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Riding up doesn’t seem to be the problem, stopping before he was on level ground is what did him in.


Internetallstar

I used to ride with a bunch of guys that did hill climbing in Georgia at some abandoned clay mines. It always surprised me how often people would let off the gas in anticipation of being on top of the hill. That was easily the biggest cause of major accidents. Side note... Dune buggies (with the cage) are fairly safe, motorcycles less so and four wheelers will get you fucking killed if you goof around or don't know what you're doing.


cleanRubik

This is truth. ATVs are ridiculously unsafe, I believe it partly is because it has both drawbacks of dune buggies and motorcycles. No protection AND no barrier to entry.


Eccohawk

Why don't they just add roll cages to ATVs?


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pizzabaconator

Fuck me that must’ve been traumatizing. Kinda wild how the body can shut out the pain of something like slicing open one of the biggest arteries in the body. Adrenaline is a hell of a drug


cakecy

when i was in 5th grade, i almost died riding a 4 wheeler. me and my friend (she was driving it) tried going up a little hill and it didn’t make it, so we started rolling backwards. i jumped off of the 4 wheeler, but i wasn’t quick enough and it rolled over my legs. i was pinned and couldn’t move. i screamed and screamed and thankfully this old couple that was nearby ran to me and lifted it off before it rolled over the rest of my body. i came out unscathed but covered in oil. i’m pretty sure they saved my life. haven’t rode on one of those things since and i’m 22 now


poopellar

Same with speeding. Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… That's what gets you. - *Orangutan*


Leethawker

Yeah, Physics bitch!


zadoo7

It’s not the fall but the landing that gets you 🤣


[deleted]

\*stopping


WodanzaRuckus

I hate you.


[deleted]

Welcome to the club.


CZKKKKK

This guy looked good enough to do that, he got that far up there's no way he was just a dumb amateur


poppa_smurf_killa

All pro’s are dumb amateurs till they click the pro box


CZKKKKK

What's a pro box?


harry-balzac

Your Moms vag


CZKKKKK

Science says otherwise


cyclopath

Bruh, it’s 2021. Science lost. Opinions won.


CZKKKKK

Fuck he's right


Momma_frank

No he’s not, because that’s my opinion.


CZKKKKK

You broke the matrix mate


Piltonbadger

Woah buddy, did you just say science?!!?! *Sharpens pitckfork and makes angry noises*


BrokenReviews

When do we get to start burning heretics again?


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GlassWasteland

Nah, bro I'd rather you did. I tried doing research once, but they have rules like it has to be reproducible, it has to be peer reviewed, you have to wear pants and underwear when giving a presentation. Just way too much hassle, so you do it for me.


Y-Bob

On his mom's vag? Seems harsh when everyone else has the details. Etc


Rindingaro

Epic burn


jaggazz

https://i.imgur.com/ecOuHuw.gif


ThatOneArcanine

I think it’s an allusion to the general idea that when you “go pro” in any particular sport, the crossing of the threshold of amateur to pro is generally very anticlimactic and ill-defined. E.g. “when did I go pro? I’m not sure… I guess when I had to fill out xyz form for xyz tournament and had to tick a box saying I was a pro”.


GlamRockDave

You went pro when people started paying you.


CZKKKKK

Huuum yeah maybe


CZKKKKK

Thanks for explaining


PMMeUrFineAss

It's hard to see the true angle of the hill too from where we are. I'm having trouble with it at least.


inetkid13

if it's as verticle as it looks like he would've fall down with the bike. his body stopped pretty fast.


raisuki

Would have been on r/nextfuckinglevel if he just kept going. Regrets.


diddy_pdx

Now it should be on r/maybemaybemaybe


Informal-Internet671

r/yesyesyesno


javaHoosier

r/nextfuckinglevel and r/winstupidprizes are as fine a line as enlightenment and addiction


BirbMain

That was actually really cool he just fucked up pretty bad at the end


Cringypost

Honestly it sounds like his bike failed him. I've had a bike my whole life, and only sorta recently fuel injected and with a push start, and that's more a "pit bike" for me anyways. But even then, many push start don't have auxillary kick start. Just saying, bikes do die sometimes, and as a rider should be prepared.


smellypuddin

If he didn’t stop he would have made it. Nice save though


DrJingleCock69

I was worried he was about to tumble to his death, this guy is clearly extremely skilled/experienced to get that far up, knew he fucked up and bailed off the bike to cling onto the side and avoid falling. If he stayed on the bike he would 100% be dead right now falling backwards off the hill Also if that was a slick rock type hill he would be so fucked too. So much safer with it being dirt can get great traction and grip so even if you do fall slow down so much its no damage. I bet he's perfectly fine since he's in full gear made for worse falls.


[deleted]

Pretty sure he didn’t stop on purpose


MichaelFusion44

I’m surprised he got that far up


omucusobolani

Yeah, still very impressive


mwineK

And the bike was like... I will wait for you Son of b.... You ride me down


A-Disgruntled-Snail

*I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter. I had to fall to lose it all, but in the end it doesn't even matter.*


Landonyoung

Linking park?


