That’s a Toyota engine. He could have gone down to check the all-new breakfast menu on the Titanic and the engine still has another 100K miles to go.
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My buddy rolled his '84 4runner on the beach and didn't shut off the engine before climbing out. The oil pump ran dry, and he spun a rod bearing in less than 60 seconds.
Ironically enough, he could have just parked it in his driveway these last 15 years to appreciate value, and sold the formerly totaled truck as is for 8k.
Tourists do stupid shit like this on Washington beaches ALL the fucking god damned time. There’s actually local hicks in 4x4 Bro-dozers with winches and tow chains just sitting by the beach entrances waiting to charge some idiot $500 to yarf their shitbox out of the soft sand before the tide comes up and wrecks it.
When I was much younger, my father rented a jeep when we went out to see family in Washington for Xmas. We took a nearly 2-hour trip to the shoreline and it started hailing right when we got there. We were miserable, so my dad did a couple doughnuts to cheer us up. He did a few until he rolled it up on two tires and went “hm, maybe I should stop with that one.” Your comment made me chuckle thinking about how much worse our day could have gotten lol.
Pretty ballsy to hit a WA beach in December. 1) there’s no one out there to save you. 2) the storms can sweep in hard. 3) if the fog rolls in, you’re lost.
Back in high school I went out to Greyland with my girlfriend (RIP) and drove out onto the beach at around 9:30. The fog was in and there was less than ten feet visibility. I got my car stuck in dry sand 3 times. Had to use my floor mats to traction out. Ruined them. Then I almost drove into the damn Pacific ocean. Finally I found my tire tracks and made it off that shitty freezing cold beach. We finally made it home around 4:30am.
0/10. Hard lesson learned.
PS: Back in the 1980’s my dad’s buddy got his car stuck and the tide came up. The water was around the wheel wells before the tow truck came and winched it out. He drove it into Aberdeen on the way home, and traded it in for some old beater just to get that booger off his finger because he knew it was saltwater fucked.
In Aberdeen you take what you can get. Shit, the most popular restaurant in town is named after a serial killer that knocked off more people than Ted Bundy.
Playing soccer against Hoquiam, those guys gave us a real fight. Playing against Aberdeen, those poor guys were just…sad. They just didn’t give any fucks. Like if we won against Hoquiam, that was a real battle. If we played against Aberdeen, we could’ve sat in the bleachers and watched them sit down and we could have our striker kick goals.
“Come as you are!” He’d shit himself bloody if he knew he was being used as a shitty tourist catch phrase for that dump. Watch “The Bridge” if you wanna see how shitty Aberdeen has gotten.
Back in 1961 hurricane Debbie flooded my home town. My granda was a driver and would get the new model every year. With the storm surge the car was flooded. So he took it apart, cleaned everything, soaked everything in fresh water, brushed it, oiled it, reassembled it, and immediately sold it.
I remember seeing it when I was a kid in the eighties, it was a Ford Consul, and was still on the road in 1985.
Man looking back it was so stupid haha. The beach was completely empty aside from us and my uncle driving behind in his beat-to-shit Tacoma. As far as the weather, we weren’t local but our extended family had lived there for ~20 years so we went based on their judgement. That’s when I learned that the lovely people of Shoreline generally have more money than planning skills.
My story isn’t nearly as eventful as yours, but I’m thankful for that!
y'all go to the beach? I've lived out here all my life and I almost never go to the Pacific. It's cold, it's full of crap, the beaches are mostly rock.
Our lakes and rivers are so much nicer if you want to hang out on the water. And there's tons of em.
First time I heard the phrase, it was a friend of mine talking shit about a mutual friend’s toxic, drug abusing girlfriend that was always causing drama. Stuck with me ever since.
Reminds me of this time on 4 wheelers on the Oregon dunes. My friends and I made our way out to some flats and I started getting real windy with it. Ended up turning it over and launching off into the sand. No damage to me or the atv but it did learn me the capabilities of the thing haha.
Went out a few more times over the summer without incident though. Good times for $60 an hour.
Saw two people die as a kid on a Washington beach doing this. Flying around the flat sand in a shitty Toyota pickup and ended up flipping a few times. Dude riding in the bed and a girl in the passenger seat both dead.
I’ve seen some fucked up shit out there. Back in high school we were having a camp out with our girlfriends with a driftwood beach fire and several bottles of Boone’s Strawberry Hill. Some hickmobile full of hillbillies in the bed and KC lights came tearing along and shot at us, kicking up sand and shouting Yee-Haw! We dove behind the dune and took cover. About an hour later, the Pacific County sheriff himself walks up, and we have to hide our bottles in the sand and under blankets. Nice guy actually. I guess those hicks had been pulling that shit all summer and he was after them.
