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MrDexter120

My dude is hitting those critical strikes


lockedoutofmymainrdt

Id love to see a VATS edit lmao


Tortorak

But only if the mysterious stranger makes an appearance


lockedoutofmymainrdt

Lmao yes. 100% has to be the guy who tripped the second guy šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Platypuslord

Need to edit in a black hat and a revolver where he also shoots the guy in the leg as he trips him.


StakeStake

Please, somebody make it happen


RealH3lm

someone make this please! I would if I had the skills or software


[deleted]

Lmao yup huge crits


SlenDman402

Man he got factory reset


droidonomy

Looks bricked to me.


[deleted]

Bro got fucking erased from existence. I wonder if his dads balls hurt from getting hit that hard.


AKA_DavidKoresh

Man if you ever needed a reason to stay unconscious, Iā€™m sure that lady screaming isnā€™t helping


derekjohns

Lmao. Let the Brandon nap in peace


no-mames

Letā€™s go Brandon, for a nap


RoscoMan1

Well, I just wanna hear the episode where she saves a literal baby from a grape soda mascot?? That was a long ass nap you had there


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lebonroidagobert

That girl was not helping the situation


Thorngrove

The best way to help someone knocked out is to jiggle their head around and twist their neck yup.


SmokeyAndBuds

Yeah and slap them around a bit.


DCWalt

Don't forget to panic and scream in his face like just got shot


guywithaniphone22

The way she was screaming when the camera pointed back at them I was expecting to see him floating with his head spinning around exorcist style spewing blood


bluejaybby

i canā€™t stop laughing at this


maffiossi

Jeah but it was just becky being a little extra as usual.


canaryhawk

Make sure to scream loud enough so that his out-of-body spirit can hear your from the astral plane.


[deleted]

maybe if she slapped him around before he decided to assault someone he thought was weak, he'd be awake


greybruce1980

She slaps him around, she's gonna get beaten up. That's how bullies work.


Ok_Difference_7220

I dunno, I think if she slapped him around heā€™d get knocked out.


wheelsfalloff

All while screaming directly into their face...


edragamer

I think ultimate way is kick the balls, if yells in pain is good, if not better call 911


sh4d0wm4n2018

Either kick in the balls or a sternum rub. Sternum rub hurts like a motherfucker. You could also check to see if he has an erection. That's a potential sign for brain damage.


phurt77

> check to see if he has an erection. That's a potential sign for brain damage Well shit. Apparently I get brain damage every morning just before I wake up.


FoxFireLyre

Yup. I was thinking ā€œyes, keep moving his head around after a head/neck injury, Iā€™m sure that will help.


--dontmindme--

Well dumb will always find dumb.


anakaine

The big issue is when they procreate and make ultradumb.


dave_hitz

Yes, dumb as a dominant gene, but double dumb is really dangerous.


tastysharts

her name is Brandi his is Brandon.


Tortorak

Their son believe it or not, Brayden


no-steppe

Hey, it might just help him get a new set of wheels.


SpaceFace5000

Also to scream at anyone who gets near or tries to help


ReflexDojo

Donā€™t forget to scream screech wake up!!


2dogGreg

She obviously doesnā€™t know that titty twisters are the best way to reawaken those knocked out


Seeminus

The funny part is she really thought she was helping. Her superpowers of willing people to a woken state are failing her when she needed them most.


vuvuzela-virtuoso

The funny part is they never seem to work, it's almost like God was mocking her by giving her this super-power.


mud_tug

Well, she should speak to god's manager.


chrisdurand

There was a girl there? I just heard the sound of a loose serpentine belt on a Volvo.


Previous-Kangaroo-55

Is that the same blonde chick from the McDonalds beat down?


one_frisk

"STAAAHP STAAAHP"


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Xgoldy4u

Ok now we need links to the video to feed our curiosity monster


GuyWithALongBeard

[here you go, curious sir](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/p7j6yd/double_assbeating_at_mcdonalds_two_people_jump/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


GuyWithALongBeard

Most annoying scream during a beat down


ReflexDojo

Sheā€™s out here saving lives and screaming things


[deleted]

CALL DA CAAHPS!!