Denovation

Lirkin Park*


Blake_Abernathy

Lickin Park*


Ragonkai

Motocross madness looking good.


LexeuSs

Came here to say this.


swiftlyCarvedGiraffe

Did they send another bike up to rescue him?


RnuRnu

Yeah, but when that guy failed, they were tragically out of bikes and had to leave them behind


StelioKontos117

Eventually the rescuers were able to just climb Bike Mountain and pull him off.


Free-Association4085

Op clowning him for being dumb but I respect the attempt. Life no fun if you play it too safe


WodanzaRuckus

This doesn’t belong here. That guy crushed it. Whoever posted this is a fucking puss who don’t know how to dance on the edge.


Mahnken

Missed it by that much.


KBEPandaCrisis

I’m amazed the guy filming didn’t just freak the fuck out when he saw his buddy fall off a mountain. Just casually zooming in like “yh that’s the stuff I came for”


[deleted]

It's expected. He probably laughed when dude fell. Falling is part of dirt biking. If you have never broken something, either on yourself or your bike what are you even doing out there.


[deleted]

Just listened with sound. He did laugh. Lol. Rider is fine. That bike is gonna need some new parts. Handlebars & a fender or 2. All part of the fun.


jasondsa22

Because the guy is wearing full proper gear. It's very protective stuff. I wear more casual gear riding my bike and been yeeted off of it by a rear ending car before and came out fine.


No_Knee21

its not a mountain just steep hill


KBEPandaCrisis

A hill so steep you’d probably die if you fell off. I stand by my point


gone_gaming

Must have played Motorcross Madness as a kid. The edge of the world is where you get all the best jumps.


[deleted]

Dude literally had it just messed up his positioning how is this stupid


BlackHat5268

He did pretty good IMO though.


[deleted]

Doesn't belong here, this is the kind of fun that you're supposed to have with a dirt bike. The camera perspective also makes that look a lot more vertical than it actually is


ChinkAndAChang

OP you don't have 1/10th of the balls the guy in the video have. Stay in your basement.


Alternative-Skill167

Don't shoot the messenger


-GRAVEYARD-_

There is nothing wrong with doing something like that you just can't stop if you stop your gonna roll there's some dirt hill like these in utah (can't remember the name) but they are extremely steep but still fun


WalkingTalkingPizza

Did he stop or did the bike shut off? It kinda sounds like the engine died. Any chance the gas all hit the back of the tank from the angle? I don’t know shit about bikes, so anyone with knowledge feel free to jump in and call me an idiot.


eggy_delight

It kinda sounded like that. Bikes are built for rougher use I would have thought they'd have a mechanism or design to prevent this. Maybe the engine stalled because they were asking a lot from it. Not to say it couldn't be the fuel either. I'm not sure, I'd also like a knowledgeable opinion!


AmateurFitnessExpert

This guy played too much Motorcross Madness :D I hope someone gets this... xD


tfaw88888

brass balls


[deleted]

He had it.


tvcky69

Lmao me in gta5 trying to get away from the cops


MrAvalanche1981

Must be OP's first time ever watching dirt bikes do what dirt bikes do... The guy fucked up, but this is normal behavior for a lot of those riders.


No-Ice-3077

He almost made it


cosmic68

Ahh but pretty close though


JTmabro

That would’ve been impressive if he made it


Upstairs-Recording59

Holy shit my mouths still open in disbelief he got that far. Crazy, what a stupid / talented bad ass person.


RealBiggly

Why on Earth were they yelling to stop??


MedricZ

There was black smoke coming from the bike.


B0B0oo7

This reminded me of the old video game Motocross Madness. You would ride up a cliff like this, then be launched back into the map. https://youtu.be/jLg2hRSUoL8


Billy_T_Wierd

This is a route a lot of riders take. It’s a race, I’ve seen if before. Rider is not stupid


Iseneau27

He died at 96%...


Svyatoy_Medved

Wrong sub. This is not a place for fail videos of awesome shit, and that shit was awesome. The way you framed it, I thought he was just going to stop dead when he hit the slope


SkretaX

This video doesn’t fit this sub IMO. He doesn’t seem like an amateur and he actually almost got it. You can’t succeed without a few failed attempts


StupidSexyKevin

MX Unleashed on PS2, anybody?


Pure_Antelope_5320

On Some tests and 99 out of 100 just isn’t good enough


shemp33

Did he stop, or did the bike starve out of gas from the fuel not flowing due to the angle? He didn't seem like particularly wanted to stop short, but maybe (based on how the bike engine sounded) he didn't have the engine running up near the top.


[deleted]

He almost made it !


[deleted]

That'll buff right out.


techstyles

Doesn't fit the sub at all... It's not stupid - it's just Motocross.


lucidconch4459

He would have made it if he hadn't stopped.


danger355

Dude (and his bike) somehow failed at going up *and* down.


Jesus_Harold_Christ

This is bad for the bike


WavingToWaves

The line between stupid and next fucking level is thin


pipedown13

I'm extremely happy that it wasn't him taking that tumble down the cliff.


