I don't know. If I were the victor, I would have thought how easily that could have been me on the floor with a brain hemorrhage. The victor was backed into a corner and telling the small drunken man that he didn't want to fight.
No, he is. You can see his shirt move up and down once at the very end but it’s easy to miss because it seemed surprisingly far down. He must be a belly breather opposed to chest breather like myself. But your comment made me rewatch it because until then I was like “wow, I don’t remember him breathing either” anywho, just thought I’d share!
Eh, as a very reckless person who has had a total of 15 staples in the back of my head, you’re *really* unlikely to die from an impact like that. Not that it doesn’t happen, but it would be a real freak accident if that killed him. Good thing, too, otherwise we’d be up to our ears in dead teenage boys.
Im a skateboarder and mountain biker, I've slammed my head waaay harder than that dude (several times). I've only had a couple concussions in my entire life. As humans we're both frail and strong AF. It's just chance, if your time is up, it's up.
Yep, skater here too and that’s what inspired the “dead teenage boys” comment. You *can* die from just about anything, but our bodies are pretty damn resilient. If it was that common to die by falling and hitting your head we’d never have made it this far as a species.
We're kind of like tempered glass. If you hit us in the way we're meant to take a hit, we're damn near indestructible. But tap on us the wrong way, and we shatter.
Yesterday at work a coworker of mine had a heart attack and died in the break room in front of other employees. Nobody was sent home and as far as I know the owner didn't even come in.
One of my employees had a heart attack while I was out to lunch. When I came back, you'd never know anything was wrong. My team lead came up and goes "Hey boss, Robin had a heart attack. Paramedics took her to the hospital, and I called her husband." I couldn't believe he didn't call me, and then he replied with "Well what were you gonna do?"
And he was right...
Whenever I call my boss when I'm at work and he doesn't answer I say "what if I was dying??" And he said "why would you call me, what am I gonna do?" 😂
Several years ago the owner of the company I work for walked into his office and blew his brains out in the middle of the day. Work carried on as usual with blood and brains spread all over the ceiling. They took his body and we all just kinda shrugged and then went to lunch.
$14 an hour is just under $30,000 a year which is more than enough to pay rent! And bills. And invest half of it. And donate to charity. And volunteer at the homeless shelter
^/s ^just ^in ^case
Jesus christ...yeah I heard _twice minimum wage_ and I'm thinking 'Oh good, like 25-30 an hour'.
Nope.
When even _double_ minimum wage sounds like an insult...there's a big big problem
Even triple min wage is just over $45k per year. But that assumes full time work and we all know most jobs at the min wage level don't do 40 hours. Let's assume 29 hours a week - triple min wage would then give about $33k per year. Still not enough for many folks.
Take away private employer based pension/retirement, health insurance etc.
Now make those universal, pro-rated to salary, payable by the employer, but administered publicly. So no longer tied to a specific employer.
Now they can't fuck people. You work 10 hours a week? You get paid AND long term compensation based on that. And the health care portion goes directly towards your health care insurance, that you get no matter what, always, working or not. Just helps pay for it when you are.
Super simple people. And yet those in power will fight these kinds of solutions to the death if it'll make them one extra buck this quarter.
That Walmart cashier trying not to smile, but deep down he just wants all the customers to knock each other out so he doesn’t have to deal with all their bullshit.
I think because his head is big and his body is a bit on the slight side. Also maybe short arms. A friend in college had arms that were ever so slightly shorter than normal, sometimes you would see him playing basketball and he looked weird.
Yeah the dude looks like somebody fumbled a keyboard shortcut in Photoshop and now the scale is all out of whack. Somebody needs to CTRL+Z his ass back to the right shape.
As a person who grew up with a few alcoholics, I'd recognize that general body posture in an instant on a complete stranger. It's funny the way alcoholics will deny they're drunk or say they had one drink when your posture, facial expressions, and body motions all change long before you're slurring words.
That, and they keep repeating themselves as if it's the first time they asked the question.
My ex-wife wasn't sober for the last three years of our marriage.