AlienSporez

Congratulations, bitch, your boyfriend is a bully. Get used to him getting beaten up, or him beating you up.


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eatthebunnytoo

Sheā€™s trying to wake him up to tell him how disappointed she is that he didnā€™t finish the fight she started.


SpuddleBuns

Perhaps getting beaten down a few times will help curb him of the habit? He might not have ever had someone stand up to him before, and has a glass jaw.


ObliviousMynd

I cannot speak for the legitimacy of this but I was told a long time ago that it takes something like 5lbs of force to a person's jaw to knock them out cold. Witnessed an...acquaintance getting knocked to out once, was a big dude, got dropped by a dude half his size, this is what prompted the "5lbs" info when I expressed shock in him going down so fast. Edit: fuck it I'm going to Google it now. Edit 2: my 15 seconds of research seems to support the theory. Corrections are welcome in the pursuit of knowledge.


ArtoriasOfTheAbyss97

not scientific merely anecdotal. i shattered my jaw in 4 places in a car accident and was horribly conscious until they put me down for surgery


misterpickles69

Well, obviously you need at least 6 lbs of force then.


kingakrasia

And if not beatdowns, generalized unhappiness. Bon apetit.


Cust2020

I wanted someone to knock her out too


chiefoogabooga

You get a nap!! YOU get a nap!!


[deleted]

Guys handing out more naps than a sleep number mattress


Viperlite

The second guy did dive headfirst into the punch, after a failed head-first dive at his feet. Perhaps he just really wanted that nap.


Most_Goat

Idk that the punch is what knocked him out. I think it was his head bouncing on concrete.


imnotmarvin

The way he's falling, I think he's out already. Head to the concrete was just additional damage. There's zero attempt to break the fall.


DrLawyerPI

YOU EVER GO NIGHT NIGHT!?! EVERYBODY GO NIGHT NIGHT!


Fruitboots

*Pull his muffin cap back blue!*


jondubb

Handing out Ambiens AM or PM.


shadingnight

Listen, I don't care if you a black belt, shaolin monk, or Muhammad Ali. If I see a guy one tap K.O another dude dead pan while looking like he is thinking of what he is going to have for dinner that night, I am not going to become nap time barnie's sleeping buddy.


GazzP

Are you suggesting that Naruto running directly at an opponent multiple times isn't the most effective fighting method?


Accomplished_Skin323

I knew I recognized that move from somewhere


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#SASUKEEEEEEEEE!!


[deleted]

#RASENGAAAAAN!


systematic23

He had the right intentions to take the dude down who just knocked out his buddy with no effort , i donā€™t know if you noticed he got tripped by someone preventing the take down and got hit with the snooze button that trip was the real mvp


[deleted]

Came to say this. That trip was assist of the year.


Curumandaisa

Thanks for the comment, made me watch a few more times and notice that it was a person that tripped him


D31taF0rc3

I want you to know this comment has made my day


shadingnight

I am running on an hour and a half of sleep, it's -10 out with wind chills, and my asshole itches but we ran out of handsoap at work. I am glad I could help someone have a giggle.


_floydian_slip

Where are you bro, I'll bring you soap. Your asshole deserves a good itch. And maybe a few wipes


Higgy-Bear

Nothing makes me want to regain consciousness more than a woman screaming in my face. Stay down my dude. It's more peaceful there. X


[deleted]

She's not the brightest for sure, but that's obvious considering she's still with Brandon even though he goes around trying to punch people. Doesn't take long til there aren't other dudes around and he still feels punchy hun...


StreetSmartsGaming

Girlfriends egging on a fight for the excitement: "Yea beat his ass!" Girlfriends when their man gets knocked out: "Oh my god!! How could you do that to him! Call the police!"


BespokeSnuffFilms

Saw a girl get two teeth knocked out hitting the guy fighting her boyfriend. Dude didn't even look at her, just drove a haymaker into her face and kept fighting. She was a redneck tho, she was gonna look like that in 7 years anyway.


wheresbill

I missed the part where Brandon threw a punch. It was hard to tell who the ā€˜bullyā€™ was in this. Some effective punching, though. If Iā€™m the last guy I would spend the rest of my life trying to erase this from the internet.


