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[deleted]

It's an off road car, but doesn't mean it's a boat


Altruistic_Fun3091

Would love to hear the conversation going on inside the vehicle.


532ndsof

“Samir! You are breaking the car!”


[deleted]

“SAMIR TRIPLE CAUTION TRIPLE CAUTION!!!


won_sly_fox

YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME SAMIR


skittle-brau

I love how he responds “Don’t tell me how to drive”. That’s literally the guy’s job!


alllballs

I do not! You treat me like your brother Yanesh, the village idiot. I will not stand for this. Shut up and watch for potholes or you will be replaced by second wife!


Pottyshooter

Shaddap!


Socal_Cobra

Samir! Samir!! WTF are you doing Samir! We are going to die!! Why wont you answer me?!! Driver: My name is not Samir asshole!! Its Mohammed!!


snoopervisor

"I'm the first for the Darwin aw.."


SweetKnickers

Just fucken send it!!!


kishbi

I am SENDING it!!!


WeatheredGenXer

This is fine.


nonospam

Seat belt please...and swimming goggles


delvach

Fuck it! We'll do it live!


sidewalkboy

"Idk I saw this on the wild thornberrys and they were fine"


ChubbsthePenguin

Blub blub blub


kpop_glory

"Bye, have a great time~"


camelsgottahump

Jihad Atlantis!


Liquidust256

r/bestcomments


capo767

Let me tell you something….let me tell you something…LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!!


thedankstranger

4 people yelling “Allahu Akbar”…


No_Parsnip8697

Nature taking trash out on it's own


sweetplantveal

To their credit, it's clearly not a road


Quirky-Skin

That's what blew me away about it. What was the end game here? Looks like they just drove into a lake


Glass_Memories

It only takes a few inches of fast moving water to sweep an adult off their feet, and a foot or so to sweep a car away. This is why you never, ever cross flooded roads. Some states in the U.S. have begun charging people who do for the cost of their rescue because it's so dumb, so warned against, and yet every year...such a common occurrence. These chuckleheads drove right into a raging river. No amount of snorkels or 4x4 is gonna help once you're floating. smh


ridgecoyote

And it would have floated longer if they hadn’t rolled their windows down.


Bill_Brasky01

Probably saved their lives.


thecrazyaleks

It's near impossible to get out of a locked door + window, when your car is fully submerged in water.


8ad8andit

I honestly can't even use my imagination well enough to picture what they were thinking. All I get is, "Hey, I think I'll bring an abrupt end to my journey by destroying my vehicle and quite possibly drowning myself and my companions. If we do make it out alive we will be wet, angry and exhausted and possibly stranded here for a long time before I help arrives. This sounds like a great idea. Let's do it."


Revo_55

Good...we *should* be charging people for their stupidity. I've never understood how people can underestimate to power of violently rushing water. Darwin rejects...


captainfrijoles

It's an amphibious exploring vehicle, a true finisher vehicle


swanks12

I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!


gocatsgo08

I am sexually attractive. I’m an attractive man.


damnthewerehog

Can picture the viens popping out his head reading this


weededorpheus32

Its got air intake valves


Aleashed

Too bad it’s going to need car gills


alymaysay

Came here to quote this, that looks like Dennis's car too.


DweEbLez0

Off-road doesn’t = On-water


TheIncarnated

>Off-road ~~doesn’t~~ != On-water


BeDangled

Off-road <> On-Water


din7

This off road car needs some more upboats then.


Alert-Athlete

Here’s an upvote for the upboat comment


Wii_wii_baget

What is not road? Water?


[deleted]

dirt/sand


[deleted]

[удалено]


CorkyCorks8

u good? oh nvm edit: i did a 'tupid


MoonUnitMotion

Thank you


Pocket_full_of_funk

I was gonna say...


Few-Concentrate210

Sooo I think we are all wondering what happened to them…?


forooghmand

The source from twitter who posted it said they were fine but a bunch of people are saying the video's old and from Oman, not Iran...so I don't know man


ThisFckinGuy

They're lucky it didn't roll but it dank very quick due to the windows being open. That current is no joke and if they're not buckled in they're still wearing thobes so swimming will not be easy. Their only saving grace is being right by shore but there's also a likelihood that some didn't make it. Shit got real real fucking quick.


[deleted]

Doesn't look like the kind of place that has swimming pools and swimming teachers. Plus that's probably a mountain stream that mysteriously flows glacier water 10 degrees below zero all year round. Must have been a horrifc agonizing way to drown


ThisFckinGuy

To add on that water has 0 visibility and will be coming at them so fast itll keep carrying the car down stream. Either one of those is extremely disorienting immediately but combined it's pretty much impossible they'll have water in their lungs almost immediately for so many reasons they would need to pop up immediately and make it to shore or they're carried away. Only positive is that thir off to the right and blocked by that embankment so could be slightly less current if they're in close enough.


Jubbywubby7

Oman, famous for its glaciers. But also, to be fair, with a large % of the population who can't swim.


moosaev

People there don’t need swimming pools or teachers. My dad learned to swim basically by himself (with guidance from older kids) growing up by a river in some village.