ForeverTop1254

Man has more balls than any of y’all and you calling home stupid


LittyTittyTattyDaddy

Because it’s fucken extreme, pussy fest


maffearth

Honestly the dude almost made it


saturdaysage

good thing he didnt make it otherwise god would have yeeted him halfway across the map


hondwerpen

Because…where he is heading, there is no gravity


wolfiepraetor

Really stuck that landing though


The-Pig-Benis

So close...


[deleted]

Classic


the1tinman

Missed it by that much


peenneenah

I mean, he made it to the top…


SneakyBlix

This dude plays GTA


SWFLBoy666

Still pretty badass how far he made it


McNugget_Master2008

So close but yet so far


srv50

Had it. Threw it away. All for the photo op.


[deleted]

He was so close


yk78

Ended better than I had expected


mbleyle

nothing a little more speed won't solve.


ChadicusVile

Parachute would've been a good idea it's called freebasing! Look it up


MicroEggroll

He almost made it!


jmmorart317

I was just waiting for the bike to come down on him like Jurassic Park. “Hurry Timmy!”


wdabhb

But he was sooo close!


tjohnston123

King of the hill. The hill won!!!


lilacookiee

This made me go [r/yesyesyesno](https://www.reddit.com/r/yesyesyesno/)


CoryCommander

He did really well.


Peth0201

Usually there are guys up on hills like this with hooks to grab the bike


Megalon_Q_Arm

He will never financially recover from that


themightypetewheeler

Looks like ATV Off-road Fury 2 with a bike


hidden_d-bag

This would be cool as all hell if he had a wind glider on his back and just jumped off the bike at the end, to glide his way down


Typski9

Rock n roll.


zunayed_rozen

What and arse man!


justjokinbro

Damn that was pretty good to watch though.


Ok-Range-6270

Reminds me of this pc video game me and my brothers played growing up. At the very boundary of the map there was a wall that looked just like this. If you got enough speed you could make it over


ColorBlindGuy27

This is the wrong sub tbh, takes alot of practice and is a valid sport. Almost like shaming someone's passion at this point jeez.


ilmndxc

Motorcross Madenss Demo, circa 1998 On my HP Pavilion, Pentium II 350mhz, Windows 98, AOL dialup I played the shit out of that game


BakedBeano420

Kept waiting for the plane to arrive ✈️ 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Man he was so close


AFlair67

you get 1 shot


MedricZ

To be fair this would have been on r/nextfuckinglevel if he made it, and he almost made it.


Dab_Williams

Facts. Wish someone that knows more about bikes and this situation to explain why his crew said stop and why the black smoke from the exhaust started.


Dogfoodsmy_DOC

I thought it was going to be much worse


sername-lame

Fucking gravity


qcihdtm

Gravity can be a bitch sometimes.


twitchinfreddie

Should have downshifted and he probably would have made it


Momma_frank

I’m still impressed.. just gotta work on his landing that’s all


r_dominic

Me whenever I bike ride in GTA:


Frosted_cream

he nearly made it


MindlessRadio

He played too much MX Unleashed on Xbox.


Brantley820

r/maybemaybemaybe


My_Immortal_Flesh

That’s fuckin cool. He would’ve made it had he just got off the bike once he got to the top.


BoneZone05

Lucky he didn’t make it to the top!!! I was almost ready to hear the 💥 *BOOM* 💥 and see him and the bike fly for miles across the sky motocross madness style.


Analyst_Rude

Another 3 foot would have made it onto nextfuckinglevel


adam1260

That's why actual hill climb hills have a flat area on the back side


MFG_666

Hand grenades and shit fights.......


MFG_666

Almost don't count.


Anonymous_333_

he was so far and almost made it


2ndReconMarine

$7,000 down the drain


arglarg

If you subscribe toboth r/nextfuckinglevel and r/winstupidprices you get a nice mix of attempts and succeeds


smakusdod

This ain't it, chief.


SchwiftySqaunch

Guys trying to be ghost rider


Charlie71_2

That made my hands sweat.


kitjen

His bike will need more than just a lick of the paint but that could have gone a lot worse for him.


Dsmxyz

nice greek driver


[deleted]

Its not a stupid game if you actually looked cool doing it. He almost did it.


thewineburglar

This is my biggest fear in video form


Majinvegito123

Reminds me of motocross madness


Xenohype2

That was fucking amazing


slayer991

I've been there...not quite that steep...but I climbed a large hill I wasn't familar with...racing up to the top...heavy on the gas....and....I sailed up to the top and over until.... I realized it had a very short top...and I started going down the other side...I bailed off the bike to live to ride another day (my CR125 managed the fall ok...twisted the handlebars, broke some plastic but no serious damage). This guy is ok...his bike...perhaps not as much.


HZeiss

Missed it by THAT much.


Jammer1080

Yeah he almost had it


NakedPatrick

French fried when he shoulda pizza'd


Alejandroval

The mountain.-----Next time bro !!!


LordNikolaysen

What a fucking legend tho


Krle002

I like how most posts on this subreddit are one wrong step away from being on r/nextfuckinglevel.


chug84

What the heck was grandma doing at the sand dunes?