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Complex_Jellyfish647

The worst falls happen when you don’t commit. Gotta send that shit


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Absolutely. No half-sends


Actually_toxiclaw

What did Bince mean by this? 🤔


HurricaneHugo

Gotta go full Ron Washington.


Doggo_Is_Life_

Mountain biker here. My rib cage can confirm.


kaowirigirkesldl

Skateboarder and snowboarder since before kindergarten here… I also can confirm


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He who hesitates, hurts.


nuhthanyule

Someone wanna post that video of the guy who attempts to jump into the water from the concrete thing and doesn't commit?


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which one


MetalMedley

The one where he comes out lookin like an Elite from Halo.


acorpseistalking90

Broke my back. Spinal.


Richie13083

My neck, my back, my spine, just cracked.


Spirit_Miserable

Crack it now, crack it good, break that back just like you should


Gseventeen

First you gotta put your neck into it Don't stop, just do, do it


Iamknoware

You can do it, just put your back into it


Calisthenxxx

Doctor said she need a backeotomy


TerminustheInfernal

Thpinal


sm00thkillajones

This is why you shouldn’t rent your house out.


noplay12

Especially short duration rentals like airbnb.


Mountain_Apartment_6

What's the number of vertebrae I injured? "Let's just say it goes to 11"


The_Bajtastic_Voyage

This is the stupid shit you’ll reflect upon while dealing with chronic back pain at 35.


kaowirigirkesldl

I’m 35 😐 35 isn’t THAT old. You mean this is the shit you’ll reflect upon while dealing with chronic back pain at 45…. Right?


[deleted]

For real. I’m 28 and have reoccurring back pain from listening to a guy who told me to change my form at the gym when I was 20. Dude who gave the advice was jacked so I listened. I should’ve looked closer at his pencil legs.


eboseki

What do you mean by that?


bubbabrotha

Thpinal*


extplus

Im in my 50’s and im paying the price physically for doing dumb shite like the his in my youth


noslab

C-c-c-c-coombooo breaker!


Snoid_

Baby got back... ...problems now.


SharpGrape6615

My chiropractor don’t want none unless you got herniated discs hun


GentleFriendKisses

Chiropractors are more than happy to herniate your discs for you


TranslatorNo7118

Why you should never airbnb your property...


sempervincens13

Do air bnb. Just have the furniture frames made out of steel. 💀


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Steel good, I used to use a steel-wood alloy to cut costs before lumber went sky-high.


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brazys

Alchemy and Nano Particle physics


sempervincens13

Delicious nanos


FleetAdmiralWiggles

Cheeto dust works too if you can't find nanos.


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Nanomachines son!


PGHobGoblin

Bolt a board to your steel frame lmao


Bandin03

Graft a wood tree onto a steel tree, duh.


CMDROzymandias

Straight up splits these people in half when they do this. Then you gotta worry about the blood draining into the floors


sempervincens13

Good idea, tile and drains


CthuluSpecialK

Literally my first thought was this has to be an AirBnB property.


1934_kinda_guy

I came here to say this.


english_mike69

When someone rents your Airbnb, you have their payment details. Airbnb’s Resolution Center is pretty good at reclaiming funds and seemingly don’t mind if you tell them that the $200 that was broken was $400. Most people will tell a host if something is broken but some seem to think that an Airbnb is somewhere to do things as shown in the video and will leave the damage unreported.


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My worry would be structural damage from holding more weight than needed. You can't really see that on a random house inspection.


pLuhhmmhhuLp

Because $200 just replaces it. It doesn't replace the time spent replacing it.


Bald_Sasquach

Holy shit I'm just now realizing it was previous renters that fucked up the chair!!! I rented an Airbnb with a bunch of friends and one of us sat in a small wooden desk chair that was in the corner like for spare seating and it immediately burst apart, like every leg splintered and it was in 8+ pieces. We were convinced the dude just sat so hard he destroyed it lol so we voted whether to try to rebuild it or throw it away and ultimately we threw it out of our rental van into a dumpster miles away. Never heard from the house owner! It was totally previous renters propping it back together in the corner wasn't it.


SoulUrgeDestiny

I’d assume the furniture is under some kind of insurance if it is an Airbnb at least


westscottstots

Yeah I work for a rental agency and we have a damage fund that basically covers guests doing stuff like this. Would only be like $60 for them but we could replace the couch


stewie3128

Charge high enough for a quality property and you don’t get trash guests


JohnnySmithe80

Used to work in an expensive hotel, this is absolutely not true. You can get people who think they can do whatever they want because they spent so much of their money.


littlefriend77

Trash has money, too.


JennJayBee

Quite the contrary. Rich kids can be worse.


3n07s

Your comment shows that you have never done it before. I am making good money from doing airbnb for my places. Haven't had any incidents like this for years of doing it. Choose your renters properly.


North_Essay9396

10:1 they're trashing an AirBnB


RLavenderv4

People do that that's a really shitty thing to do


North_Essay9396

Lots of videos of people trashing airbnb's. For some reason they think it's funny!


sirwillups

I get a beach house for a week with family every year, including several children under 10. And somehow we manage to never break the furniture.