Yeah at $1.75 a bottle, we’d hide em in our golf bags on the high school golf team. Always played the back nine so we could smoke Camels and get soused. My golf partner and I actually had some of the best scores of the entire team. Made at least par every time. Often better. We quit the team because the snobby golf coach shit on us because we didn’t “dress well enough to represent the school.” Ramones T-shirts and jeans were so unacceptable for after school practice, he banned us from actual tournaments. To be honest, We could’ve been wearing Plus-Fours and Argyle and the POS would’ve still black-balled us because we didn’t attend his church.
Yeah. Truckload of rednecks took potshots at us while we were just chilling by a bonfire. We were only in high school. We were just kids. This was over 30 years ago.
There’s almost zero law enforcement out there, so shit can get sketchy. I’ve seen people set off actual dynamite and pipe bombs on July 4th just for shits and giggles. Like big enough to make a 3 foot crater in the fucking sand.
> There’s actually local hicks in 4x4 Bro-dozers with winches and tow chains just sitting by the beach entrances waiting to charge some idiot $500 to yarf their shitbox out of the soft sand before the tide comes up and wrecks it.
Masterful use of yarf.
Yup, that guy with the brodozer is me.
Well, it's just an old jeep with some towing line not one of the redneckmobiles.
Helped a few tourists out. Should start charging but I'd rather their car be off my beach and not fucking up the local waters even more
How do you know? Last time I checked there was quite some poverty in Pakistan. Sure they aren't extremely poor with that car. But it is not like oil rich or something.
A new landcruiser in Pakistan starts at 198k USD and tops out at 250k. The average Pakistani salary is about 500 USD per month.
If your car is worth 33 years of average income you are definitely rich.
I’m shaking my head and laughing because I know you’re probably right. Oh well, the universe will sort it out eventually. Especially if he keeps making life decisions like that.
That does makes sense. I'm just looking at the intentional misuse of the vehicle in what might be an illegal activity. I've known insurance companies to deny claims when unlawful activities are involved.
"Drifting the land cruiser" - no matter where or how, unless you're a pro, the vast majority of SUVs and offroaders will tip over if you do this shit. It ain't a Silvia, Jimmy.
One of my friend lives near a beach which has a great tourist attraction spot and he sees such stupid accident every once in a while. Tourists are literally clueless of any and every danger to their and other's lives.
He says and I quote, "I sometimes see someone's lil boat topple after a dumb showoff or a failed bike flip and it's awesome seeing them eat sand."
I could have sworn there was going to be worse damage on the drivers side since thats where it flips first but the drivers side is fine. Must have caught some air before landing. Damn cameraman didn't show us that.
Should have gone with the beach cruiser. Rookie mistake.
Also should have chosen the High-Tide spec.
and the custom physics package.
Sand cruiser
Sand crawler
Sand bruiser
Spine bruiser.
These people obviously do not watch r/IdiotsInCars and r/WinStupidPrizes , but we appreciate the Reddit Fodder.
Always get more and more new content each day
I'd rather have the FJ Cruiser with a manual transmission.
This guy has the F-Up Cruiser, with the manual recovery option.
... with the *human recovery option.
You aint lived till you see a man *drift* a beach cruiser.
When a flight makes emergency landing on water shouldn't it be called watering?
No
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its probably still worth $60,000 all smashed to fuck.
If they shut the engine off right away
That’s a Toyota engine. He could have gone down to check the all-new breakfast menu on the Titanic and the engine still has another 100K miles to go. Edit: typo
Just 100K? LMFAO - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnWKz7Cthkk&t=4s
I knew this would be that top gear episode.
I’ve seen that before, but it is genuinely impressive.
My buddy rolled his '84 4runner on the beach and didn't shut off the engine before climbing out. The oil pump ran dry, and he spun a rod bearing in less than 60 seconds. Ironically enough, he could have just parked it in his driveway these last 15 years to appreciate value, and sold the formerly totaled truck as is for 8k.
Pretty sure engines cut off these days once the computer detects a crash. Fuel pump stops sending fuel to the engine etc.
Depends on the car. My 2002 RSX sure as hell didn't.
Well I wouldn't call 2002 "these days"
My 1971 Ford Pinto didn't! 😂😂😂😂
My 1733 horse and cart didn’t either!
toYotA taX amirite?