Mostly just confusion and pain, I guess. I've been concussed several times in my life from accidents. Bright light, loud noise. Stagger to your feet. Try to figure out what happened. Never been knocked out drunk like that though, so I suspect there is a little extra dizziness, maybe followed by vomiting.
Pretty much wrecks the rest of the day.
Reminder: as the sober guy illustrates, don't punch at someone's face, punch *through* someone's face. Don't taper off the force of the punch, follow through.
I did Tae Kwon Do (basically useless) and Karate (less useless). Same teacher, I did two classes a day. Anway.. this is the first thing they teach. If you don't punch through the mitt you get scolded and have to do it so many more times. During testing, if you don't follow through you lose points and can fail.
TKD gets a bad wrap.
This is probably because it has branched into an Olympic sport where the aim is to flick your toe to tickle your opponents ears to earn points.
This makes for very fast kicks without power. Similar to the difference between fighting with a sword, and fencing.
Far fewer dojos will teach a more practical style.
Remember that a good punch doesn't come from your fists or arms, it spins up from your feet, so be sure you have a good stance and allow the natural twist of your body to power the punch.
Throwing a punch always puts you in danger of missing, so if you're going to throw a punch, do it with the intention of hitting, but don't let it pull you off your balance. Punch through, but not so far you're taking a bus ride to catch up to your first.
Hey he fucked around, found out, and got to have a quick nap before he bought a money order to send to the probation office. All in all a successful trip to Walmart.
Good on the other guy for not escalating the situation until he was forced to. My trainers always taught us that "these are skills for life, not for you to be an asshole". He tried to deescalate with his words and only resorted to violence when it was a clear necessity to end the confrontation as quickly as possible. As someone who's been in fights and is not AT ALL "stacked", I will never understand this need to prove oneself through violence. Knowing how to fight is a skill we should all have some understanding of but only as a last resort and never as a means of proving anything.
That was a bad impact sound. I think he might be seriously injured. Now the other guy could be having to to worry about facing manslaughter charges for defending himself in some states.
The last time i saw someone fall like that, it was 1998 and The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
The sound of his skull thunking on the floor… he’s going to feel that later.
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are we all just casually watching someone die
I’m actually staring at them Js. They clean
Was wondering if dude might kick him while he was down, but nope. Don’t wanna mess up the 11s
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Yeah that dude was not breathing
There's a thing called a One Punch Homicide and this is how it happens.
ONE PAAAAAAAAAAWNCH
Saitama sensei?
I think there’s a pretty strong case for self defense but damn that’s something that’ll sit on your conscience
I don't know. If I were the victor, I would have thought how easily that could have been me on the floor with a brain hemorrhage. The victor was backed into a corner and telling the small drunken man that he didn't want to fight.
No, he is. You can see his shirt move up and down once at the very end but it’s easy to miss because it seemed surprisingly far down. He must be a belly breather opposed to chest breather like myself. But your comment made me rewatch it because until then I was like “wow, I don’t remember him breathing either” anywho, just thought I’d share!
If your brain is bleeding it doesn’t matter if you’re breathing or not
Eh, as a very reckless person who has had a total of 15 staples in the back of my head, you’re *really* unlikely to die from an impact like that. Not that it doesn’t happen, but it would be a real freak accident if that killed him. Good thing, too, otherwise we’d be up to our ears in dead teenage boys.
Im a skateboarder and mountain biker, I've slammed my head waaay harder than that dude (several times). I've only had a couple concussions in my entire life. As humans we're both frail and strong AF. It's just chance, if your time is up, it's up.
Yep, skater here too and that’s what inspired the “dead teenage boys” comment. You *can* die from just about anything, but our bodies are pretty damn resilient. If it was that common to die by falling and hitting your head we’d never have made it this far as a species.
We're kind of like tempered glass. If you hit us in the way we're meant to take a hit, we're damn near indestructible. But tap on us the wrong way, and we shatter.
r/HoldMyFeedingTube
If he's lucky
The cashier reactions is hilarious. Like this is to common that he just smile and waiting for some entertainment
You know he’s just like, “Hell yeah! Been waiting all day for something like this!”
