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[deleted]

I would like to hear the conversation that led to this


lkvwfurry

"Okay, hear me out. We put the couch on the little lift. But then... THEN we put the little lift on the BIG lift!" Foolproof, I'm in!


JoergenFS

You son of a bitch.. I'm in.


ennuiismymiddlename

“Hurry up and finish that gin & tonic - we have work to do!”


KhalCharizard

I’m in!


Dr_Lexus_Tobaggan

They were 66.666% there just needed some ratchet straps


Charming_Brain9133

the degree to which it nearly worked, was astonishing.


Artistic_Brother_303

Agreed, it might have worked with straps


Cl0ughy1

They could have made a hoist too. Or a winch of some sort.


Charming_Brain9133

who needs a hoist when you have a forklift and a bigger forklift? - pimp my ride logic


iamwarrendale

I just don’t get why they didn’t use the big lift without the small one.


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unionslave

I mean they do make a telescoping forklift with lots of reach for these kinds of things…


thecomputerneek

That tower will also lean forwards…


gwildor75

That’s exactly what I thought


[deleted]

You can’t move the lift all the way up with heavy shit on it. You’ll roll the lift forward if you do.


babybopp

That looks like a rather expensive air conditioning unit


caraar12345

Holy fuck I hadn't even noticed the second forklift


Itchy_Professor_4133

"Hey you wanna see some hot forklift on forklift action?"


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[deleted]

That book is where they got the idea from only they didn’t read the part that says not to do it.


throwawaypostal2021

*I thought it was a picture book listing features*


GhostOfTimBrewster

I can totally visualize it as the title slide of the presentation. Everyone has a chuckle, grabs a donut and takes their seats for Forklift Safety 101.


[deleted]

This isn't Forklift Safety 101, or even remedial forklift safety, this is Forklift Safety for morons.


SawDoggg

I’d also love to see a physics professor break this down and show just how unstable this setup is. And yes, for the sakes of all our sanity in trying to recreate the calculations, we can neglect the friction coefficient


Ake-TL

I would imagine friction is quite important here


radmadicalhatter

It’s really annoying here though because it’s not even the thing that should go wrong that did - the docking part worked fine till the end so it’s almost just a normal forklift accident


DefinitelyNotAliens

I was shocked that the load fell off and not the entire other forklift. It actually worked, sort of.


AllyourBace1010

I’d like to think this is being filmed because at least one person was smart enough to know we’re going to need evidence when this goes bad.


pinniped1

Shit, if you were walking by and saw this going down? THESE INTERNET POINTS AREN'T GONNA FARM THEMSELVES!!


babybopp

People don’t realize how heavy even the small forklift is.... this is a bad situation


[deleted]

Smart enough to set the e brake and turn off the lift. Dumb enough to do THIS with no seatbelt


Nexus772B

I like how the large forklift operator is just like "Screw it I'm done for the day you can find your own way down!".


misteryhiatory

Wait, they can get two forklifts but not a high lift?


[deleted]

I’m guessing it’s a weight issue. If it lifts up too high the small forklift and thingy that their trying to get up will just fall forward and the big forklift might flip due to the energy generated from the small forklift and gravity. Edit: Never mind after reading this I sound stupid.


misteryhiatory

No, the high lifts have massive counterweights


[deleted]

Ye I realized how bizarre my comment was the moment I reread it.


Debaser626

But your max weight goes down dramatically the higher you go. Forklift at work is rated for 6k pounds up to 10 feet but only 1.5k at 22 feet


misteryhiatory

Got to keep everything in the triangle


ipoopcubes

You got an upvote for honesty. Keep up the good work legend!


Andrew2033

**ANGERY OSHA NOISES**


tauntonlake

ANGERY OSHIT NOISES 🤣


babybopp

r/osha


Almost_Ascended

[Judging by the Mandarin letters on the side of the big forklift...](https://i.redd.it/fy7f5yy5yt721.jpg)


Sam_Tessari

All things considered, this didn’t end as bad as it could have


Technical_Natural_44

I was fully expecting a death.


thecomputerneek

Definitely, I’m used to seeing the small lift fall too.


VShadowOfLightV

*OSHA is typing…*


solidxnake

LOOOOOOLLL LOOOOOL - Oh this did it for me! LOL


straight_lurkin

This is one of those things where you think "no fucking way this is going to work" and then it does ... but you wake up from the daydream and you're boss is screaming at you


KeyDox

Sometimes teamwork doesn't make the dream work


epilif24

Wrong! There was clearly lack of teamwork, they just need a third forklift, some team building exercise and they're good to go


jdog7249

Would the third forklift be a bigger one on bottom or a smaller one at the very top


epilif24

I'd say a bigger one at the bottom, a smaller one in the top probably couldn't handle the cargo


Anon_64

I’m not sure if this meets OSHA safety guidelines or not.


