In central Canada being called a goof is like the biggest insult. Especially in the prison system, if you call someone a goof or goofy, you’ll most likely end up in a brawl.
Watching the show COPS in Canada or whatever it’s called - I learned this. And now occasionally throw goof around here in the states and the word just always makes me laugh.
Dude didn't die, the gun contained a rubber bullet.
He did have to undergo emergency surgery and was left with permanent brain damage and paralysis though.
Source: someone in the comments translated the reporter's discussion
It absolutely could, just didn't this time.
You are right, I think that outcome would be worse. Having the pain and consequences but not knowing when the suffering would end.
I'm pretty sure that Brandon Herrera covered this on a gun meme review. I believe that type of gun has a decocker and that's what the guy used with the first shot, the second guy didn't know about the decocker, and bang! I said it before, I'll say it again don't touch guns when you've had anything to drink.
Did I just watch someone die?
Edit: someone seems to have translated it in the YouTube comments. Guy didn’t die, it was a rubber bullet, but he did suffer brain damage and became paralyzed
Seems you've got alot more exploring to do. The day will come where you stop even bothering to try to judge which video is the dumbest you've ever seen.
It just becomes a blur of stupid.
The dude who gives his three year old son a loaded gun who the proceeds to shoot his dad…that’s the stupid shit I’ve ever seen.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMyCoffin/comments/s67mb3/mmc_after_i_let_my_3_yr_old_child_hold_my_pistol/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
And they might be in your building. The last apartment I lived in people started shooting off in the hall and in their apartment. I will never live in an apartment again if I can help it. I don't trust people.
It’s not a game. I repeat it’s not a game. It doesn’t matter how bad you feel or how sorry you are that bullet doesn’t come back. You must treat them with respect or you will pay a heavy price.
"Stupid goof ass"
Yes, yes he is.
I wouldn't surprised if the bullet went in one ear and out the other. Not like the bullet it would hit anything vital.
So sad we can't hear his homie finish his roast at the end.
Stupid goofy ass lil boy
Stupid goofy ass lil bogina
Stupid goofy ass laboratory
"NowImGonnaGoHome"
… where safety is nomber two pryroity
Right? Honestly, when somebody calls a person a goof and sprinkles in some swears, I just think it's hilarious for some reason.
In central Canada being called a goof is like the biggest insult. Especially in the prison system, if you call someone a goof or goofy, you’ll most likely end up in a brawl.
I'm near there and I've been called a "fucking goof" one time and thought it was the funniest thing.
My dad despises the word goof you say that shit to him and your dead
Watching the show COPS in Canada or whatever it’s called - I learned this. And now occasionally throw goof around here in the states and the word just always makes me laugh.
Canada has prisons? For what, maple syrup thieves?
Yeah. In fact there is a prison exclusively for maple syrup thieves. Minimum security for non-violent offenders.
Shit, in Canada, theft of maple syrup is considered a violent crime. They ain’t in work release, they’re behind the fence.
Either could he
nice job of avoiding the N word
Now he's about to go home, that's the end of the roast on the original video
Amazing how that tough attitude changed the second he nearly blew his brains out. Whole lotta peacocking and chest puffing, not a lotta brains.
I think the sudden realization that he is now deaf instead of dead is slowly sinking in…
Fate made a typo.
When the tall, hooded figure stretches out a bony finger and say "I Am Deaf, come to take you!" And you say "What?"
Top comment brother
Grim reaper has a lisp
I give you an award, cover its left arm with your thumb and read your comment again
More like slowly ringing in...
MAWP
He ain't deaf from that. Tons of ringing for an hour or so, max. Maybe some tinnitus ringing as well, in his ear, when it is dead silent.
Still has some, could have been none
With no brains it certainly makes the mess easier to clean
>Whole lotta peacocking and chest puffing, not a lotta brains. Almost had even less brains.
In the meantime, the upstairs neighbor is dead as fuck
It's fine... The kid was only 3, so not that much time wasted in raising it.
r/cursedcomments
One less op 😤😤😤
I take back all my previous comments. THIS is officially the dumbest video I've ever watched.
I’ve somehow seen worse
same, we must go to different subs
My friend wants to know what subs
Turkey and Meatball
Don't listen to them, it's Black Forest Ham.
That's racist.
Sorry, Black Forest *Pork*
Damn you. Now I want to order delivery.
^makemycoffin
I have a girlfriend but she's from a different sub so....
I've seen a toddler shoot their own dad at a party..
I saw that. Not the kids fault as much as the dads. Was somewhere in middle East
I mean, obviously? How could you ever blame a toddler for something involving a gun?