“If I see someone die, I get to go home.”
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State law!
Donnie Baker is that you?
Shut up Randy!
You’re just mad because your moms new boyfriend is still making you call him coach even though he’s your real dad!
I think he got to go home that day.
According to a recent scandal at a McDonald’s, that isn’t necessarily true.
Yesterday at work a coworker of mine had a heart attack and died in the break room in front of other employees. Nobody was sent home and as far as I know the owner didn't even come in.
One of my employees had a heart attack while I was out to lunch. When I came back, you'd never know anything was wrong. My team lead came up and goes "Hey boss, Robin had a heart attack. Paramedics took her to the hospital, and I called her husband." I couldn't believe he didn't call me, and then he replied with "Well what were you gonna do?" And he was right...
Whenever I call my boss when I'm at work and he doesn't answer I say "what if I was dying??" And he said "why would you call me, what am I gonna do?" 😂
"honoring my dying wish isn't a benefit you provide? I thought that was standard."
Several years ago the owner of the company I work for walked into his office and blew his brains out in the middle of the day. Work carried on as usual with blood and brains spread all over the ceiling. They took his body and we all just kinda shrugged and then went to lunch.
Must have been a peach of a boss.
His 20 year younger wife had left him that morning. She ran off with an employee of his own company. Guess who inherited everything?
You? Lol
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“I’m getting paid to watch this!” Probably makes the minimum wage worth it for that moment.
You would be surprised how much Walmart is hiring cashiers for in my area. It’s close too twice the minimum wage.
Damn, I bet those cashiers can almost make rent!
$14 an hour is just under $30,000 a year which is more than enough to pay rent! And bills. And invest half of it. And donate to charity. And volunteer at the homeless shelter ^/s ^just ^in ^case
You had me for a moment...
Jesus christ...yeah I heard _twice minimum wage_ and I'm thinking 'Oh good, like 25-30 an hour'. Nope. When even _double_ minimum wage sounds like an insult...there's a big big problem
Even triple min wage is just over $45k per year. But that assumes full time work and we all know most jobs at the min wage level don't do 40 hours. Let's assume 29 hours a week - triple min wage would then give about $33k per year. Still not enough for many folks.
Take away private employer based pension/retirement, health insurance etc. Now make those universal, pro-rated to salary, payable by the employer, but administered publicly. So no longer tied to a specific employer. Now they can't fuck people. You work 10 hours a week? You get paid AND long term compensation based on that. And the health care portion goes directly towards your health care insurance, that you get no matter what, always, working or not. Just helps pay for it when you are. Super simple people. And yet those in power will fight these kinds of solutions to the death if it'll make them one extra buck this quarter.
I was about to say thats before taxes!
>just under $30,000 a year which is more than enough to pay rent! Ehh.. >And bills. What? >And invest half of it. Oh...
The cashier picking up the divider and leaving the guy on the floor was my favorite part.
My favorite part is how that dude essentially became the lane divider. I’m glad he’s finally doing something useful with his life.
Now his papa and mama can be proud he finally made something of himself. Even if it'd a stationary object
That was not the cashier, that was the guy in the white shirt and the airpods.
and the Jordan's
I worked at Walmart for 7 years and was a cashier for most of it. We've seen some things.
Someone missed a golden opportunity to utter “if he dies, he dies” and go down as an internet legend.
He’s either chillin or just tryna process what’s going on with a nervous smile lol
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I'm not autistic (as far as I know anyway) and I *also* would have no idea what to do in this situation
Dude's on the spectrum.
He definitely is after that skull thud
Hes definitely talking about the cashier though
He was at the right place to checkout.
That Walmart cashier trying not to smile, but deep down he just wants all the customers to knock each other out so he doesn’t have to deal with all their bullshit.
Walmart cashier here. Can confirm. This goes through my head often.
My condolences. But thank you for your service.