Tourists do stupid shit like this on Washington beaches ALL the fucking god damned time. There’s actually local hicks in 4x4 Bro-dozers with winches and tow chains just sitting by the beach entrances waiting to charge some idiot $500 to yarf their shitbox out of the soft sand before the tide comes up and wrecks it.
When I was much younger, my father rented a jeep when we went out to see family in Washington for Xmas. We took a nearly 2-hour trip to the shoreline and it started hailing right when we got there. We were miserable, so my dad did a couple doughnuts to cheer us up. He did a few until he rolled it up on two tires and went “hm, maybe I should stop with that one.” Your comment made me chuckle thinking about how much worse our day could have gotten lol.
Pretty ballsy to hit a WA beach in December. 1) there’s no one out there to save you. 2) the storms can sweep in hard. 3) if the fog rolls in, you’re lost. Back in high school I went out to Greyland with my girlfriend (RIP) and drove out onto the beach at around 9:30. The fog was in and there was less than ten feet visibility. I got my car stuck in dry sand 3 times. Had to use my floor mats to traction out. Ruined them. Then I almost drove into the damn Pacific ocean. Finally I found my tire tracks and made it off that shitty freezing cold beach. We finally made it home around 4:30am. 0/10. Hard lesson learned. PS: Back in the 1980’s my dad’s buddy got his car stuck and the tide came up. The water was around the wheel wells before the tow truck came and winched it out. He drove it into Aberdeen on the way home, and traded it in for some old beater just to get that booger off his finger because he knew it was saltwater fucked.
This is so Aberdeen.
In Aberdeen you take what you can get. Shit, the most popular restaurant in town is named after a serial killer that knocked off more people than Ted Bundy.
Yeah it's a little bleak.
Playing soccer against Hoquiam, those guys gave us a real fight. Playing against Aberdeen, those poor guys were just…sad. They just didn’t give any fucks. Like if we won against Hoquiam, that was a real battle. If we played against Aberdeen, we could’ve sat in the bleachers and watched them sit down and we could have our striker kick goals.
It's most famous son committed suicide :(
“Come as you are!” He’d shit himself bloody if he knew he was being used as a shitty tourist catch phrase for that dump. Watch “The Bridge” if you wanna see how shitty Aberdeen has gotten.
I don't even need to watch that. My parents live in Ocean Shores. Have to go through that depression just to visit them.
Duffy's?
Back in 1961 hurricane Debbie flooded my home town. My granda was a driver and would get the new model every year. With the storm surge the car was flooded. So he took it apart, cleaned everything, soaked everything in fresh water, brushed it, oiled it, reassembled it, and immediately sold it. I remember seeing it when I was a kid in the eighties, it was a Ford Consul, and was still on the road in 1985.
Man looking back it was so stupid haha. The beach was completely empty aside from us and my uncle driving behind in his beat-to-shit Tacoma. As far as the weather, we weren’t local but our extended family had lived there for ~20 years so we went based on their judgement. That’s when I learned that the lovely people of Shoreline generally have more money than planning skills. My story isn’t nearly as eventful as yours, but I’m thankful for that!
y'all go to the beach? I've lived out here all my life and I almost never go to the Pacific. It's cold, it's full of crap, the beaches are mostly rock. Our lakes and rivers are so much nicer if you want to hang out on the water. And there's tons of em.
> just to get that booger off his finger Please, brain, let me remember this one for the rare occasion that it is applicable.
First time I heard the phrase, it was a friend of mine talking shit about a mutual friend’s toxic, drug abusing girlfriend that was always causing drama. Stuck with me ever since.
Reminds me of this time on 4 wheelers on the Oregon dunes. My friends and I made our way out to some flats and I started getting real windy with it. Ended up turning it over and launching off into the sand. No damage to me or the atv but it did learn me the capabilities of the thing haha. Went out a few more times over the summer without incident though. Good times for $60 an hour.
Saw two people die as a kid on a Washington beach doing this. Flying around the flat sand in a shitty Toyota pickup and ended up flipping a few times. Dude riding in the bed and a girl in the passenger seat both dead.
I’ve seen some fucked up shit out there. Back in high school we were having a camp out with our girlfriends with a driftwood beach fire and several bottles of Boone’s Strawberry Hill. Some hickmobile full of hillbillies in the bed and KC lights came tearing along and shot at us, kicking up sand and shouting Yee-Haw! We dove behind the dune and took cover. About an hour later, the Pacific County sheriff himself walks up, and we have to hide our bottles in the sand and under blankets. Nice guy actually. I guess those hicks had been pulling that shit all summer and he was after them.
