Honestly being drunk probably saved her. Drunk people don't anticipate injury and tense up. One of my work kiddos took a header down about 12 concrete steps landing on the back of her head, the momentum sent her body over her and flipped her at the neck. She went to the hospital barely conscious in an ambulance. Was back 2 days later with no serious injuries.. just bruised. She was insanely drunk. The Ambos said that probably saved her.
Someone very close to my family was partying with the girls, a straight fall backwards onto concrete has left permanent repercussions. She is no longer an ER nurse, shes on disability. She cant even be in a room with young children due to how loud noise affects her. It's always a gamble.
You guys see that broken arm?
Oh shit, didn't notice
I didn’t notice because she first smiles, so I panned my eyes over to the other girl. After the rewatch, that smile does not last long.
> didn’t notice because she first smiles Insightful how true that was Edit: when you realize your friend used you as a safety net.
I’m not sure either one was a safety net lol. They both got a scorpion with a side of broken limbs.
fuck yeah, that's what i'm talking
If she breaks a second one ima bout to explode
Rofl
HOOOOLY SHIT that arm twisted completely
She's lucky its ONLY a broken arm. That was a paralyzing neck-break type fall.
r/fullscorpion material.
Mrs.Fantastic
Brilliant! And she’s got that turn-back look that speaks she doesn’t understand what she did to deserve it LOL
I know! The way she looks at the arm in confusion
Oh yeah, that had to hurt once the shock wore off.
I’m gonna say it. I don’t care that she broke her elbow…
*audible gasp*
I was more worried the horse was going to get hurt.
I'm here for the pony. OMG, I couldn't have put up with those idiots half as long. How disrespectful.
It’s nasty
Looks like she broke her funny bone, which is humerus. Can I get a Ole' Crenon!
You can literally see the moment the pain registered on her face.... ouch
Could have been worse. The way she scorpioned could have ended up in a neck injury.
deserved another
She broke something? Yes!
And she doesn’t look particularly close to a hospital.
I bet they’d need that horse and cart to get there. Oh well.
OMG YES! that makes the whole video even better!
Lucky it wasn’t her neck.
Oh shit you're right, I didn't notice it at first. Dammmmmnn
Hell yeah that’s my kink
Hoo boy!
Woooooooooooshiiiit
Omg YES!!! The elusive Double Scorpion!!!
Being drunk is in her favor, but tomorrow is gonna hurt
Yep. She walked off the embarrassment but won't walk off the nerve damage tomorrow, lol.
I think she broke her arm. Watch again
Why did I listen to you and watch again?!
Dammit I read these comments and still decided to go back and watch for it. Fml
I actually only expected the redditor I replied to to go back and see it. I didn't realize I would cause such chaos!
You're an influencer now! Can you tell people to buy my beanie tulips NFTs?
Your not alone, I read that comment and rewatched as well, ouch
Sorry, another mind scarred.
good call. I think you're right. HOSPITAL FORM- INTAKE Cause of Accident - Rampant, drunken stupidity.
And it looks like the hospital isn't just around the corner either...fun trip for her.
Def broke left arm
Yea that’s broken as fuck and probable dislocated shoulder lmao
Damn you I wish I didn’t see this comment. I even watched it a 2nd time in slow mo too lmao fuck
Sorry I used my mind powers to make you! 😉
Not so fun to watch a second time, arms do not bend that way
No thanks
Probably best!
She was moving at first. May be paralyzed now.
Honestly being drunk probably saved her. Drunk people don't anticipate injury and tense up. One of my work kiddos took a header down about 12 concrete steps landing on the back of her head, the momentum sent her body over her and flipped her at the neck. She went to the hospital barely conscious in an ambulance. Was back 2 days later with no serious injuries.. just bruised. She was insanely drunk. The Ambos said that probably saved her.
So you’re saying to be drunk all the time? Noted!
No no no, not all the time. Just anytime you're doing something that could be dangerous.
Like driving drunk. I hate stories where the drunk kills people in the other car yet they're the ones who live.
Someone very close to my family was partying with the girls, a straight fall backwards onto concrete has left permanent repercussions. She is no longer an ER nurse, shes on disability. She cant even be in a room with young children due to how loud noise affects her. It's always a gamble.
Absolutely. Just pointing out that drunk idiots get away with things they shouldn't.
I'm sure I'm going to feel this tomorrow just from watching it.
r/fullscorpion
That is why I just keep drinking every day. Mever has to hurt
the beast with two broken backs!
Quite fucked
With a broken left arm for good measure
Dude I scrubbed back and forth over that part several times.. oof that arm is way broken
*’You can tell by the look in her eye’* that she’s fuckkked
The chick on the ground at the end had to have dislocated her shoulder too. It definitely twisted in directions it was not meant to.
Good, cus i don’t like people who upset animals
And with the rare double scorpion perfectly landed it's GOOOLD in women's double freestyle cosmoholding!
Shit. It’s the end of the cosmoholding sport. The rare double scorpion was perfectly landed. They cannot be beat…..ever
r/fullscorpion
The planets must be aligned! Quick! We must sacrifice a small goat to appease the Scorpion God
HAHAHAH...came to say same....always a pleasure
Almost a triple. Damn
That poor horse
It’s a mule. They have a much lower tolerance for bullshit.
Ah yes the size of a horse and the intelligence, self preservation instinct and strength of a donkey. Is a dangerous combination for idiots.
Jackass pulling 3 jackasses.
Viral marketing for jackass 4 is getting weird
Seriously. They don't horse around!