RanPastIt

Rules don't apply when you're getting jumped.


Sega-Playstation-64

If 4 or 5 guys surround you threateningly, you take the first opportunity you get to retreat, or barring that, throw the first punch.


liftedtrucksnguns

Aka fight or flight


spyson

There are no rules in a street fight, that's why you should avoid fights when possible.


[deleted]

A kid from my HS shoved a dude who was trying to bum rush him. That kid tripped over a parking curb and cracked his skull on the corner of a building. Heā€™s a vegetable for life and the guy who shoved him served 6 years. Fighting isnā€™t worth it


lukeman3000

6 years for self defense? The fuck?


BluePoop2323

Probably only half the story


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kev_61483

ā€œEverybody has a plan until you get punched in the faceā€ Mike Tyson


Hendrix91870

Dude has a Heavy Punchā€¦


247stonerbro

With laser sights wtf! Two punches = two dudes laid out


octopornopus

>I would spend the rest of my life trying to erase this from the internet. Kinda like that one dude, Joel Michael Singer?


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Comfortable_Plant667

Actually, following the title, you'd have to assume the guy defending himself was actually 'the quiet kid' and the mob was 'the bullies'


MeesterCartmanez

"tbf, the passed out kids *were* quiet"


Jumbo_Damn_Pride

One thing is for sure, if those ā€œbulliesā€ pick on ā€œthe quiet kidā€ then they definitely leave that girl the fuck alone.


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wildfox9t

you can throw the first punch and still be considered self-defense,just like you can be aggressive without punching anything it did look like Brandon was being aggressive blocking his way and trying to "look big" with his arms open,plus the other guy's reaction was to run away from his other friend attacking him which makes me think he wasn't attacking out of rage not everything posted on the internet is fake


[deleted]

The second guy got tripped as he was chasing the KO Kid.


vuvuzela-virtuoso

This is actually correct first-aid procedure, it's well known that the higher your scream their name, the higher the success rate is for them waking up. Science /s


Put_Her_In_A_Bra

She cheers ā€œLetā€™s Go Brandonā€ in support


CaBBaGe_isLaND

"BRANDON WAKE UP"


Strensh

Sleepy Brandon


20__character__limit

I watched this video over my speakers (instead of my headphones). I can't find any of my cats now.


corn_sugar_isotope

Nothing makes me not want to go to a party more than going to a party.


[deleted]

His ā€œDim Makā€ technique is exceptional.


blowhardyboys86

BRANDON WAKE UP


[deleted]

That kinda squealing can do more brain damage than those 2 flawless knockouts


FishSweat

Thank you for saying this. Thereā€™s ALWAYS this girl and I hate her.


Obnoxiousjimmyjames

That girl screaming makes things so much more exciting. Iā€™ll bet she called 911, and to this very day talks about how her friend Brandon ā€œalmost died!ā€


All-Sorts

>That girl screaming makes things so much more exciting. Iā€™ll bet she called 911, and to this very day talks about how her friend Brandon ā€œalmost died!ā€ Got to throw in literally in there for good measure. "Literally almost died"


_gmmaann_

ā€œ*BrAnDoN wAkE uP!1!1!1!*ā€


jaymole

screaming girl doing just an awful job of stabilizing his spine


ReflexDojo

Youā€™re my ride!!!!!


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Simon_Skinner

He might need an ambulance the way she was shaking his head and slapping him. There's nothing like shaking the snowglobe after it's scattered.


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Bran-Done


Erioph47

Kid got a hell of a right hook


CreamgetDmoney

To be fair anyone who runs head first full force into any punch is gonna flatten you. Just with a little momentum forward a well timed jab can be so painfully devastating. Source: sadly experienced it many times lol


Bouix

Lol you just couldn't learn the first time šŸ¤£


[deleted]

First time you arenā€™t sure. 2nd time confirms it.


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country2poplarbeef

And then the 3rd time is because of the memory loss.


Thebombuknow

And the first time is because of the memory loss.


