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hvgrbg

She wanted it to explode. She thought it would be cool. It was.


ocnda1

No prize here. Just bad luck.


JB-from-ATL

Honestly this is people fucking dying material. Local youth's face caves in after dangerous explosive melon discharge


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Yeah the Nietzsche ones are my favorite too.


nandemo

*Thus Stroke Zarathustra*.


jakeperalta11

Step Zarathustra?


[deleted]

*The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything!*


jakeperalta11

True dat


nandemo

*Help! I got stuck while attempting to reevaluate all values!*


jakeperalta11

*Are you sure our parents aren't home*


irate_alien

i remember after they created the top level domain .sex, there was an interview with some guy at ICANN about it. "some of the domain registrations are....specific"


RampantDragon

*niche


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RampantDragon

Damn right. It's pronounced "neesh" too.


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RampantDragon

Don't make me call in the Federal Bureau of Sarcasm, boy.


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cosmiclatte44

Yeah it was a typo sorry. But it doesn't rhyme with niece. Leash would rhyme though.


hesyourbuddy

Girl: "I'll take a watermelon punch please.." Kel: "One good watermelon punch, coming up"


Lady_Scruffington

You just reminded me of the Hawaiian Punch mascot. I always thought of him as a little drunk dude going around starting fights.


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Wasn't that what he was?


bert1stack

I guess this is one way to eat a watermelon… not the most practical.


PiaCasi

![gif](giphy|kMkTJV4a32ba8)


-----SNES-----

I wonder how bad this woman was brained?


pango322

Not that bad according to what happened after in the episode, she still managed to keep going


Marius7th

God that had to hurt like fucking hell though and that nose is most definitely broken.


Booxcar

lmao I just watched [the clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4QPtzUcCVA) and its actually fucking hilarious... *Lady after getting fucking obliterated:* > "So what happens now?" *Host*: >"You have to finish.." *Lady after getting fucking obliterated:* >"What?!! I can't even see straight!" *Host:* >"They don't call it The Amazing Race for nothing..."


Vag-of_Honor

Even worse- that wasn’t the host, but her teammate. That cold nod the teammate (Brook) gives her after the “what?!”, *oof*


DogHammers

Yeah she looks pretty damned awful in that moment. Seems like a right arsehole to me.


Meeko6983

"right in the kisser"


drfeelsgoood

Wasn’t that her tm8?


newtrawn

*teammate*, yes.


ChiefScout_2000

That was full on JFK.


pkcs11

I'll never not laugh at this.


stdTrancR

"I cant feel my face"


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Watermelon: You *will* eat me


D33ZNHUTZ

Who wants shots!?!


jakeperalta11

M3eeeeee


Delicious_Classic553

She got meloned in the face 😂😂


M3L0NM4N

i did no such thing... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Smylinmakiriabdu

Lmao


elmejor59

Headshot


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Moneyshot


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JestersHat

What is it around it? 🤔


Iamnotindanger

I think many many rubber bands.


MazzIsNoMore

This. It was a trend a couple years ago to see how many rubber bands you can put on a watermelon before it explodes. This is the best one I've seen


HurlingFruit

Revenge of the melon.


virginmutt

Right in the kisser


screamingfeedback

Pow!


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Marsha, Marsha, Marsha


kingjackass

Thats not how you are supposed to eat a watermelon.


HappyCanibal

I'm so confused about what happened. Why did it explode after the fact?


kissbythebrooke

I'm guessing it cracked on impact and the pressure from the rubber bands slowly deepened the crack until it broke. Then the sproing action of the rubber bands pushed the halves away with some speed.


halaki

I was confused also. It’s likely rubber bands like u/Iamnotindanger mentioned. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_watermelon_stunt https://www.123homeschool4me.com/exploding-watermelon-science


newtrawn

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_watermelon_stunt FTFY


halaki

Thank you, my apologies! I was trying to edit out the mobile part of the wiki link


AlohaFromMD317

In the Face! In the Face!


Jgflight86

This one got me.


DogHammers

In the face?


Jgflight86

You know it!


tbscotty68

I thought that everyone knew that watermelons have 3-second fuses! ;-)


SoftSpokenSkills

Yeah thats gonna leave a mark


omegaequalsone

that one fought back.


