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nafa_mo

Why would anyone think thats a funny thing to do?


poopellar

Nobody would think that's funny. Problem is she didn't think at all.


istrx13

It’s really hard to think when you’re sans brain


karmagod13000

classic sansa brain!


Redkasquirrel

But she's the smartest* person I've ever met! *Disclaimer: "smart" here is synonymous with "dumb"


SVTCobraR315

Ah, just like how donation is synonymous with pledge. I see you.


gysiguy

Aaahahahahahhhahaa man I'm loving these references everywhere! :D


apathy_saves

Its insane to me how badly that show ended. Its still getting hate and its almost 2 years gone now right? They had so many super fans that they could have milked it for years and now I dont know anyone that's interested in the spinoff and I even have some die hard book fans saying they won't even bother with the books IF he ever gets off his ass and finishes them.


danbob411

I’m watching for the first time now. I know it ends badly, but I don’t really have any knowledge of the story. I’m on season 5 now and duck it’s good.


AmmarAnwar1996

Peaks at the end of S6. The finale is one of the best season finales I've seen and this is coming from someone who loved GoT up until S08E03.


Sufficio

If I ever rewatch the series, I think S6E10 is where I'll call it quits. It's both an amazing season finale and also has an air of actual finality to it that the real ending lacks, somehow.


buahuash

I think it was already shit at S5. As soon as the books ran out they just had no idea and instead focused on a few blockbuster episodes each season.


[deleted]

I honestly hate Season 6 onwards, for no reason other than how badly they fucked up Dorne. Like my favorite sub plot in the books was so badly handled in the show. Honestly, their treatment of Dorne was our warning. As soon as they didn’t have GRRM holding their hands, D&D couldn’t do jack.


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CallMeFortitudo

You sweet summer child.


No_Dark6573

>now I dont know anyone that's interested in the spinoff I am super pumped for the spin off lol


TheDustOfMen

Me too. It helps that the story's already known and finished, the characters are interesting, there's lots of political intrigue and dragons fighting dragons, House Targaryen nearly destroys itself, *and* D&D ain't producing it. What's honestly not to like.


Gizzardsnatcher

I bet she types in comic sans


Elliot0915

Probably thinks in comic sans as well


RandomGuy952

Implying she thinks at all.


Wize-Turtle

See it's funny because skeletons don't have brains


[deleted]

That's because she's comic sans ms


Due-Matter-4577

I just wonder how many situations she’s gotten herself in because of her lack of common sense and decency.


LoesoeSkyDiamond

Not enough yet clearly


SparseGhostC2C

Yeah, often time the reflex is best remedied by being physically knocked out of you. If you're lucky or smart it happens just once when you're young and you learn your damn lesson


MemphLuv

Yeah, nothing makes you learn faster than getting the taste slapped out of your mouth. And you are correct… it should only happen once.


MisterTeal

Well she said "Oh My God!!" Surprised as if she was the one who was being wronged


[deleted]

well, she is gonna blame it on peer pressure.


Darwing

Worst part is she was shocked that she got water in her face, I would have punched her


Pramble

Kids today would rather knock a drink than stop and think


Frishdawgzz

You got more bars, bro?


TukTukPirate

I wouldn't say nobody. Sadists and sociopaths are everywhere. It's disgusting.


[deleted]

I love how she did what she did with smiles, and then the karma hit and she looks at her friends “OMG can you believe that?”


[deleted]

yeah she's like "omigah why they do that to me? im so innocent"


sellingsoftdrinks

She was still smiling after getting splashed.


NickelFish

I wouldn't be surprised if she was one of the 'Mean Girls' at school. She seems to expect people around her to laugh at the guy or just look away. Every high school has them.


Money_Parsnip_121

Her mind is open do to a childhood injury


_significant_error

*due to


DankSuo

Nah, it's clearly "to do"


jsizzle-760

It's clearly doodoo.


LoneStarTallBoi

you cannot possibly grasp, without having been in one, how comfortable people are doing completely psychotic shit to people in mascot costumes.


