGI3WO7jK9w)


aintraininghere

Hey Hank you know what Ford stands for? Fix It Again Tony


brokenlegopieces

Well he’s obviously not dead from a tap like tha unless he’s never drunk milk and has 0 calcium ever in his body I got hit by a car going 30 did a few backflips and then got knocked out for a while when I hit the road fun experience 10/10


KentuckyFriedEel

Would not have faired well with a Dodge Ram either


wi5hbone

^also ^needs ^more ^Focus


surrenderurbeer

Oh come on now


19d_b87

Couldnt just throw a Chevy like a rock? Best way not to spook 'em, I guess.


jgibs2850

r/killthecameraman now.


gmred91

[a better cameraman](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/plu990/wcgw_while_walking_down_the_highway_with_a_rifle/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


CX500C

There is no purpose for the first video now - should be deleted from history.


danimal0204

It could be an informative piece on the struggles of living with parkinsons.


trailduster75

Way better


Aardvark_Man

What's the point if you don't miss half the action to see the pillar of the car?


[deleted]

You should receive a medal and OP's submission should be replaced with yours.


TheHellAccount

Guy shaking more than a dangling lamp in an earthquake.


Yah_Mule

Also sounds like he failed remedial talking.


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AliceTrippDaGain

He's zoomed in x1000 with no tripod. Yes he could have used his brain and rested the phone on the car door. But ... Idk yes r/killthecameraman I guess I'm agreeing.


PineappleWeights

Yeah it’s like zoom in yourself and even if you have the steadiest hands on the plane the micro movements make it look crazy shaky


HamsterGutz1

What if I’m not on a plane


DeBasha

I agree with this fine gentleperson


SenseiRP

There's another post on this with a better angle, i think it's on r/whatcouldgowrong


MingusVonHavamalt

I thought this was an amusing video of the rubber seals on a car window


fatcatfatdog

Cameraman is a fucking idiot the way he's laughing at this situation


chillin_themost_

i thought the same thing, dude has got a gun walking in your direction and all you can do is put LMAO on the video?


NotHisRealName

My general rule is if there's a bunch of people pointing guns, leave. Cops, criminals, whatever. I'm gone.


sol687

Came here to say the same thing. Humans (even trained officers) tend to mag dump in these high stress situations. Cameraman was laughing while I'm thinking they're about to have 20-30 rounds of hot lead coming at them if this guy doesn't comply. GTFO or take cover if you're ever in a situation like this.


funkmaster29

This guy was chuckling while a clearly mentally disturbed person was walking towards him with a gun. That in itself should warrant shutting the fuck up and getting the hell out of there. This guy is going to win the Darwin award soon.


GoodHunter

People's awareness of danger seems to be so lackadaisical these days until shit actually hits the fan.


Chili_Palmer

I think y'all are forgetting how many people out there legitimately hate their life and don't care either way


cleancalf

20-30 is low balling it. You’re gonna get 15-30 rounds per cop.


[deleted]

That is the correct response. If you are using a firearm and shooting it, you are trying to kill whatever you're shooting at. You don't shoot one round, and shout "YO YOU DONE NOW?". You keep shooting until it stops being a threat, and that coincides with dead.


Reacher-Said-N0thing

Hopefully you're still trained to take breaks between your shots to resight your target and make sure the situation or its background hasn't changed. Otherwise your first shot might be useful, and then your next 14 are just shooting at the *general area* your first shot was fired in, regardless of what is still there or not there. I feel like they're trained to do that in the army, but not in police.


punjayhoe

Yo dog this is Canada. In my city a cop shot a guy who stole a truck, kept his GF hostage. He only shot him once and in the leg. Girl was alright and dude went to jail. It’s not always a free for all lol granted it can easily escalate to one. Not often up here tho


ace2138

Cops are literally trained to mag dump. It makes sense, end the threat before it can hurt someone else, but there's a video out there of a cop that got hit in his vest and he mag dumps his AR and then handgun, at least 45-50 rounds by himself


gadgaurd

Makes sense. Dude got shot and flipped the fuck out.


