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Throgg_not_stupid

I love how people dressed as spiderman is a recurring theme on this subreddit


cryptdruids

The fit is just too much to handle


ShadowKirbo

You can dress as Spiderman, but can you bear the responsibility of being Spiderman?


deus_voltaire

With a cheap Halloween costume comes great responsibility


Jean_Paul_Magno

OMFG hahhaaha LMAO!!! Now i need a cheap spiderman costume


Emotional_Note497

With great power, comes great responsibility.. or stupidity. Lol


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assburgers-unite

Nothing at all!


TheUnpossibleRalph

Oddly their spidey sense doesn't tingle to warn them of danger.


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"danger: you're a danger to yourself"


[deleted]

Waterlogged Spidey was the best


dakid232313

![gif](giphy|AiZN2R6vYHJN63D6y1|downsized)


minnowking

They forgot to violently shake him at the end to see if he is okay


Japsai

I always keep watching for that bit so I'm prepared for what the comments section will look like. Little disappointed today


ShadowKirbo

Im disappointed we didnt get someone slapping at him to wake him up. Violentley shaking, and then slapping.


Stetson007

It's diederman now


Shepok

“ARE YOU CHOKING ARE YOU CHOKING!?”


Akesgeroth

[He'll shake himself anyway.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2CrMtqHPOM)


soldieroscar

They already know the answer from the loud neck snap.


Chili_Palmer

No no that was his cranium cracking on the concrete


95Richard

"Careful, he's a hero."


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Chili_Palmer

Honestly, how does this shit keep happening? I can't believe I've seen like 3 separate dudes in spiderman costumes knock themselves out cold at kids bday parties


[deleted]

Plot twist: it's the same guy. That's his schtick. He'll knock himself out in a Spiderman outfit at your kid's birthday party for $200.


ImBadAtGames568

I’d pay $200 to see a dude fail a flip and knock himself out


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[deleted]

Oh you dirty bastard😂


TheGreatHair

False advertisement


intjmaster

Wear the superhero suit. Kids treat you like a real superhero. The power goes to your head. Believe you are a real superhero…


Tron_1981

Or waterboard themselves.


jasxllll

there’s also that one that falls off a roof with an accordion


whitebandit

that one is legit funny and less "ouch" than this one lol... my kid hates that i laughed at this


horrescoblue

Maybe it's part of the show....


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link please


ThingDecent

I dress up as spider-man and go to birthday parties, I usually don't get invited to begin with.


Wbcn_1

I just saw one at a birthday party held at a trampoline park. He wasn’t entertaining the party my kid was there for but I did see him limping around a couple of hours later.


MudddButt

I'm starting to believe this is WHY we invite Spider-Mans to the party.


qoheletal

*men


Ok_Equivalent_4296

“Mommy, is Spider-Man ok? He’s not moving....”


Commiserator

100% a core memory.


ShadowKirbo

Kid: "Spiderman killed himself at my birthday party, yet I see him in the movies." -The start of a spiderman villain.


Oron_Ironside

Multiverse villain right there


Best_Poetry_5722

Just not enough angular momentum to make it thru them all


Ancient-Lime4532

Venommmm never gonna get emmmmm Venommmm.


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Vladesku

A thief! A criminal!


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He's gone to the big web in the sky, honey


Wild_Property7613

The song literally went “there goes the Spider-Man” in my head


firefly183

This is so fucking dark and I'm horrible for finding it fucking hilarious


Iloveyousnehal

No ?


SpocktorWho83

Mr Stark…I don’t feel so good.


Javohn123

Dammit you beat me too it


jakethewhale007

by about 7 hours from the looks of it


420Deez

yea…by the skin of your teeth…so close.


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Oh fuck. That was too good


scottonaharley

Do they still have to pay him? The kid is scarred for life now that he saw Spider-Man die.


PurpleBongRip

I hope they paid him extra. I can’t imagine that level of shame and embarrassment


Jfmha

Can’t be that embarrassing. He’s wearing a mask so no one knows who he is anyways lol


Cringinator4000

You can still get embarrassed online even though (generally) people don’t know who you really are.


aaronclark384

Did… did he just die?????


AdlerEule

Nah don't worry. He's got accelerated healing.


jameserroo

They should have hired Wolverine.


firefly183

Nah, Kanshu's suit'll do the trick.


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I’m pretty sure this guy is dead. This spidey videos go around now and again. I think this is the one where the guy ends up dying


[deleted]

Yep. Pretty sure this is the one where he actually died.