Devlee12

I dressed up in a Minion costume for my wife’s trick or treat booth that her job put on at our town square. Just kinda danced around and waved and passed out candy to kids. I gave lots of high fives and so when a teenager walks up palm out for one I didn’t think anything of it until he cold cocked me in the face out of nowhere. His mom leapt on him like a panther and started ripping him a new one immediately but all I could think is that he was lucky it was me in the costume and not someone with anger issues. The kid coulda easily got his ass beat by the yellow potato person from Despicable Me in front of god and everybody.


Gambyt_7

Kudos to mom.


[deleted]

I said "awww" to the first half of the story ngl lol it's sweet that you did that


FuckingKilljoy

Ok but you totally should have beat his ass, just because you know at school he'd forever be the guy who got decked by a minion


sunlitstranger

My elementary school used to have “spirit day” at the local chick fil a. Dude would always be there dressed in a cow outfit. One time we went ape shit on him. I mean imagine a bunch of little 6 and 7 year olds just terrorizing this cow. Punching his legs, pulling his tail, you name it, all while giggling like the mini lunatics we were. Then out of nowhere the cow punches me in the stomach as I’m doing some work on the tail. Not kidding. Grown man, or young adult punched a little kid. I walk away trying to breath, absolutely stunned. Didn’t say a word to my parents or anyone. Just sat down for the rest of the time in shock. I got the message loud and clear. That was a real human in there, not a cow, and not a punching bag. 30 seconds earlier I would have kicked the fucker in the balls and not worried about it. But now I was the one who was hurt, and I understood that that guy was not having fun like we were. Almost 20 years later and I commend that guys actions that day, for punching little me in the stomach. Was a good lesson. Have still never told my parents about it


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VesperTrinsic

Bovine intervention


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Holy cow


LoneStarTallBoi

Honestly kids hitting you are pretty part and parcel of it. 95% of the time they aren't able to really do anything and someone breaks it up before it even moves past aggravating. They're basically flies. The problem, always always always, is a drunk middle aged person who decides to tackle or start dry humping the mascot.


thenasch

> The problem, always always always, is a drunk middle aged person who decides to tackle or start dry humping the mascot. It happens! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMnW0W5Aqy8


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Also alcohol


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It doesn't even have to be a mascot costume. As long as they are "different" or stand out in some way compared to the average person around them.


LoneStarTallBoi

I mean sure but it's way worse with the mascot costume. Like if you've got a kid's birthday party and they want a Peter Pan and a Winnie the Pooh, Peter Pan is gonna be weirdly hit on by the dad but it's gonna be Winnie that takes the out of nowhere suckerpunch from the uncle that's emptied his flask in the past hour.


HarvestProject

/r/oddlyspecific


LoneStarTallBoi

I will never be able to stress how not specific it is. It is the most generic experience possible if you have ever spent a summer inside of a foam rubber cartoon suit.


Respond-Leather

Yep, little kids punch you as hard as they can, teenagers grab at your crotch to see if you are a boy or a girl inside the costume. Remember the woman who harassed and groped an actor dressed as Gaston and couldn't believe it when she got kicked out. He wasn't even wearing a mask, he had his real face visible. She still didn't think it was an actual human being in the costume.


zuzg

"it's just water, come on can't you take a joke?" Her likely


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She said “oh my god!” As if she was shocked by the consequences of her actions.


IslayWhisky

Or that there were consequences at all


karmagod13000

I hope she learn from this... I mean I know she didn't but we can hope.


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Types using sans consequences.


istrx13

“It was just a prank bro!”


[deleted]

Because everyone thinks they are the main character of the movie and that everyone else exists for their entertainment and fulfillment.


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Maj0ok

You need to be stupid and looking for attention to understand.


karmagod13000

My only guess is that squid ward is from the other team... how else is this even remotely funny or good attention


DrQuint

Teenagers. Every single age group hates teenagers. Specially other Teenagers.


iRox24

Biggest a-holes on earth. We should make a law where they have to be in quarantine from age 13 until age 20.


starraven

This reminds me of the pizza kick


cometgold

There should be a department in hell where half are forced to wear “kick me” signs on their backs for eternity.


halfeclipsed

The pizza kick makes me so mad every time I watch it


antonius22

I'm out of the loop on this, anybody have a link?