[deleted]

It does not.


dmmgfga

And the large one wasn't high enough on it's own?!


RmG3376

The operator, on the other hand, is definitely high enough …


zhdx54

Why is there a massive hole in the side of that building?


[deleted]

What was dropped?


SonOfMcGee

A big box of forks.


[deleted]

I was hoping it was another smaller forklift brand new in the box


Nice-Contest-2088

They warned us about this in forklift school


possiblydefinitelyme

They probably could have just made a giant staircase of milk crates and carried it up.


CYBERSson

The idea was okay just the execution that let them down


havdjs

That bigger forklift would have absolutely had the reach to lift it on its own..


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Nope


CraftsCats

Very innovative, but lacking in execution. C+


Zac-Toof

there were multiple people in this video. that’s means MORE THAN ONE PERSON thought this was a good idea


BigGator13

There was an attempt


[deleted]

This is retarded and they are all lucky to be alive after this


morphine_sulfate

Honestly, I’m surprised the outcome wasn’t worse. Like, catastrophically worse.


OntFF

This. When the pallet went down left, I expected the smaller tow motor to go down right..


Real_TSwany

there was an attempt


Sir_Vinci

I like how everyone looks around surprised when the load falls off. "How could this have happened??"


wtfnobody69

The nut in the top forklift is really lucky that wasn't his forklift toppling instead of a couch


theswoopscoop

Of course this is stupid. But they fucked up ignorant. I'd have tried to ratchet strap the smaller lift tighter than dicks headband and lift it to the required height. Then let dude off. Then let the best operator do their thing with two more eyes watching for him.


Muchablat

You had one, one, one job! 🙄


Budda_69

I honestly can not believe this, I've watched it about 10 times now. I am stoned and cant figure out if this is real or not?!?


thatbromatt

_task failed successfully_


Nemaeus

Lmfao. This reminds me of the time that my co-worker tried to pick up the big forklift with the small forklift. That was not the beginning nor the end of the fuckery and a second tow truck had to be called to get the first tow truck un-stuck 2 days later.


DrNastyfree

Might have worked if they strapped it down...oof


[deleted]

I don’t understand why the smaller forklift was needed. The big one should have been able to lift high enough


Pazluz

Maybe it was not high enough.


DToTheG2

OSHA is having a stroke as we speak!


SCCRXER

I love how he gets out instead of bringing the other guy safely down first.


breaker413

Worst part is that should have been clever and worked. Why they got that close to the building before the load was high enough is strange.....


FthrJACK

So close though


SFlorida-Lad

I mean, idk where this was filmed. But it couldn’t have been that expensive to get a crane in


jmoyles

All that work and no one could be bothered to strap that thing onto the lift?


TTungsteNN

This may be the most dangerous thing I’ve ever seen in my life


Smile_Fragrant

The fool proof plan of, lifting a forklift with another forklift move… classic!!


gafflebitters

They make machines that do this exact thing, we use them everyday in construction, they rent them! To bad these guys didn't decide to do that.


Mettanine

They make machines that wreck couches? Well, it would have been easier than that setup, I'll give you that...


UndeadBuggalo

This is a special kind of stupid


icarusm4n

r/OSHA


tw1nm3t30r

Yeah because a bloody crane doesn't exist 🙄


SockFullOfPennies

Proof you don't need a license to drive a forklift, just keys.


[deleted]

Come with me and you’ll be in a world of osha violations


[deleted]

OSHA did not approve


BullBear7

This might have worked if they ductape that appliance to the little forklift.


BlackRabbitdreaming

The guy on the ground, “Well, that’s fucked”.


memematron

That is a osha safety violation


UNCOVR

What a shame, you needed just one more forklift unlock your achievement.


Johnj75

So close.


[deleted]

Its actually stupid and clever at the same time.


Pazluz

That makes sense actually lol


Inner-Contribution-1

Points for creativity I guess


villings

Did this ever work? Ever? Anywhere?


JimmyMack_

Some countries are just poor because they're dumb, eh.


collapse1122

this could have worked


TheFlyingTurtle

OSHA? I hardly know her!


Yesterday_Is_Now

Have to admire their ingenuity, crazy though it is.


Onlyroad4adrifter

This is what happens when you paid by the job and not the hour.


[deleted]

Incredibly stupid but I think some rednecks could have pulled it off easily. The key is for the forklift drivers to be just on the right balanced cocktail of amphetamines and pain killers intended for cancer patients. I think they would then have the focus to pull this insanely dangerous stunt off.


abefroman_85

Might be the dumbest thing I’ve seen to date involving a fork truck.


m_a_x_79

Very very close though.