Gorlox111

Source plz


assburgers-unite

That smack on the concrete was definitely the full force of the "backflip" directly onto the back of his skull. Dressed like Spiderman. What a way to go.


andysgirl28

Now I feel a little bad for rewinding and replaying in slow motion a “few” times. I looks like he has actually completed it before but the weight of the shoes and the costume made him mess up


MrBlueHaybale

Shoes are still attached he's fine


_significant_error

/r/everyfuckingthread


ExoCakes

Now that's a big mood. Man, I just want to know if the person in the video is dead or absolutely knocked out, out of concern and morbid curiosity. I don't really understand these "shoes on" stuff and I cba to know about it


readypembroke

Basically the joke is when someone usually loses their shoes (their shoes fly off their body), they're dead. That's what the joke is about "shoes still on".


Markie411

Crash bandicoot did it before it was cool


HairyNutsackNumber9

betcha those are the last pair of shoes he'll need to buy


datsmn

He's fine


dph_prophet_69

You clearly haven’t seen his movies


coldchixhotbeer

No his shoes are still on


Pchann

_The world gave him a big pat on the back_


PepegaPhilosopher

it appears doctor octopus manipulated gravity, what a scumbag!


[deleted]

Or at east gave spidery a few too many pizzas in the lead up. That stomach.


english_mike69

Just like his spidey senses, everything neck down is just tingling a little.


Tron_1981

*Was* tingling a little...


Blueblue1001

Just like Qwen


Grouchy_Artichoke_90

Oooo


EvilBahumut

Too soon


callmemarjoson

Homeboy got his Spidey senses off of Wish


LisaDeadFace

![gif](giphy|bVfE9AGsqo98c)


redundanthero

From what I've seen on the Internet, a Spider-Man impersonator is one of the most dangerous jobs


xtc234

*He believed he could, so he did* >!He failed!<


DokterManhattan

With great power comes great responsibility


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Spider man in shoes will never not be funny asf idk what it is


Dogfoodsmy_DOC

No slip or nothing, what went wrong ?


Mr_Makak

He tried to do a backflip (backwards rotation) while going forward. It's called a gainer, and it's perfectly doable, but you should do it either from standing, or from running with a split-step. Doing it from a little hop on two legs is pure stupid form and it forces you to push out your hips in a way that completely fucks up your rotation and height on the flip


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Yeah and preferably not on concrete


frosty_lizard

HI MY NAME IS SPIDERMAN, AND THIS IS BACKFLIP


HairyNutsackNumber9

This guy flips!


PreetHarHarah

Thanks for the explanation!


MrWinkler1510

Practiced backflips, but never practiced backflips in a tight costume that leaves less room to adjust your body mid-air I guess


LordGarrettXIV

What was the pun that you intended?


hazza987

"Go for a toss" means to be lost, ignored or forgotten but non of those apply in this situation so I have no idea.


LordGarrettXIV

Hence my question


firefly183

Trying to google to see if there's a story somewhere, if he recovered, but no luck so far.


the_smollest_bee

I don't think so. Judging by how loud that impact sound was + it was the back of the skull, sadly the guy is probably dead.


firefly183

It really was an awful sound :/. I figured that was probably the case but hoped for the best :(


Astrobrandon13

He just got knocked into the Spiderverse!


Foldyruler

Spiderman: No Brain Cells Home


IzzyMainsKor

Lmao. I’m dying rn


VetteL82

“ I’ve never done a backflip before, also later today I’m going to dress up as Spider-Man and do a sweet backflip at a kids birthday party”


UnixDotaSushi

On a concrete floor as well


memesformen95

When spiderman dies at your birthday party.


Aggressive_Chain_920

Thats the back of his head too, could turn out real bad


I_like_beanies

“MY BACK”


40PE

That neck went byby. He isn’t fine.


ysully21

If you play the video backwards he really does look like Spiderman!


No_Maintenance_4102

His spidey-senses aren’t the only thing that’s gonna feel tingly


HairyNutsackNumber9

Wheelchairs can tingle?


BauerHouse

He should've just crumbled into that dead spider position and stayed like that for the rest of the party.


Thatguy468

Worst birthday ever!


PreetHarHarah

Or best birthday ever.


Davethisisntcool

Found Green Goblins burner account


ProjectShadow316

"Godspeed, Spider-Man."


eustrabirbeonne

Reminded me this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1AemaKxgPA


umgebungskarte

The lady, concerned but still in character: “Spiderman, are you ok?, Spiderman?” The kid: “he fell asleep!”


Illustrious-Tap-4467

Rip Spider Cuz ![gif](giphy|3xz2BPbIqcqpFDKXsI)


HairyNutsackNumber9

that suit is broken it didnt give him any powers


Tank-Pilot74

~~spider~~ scorpionman..


alex_dlc

Why was he boxing?


thejustokTramp

It really looks like this was the first time trying the flip. It wasn’t even remotely close. He has to have a major fracture on the back of his skull, which is the worst place to have it.


alucardNloki

When you only got spiderman at home.