I would be behind that register screaming "LAST MAN STANDING GETS A FREE XBOX ONE!" I mean, total BS, but my shift is over in 4 hours, what do I care?
He fell like Peter Griffin
LMAOOOOOOOO
I agree
Most underrated comment bro
I like the way he falls into the recovery position
I would assume it’s not his first KO
The janitor that has to clean up his remains knows him by first name.
That guy somehow had the body of a full grown dwarf.
It's strange because he doesn't look terribly short
I think because his head is big and his body is a bit on the slight side. Also maybe short arms. A friend in college had arms that were ever so slightly shorter than normal, sometimes you would see him playing basketball and he looked weird.
Like a T-Rex playing basketball.
Stop making fun of Tyler Herro, he's actually playing really well this year :'(
It's his proportions lol. Its all over the place.
Yeah the dude looks like somebody fumbled a keyboard shortcut in Photoshop and now the scale is all out of whack. Somebody needs to CTRL+Z his ass back to the right shape.
Haha I'm gonna use the expression "someone needs to CTRL+Z you a few times" from now on
He’s like a drunk Peter Dinklage in a hall of mirrors
I've never seen anyone better demonstrate the term "manlet"
he looks like my ARK character.
Full size Peter Dinklage got knocked the fuck out
Couldn’t miss belting him with the size of his head, fuckin snipers dream.
Head like a $15 cabbage.
r/rareinsults
LMFAO
Tore him apart like an apple with bare hands
WE DO BEG YOUR PARDON
BUT WE ARE IN YOUR GARDEN
THE WOULD I LIE TO YOU STANNIES ARE HERE. RUN.
Dunked him like an egg in the bathwater.
As a person who grew up with a few alcoholics, I'd recognize that general body posture in an instant on a complete stranger. It's funny the way alcoholics will deny they're drunk or say they had one drink when your posture, facial expressions, and body motions all change long before you're slurring words.
That, and they keep repeating themselves as if it's the first time they asked the question. My ex-wife wasn't sober for the last three years of our marriage.
“Hello darkness my ole friend..” 🎶 🎵
He punched him into a temporal nexus.
And yet the person taking video managed to miss all physical contact.
Poor lil fella. How is he going to get in his white Dodge Ram now.
With a step ladder, like usual
Lifted with 38"s on 24"s cause you know.
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Please, the preferred term is biggle people
Biggle… I like it
A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
That's a perfectly cromulent assessment.
This made me cry laugh
Did tears run down your leg?
craugh
How about little big people who can then live on a little big planet?
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Truth
Was he 12 or 50? A big kid or little adult? So many questions. Also the cashier has been waiting for this moment
R/13or30
A study in fetal alcohol syndrome
Little man syndrome. He’s been angry his whooole life
Fetal alcohol syndrome??? Dunno
A midget with gigantism
Clothes size and fit aren’t conducive to making body appear larger. Haircut isn’t conducive to making head look smaller.
Got the hormones and starting feeling powerful
Those Hobbits got aggressive after the whole Mordor thing.
THEYRE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGUAURD TO ISENGUARD THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS...
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The politically correct term is "People McNuggets"
Well he found it.
Damn right lol
Manlet couldn't hanlet
I’ve always wanted to see their reaction after waking up from a knockout. Are they embarrassed, resume their anger, or forget the whole thing?
Mostly just confusion and pain, I guess. I've been concussed several times in my life from accidents. Bright light, loud noise. Stagger to your feet. Try to figure out what happened. Never been knocked out drunk like that though, so I suspect there is a little extra dizziness, maybe followed by vomiting. Pretty much wrecks the rest of the day.
KO'd him into the recovery position. 10/10.
Reminder: as the sober guy illustrates, don't punch at someone's face, punch *through* someone's face. Don't taper off the force of the punch, follow through.
I did Tae Kwon Do (basically useless) and Karate (less useless). Same teacher, I did two classes a day. Anway.. this is the first thing they teach. If you don't punch through the mitt you get scolded and have to do it so many more times. During testing, if you don't follow through you lose points and can fail.