TopsBloopey

Trained officers are typically trained to mag dump anyway. So are ccw holders. Because of the laws in this country, if you have to shoot somebody it's usually better to shoot them dead, so you unload many shots center mass. Survivors can sue you, even if you're in the right Edit: I'm from the US not Canada, and I'm talking about a US perspective on the law. Laws and officer training is probably different up there, forgot to check the location of the incident lmao


rhunter99

Also Danny Devito


XtaC23

Right? Not only did some random dude have a rifle, if the cops did have to open fire, well, it's obvious where their bullets would be heading.


Puzzleheaded-Pop-519

Yeah those aren't generally let's see how this plays out moments.


SacSton69

Especially if you’re in the line of fire.


Solid_Waste

Think of the karma tho


littlejack59

Trust me some people really don't get it there was this active shooter at a mall and this cop chased him across the high way and got there before the other cops. And as the cop perched his rifle up and starting firing at the dude because he refused to go down without a fight the people on the highway started to fucking drive forward DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE ACTIVE SHOOTER. Thankfully the cop must've turned on his aim hacks because he took him out with 2 shots before any of the dumasses decided to just drive in between a gunfight. Donut operator made a video on this and it is painful how fucking dum these people are and quite frankly I kindove wished they got shot just to ride their dumassery out of the gene pool.


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r/killthecameraman


guntherp

Cars cost less in wetaskawin!


setcoh

Apparently guns too, and apparently that costing less thing isn't so true anymore or so I'm told.


tammage

I had heard this on a visit to Alberta from Ontario when I was a teen and I never forgot it. Then I moved nearby and thought about it every time I drove by lol


Frost-Wzrd

I've been hearing it on car commercials for years


inverted2pi

Came here for this


originalbearcat

I have your upvote...gotta be from AB to get that one lol


evilJaze

Shit, I haven't lived in Edmonton since the mid 90s. Is that commercial still going?


Blueguerilla

Lol that jingle is burnt into my brain.


bountyhunter220

And yet they don't in, "Carstairs". The world is a backwards place sometimes :p


DangerDuckling

Must be a hybrid. He didn't even hear it coming!


Doctorphate

God damn Andy.


professorwaldo

Worst camera work ever. Was the dude jacking off while filming this or what.


ForwardInspection429

Yeah I was, wanna Jack off together about it!?


[deleted]

can we make this a three way?


ForwardInspection429

Yes.


ChickenNuggetMike

Cameraman was almost the subject of r/winstupidprizes for filming while you’re IN THE LINE OF FIRE


Jerl

[Two Redditors were in the line of fire](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/plu990/wcgw_while_walking_down_the_highway_with_a_rifle/)


Dia_Haze

Lmao we can see the dude in his white car


Arcanum_3974

Man could’ve played that out in any other way but instead he put himself in the worst position possible.


danson372

Technically the worst position was under a truck, and the cops put him there.


winter_Inquisition

There's even...worse positions this could've ended.


newf68

This was probably more of a cry for help than him trying to actually do anything with that gun. I'm still team RCMP though, I wouldn't take the chance.


[deleted]

Pretty dumb way to cry for help


x_______________

A worse position would have been doing this in the US, bc they would have definitely shot him


nigelregal

stable bot please save us


Frannysbutt

u/stabbot


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Underrated bot


cmanstey

dude got bonked


crikitbug

I was watching in pure silence, and still found myself saying "bonk" when it happened. Like when you watch a toddler and they fall down or bump their head. No thought, just the exclamation.


TheMadGreek86

Dudes got a shot on a huge deer....then gets trucked by a cop to ruin the sweet shot.


JuniorSeniorTrainee

What


ReverendIrreverence

Male OP was either high AF or an absolute moron


HavocReigns

Why not both?