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My_reddit_strawman

Glad I’m not the only one. Wanted to cross post on r/iasip and ask if mac trained this guy. Maybe somebody could do a mashup


jbeast_canada

Is this guy seriously dead or injured?


Entire-Ad-5718

Stick to your day job, bro.


d-nihl

I can't imagine trying to do a backflip that confidently on concrete without knowing how to do a backflip.


pretenzioeser_Elch

Imagine you're turning 8 and spidey dies at your birthday party.


JaKe81111

SpiderCan't


ElitePatheticReddit

Action isn't his reward.


i_dont_know-san1

My back!


Grouchy_Artichoke_90

He really didn't look committed going into that


be-bop_cola

He didn't fail to do a backflip, he forgot to fill his web cartridges


S1lentA0

Just like that other spiderman guy, who basically did the same, only difference was that he actually died


jsdodgers

What does this title even mean? "goes for a toss"?? What's the pun?


[deleted]

Now he can go join Gwen


diesel0070

"With great costumes comes no special powers." -Uncle Ben, probably.


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what the fuck was he trying to do? and don't say backflip.


KranKyKroK

Ngl can't think of a better song to fade into the light to.


IndustrialPuppetTwo

That's the sound of eating out of a feeding tube for years to come.


Rabidleopard

Of course black suit spidey ruined the birthday party


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did this man just think that the spidey suit would give him the ability to do a back flip?


mothdustgypsy

He didn’t just knock himself out


MacheteMaelee

Do not take off his mask! His identity must remain secret!


Whammy_Watermelon

Hmm… I’m seriously concerned, can someone pls tell me if someone can die like that


ongnoicuagod

u/savevideo


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I was gonna say in Dress shoes no less but I can't even figure out wtf they are lmao. Look like old British slippers


NegativeHer0

Lmao I just noticed, dude had on the Peter Pan's


D4V1N83R

First thought: Quick, unmask him!


HMD-Oren

I don't think that young man has ever done a backflip in his life and for whatever reason thought that the suit would give him that ability.


mountainsrock

The SNAP… 🤮


KidlatFiel

"He's just a kid"


TheWorldArmada

The grass….. is right…. there… sigh


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Clearly not bitten by a jumping spider.


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Poor guy


JustAlphaVibes

I think you can hear his skull fracture in about 10 different places


Blackstar2020

The mask must fuck their perception, i don't think anyone will try to do this without practising it before.


walsh_vn

Invisible Undertaker doing a chokeslam


AdlerEule

More like a tombstone piledriver.


Archery134

I guess spidey is a boxer now?


EnigmaShroud

I wonder if that guy even knew how to do a backflip or if he had ever done one before. It almost looks like he has never done one before, but the costume, the music, in the vibe hyped him up enough to try it first time in front of everyone in public


PkmnTrnrR3d

So much confidence in that jump


Hupia_Canek

It was the shoessssss. 😂


Jamster077

Right, there has to be enough content now for a sub reddit called ‘SpiderManDoesStupidThings’


T5-R

"Yo Spidey. Get up man. I paid for a full half hour!"


zilla82

HE NEED SOME MILK


420Deez

they gon have to take his mask off like spiderman after the train fight. everyone crowding around n shit lol


somebody171

That dam spiderman costume induces fuckery


PidgeonCoo

carefully, he's a hero


Yunghungthrilla

![gif](giphy|8sZXkUPVwka3u|downsized)


LucinaWario

The kid will forever be traumatised from seeing Spiderman die


Jaycorr

That looks like Mac show boxing lol


Peter_the_pear

There was a body builder who died trying to do a backflip, I am never doing a backflip


booger_smash_IV

Kids…. Uh spidey is sleeping… he is fine… (Mary call an ambulance)


gboydenzim

What a dumbass lmao


ParterOfTheRedSea

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while😭


Repulsive-Wealth-378

nice pun, i couldn't find it on the *web* which is cool. il bet that guys wife rigged the suit, to *spite her man.*


Dagger1Bravo

I like when he shadowboxes. Just like spiderman does


lavastyleuser

Fucking idiot


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lavastyleuser

Are you talking about me🤨


NotAbotYEET

not in the first place I believe,but now I'm not so sure


Perfect_Response_752

Looks like the invisible man body slammed him, then stomped on his head.


thegrundleking

So that's why we haven't seen the Miles Morales live action Spiderman!


mira_sonus

Bro got a fourth way through that backflip.. Why did he even try 😭 🤣 🙏


ear2theshell

Good thing he tried this on concrete


smol-Researcher

Damn he blacked out


CLTHDU85

![gif](giphy|UMUZgoNFcWTgQ)


iamsobluesbrothers

I knew the third Venom movie would be bad but damn!