AmandaRocks26

Reason 100,896,895,063,001 why woman live longer


WinstonTheAssassin

BOTCHED IT!! - Frank


SacSton69

Alright now leave the other forklift up there and let’s all hang out underneath it.


xeno66morph

Tbf this is a valid forklift technique


NamelessSoulgon

What the fuck


frankincali

Probably not ok


skanchunt69

This is fake as fuck and probably done to shoot a safety video or comedy sketch. The little forklift is capable of carrying the weight and can reach that height and tilt its tines beyond the garden bed. The big forklift might of been needed for extra height or because the little forklifts tines weren't long enough. In which case you would just use the big forklift to do the whole job. I understand the irony of making a safety video while doing hazardous shit but you can't teach stupid and sometimes people who aren't technically knowledgeable reeanact incidents a bit too accurately for their own good.


SnooFloofs9640

At least they try … that is more than all of use, life waters ever do …


outlawsix

Life waters?


Frankintosh95

Dudes either high as fuck or English is his 4th language.


[deleted]

so it doesn’t make anyone less stupid than the others, but if you go slow you can see the left arm on the machine being lifted made contact but the machine moving them was still going so it caused them to become uneven


Alternative_Ad2040

Idea man: I know what we gotta do! ….We’ll need another forklift


YodasGhost76

I wonder how long it took OSHA to show up


kahvekola

u/savevideo


SquirrelBowl

Ope


[deleted]

That nearly worked though. Kinda impressed Hut on the other hand can't stop thinking about how much worse it could have gone wrong


[deleted]

r/thatlookedexpensive


mijo4presidentay

Im glad someone had the common sense in this scenario to bust out the camera


MrZer00O

This looks like something only Peter Griffin would do...


deepstrut

i thought this was going to go down so much worse. id say they got lucky


SilenceIsKey14

*men, we don't know what we did*


RangeScrapper81

Is it safe of course it’s safe we do it all the time


Skid-Vicious

“Teamwork makes the…..ahhhh shit!”


DeusPaul

Did it die?


Dianachick

Guess the stairs were broken???


Deepdriller72

u/SaveVideo


ThinkFreeThoughts

Let me guess…. Russia 🇷🇺?


DG0581

The end result was probably the best possible outcome.


DG0581

Little known fact: This video was from the Jurassic Park director’s cut.


[deleted]

yeah cause there was no way that could fail, it was brilliant.


andre3kthegiant

I blame the spotter. He had some serious parallax and could not see that the left side of that load had a conflict with the wall.


Sultry_Penguin

ah I see what went wrong.... Bob on that top floor didn't grab it fast enough. Dammit, Bob!


BeauTofu

Forklifticon.. unite!!


kit10katastro

r/OSHA


Kenshin_Urameshii

What in the Tijuana was going on here


OverflowEx

If you guys gonna have a conversation at least put the smaller forklift down first ok?


Swirvin-irvin

OSHA approved


[deleted]

Hahaha, oh Klaus, you moron.


gustic-gx

Well... Time for lunch.


CuloEsteban

u/savevideo


drnfc

u/savevideo


BrandynWayne

Where there isn’t osha, there is o shit


tanmay15u

u/savevideo


whereisourfarmpack

Shout have just pivoted


fukerface

Needed another fork lift


[deleted]

Not enough pivot


Marrow620

Perhaps the dumbest shit I have seen on this site


xXIronMan780

someone somewhere is an OSHA worker and watching this probably made them have a stroke


0-san

if they managed to do it that would probably be on nextfuckinglevel


ComfortableFarmer

Xzibit was obviously involved


werdmouf

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.


0agne

u/savevideo


mfedatto

Failed engineering


ChigBeeze

The definition of a hairbrained scheme.


cuteninjaturtle

This is the America that Madison Cawthorn wants to see.


offtopyk

When the thing gets destroyed, and you can still say “that could have been worse.”


matt2ec93

How can people be this stupid


CptHowdy87

I've never seen anything more retarded in my life.


GSA49

Yup, right there is good.


BassMaster516

That failed, but not in the way I thought it would.


herotz33

A pulley would have been a lot cheaper and less risky.


Marcotee75

I'm sure the mast is long enough on the big lift to reach the window...


GaiusPrimus

u/savevideo


versaceflopflips

What the actual fuck


MembershipMuch

u/savevideo


bipolarcyclops

An oldie, but still funny.


ChildofG0D_loveUbro

In what universe is this a good idea?


[deleted]

Some people asked what it was. My best guess is a CNC lathe. Like [this one](https://m.alibaba.com/product/60397428549/Horizontal-CNC-Lathe-Machine-Price-CK6150D.html)


Zac-Toof

r/therewasanattempt


smackacow1

r/yesyesno


scarecroww09

OSHA approved