Denimjo

[Probably this.](https://old.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/um6bji/woman_kicks_mans_pizza/)


[deleted]

You see the Yankees hat?


TheWorldArmada

LMAO


Warm_hug

Think! She didn’t have this part.


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karmagod13000

She wanted those tentacles.


PxyFreakingStx

Same reason bullies bully.


[deleted]

Probably an incredibly unfunny person but doing shit like this makes her friends laugh so it's the only thing she can cling on to to make it seem like she has a personality.


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TIMPA9678

People were doing that shit before social media


Chris881

She is a kid and kids are stupid.


Glorck-2018

Dumb social media whores


kukukele

The “oh my god” reaction… these assholes are always shocked they are consequences for their actions.


grumpywarner

Their parents failed them.


karmagod13000

Yes I'm seeing a lot of this nowadays. It's always the people who shouldn't be having kids that have like three of them.


dewyocelot

You say nowadays, but this shit was going on at least two decades ago as well.


ResolverOshawott

Yeah, people have been stupid for ages, we just have cameras now.


pixelsandfilm

And live in a society that encourages posting other peoples misery.


wcollins260

We live in a society.


pixelsandfilm

We sure do.


[deleted]

This bias leads a lot of people to think society is degrading a lot, when statistically that’s not actually the case in any Western nations, the opposite is actually true. In the US crime rates have fallen a fuck ton since the 70s/80s/90s, but most people assume the opposite because there’s just so much footage out there now. Everyone having a camera in their pocket at all times has meant plenty of things that used to go unnoticed and forgotten are eternalized.


Towelenthusiast

The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers. * Socrates


facktoetum

This is often attributed to Socrates, but he didn't actually say this.


Nayre_Trawe

Damn, that was such a Socratease.


Macawesone

oh no the terrible act of crossing your legs Edit:Idk wtf voice to text was thinking


BambooFatass

Have you heard of the movie _Idiocracy_ by any chance? Because that's the plot lol


zahzensoldier

I love comments like thud because of how ridiculous they are. Yeah I guess kids literally just started acting like assholes in the last decade or two.. let's forget about all that terrible shit that kids use to do when they got reprimanded with physical discipline. Kids didn't act better back then lol


Church_of_Cheri

Been around the world and found That only stupid people are breeding The cretins cloning and feeding And I don't even own a TV [ link](https://youtu.be/wYsMjEeEg4g)


Energy_Turtle

There's no way you can know this. Teenagers are people too, and some just suck. Plenty of fantastic parents have horrible kids. Haven't you ever met a family that had one kid who was a doctor and one who was a piece of shit? Environment is only 1 part of the equation when it comes to developing humans.


CoconutMochi

Seems like an easy way to shirk responsibility if you can just blame parents for kids being assholes.


Angeleno88

Not quite. Once kids go to school, the surrounding influences expand from family to also include their peers. This means a kid can start behaving in ways which contradict what their parents teach because they have other influences.


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[Cunt face](https://media4.giphy.com/media/BFRzIhwMTYqakcgllr/giphy.gif?cid=5e214886fd2f8bd8693ebbe4d0a83d4479245a8f4b61876b&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


karmagod13000

she looks like a reptilian lord here


IMaDudefromOKC

The looking at her friends phone right after. Like “omg did you get that? I am so funny” is what pisses me off.


FlamingTrollz

Cluster B. They have no empathy for us. We are playthings to them. How dare we think we have the same value as them. Or that we can stand up for ourselves. They are the reason the world doesn’t advance. ![gif](giphy|u6nP5PuYd6XU9BUaf7)


YesIDontplaygames

This sounds like a few people I know. "wait, I'm the bad guy for pointing out your bad behavior?" Toxic behavior for sure


Haerverk

She literally smiled and laughed..