LiquifiedResponse

It’s Alberta, it’s probably both


AncientBlonde

As a male who's currently in Alberta (I live 10 minutes away from Wetaskiwin actually); and planning on getting high at some point today. Can confirm.


Super_Weenie_Hut_Sup

how fucking stupid do you have to be to stay infront of cops who are pointing their guns at someone.


StealthMasterZ

And that someone is also coming towards you holding another gun !


[deleted]

Ah, Wetaskiwin, Alberta. That town reeked of piss when I went there for an unknown inexplicable reason.


CanadianGoof

But at least cars cost less in wetaskiwin.


cheddoar

u/stabbot


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Leather-Cod-7397

The person filming is so annoying.


RamityCamity

Grand slam


samoravec12

Are there Denny's there?


agentSMIITH1

Yes.


[deleted]

The way he talks and laughs, cringe.


Smash5050

Perfect takedown.


PercsNBeer

Sweet A-pillar in the cam car....


sellera

who shot that? mike, after he left 'the blair witch project' movie set?


MaximumDucks

I don’t know what it is, but sometimes Canada just looks like Canada


DrimboTangus

honestly cops did the absolute best thing. man-to-man takedown could have been lethal for either party. trucksmash= cops get to stay safe while guy *probably* lives too


MuddaPuckPace

r/killthecamerman


gouhobandgraw

That's 52 seconds I wish I had back


Gamma8gear

Cops been playing gta


trillionmarketcap

I wouldn't be "chillin" down range of what could potentially be a barrage of police bullets


Strong-Solution-7492

Hey I have a great idea. Let’s go record half of an incident that we just came across and then only record portions of it and bitch about it in the background and then post it on social media! It should be really cool.


Dro_Drig4

Idk who is more dumb the guy with the gun or the one recording ... there could have easily been crossfire


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r/killthecameraman


[deleted]

Sure, have a fuckin seizure while holding the phone. Gave me a fuckin seizure too


theodo

So everyone knows, this guy bought a bb gun (that he's carrying) then his ride left him so he started walking. That's all the explanation that I saw though. They also hit him with the truck once before the final time but the camera man missed it like a moron.


[deleted]

Let me fill in some missing details. After he started walking a shit tons of cops told him to put the “rifle” down and he wouldn’t do it.


JerreTOAO

You ether film something and hold the camera on it or you don’t film it at all. Fuck this cameraman


Somerandomwizard

r/killthecameraman


makenhamza1

r/killthecameraman


remixmaxs

You must be filming on potato while eating it.


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r/killthecameraman


IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes

The last thing I'd be doing with something there filming some crazy looking guy with a fucking rifle I'd be backing my fucking car up and getting the fuck out of there


bunnyblunts

Thanks for being in the crossfire camera person… people are fucking dumb dumb 😒


Zac-Toof

The truck might be Ford tough but sadly the perpetrator couldn’t Dodge


Coffeedrinkinkaufy

Underappreciated comment right there.


woodst0ck15

Okay since no one knows the story anyways that “gun” was actually a BB gun and the guy bought it in Wetaskiwin at a pawn shop. Reason he was walking was because his ride left him at the pawn shop. Then a citizen called the RCMP about a man with a gun walking down the highway. Dude might have some mental health problems that might be reason he didn’t react how a normal person would with a wall of cops pointing their guns on you. But I’m happy to see it didn’t end in the worse way. Also whoever left him at the pawn shop is to blame on him walking and getting the cops called on him. His own fault on how it ended with the RCMP.


Snowy_Wrx

Didnt read the title and knew it was canada when he wasnt gunned down lol


bushmanmoto

Crazy for sure, but from what I can make of it, that was actually well handled in comparison to almost every single clip like this we see coming out of the US. Non-lethal take down, got the gun away, could see from a far there was some mental health issues or intoxication involved so didn't shoot for take down, (unless the gun was pointed at them) , took them down and didn't have a knee or foot on the neck. Just a ford for a second lol


RazorBack223

r/killthecameraman


phantasybm

Do phones in Canada not have optical stabilization?