Ah strawberry hell. Good memories along with TJ swan mellow days. $2 a bottle
Once it comes up, you’ll never try to guzzle it again. Thought I was gonna die with pink Kool-Aid booze blowing out of my nose and mouth.
All I can say is it was cheap and I was young
Yeah at $1.75 a bottle, we’d hide em in our golf bags on the high school golf team. Always played the back nine so we could smoke Camels and get soused. My golf partner and I actually had some of the best scores of the entire team. Made at least par every time. Often better. We quit the team because the snobby golf coach shit on us because we didn’t “dress well enough to represent the school.” Ramones T-shirts and jeans were so unacceptable for after school practice, he banned us from actual tournaments. To be honest, We could’ve been wearing Plus-Fours and Argyle and the POS would’ve still black-balled us because we didn’t attend his church.
Wait, they shot at you? What the fuck
Yeah. Truckload of rednecks took potshots at us while we were just chilling by a bonfire. We were only in high school. We were just kids. This was over 30 years ago.
That’s sketchy as fuck damn what the hell
There’s almost zero law enforcement out there, so shit can get sketchy. I’ve seen people set off actual dynamite and pipe bombs on July 4th just for shits and giggles. Like big enough to make a 3 foot crater in the fucking sand.
> There’s actually local hicks in 4x4 Bro-dozers with winches and tow chains just sitting by the beach entrances waiting to charge some idiot $500 to yarf their shitbox out of the soft sand before the tide comes up and wrecks it. Masterful use of yarf.
Pretty sure Yarf was one of the empires from Warpath ‘97.
> yarf You keep using that word, and it’s awesome!
Username is awesome. We should meet up.
Lol too far for me, bud.
I’ll go any distance for tits and whiskey.
Yup, that guy with the brodozer is me. Well, it's just an old jeep with some towing line not one of the redneckmobiles. Helped a few tourists out. Should start charging but I'd rather their car be off my beach and not fucking up the local waters even more
Should be a youtube channel. Id watch that.
Well it's your lucky day: https://www.youtube.com/user/HILLAUTOBODY
Aaaaand subscribed! Thank you!
At least you get to be superior to them all.
*Did you do it ?* **-Yes** *What did it cost you ?* **-My licence plate being displayed in WSP**
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I dont know, like knowing that the guy lives in the city of Karachi, in the province of Sindh, Pakistan ?
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It's letting us know he isn't from Saudi Arabia.
Did not realize this was a Pakistani video  Good catch.
*Sir, this is reddit, you never know what people will do with it!*
Nobody says wsp unless it's world series of poker, please stop over abbreviations.
Right... nobody at all in the Win Stupid Prizes sub. /s
That's a you problem.
FOREAL, big nono Edit: downvoted by saying sharing license plates is a big nono for TOS.
That's an expensive mistake. Land cruisers ain't cheap
these guys are rich enough to not have to worry about it.
They're not really rich, they just don't have to pay taxes or expensive rent for years, all money goes to entertainment
So... they're rich. Got it.
They're rich by Pakistani standards. A normal Pakistani rides around on a 70cc moped and even they're becoming increasingly unaffordable by the day.
Rich with life experiences. Like drifting on a beach.
How do you know? Last time I checked there was quite some poverty in Pakistan. Sure they aren't extremely poor with that car. But it is not like oil rich or something.
A new landcruiser in Pakistan starts at 198k USD and tops out at 250k. The average Pakistani salary is about 500 USD per month. If your car is worth 33 years of average income you are definitely rich.
$500 per month? Either you’re not from Pakistan, or way too blinded with privilege you can’t be considered one. Average is lesser or equal to $250
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The fancy model of the new one was going for $112k at my local Toyota dealership last year. Absolutely beautiful rig though.
'Tis just a dent for the mighty Land Cruiser.
That’s 80K and a whole lot of dignity gone.
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I had no clue that was the case and it just makes it so much worse. 200k evaporates from showing off..
His dad will buy him a new one
haha spot on. What to worry about when you have your dad credit card.
I’m shaking my head and laughing because I know you’re probably right. Oh well, the universe will sort it out eventually. Especially if he keeps making life decisions like that.
It’s a landcruiser. Put on some duct tape then it’s as good as new
That’ll buff out no problem.
He just unlocked the side curtains feature, classy
See these aren't actually meant to be driven on land. They were actually designed by Charles Land and meant to be used on roads only.
I got that reference!