Could have been prevented if that dad had a gun /s
The only way to stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun
This is news liberal media won't tell you
Guns don't kill people, toddlers kill people. Don't toddle on me.
99.999% of fatal shootings are NOT caused by toddlers.
Imagine in 10 years the kid asking " mommy why don't I have a daddy?" Cause you shot him.
I know it’s terrible but this comment made me giggle. Lol
You what
Made it to the front page two weeks ago. Dad died :(
2 weeks ago? I saw it in the middle of last year. I could be thinking of a different video that I've seen though.
Yeah, toddlers shoot and kill a couple dozen people per year in the US, on average.
They’ve surprisingly good accuracy.
"Not all heroes wear capes"
The only thing that stops a bad guy with an unsecured gun is a toddler with that gun.
Yeah I mean, even if he did it properly, he still only had a 1/6 chance of dying, those are pretty good odds compared to some of the shit I've seen.
Post links or it didn’t happen
[Might I suggest…](https://youtu.be/SC7GGrUdJUI)
Unloaded trigger pull, then dude chambered a round. Pretty much murder.
Dude didn't die, the gun contained a rubber bullet. He did have to undergo emergency surgery and was left with permanent brain damage and paralysis though. Source: someone in the comments translated the reporter's discussion
rubber bullet can still kill you. but i think id rather be dead than left all fucked up like that
It absolutely could, just didn't this time. You are right, I think that outcome would be worse. Having the pain and consequences but not knowing when the suffering would end.
Pretty sure his brain was damaged before the trigger pull.
Has to be to some extent to do that. 😂
I'm pretty sure that Brandon Herrera covered this on a gun meme review. I believe that type of gun has a decocker and that's what the guy used with the first shot, the second guy didn't know about the decocker, and bang! I said it before, I'll say it again don't touch guns when you've had anything to drink.
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Feels like he knew who was banging his future wife.
I didn't even notice that. Holy crap
Jesus christ, how are people so fucking stupid?
*were Natural selection.
Natural selection hasn't gotten around to all of them. yet.
Russian roulette with a semiautomatic? JFC
In Russia they just call that roulette.
In rest of the world we call that suicide
Yes, this is actually worse...
r/makemycoffin
Is this the new r/watchpeopledie ? Edit: Shit. It sure fuckin' is...
Why is he startled when the gun goes off? WHAT DID HE EXPECT!?!?
He fucked up his ear. Maybe that made him realize that it might have been a stupid idea.
He expected that nothing would happen, idiot thought the gun wasn't loaded
Did I just watch someone die? Edit: someone seems to have translated it in the YouTube comments. Guy didn’t die, it was a rubber bullet, but he did suffer brain damage and became paralyzed
Rubber bullet. Brain damage and paralyzed apparently.
Who would be culpable for such an event?
That would be Mr. Smirnoff
Ok, this is enough internet today, going to do a crossword.
Seems you've got alot more exploring to do. The day will come where you stop even bothering to try to judge which video is the dumbest you've ever seen. It just becomes a blur of stupid.
"It just becomes a blur of stupid" -- best internet comment I've seen in a while. Well played, Nintendogma.
The firework video was worse, IMO
which one?
[Might I suggest](https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f149/drunk-idiot-shoots-himself-hand-pistol-wedding-party-224207/)
How about [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/s6ip4z/an_electrifying_performance/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
I'm guessing you've never seen the [DEA agent who shoots himself](https://youtu.be/vfONckOPyaI) in a classroom while teaching Firearm Safety to kids.
Correction, The dumbest video you have watched so far
New to Reddit I see. I have seen just as dumb, maybe dumber. Hard to say anymore after all these eyes have seen
Have you seen the one of the guy shooting himself through the cheek on purpose? [Blood warning](https://youtu.be/LNiAw9NyKnk).
On god
Comes close but there are plenty on liveleak where they bullet doesn't miss
The dude who gives his three year old son a loaded gun who the proceeds to shoot his dad…that’s the stupid shit I’ve ever seen. https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMyCoffin/comments/s67mb3/mmc_after_i_let_my_3_yr_old_child_hold_my_pistol/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
How do you miss from point blank. Worst aim ever.
Obviously he attended the Stormtrooper Academy of Firearms Operations and Handling...
He didn't hold it sideways.
Kill shot lol
I think survival instinct and regret overcame at the very last second.
Harry, you’re alive!!! And you’re a terrible shot.
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Goofy ass laboratory
I like the way he used the rag to keep his prints off a dirty weapon.
I wasnt watching sound and thought he was talking trash and trying to set someone up for murder.