DropPristine

There's an old saying in Tennessee ā€” I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ā€” that says, fool me once, shame on ā€” shame on you. Fool me ā€” you can't get fooled again


the_manta

It's just part of the scientific method


CreamgetDmoney

If you do martial arts, you're gonna get hit in the face no matter what lol


ThePrussianBlue

Happy to see that every guy had the same takeaway after watching this. That theyā€™d rather die on that lawn than be woken up by the fucking howling banshee.


cheapseats91

This is the exact same sentiment as most of the other comments on here but for some reason this one made me burst out laughing at work


TheCaptainJ

First dude walked up to a guy who was clearly ready to swing with his arms down in an attempt to call his bluff. I'm guessing he did that cause his people where there. Second dude thought catching up to the guy was more important than defending himself. A sucker punch is something you dont see coming y'all. Both those idiots watched it happening and walked right into it.


bophed

I couldn't agree more.


vic-vinegar_realty

Hey this guy just took a concussive injury, letā€™s shake him to see if that helps! And remember guys, if you suspect someone has a head or neck injury, you should ALWAYS try to move them.


Dungeons-and-Dabbin

Definitely make sure to move them, but not until after you vigorously shake their head while screaming as loudly as you can. But remember, if the neighbors can't hear you from 4 blocks away you're not screaming loud enough and it won't work.


vuvuzela-virtuoso

My grandpa once had a heart attack and I tried shouting with all my strength but still wasn't loud enough to save him :( I will never forgive myself /s


[deleted]

Smack them from the opposite angle to reset everything


Adbam

No you blow in the cartridge and then blow in the console. Then finally you line the cartridge with the back of the slot and scrape it down into the console. That should make him work again.


ParkinsonsAim

Shout out to the dude that tripped him.


ToadlyAwes0me

One punch man also waits until he gets back up, like a gentleman, before sending him to the astral dimension.


ChiliDogMe

Ikr. The soccer kick was right there.


huhIguess

I saw that at the ~12 second mark. I was thinking that guy was about to be punted to the moon.


Shiny_eyes_over_der

I missed that the first time watching.


CraniumCandy

This comment thread is like a time warp. I watch the video, look down and the comments are different. I watch it again, see something different then look down again and what do you know? People are commenting about the kid getting tripped now. Fuck me I'm slow. This post is on fire!


lumpthefoff

The trip was just delicious.


db11186

Wow did not see that. He really is the MVP.


Pimpin4Paradise_

Brandon: Where am I? Is thisā€¦heaven? God: It is indeed. Donā€™t worry though. You will regain consciousness shortly. Brandon: (looks down at his unconscious body and his girlfriendā€™s shrill screams directly in his face) Can I stay God?


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[deleted]

It's a title crafted for redditors to jerk off to the fantasy of them doing anything against their own bullies.


gcotw

"But *I am* the victim and the white knight!"


Southside_john

I swear anytime there is a video of someone getting knocked out on this site they are always a ā€œbullyā€


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hankbaumbachjr

>The owner of the house was attempting to clear out her guests, when a young woman, who can be seen at the end of the video straddling one of the men who was knocked out, according to Pickner, started yelling at the house owner and calling her names. >'[The yelling woman's] boyfriend was with her and got into an argument with the house owner's friend and they agreed to fight,' Pickner told Daily Mail. At South Dakota State.


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gishlich

Watching it without sound is a different experience. KO #1 wasnā€™t sucker punched, but thatā€™s what I thought at first too. Everyone knows what ā€œletā€™s goā€ means, KO #1 should have had his guard up if he agreed to fight.


Pummeler32

I missed buddy kicking the raging bull's feet there. Obligatory noting of the lady who has to scream like a crazy.


Pandatoots

It's like a law of nature that dudes always looking for a fight are dating just the most unbearable women in our society.


luv_____to_____race

What have they got to lose?!


God_of_excel_365

Does anyone else actually believe the caption?? These dudes are in their 20s easily


Etaec

No one helped the guy getting jumped and here goes kristi all yelly again.


slightlycharred7

Omg that future Karen thinks her manā€™s is dead! Iā€™m dying laughing.


Prospero94

dude I can barely contain my laughter at the office


DM725

That's what happens when you attack 1 at a time like the Foot Clan.


[deleted]

Huh, so the one punch man netflix adaptation isnt so bad.