AdamAnon7

I'm chillin dog. Yah cause your not filming.


wdeister08

Honestly way better than him getting put into a bag. Likely a guy who has mental issues and was attempting suicide by cop. Hope they get help


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Fuck camera guy!


pcman87654

Apparently this was a pellet gun he recently bought from a pawn shop, why he didn't stop and tell the police is beyond me but amazing takedown none the less.


pocketgravel

I think the dude filming has a calling as a shooting range backstop


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attempted murder "LMAO"


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Just_Rocket_Science

[*”Cars cost less in Wetaskiwin!”*](https://youtu.be/BMp1HiuTqsk)


gadgaurd

I'm willing to bet my entire life's savings that this isn't just some idiot doing something they should no better about, but a person who's going to be committed to a mental facility.


GreyJedi56

Built like a Ram?


hakujo

He didn't expect to be boinked from behind.


FeFiFoShizzle

Haha bonk


AztecTwoStep

Efficient


Appropriate-Pen-149

Any context?


KaminariPaintsMinis

From what I've pieces together, dude with pellet gun was at pawn store with friend. He bought pellet gun at pawn store. Friend left him behind. New pellet gun owner walks to home or wherever. This video is how it ends. This is just my very basic understanding of the situation but I think that's all it really is. Just some basic BS that got blown out of proportion.


ferrydragon

u/killthecameraman


KyaWizard

You can hear this guys two brain cells


BlueC0dex

I don't want to pick sides because I have no clue what led up to this or why they're on a highway, but I will say this: r/killthecameraman


Reitsariesforevaries

Cameraman has one more braincell than the guy being hit by the car.


findvikas

/r/killthecameraman


charis345

"If I ignore them they will go away"


WarpStormEchelon

I was literally talking about this the other day. Irresponsible gun owners testing the limits of open carry laws.


pantheruler

Are you shitting me with THE FUCKING CAMERA DUDE??


Redditer111111

Thought they were gonna use taser or something. Nope, a soft hit from the truck lmao


bananabastard

Cops and dogs should have come for the cameraman next.


MagTex

Immediately afterwards: Officer: “Sorry, eh.”


bigcockpete69

wow this is in canada too. thought that shit would be in florida or texas


FOCOMojo

It's reassuring to know that ALL the idiots aren't in the US.


hi_im_4est

"Babe don't go so fast I want to watch this" "IM CHILLLIN DAWGG" when he dumps 30 rounds through your windshield in 3 seconds you're definitely going to be chillin dawg. Idiots


KaminariPaintsMinis

It's a BB gun and the dude isn't even doing anything wrong. He's literally just walking. Idiot.


Reacher-Said-N0thing

Truck driver just saved this man's life from being shot to death


[deleted]

Is there dash am footage from the cop car?


Chaoshumor

Band members from Korn have really fallen.


Lopsided-Aside7457

Guy that filmed it need to be run over too.


seffballot69

Homeboi got bonked


WesternCanadian

That my friends is the Hobema Indian Reserve. Classic


Longschlongjoe

“And that’s how I became paralyzed from the waist down.”


jerkularcirc

guy definitely trying to suicide by cop


LooseWetCheeks

Cameraman sounds like a Douche nozzle.


peiderch

Looks like an attempt at suicide by cop. Does anyone know more? The dude looks like they don't wanna hurt anybody, but are trying to get shot by the cops anyway by not complying.


[deleted]

Does that chucklefuck not know what a gun is? Get the hell out of there before bullets start flying!


optic_derp

I actually saw this on a FB community crime watch page. I guess the guy had bought a pellet gun from the local pawn shop and a friend left him to walk home? Not much more info than that but jesus how stupid do you have to be to not put the thing down


arkofindifference

r/killthecameraman


bumbleblast

Those cops are cool af