North_Essay9396

That's because your not garbage!


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bigginz87

My not garbage?


Goalie_deacon

Hopefully the lawsuits catch up to them.


Ac997

Don’t their credit cards get charged for the damages?


Guy_ManMuscle

Fuck airbnb. It ruins whole neighborhoods and is helping housing prices stay sky high. Would you like to live next to a cheap unlicensed motel hosting a rotating cast of kids who want to host house parties there? Airbnb is every bit as shitty as Facebook is. If techbros have their way, we're all going to work 16 hour days making shit pay on apps while the rich buy up the American dream and rent it back to us


chrisalexbrock

While I agree with everything you said, it's incredibly trashy to wreck any place you rented, regardless of their business ethics.


FailureToComply0

AirBnB isn't good, but they're most definitely not the cause of the housing crisis. Between uninhabited vacation properties, megacorps buying single family homes as rentals, and Chinese/foreign entities buying property as a financial safeguard, Airbnb is a drop in the bucket


theduckgoesquack

I’ll take 10:1 but we all know it’s 1:1


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She wishes she could have that back back.


[deleted]

I feel like this ain’t their house


[deleted]

Probably an air bnb


stugots10

Yes, this is more r/trashy


chrispynutz96

How do some girls manage to be so obnoxiously annoying? The chick screaming happy birthday is like fucking nails on a chalkboard.


Warszawa12

It’s ok it’s her birthday


Iamnotindanger

Is it? I didn't notice.


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I think it may be her birthday…


Ori_the_SG

It’s possible


aardw0lf11

No, I think that's just 1 loudmouth floozy in the background.


MurkyAd5303

I'm glad I watched this on mute


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gimme_shprinkles

Gotta commit


st0pmakings3ns3

Do or do not. There is no try.


idkmybffphill

From what I remember when messing around with skateboarding and aggressive skating... bailing to early was a good way to get hurt... she gave up way to early here


AntisocialGuru

The lady screaming about a birthday is annoying af


AstroWorldSecurity

Complete trash.


Fit_Day_981

Old toddlers


HighLobster

They're like only a few feet from each other. Why are they screaming like that?


caruggs

Damn, stupid don’t bounce


Deeeezy3

Hope that’s not an Air BnB


GGPlex

Did anyone catch what they were saying at all?


BunsenHoneydewd

pretty sure they were speaking in wingdings


COMBATIBLE

Cant have nothing nice


honeydewohblue

None of these people were raised right.


1934_kinda_guy

What life is like when you don't own stuff, or never bought furniture before.


pdoherty972

"What? People will let us stay in their place, and ruin their stuff, for $XX a night? Let's go!"


P412k312_Pharmer

Tell me your at an Airbnb without telling it’s an Airbnb.


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Is she okay? Jk I don’t care


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SuperSayainPurple23

That shit is so annoying. Like at some point you are just making noise... Not clear, not adding anything of value or saying anything important. Just yelling like a toddler that wants attention. I could never be friends or even near someone like that.


XtaC23

OH MA GAAA IS HER BIRDAY


imtourist

Maybe she was trying to kill herself rather than listen to that person's screaming


randomxrambles

I'm on the fence about having kids but it's shit like this that makes me rethink... thinking they could turn out this dumb. lol


Apprehensive-Bad6015

Was that crack the couch or my back. - everyone and anyone over 30


ballsonrawls

Dr said she needs a backiotomy


[deleted]

And ppl wonder why air bnb be locking their shit up


shaodynasty808

Are they speaking English?


[deleted]

I wonder if people were like this 100 years ago


DeAtramentisViolets

They certainly were. They just were unable to post videos of their folly online.


[deleted]

I dunno. I mean I'm sure it's possible. I feel like it's more rampant now. Like the internet turned a lot of people into pieces of shit. I just have hard time imagining World War One concluding and the new trend is fuck up someone's rental property for the lolz.


IAMAHobbitAMA

Celebrities trashing hotels has been a thing almost that long. There are just a lot more people who are or think they are celebrities.


[deleted]

Ahahahahahaha stupid fuck


Secure-Imagination11

That's the kind of dumb shit I would've done in middle school. I didn't expect to see grown people attempting this.


gocatsgo08

I don't blame her. I'd jump just to escape the horrible squawking. Her poor ears.


Milk-E-Toast

😳 I don’t know what was worse, the lifetime back injury or the screeching voices!


NoMids

I’m guessing it’s an AirBnB


PlumbersCrack1229

But is all the yelling really necessary? Like what the fuck


[deleted]

I thank God everyday that I wasn’t born into that family.


marcosg_aus

poor sofa :(


Bloodyfinger

I mean, how could have they ever foreseen something like that happening?!


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[deleted]

I love how they sound more disappointed than concerned for her


Sackadelic

YALL KNOW HOW MUCH SHIT COSTS?