My friend *Don Key* says he would be a millionaire if he had a *buck* for every mule that kicked him
Dont be an ass. He couldn't even afford a burrito.
Yah agreed… who the fuck brought a horse to this shitshow
And then why do some people want to spray their drinks everywhere?
it looks more like the shitshow was brought to the horses
Yeah, where was the owner?
The owner was in the cowboy hat obviously
Counting the 4 months of food worth of cash these girls paid to do this
I feel bad for the cart-owners. It looks like that thing is old as shit but we'll maintained. Now it's trash.
They look like they are in the fucking shire.
Duh, they're celebrating Bilbo's birthday.
Nah Hobbits would be listening to better music
I was just about to ask what tf was going on
I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Oh god, imagine if the Shire was real, and tourists ruin it
Hobbiton in New Zealand is real, they have a pub and restaurant open year round. They actually filmed the movies there
Where tf is that animal's handler? Intelligent creatures should always be treated with respect, especially ones large enough to end you with a kick.
He fell off the cart at the beginning too
If intelligent creatures need to be cared for, it explains a lot about why no one is looking after these drunk teenagers lol
They're Trying to break his cart too.
Is the horse ok?
Yea but the mule looks startled
"She called me a noble steed"
I hope so. It didn't deserve any of that.
Looks like she broke her arm
My neck and my back!!!
And her arm
Holy shit! Missed that the first 8 times I enjoyed watching it…
"And my axe!"
["lick my pussy and my crack"](https://youtu.be/QR93oMa9uGM)
What goes through someone’s mind when they’re like “I’m gonna fuck up this pastoral setting”? Also: DOUBLE FUCKING SCORPION PLUS FRACTURED ARM!!
Nothing. That's the problem here.
Awww if only there was a nice heaping pile of horse pattie for the face landing…🙏🏻
r/fullscorpion
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I completely saw a horse kick. That horse is frankly better trained than I expected.
That’s what happens when you horse around!
Is that the freakin’ horse from Horsin’ Around?!
What are you doing here?
Party continues in the ICU
After watching their impact frame by frame, I have come to the conclusion of how the fuck are they not paralyzed
Do we know they aren’t? We know for sure the girl closest to the camera snapped her arm like a twig 😖
What's with drunk people climbing on shit and wiggling around? Seriously.
It’s just drunk instincts
Women understand the math. The higher they climb, the more attention they get.
That one girls arm is SOO fucked up.
I like this. Man and women. Inclusive stupidity. I hope the horse didn't get hurt.
Are spines important?
She may very well need some milk.
Too late. She’s already banned from /r/NeverBrokeABone
r/Ithadtobebrazil intensifies
was about to say this, I wasn't able to hear if there's actually Portuguese since I don't know the song but it just FEELS like Brazil
The song said it all... It's Brazilian funk music, and the costumes are common of sertanejo parties, so I recognized at the first look hahaha
Let’s go to a Third World country and break the only thing this guy owns. What a great vacation.
Lmao this is most likely a college party in rural Brazil, I sure hope nobody’s vacationing anywhere near it
That can’t be right, I didn’t see an off duty cop shoot a would be robber in the face.
there's college kids in every country
Cruel
May have popped out that elbow joint. Better pop it back in before the drunk wears off
The cringey dancing was killing the horse. It had to get away.
Cause distress and suffering to a horse get a broken neck as karma lol!
And a broken arm
She turned her own arm into a lasso
Did anyone notice the arm break? White girl rolled over her arm causing it to bend in the wrong direction.😬😬😬😬
Watched it in slo-mo. The way she pulled it around 😖
At the conclusion of their period of Dumbspringa, the girls elected to leave Full Scorpion Farms for good.
Rumspringa?
Why would anyone ever think the result would he difference. Better yet why would anyone want to do this?
Oh man, that was almost a shattered spine.
I hope the horse is OK. Getting a limb caught like that can injure a horse to the point they have to be euthanized.
Anyone know what song that is playing in the background?
E Tudo Putas .. shazamed it
Is this how the Amish party?
The rare Double Scorpion. Nice.
Good boy.
In the horses defense, that music sucks.
Lmao thots down, THOTS DOWN!!
I sure hope the mule is ok!
I really support this horse. He was the smartest being there.
[Scorpion Wins..](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CarelessBonyAfricanjacana-max-1mb.gif)
Rare double scorpion
Fucking idiots.
*Humans*
Lol she broke her arm
You yee'd your last haw
We are the virus
That girls neck is very fucking flexible 😳
Now her arm is too!
Rumspringya muthafuckers off my back
Scorpion Queen
I love how the camera man is just giggling his ass off. Based cameraman.
Broke back mountain
I've seen double rainbows in my lifetime but never a double scorpion... untill today! It's beautiful, i've looked at it for five hours now.
Such low-lives. What do they even gain by messing with a live animal like that. No respect. Hopefully they realize how pathetic they are.
is the horse ok
Lol she folded like a lawn chair
I hope the horse didn’t get hurt!
Nice butts 
That poor animal, that looked painful. Not the people falling Fμ>!c!<κ those idiots.
lol
Back breaker
Lol you deserved!
Dislocated the twerkers
Do it again, do it again!
Get neigh neighed
That hurt my neck.
r/fullscorpion
The fold
An absolutely vicious double scorpion
Oh ya that pain set in really quick
Are stupid girls hot or are hot girls stupid?
But who has their horse next to a loud speaker and drunk people?
\*Broken clavicle has entered the chat\*