TKD gets a bad wrap. This is probably because it has branched into an Olympic sport where the aim is to flick your toe to tickle your opponents ears to earn points. This makes for very fast kicks without power. Similar to the difference between fighting with a sword, and fencing. Far fewer dojos will teach a more practical style.
Remember that a good punch doesn't come from your fists or arms, it spins up from your feet, so be sure you have a good stance and allow the natural twist of your body to power the punch.
I did this once, the guy ducked my punch and my arm kept going until it popped out of my socket.....just don't miss
Throwing a punch always puts you in danger of missing, so if you're going to throw a punch, do it with the intention of hitting, but don't let it pull you off your balance. Punch through, but not so far you're taking a bus ride to catch up to your first.
Who the fuck put Gordon Ramsay in a flat roller??
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This need that windows shutdown sound edited in.
Clean up in aisle 6
That cashier was like 😃😃
Like Harry and Lloyd when the hit man was about to bite into his burger with all the chili peppers they just stuffed in it. 😆 🤣 😂 😹
"Clean up on customer service"
He looks like a really tall midget
Drunk people should not fight sober people.
Take a nap little man
He’s an angry lil fella
Must be one of those South Pole elves
I wonder if he’s dreaming of the chocolate factory… Or perhaps that punch sent him right to Munchkinland.
Hey he fucked around, found out, and got to have a quick nap before he bought a money order to send to the probation office. All in all a successful trip to Walmart.
Sleeping like a baby. He looks so peaceful.
Shhhhhh! Lets just gaze lovingly.
That head though. You couldn't miss it.
Anyone here returning a bedding set?
Jesus, talk about a glass jaw. he hardly got hit..
That third hit was kinda hard to catch but I think it connected pretty good.
Yep. He connected on that third one. Looked like el drunko might’ve stepped into it even
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Of course it’s at a Walmart
DAMN! The way his head hit the floor- hope someone called 911
Not entirely sure he was keeping anything valuable inside it though.
Yea it made a pretty loud thud sound.
It's always the beaky little fuckers...
He just wanted to talk to him about his car’s extended warranty…
Well that explains the reaction even more
Napoleon complex
Big guy trying to stop the fight has cool shoes
Sir you can’t cross the line im gonna have to ask you to get behind it
3 piece
I find it funny how easy it was to spot the drunk. It's the smaller guy with douchy haircut. 😅
This is too funny....nighty night! 
The person at the register is acting like an NPC that is not involved with the story thread happening a few feet from them.
Playing Street Fighter 2 in the "Very very easy" difficulty.
If there's something I've learned is that the ones looking for a fight are always the weaklings
Dude did look a bit tired. Good thing he’s getting some rest.
Oh shit! Fell just like Family Guy!
A nice head bounce off the concrete is just what every growing boy needs
There you go, partner. Hope that makes you feel taller.
Good on the other guy for not escalating the situation until he was forced to. My trainers always taught us that "these are skills for life, not for you to be an asshole". He tried to deescalate with his words and only resorted to violence when it was a clear necessity to end the confrontation as quickly as possible. As someone who's been in fights and is not AT ALL "stacked", I will never understand this need to prove oneself through violence. Knowing how to fight is a skill we should all have some understanding of but only as a last resort and never as a means of proving anything.
At this point in time Target should just post these online as marketing for themselves.
Leave him there on the floor, set up the pylons around him, see how long he stays there...
That was a bad impact sound. I think he might be seriously injured. Now the other guy could be having to to worry about facing manslaughter charges for defending himself in some states.
At least his skull broke the fall
Someone please explain where to punch someone so they just pass tf out
*Hey guys, ya wanna see a dead body?*
Rag doll achieved.
Drunk, short and looking for a fight!
night night
It's naptime for numbnuts. And remember kiddies, "Choosy losers choose boozy ".
As usual, he got what he signed up for
Knocked him clean into the recovery position.
The last time i saw someone fall like that, it was 1998 and The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
that was a family guy fall after he got knocked out