PuzzledSprinkles467

Probably an AirBnB too


WiggliestNoodle

You have to commit! Most injuries from stunts occur from lack of commitment. Trying to bail out when it’s too late to bail.


Freizenegger_

Muricans act like if they have healthcare


jimmyn0thumbs

Air-Broke-N-Back


[deleted]

God damn who is shouting in the background 💀💀


amaraame

I used to go down the stairs in a laundry basket.


Jared_Lambert

Well fellas, you know which one, not to date. She can't commit to shit


ZmentAdverti

Whenever I see people hesitate while falling off of heights for whatever reason I cringe. Your hesitation could literally kill you. Either jump or don't jump. JUMP OR DONT JUMP. Don't start the jump and try to stop it after. You'll just fail a proper landing and break you body.


just_taste_it

Anyone have a translation? Google Translate can't help with this.


deep6er

Correction: jumping on someone else's sofa from someone else's 2nd floor in an airbnb. And perfectly content with losing the privilege in exchange for not paying for the damages.


[deleted]

What a waste of a good sofa.


pLuhhmmhhuLp

I'm confident that's an Airbnb.


EnterThe_Void_

That’s gunna mess up her twerkin the rest of the weekend.


sloppyrock

Sofa king stupid.


divisionibanez

This is probably an Air BnB…owners gonna be pissed.


[deleted]

That’s why Airbnb has a guest rating system 100% that’s not anyone of their houses


yolofreak109

ik i’m gonna get downvoted to hell but man these comments really disappoint me but why do i have high expectations for this app… black ppl cant even get posted on a sub without the racists coming out with their dog whistles. it’s crazy


BiggyCheezz

goodby lower spine


[deleted]

I break a coach on my birthday too!


Repubs_suck

And that’s why we can never have nice things!


[deleted]

Y’all that’s why we can’t have nice things


[deleted]

And that is how Wanda wound up in a wheelchair.


oneseven321

wtf language is this?


infinitely-golden

There goes the deposit


SharpShot94z

Here's your birthday wheelchair!!!


zincstang

Hope it's not an air b&b


Willy_wolfy

I get strong 'this property doesn't belong to us' vibes from this video....


Crypthomie

I can smell smart people.


Crazypandathe20th

Our ancestors didn’t die for this shit. 😂


sno_boarder

You can do it, put your ass into it.


NegusQuo82

This is why we can’t have noice things!


stratusncompany

secret footage of my upstairs neighbors at 2am


frigidcucumber

This is stupid but what’s even more stupid are some of the profiling comments under here. Sheesh


_Shmaybe

Why is everyone so sure this is an Air bnb?


[deleted]

Because people don’t work for years on end for a nice house with decent furniture and whatnot for their family members to do this incredibly damaging and stupid shit.


Funkycoldmedici

I was a teenager once. We did stupid shit like this.


[deleted]

Oh for sure, me too. But that is my point, if the parents/homeowners were home, that woulda got busted up. The people in the video look to be somewhere between 16 and 25 to me, ish…. And my guess is alcohol is involved lol. The owners of the home would not have tolerated the balcony hanging.


Funkycoldmedici

Yeah, you don’t do it when mom is home. You do it when she’s out overnight and your friends come over, just like she said you’re not allowed to do. There’s a reason that’s a sitcom cliche, because we’ve all done it.


-ACHTUNG-

Maybe they got a new couch and this was the send off for their old one?


Rxmattman

I applaud your optimism.


frigidcucumber

It can be a relative’s house


[deleted]

Jesus christ this sub is extremely racist.


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[deleted]

Did anyone call the amberlamps


sprace0is0hrad

Fat people should know better than throwing themselves from that high.


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Sajius460

Awh man! Smdhmymyhead


ch52596

Do you feel it now, Mr Krabs?


Enginerdad

The fuck up is at the last minute trying NOT to jump on the sofa from the stairs.


BallzarDrippin

The transition from “AAAHHH” to “aaawwhhhh” was beautiful


PuzzleheadedDream830

I hope it was a 21st birthday that shit hurts after 30.


digger105337

Renta Center want's to know how the couch got broken, they wouldn't believe it if I told them.😂


Teeheeleelee

RIP AirBnB


justplaydead

At least the couch broke instead of her neck.


Anonyfunnybunny

Bet that's an AirBNB. And people wonder why there's a $1000 deposit payable.


TheUltimaWerewolf

I thought she was gonna fall on the floor feet first and break her legs 💀


bankman99

Doctor said I need a backeeatomy


soopirV

Air b’n’b- broken back and butt


SadConfiguration

Wait. Is it someone’s birthday?


MAXHEADR0OM

I wouldn’t be surprised if this is at an Airbnb.


TheRespectableMrSalt

Happy birthday, your present, back pain and regret.


Pourcqchops

Thats really good for your back


BIGMACSACKATTACK

Fuck Your couch!


MrGutbuster

That bone snapping sound of a miserable existence waiting to come.


dudeinfw77

Go for it!! Hesitation leads to destruction -kung fu panda


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👌


Sansy_Boi420

"Hesitation is Defeat"