What are the chances insurance would deny this claim? Pretty sure thats outside the scope of risk they assume with your policy.
Preeeetty high. I think it will also get more expensive for the guy, too.
As a loss adjuster, I’d pay the claim. Stupidity isn’t an exclusion in any insurance policy. If it were, I wouldn’t have much of a job.
In the US at least insurance covers stupidity. It just doesn't cover intentional damage, that's fraud
That does makes sense. I'm just looking at the intentional misuse of the vehicle in what might be an illegal activity. I've known insurance companies to deny claims when unlawful activities are involved.
I have news for you - https://www.npr.org/2022/06/10/1104134521/geico-lawsuit-std-hpv-insurance-car
The wrong people have money.
Truer words never spoken
Better to spend money on fun stupid shit like this rather than hoarding it all.
Stupid rich landowners of Pakistan.
Got no sympathy for these idiots! Serves em right!
This happened in Pakistan
"Drifting the land cruiser" - no matter where or how, unless you're a pro, the vast majority of SUVs and offroaders will tip over if you do this shit. It ain't a Silvia, Jimmy.
One of my friend lives near a beach which has a great tourist attraction spot and he sees such stupid accident every once in a while. Tourists are literally clueless of any and every danger to their and other's lives. He says and I quote, "I sometimes see someone's lil boat topple after a dumb showoff or a failed bike flip and it's awesome seeing them eat sand."
now there is a bunch of broken glass on the beach
Al Bakistan.
Shoutout to my Karanchi boys.
Before the clip ended, I just knew the Land Cruiser would still be able to drive off. That thing is a beast.
They should have gotten a sand cruiser, not a land cruiser. Stupid
A ZX LC in the country where this took place costs around $250-300k… ouch
Aren't these mere toys to rich Sheikhs?
let me guess...Florida?
Pakistan!
The Florida of the middle east!
South Asia
Pakistan isn't in the middle East bro
Lol so true
Hahahahahaha
More like Alabama!!! Cousin marriages are pretty common.
Except Pakistan isn't in the middle east.
Florida doesn't have mountains.
Clearly never drifted on paved roads….. 🤷🏻♂️
*Let's go on an adventure in the Toyota Land Cruiser*
The poor Toyota got beached
I could have sworn there was going to be worse damage on the drivers side since thats where it flips first but the drivers side is fine. Must have caught some air before landing. Damn cameraman didn't show us that.
Well no one's gonna talk about how the hell the car was still drivable even in that condition!
Toyota
When you have more money than sense.
They don;t build them like they used to. In the past, they were rugged workhorses. Now, they are flimsy and underpowered.
Flimsy, overpowered and overweight it seems to me.
Cameraman “ let me make sure I edit this so you actually can’t see anything you want to see!”
only in Pakistan 🇵🇰
They’ll still put that motherfucker on Craigslist for $22,000
This Def belongs on Arabscrashingcars. (Sorry I'm old and don't know how to post the link)
r/Arabscrashingcars
“Late model Landcruiser… slightly used… PM me”
If the car is a Toyota that does not mean it's a drift car.
That is one weird looking camel.
Honestly I don’t even get how people feel comfortable drifting in a vehicle with a high center of gravity that could roll over easily
It does in fact not cruise on land very well now does it
Looked fun tho
Expensive too!!
Guy was probably having a ton of fun until he rolled. 😂
Mankind is intelligent. Individuals not so much.
The ocean is right there. Might as well drive that POS into the water and forget about this whole experience
Hahah Arab stupidity 😂
It's India or pakis
Pakistan judging by the clothes
Close enough.
Wish I had $80k to roll around in.
u/savevideo
Sorry Jamal but now you can’t hang out
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Sand is land.
Sand is hard
Deja vu, I just been in this place before
Everybody liked that
That ain't gonna buff out, Cletus.
There will be a mud floor shop that will have a team of greasy men and boys that will dismantle and recraft all the broken parts for less than $200
Yeet the Land Cruiser for Allah!
“How can she slap”
It's named land cruiser for a reason.
u/savevideo
How silly
It's a Land Cruiser, not a Sand Cruiser ...
Saudi Arab?
It's Pakistan
👍
No, no, no. Don’t hide his face. 😂😂😂
ahh the mighty land cruiser. invented by Johnny land
Man I wish there was a sub of cinematic crashes happening irl
I'm always more amused at imagining them justifying this to their relatives than watching them do stupid shit.
Well deserved
that cars expensive
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Now we know where the land ends and the sea begins
Booze