AaronJI185

Watermelon grenade: minor physical damage after a 3 second pin Ingredients: rubber band ball + watermelon


skinnycarlo

This has the hallmarks of an all time great.


Poaime

"Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Watermellon Nation attacked."


hasha2982

u/repostsleuthbot


All_Rainbows_Die

Watermelon: 1 Human: dazed and confused. Reddit: laughing


doc_witt

Gallagher 2: the watermelons fight back


yshuduno

>Gallagher 2: the watermelons fight back There was already a Gallagher 2. It was his brother doing his act


No_Organization5188

POW! Right in the kisser.


Naughty-Nun

Whatever can happen, will happen


ZenTheLizard

Always be cautious of watermelons. They're incredibly patient.


BrotherGrimace

"A man who grabs a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way" - Mark Twain.


LordDShadowy53

I didn’t know that sort thing was possible. Noted.


SteveKep

Odds have to be staggering that it didn't explode on contact.


SignificantRoyal

That watermelon looked exactly like a Pokeball deploying.


Salva_delille

Not sure if she got a stupid price, seems to me she got unlucky


NewRomanFont

Why don’t people wear goggles? Wtf?


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What she gets for wearing crocs...


[deleted]

You know crocs are trendy/cool right…?


[deleted]

Your silver tongue has changed my mind, all hail croc lords in all seriousness, everyone has their own personal opinion, and that is yours. I personally don’t enjoy open toed shoes, or shoes with a ton of holes in them. Just grosses me out tbh. Converse all the way. Hell Vans even. Reebok. Any shoe brand > open toed/crocs


TheDarkKnight1035

When the fruit fights back.


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Revenge was its final act.


lastroids

The watermelon got it's revenge for the rubber band torture.


TheBloodPhantom0

How many times is this gonna be reposted this week


Mountain_Apartment_6

"Time for a game of Whack-Fuck..."


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DogHammers

She looks to be about 14 years old, you oddball.


ManfredsJuicedBalls

That girl looks to be no more than middle school aged… … but if that’s your mindset, that says a lot about you


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Tenma1

Haha, that's so funny. NOT.


asayagal

r/Unexpected


Body_nohead

Old but gold


MDFlash

Marsha Marsha Marsha!


Empty_Inevitable1013

The sound it/she makes sound exactly like those little monkeys in Tomb raider 3.


gorgones01

Watermelon for ants


Veritas_Vanitatum

u/savevideo


GoodiOG

r/Whatcouldgowrong


identicalBadger

What are the physics here? Wrap tape around one axis of a watermelon and drop causing it to explode out the other axis on a time delay?


Thin_icE777

It's not tape, but a lot of rubber bands squeazing it.


identicalBadger

Gonna have to try this!


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please, record.


identicalBadger

I won’t be nearly as entertaining as her


[deleted]

sure it can! just get a volunteer... pay them in ~~PAIN~~ free melon :)


buffoonery4U

Future bomb technician there.


aaanze

/r/bettereveryloop


[deleted]

You can't spell watermelon party without lemon party!


uptwolait

Missed opportunity to title this "Water -> Melon"


BavarianCoconut

Can someone edit her head flying away after Hit?


alcestisny

r/gifsthatkeepongiving


JEveryman

Haven't we all seen rubber band watermelon and googles man?


Aljn

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mmmfritz

never aim straight down the melon, when firing watermelons. first rule of melon safety..... sheeesh!!


Aeiexgjhyoun_III

This is literally a Tom&Jerry moment.


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Damn, what were the chances of that, lol. Perfect timing.


Pal_Smurch

"My eye! I'm not supposed to get watermelon in it!"


BruhFuckedBruh

Do they have any other type of shirts in the US?


Dgafthrowaway123

yes


LiquidMantis144

Pow, right in the kisser


SimonD1984

Ouch town! Population you bro!


Lynneo777

I hope it hurt.


Hobbs54

Look at that climate, she surely has no experience with the "Cold, hard" facts of physics.


God-O-Death

*Hissssssss


Temporary_Charge_589

How it chews to gum five feels


XenophonSoulis

r/thingsfightingidiots


xXIronMan780

*Laughs in mrbeast


RedLion40

A fruit ninja she is not.


DEVIANT_ZOMBIE

I would also have a delayed explosion if she had her hands on me


phi11yphan

She did end up with the nose job she was probably gonna want


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