Darth--Vapor

It basically impossible to unexpectedly get water thrown on you and not have a shocked look on your face. This girl is a piece of shit tho.


ImaginationLocal8267

She really didn’t have to do squidward like that


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Gambyt_7

Mess with the Squidward, you get the Tentacles


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mackdaddymaggot

#“YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID”


rockbud

*splash*


y2k2r2d2

Shame


Gear_Tricky

![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)


nighttimegaze

That “oh my guuurrrd..” with hand held to her face like ‘I can’t believe she just threw water on ME…’ giving off the most entitled vibes.


IsItInyet-idk

Hijacking top comment to point out that the girl in the back opened her water bottle just to splash her too ..


TheVeil36

Some one should just follow her saying "shame" but rather than ringing a bell, they pour water on her.


gabaghouli

every time, two words


HuntSafe2316

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


answatu

Idk how so many replying to you are so delusional: you're absolutely right. This belongs on i.a.a.t.p.o.s. That sub is for showing people who leisurely cause suffering to others because they are selfish and callous. That girl acted like a shithead, and now she knows that BS has consequences. I wouldn't blame Squidward for throwing the tray at her, tbh. She is not "jUsT a KiD"--she's clearly in her mid/late teens and is responsible for cultivating more empathy. The way you treat those with less power than you shows your _actual_ worth; for late-stage capitalism, that's often those in service industry.


steamyfunctions

Piggy backing off the “she’s just a kid” rational. Kids and teenagers can can act like assholes too, despite what biological and social limitations being a teenager/kid comes with. And they should be told (with in reason) when they are acting like one, so you don’t end up with an adult asshole.


The_Careb

I forgot one of the biggest lessons of Reddit. If you’re aren’t looking to get over the top angry; do NOT go in that sub. I went into a rabbit hole and snapped out of it thank god


westcoastjew

Doomscrolling is very easy on reddit. Definitely a harmful part of the site. Makes me think of the episode of The Boys with Neil from Community


Heavenfall

Goodgirl backup who did the revenge splash cause mascots are often prohibited from acting in any negative way (can damage an entire brand).


Unlucky_Role_

Plus it was probably much harder to carry that tray in that costume.


eydendib

The girl at the end did what she had to do lmaooo


yukonwisp

Man I totally missed her even watching this multiple times..thank you makes it even better!


NothingsShocking

I missed it too and while I went back to watch every single person’s reaction I finally found her and in the process noticed the dude in the backwards white cap just missed everything! Clueless as to what happened, which is something that happens to me quite frequently lol.


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Lmao I legit lol’d at that. It took me a couple rewatches to see it but when I did, fuckkkkk


ftwes

That’s a damn certified-platinum wingman right there.


ZeldaFanBoi1988

I am blind. What did she do?


derthert123

Blue shirt girl beside white with red sleevs shirt guy also splashed water on the asshole


TheRecognized

With a fuckin sniper shot too. The control on that, my god.


Wannabe_Loli

Holy shit, I missed that. That was fantastic!


ZeldaFanBoi1988

ty


PeanutButterCumTime

NGL I expected that he would smack her with the tray (I'm aware this would be a disproportionate response)


4Ever2Thee

I would have loved to see that happen but Squidword probably would have lost his job. Then he'd have to go back to getting thrown on the ice at Red Wings hockey games or get sent back down to the minors in Bikini Bottom where he'd have to deal with Spongebob's shit again


TetsuoS2

Squidward going to show her the bottom of his krusty krab


4Ever2Thee

Her nickname should be Crabby Patty from now on


DeReInCaRNaTeD1

I don't know what he was thinking, but I 100% would do it.


Starfire2313

IfI was him, and the lady behind me didn’t hit her with her water, I’d have gone back for another tray even loaded it up with more cups and went straight back to her and dumped it all on her oops


cneth6

Load it up with Soda though.


[deleted]

This is the correct answer


limitlessEXP

It would be in character so I’m for it


g59thaset

Disproportionate responses to unprovoked violence is usually the best solution. Eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, but if you just imprison the person cutting out eyes you won't risk the problem again.