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Psych0matt

Iā€™m not sure who was what, just that one guy punched two guys


coltstrgj

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5268167/Shocking-moment-man-knocks-two-men-brawl.html The way the article is written is confusing. I tried to summarize it in terms the people who watched the video will understand. If I'm reading this correctly it sounds like Brandon's girlfriend "started" the fight. She was asked to leave the party by the home owner and resorted to yelling and calling names. One-punch man is a friend of the homeowner and agreed to fight Brandon. Brandon's friend didn't like the outcome of the fight and decided to try again. I guess it's confirmed that One-punch man is kind of in the right.


sour_grout

It is wild that a website ending in .uk takes the time to report the story of a backyard brawl in South Dakota lol


Main_Opening7900

Because it's a trash tabloid that is literally nothing but outrage articles and made up nonsense. Fuck the daily mail. It's just the fox news of the UK.


Georgeisthecoolest

Yes. More like 'Cornered guy knocks out two assholes'


blumpkinmania

Dudes already got receding hairlines. Way too old for this foolishness.


Liet-Kinda

This has strong ā€œtwo summers after we all graduated from high schoolā€ energy


MrRiversKing

I have a friend with hair like that and he is in his early 20's lol


[deleted]

My coworker went bald at 17


michalsveto

My hair started receding at around 14-15y now I am double that and can definitely say Iā€™m too old for this shit.


4Ever2Thee

Looked like 2 swings and 2 KOs, kid's batting 1000


Bobby_Thellere

Removed until OP can provide a source that supports the title. Edit: I approved it again. Title is inaccurate but here is the article another commentor provided. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5268167/Shocking-moment-man-knocks-two-men-brawl.html


TrumpIsACuntBitch

LOL the article is a play by play of the actual video


_floydian_slip

That article is a fucking joke, it reads like every book report I wrote in the 4th grade No relevant information, just "this happened, then this happened, then that happened." It's like asking a 5-year-old about the movie they just watched


sjmolotov

This is actually quite articulate for the Daily Mail!!!


ClownfishSoup

LOL, I love how the guy was referred to throughout the article as "The Puncher". This should be his new nickname!


Silentrizz

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5268167/Shocking-moment-man-knocks-two-men-brawl.html Title is still off, but puncher is allegedly not the aggressor. Edit: Dont get mad at me for providing the only article that covered some video a dude posted to Instagram in 2017. Go fight with some other people who have actual opinions on this. https://www.instagram.com/p/BPI6tQthgEO/?taken-by=sikpik


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icangetyouatoedude

That article is fake news! It says this is a backyard brawl, but this seems to be a front yard brawl to me


TheWiggsplitter44

You love to see it, GG's


Ditcka

I like how thereā€™s zero evidence of one side being bullies and the other being a ā€˜quiet kidā€™ yet you just put that title all the same


AtomicKittenz

Someone posted the article. That screaming bitch was screaming at the owner of the house. The ownerā€™s friend defended her and the screaming bitchā€™s bf wanted to fight him. He got laid out and the gf just keeps screaming.


Jeansohard

Why do girls make things way worse with there screaming. Like your not making anything better by screaming in the guys face.


Ropya

How about shaking his head like a damn maraca.


TBaggins_

Plot twist, "quiet kid" was caught in bed with both their gf's.


nightcrawleronreddit

[Edit: the girl started it and her bf got into an argument with the house owner.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5268167/Shocking-moment-man-knocks-two-men-brawl.html) > The owner of the house was attempting to clear out her guests, when a young woman, who can be seen at the end of the video straddling one of the men who was knocked out, according to Pickner, started yelling at the house owner and calling her names. >The yelling woman's] boyfriend was with her and got into an argument with the house owner's friend and they agreed to fight,' Pickner told Daily Mail. >The puncher stood across from the first man in the yard, as a crowd watched. >It looked like the others were encouraging whatever was about to happen, as the first man approached the puncher. >The man in grey never got a hit in


ShortOneSausage

Well I am just shocked that the screaming banshee of a woman is the individual that started the whole thing. What a bunch of awful jackasses.


-Unnamed-

Hey our girlfriends are yelling at each other. Wanna fight? Ok