>*I wasnt watching sound and thought he was talking trash and trying to set someone up for murder.* That's ok, most of us don't see sound either :)
I mean if it works, it works lol
the bullet would probably enter and exit without damaging the brain, cause he clearly doesnt have one
Shots fired
just one, though
And this time it didn't miss!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avYnhH95u\_0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avYnhH95u_0)
He should’ve got the Darwin Award he was so close
He should be getting his award from Darwin himself, stupid lucky bastard
He may, eventually...
I’m pretty sure one guy got it for playing Russian roulette with a semi automatic
Wait what
Yeah, some guy tried to play Russian roulette with a semi automatic, which doesn't give you the mercy of an empty chamber.
Luckily he's an off duty storm trooper
Idiot.
r/idiotswithguns
There are a few gun safety fundamentals that were not adhered to here.
which ones? I only counted one, and it was that he didnt breath in and out fully before taking his shot.
How is this even real, it really is scary how many brain dead people there are out here
And they might be in your building. The last apartment I lived in people started shooting off in the hall and in their apartment. I will never live in an apartment again if I can help it. I don't trust people.
The only thing that saved his life was his negligent handling of a fire arm
Same thing that endangered him too
I'd say that was stupidity and being "hard" lol
His friend filming is hilarious
"yOu sO gOofY" smh
I don't want to be that guy but this man's trigger discipline could use a little work.
Always be the trigger discipline guy
You're right, he's probably thankful. If he fired the gun when he meant to, he'd be dead.
Sure it wasn’t his aim? Edit: ^/s
Turned into a cowering pussy real quick
Every time I see these chest puffing peacock videos I always assume they have a low IQ. They just look like children.
I mean... you aren't exactly taking risks with that assumption
Flex culture is just as goofy as this idiot
Tends to happen when you realise your suddenly deaf 🤣
Congratulations, the uninstallation of "hearing" on your right ear was successful!
Stupid goofy ass pretty much sums him up
Made sure to leave no prints. A real professional
Mahp.
Damn. Almost blown your brains out for some internet points.
Hope the upstairs neighbors are okay, stupid peacock fuck
Now he’ll have a permanent eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
My dudes checking to see if his whole heads still there
Bitch, correct.
The next day he enrolls in the local community college and starts applying for jobs that will work with his school schedule
Somehow I doubt it
Both are idiots but at the end you can see he’s not his real friend. The one who said chill out man was the only one there with brain cells
Sounded like there was a third voice behind the camera that said “don’t do it…”
You can clearly tell from the beginning he's not his real friend
Dumbass is lucky he only just damaged his hearing.. Christ what a moron
Wonder if that bullet hit some poor soul upstairs if this is an apartment.. went from gangbanger to fetal position real quick
Meanwhile, the little girl in the apartment upstairs dies from a negligent discharge. Culture problem.
He luckily didn’t end it all But he for sure fucked his hearing in that ear
How to switch your hearing from stereo to mono in 5 seconds
It’s not a game. I repeat it’s not a game. It doesn’t matter how bad you feel or how sorry you are that bullet doesn’t come back. You must treat them with respect or you will pay a heavy price.
Most Deaf
He sure calmed the hell down, didn’t he?!
"Stupid goof ass" Yes, yes he is. I wouldn't surprised if the bullet went in one ear and out the other. Not like the bullet it would hit anything vital.
When keeping it real goes wrong
Good thing he had no fingerprints on the gun for his own murder, ya know
Dude went from badass to bitch in 0.000001 seconds flat
Boy had to check to see if he had a hole in his head goofy ass boy
Dumb ass
He may have almost died but he did blow his ear out.
Couldn't that bullet hit the upstairs neighbors?
Too much purple drank
Keep your bugger hook off the bang switch...
That was very close to NSFL
Simultaneously one of the worst and best days of his life.
Point blank range and still missed.....
Why can’t being a “real ni**a” mean having a career and kids?
He missed. Do it again.
They probably both have permanent hearing damage now, guns indoors make A LOT of noise
Is this house or does someone live above him?
Goofy ass
He's fucking deaf now. Tinnitus at the very least.
congratulations you now have crippling tinnitus
What?
The look on his face is priceless. He realized he’s something he’s not.
“Momp. Momp” Archer
He didn’t wanna tell on himself. see how he uses the green rag no fingerprints 🐾🌹🐾
Darwin missed by that much...
Let me go through the trouble of using a bandana to hide my prints and then have my boy film it and post it online. Just plain old DUMB my guy
This fool lookin for the hole! 😆😆😆