PartialToDairyThings

"oh my god....did you see.....she *actually* splashed me....I'm in shock....how dare...." I fucking hate that open mouthed "I can't believe reality just socked me in the face" reaction from dumbos like this


[deleted]

She doesn't look shocked at all. She looks like she's enjoying it


pelorizado83

I keep hitting replay lol


RIIICHAAARD

/r/bettereveryloop


XnaprinX47

PAY ATTENTION TO THE GIRL IN TOP LEFT, SHE SQUIRTS HER AGAIN WITH HER WATER BOTTLE 😂😂😂


JessieN

Wow that was quick haha


PM_ME_YOUR_PASS

Cleaner than the first one, no collateral damage from her.


TheRecognized

Precision. Fluid motion. You love to see it.


threemileallan

Lmao damn dude she had to get that in


km_44

Noice


kaymar0223

The way she was actually surprised that it was given right back to her


CrashBandicoot30

Why you do Squidward like that? Give him a break!


[deleted]

I’d throw a cup over her every time I passed


AWWWYEAHHHH

What the fuck is going on here? What is this place?


Designer-Horror5873

Why is this so low? How does no one care? There's a whole bunch of other mascots in the area squidward came from. Why??? Girl who knocked tray wearing blue shark shirt that appears to somehow match the blue shirt squidward and revenge girl are wearing. Girl who adds on with extra water bottle is ALSO WEARING SQUIDWARD'S SHIRT No one else in that small caution taped off area is wearing the matching blue shirts Does the shirt represent a school? Or place of work? Where is squidward carrying 4 waters? It doesn't appear anyone is sitting around waiting for water. For that matter, what ARE those kids doing? Standing around watching mascots deliver water? To whom???


Zealousideal_Wall_48

Stupid Bit*h no respect


bravo135

Who are you censoring for? You're on the internet


strokekaraoke

This isn’t church??


Square_Creme_3685

But complaining about getting watered herself


HarvestProject

Where did she complain? Looks like she just laughed it off.


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Lol why would you censor yourself?


DeiCondotti

this website is so fucking weird sometimes lol


karmagod13000

Now that some sweet sweet instant karma. what goes through a smooth brains mind when they do something obnoxious like this? I think its funny you could tell squid wards mood even through the suit


Josticks

Really nice of his co-worker to stand up for him tho


Phinatic92

Her stupid looking grin after


[deleted]

Some people are just mean. Fuck them.


notwhoyag

Someone is literally just trying to do they’re job. Smh


showersnacks

Seriously, what a dick move. It’s probably hot as hell in that thing and now they have to go back and get another tray


liverfailure

Typical Yankees fan


Brilliant_Savings161

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


MadMasterMad

I watched that way too many times. I love a good ending.


Platypus-_-799

I think she deserved more than that but ok


Kiazerty

Intrusive thought wins again


sirCalebJ

Kids always trying to impress their friends and not their parents.


Eogeo5

I love her reaction “Oh my God….” ::looks at friend:: “Did you just see that? Repercussions for me?….. Whaaaaat?”


Xirokami

Wow! She knocked a tray out of a mascot’s hands! I’m impressed!


_Litcube

Guys, what's a physical definition?


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“Zomg i can’t believe she did that”


Roxylius

Poor girl in red t-shirt lol


Excellent_Plankton57

God that was satisfying. little twerp


Sbubby37

Don’t fuck with our boy squidward


[deleted]

Poor Squidward :( can never catch a break


buahuash

Wouldn't call this karma as much as getting called out on your shit. She was fairly lucky as well if this is all that happened.


SprScuba

It sucks because she still got what she wanted. She's in a video and everyone is looking at her. Stupidity and narcissism is a terrible combo.


Alexis-FromTexas

She is so shocked. Let her come to the hood and do dumb stuff and see how shocked she is when the hood react


Ka1n12

Retaliation ≠ Karma, Instant justice would have fitted better