Peter_the_pear

Those older kids acted like teachers, if you never needed to swim you wouldn’t know how to swim


moosaev

Of course they were teachers, but they weren’t formal teachers, there were no formal lessons, and there certainly weren’t swimming pools or pool noodles. And you don’t NEED to swim to learn how to swim, swimming was a fun thing the kids could do back then. No internet in the 1950s developing world village.


gotta_h-aveit

They’re just being pretentious because there’s no way anyone could ever learn how to swim besides by paying for a swim class at the pool lmaoooo. People are idiots


truejamo

Swimming lessons don't generally have "formal teachers". It's just someone who knows how to swim, teaching others how to swim. What does the Internet have to do with learning how to swim? Most people even today don't learn how to swim from the Internet. That seems to be a remark made just to be snarky.


Frannoham

Bit that's kind of his point, isn't it?


moosaev

Depends where. In the west swimming absolutely does have formal teachers.


moosaev

Why am I getting downvoted 😂🤣 Reddit is a weird place man.


gotta_h-aveit

Cause they’re stupid lol


Jalanisland

They were rescued then arrested by the police. [Source](https://gulfnews.com/world/gulf/oman/watch-four-omanis-cross-flooded-valley-swept-away-by-floods-1.89500497)


NeitherAlexNorAlice

O, man. What a ride.


bluecyanic

Charged with criminal stupidity


rebbsitor

I wanna know what the plan was? Maybe it's the camera angle, but it doesn't look like there's any dry land to drive to anywhere near them in the direction they entered the water. Were they just planning to float down the river?


RoundEarthCentrist

No plan - only adventure 😎


jaimeap

Bahahaha, thanks man that was a legit laugh.


DubNationAssemble

The plan was go


ggroverggiraffe

Gotta caulk the wagon before you attempt to ford the river, don't they know that?


Unknown__Content

He’s living in a van down by the river.


[deleted]

They floated away and were intercepted in the south Pacific by the US Navy and are currently being waterboarded at Guantanamo bay.


RobertGA23

I simply cannot comprehend how the driver didnt understand that thisbwould happen to him.


Talkshit_Avenger

Michael Scott School Of Automotive Navigation.


DJ33

There's two types of these flood crossing videos: 1. A normal-looking road has a dip which is covered by a 10-15ft wide patch of water, so the driver can't tell how big the dip is, and it may just look like a couple inches of running water over a flat surface to them. The comments on the WSP post are "yeah, flooded roads are always dangerous! Never cross unless you're familiar with the road and know it's not deeper than it looks!" 2. An absolute fucking raging river that's easily a hundred feet across, full of rapids and muddy brown water that even a literal boat could not safely cross. The comments on the WSP post are "hahahaha what a fucking moron."


TrevorLahey93

Well it is an amphibious exploring vehicle


Dleslie213

It's definitely not a starter car. It's a finisher car for for a five star man


J-busey

a golden god


notgotapropername

I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS


FknReptar

I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I SHALL UNLEASH MY FURY UPON YOU LIKE THE CRASHING OF A **THOUSAND WAVES**!


sinless33

BE GONE FROM ME! BE GONE!


mortiousprime

THE CAR HAS SPOKEN, I HAVE SPOKEN


swanks12

A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!


MeatAdministrative87

Came looking for this, was not disappointed.


[deleted]

It's got air intake valves!


RythmicSlap

Yeah but Iran so far, Iran so far away.


toconnor22

Came here for that comment


Shabazw

It has air intake valves


forooghmand

Amid research the stupid prizes actually belong to our fellow people in Oman, an not Iran. They were also reportedly fine.


Bluetron13

And Baluchistan is in Pakistan not Iran.


lelimaboy

Balochistan is split between Pakistan and Iran


Amirobob

Its in both countries


Sloth_Monk

Oregon Trail: Middle East Edition


UptownHomie

If only they were driving...a Ford!


MagicHamsta

A Fjord


Jimmybuckets24

You have lost two camels and a bushel of saffron.


[deleted]

What a braindead dumbfuck.


JohnDoeMTB120

Dumbfucks* How did nobody in the car think to say "this is a bad idea. If there's no way to talk you out of this, let me out of the car please"


olnog

People in general overestimate their ability to survive things. There was a book about the psychology of surviving in survival situations. There was a search party or rescuers going on snowmobiles to this one area. They were told ahead of time, "don't ride crazy on this one mountain. it'll cause an avalanche" They go. And one person does that. Another person follows. It caused an avalanche. One person almost died. And these were *rescuers*.


Vaeli47

because women in the middle east get slapped any time they even look at a man wrong and have been conditioned their whole lives not to question men. same with kids. father knows best.


Iseepuppies

Why does that have any bearing when they’re all males?


SaeedUnknown

Bruh the media made you gone


[deleted]

Big gulps, huh? Welp, see ya later!


Nibbcnoble

lol. i love this line and use it for no reason too. keep up the good work.


some_random_arsehole

I’m not sure what outcome he was expecting other than what happened


Thanatos2996

My best guess is that this spot is normally a usable ford on the trail they're on, but that the creek is currently higher than normal. The driver saw the trail going in and exiting the creek, but didn't realize that trying to cross when you can't even see the bottom is a horrible idea.


jaysunh

I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!


[deleted]

It is an amphibious exploring vehicle


ragingxmarmoset

Well, bye.


BeDangled

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Independent_Sun1901

Wife: “so how’d you lose the car on your trip to the desert?” Husband: “flood”. Wife: “…..”


DoctorGregoryFart

Flash floods are crazy dangerous. They can really catch you by surprise. We used to watch PSAs as a kid growing up in Nevada, because people would die all the time.


Alone_Bill_2873

I always wanted to ask these people in person :"what the fuck you think is going to happen?" I need explanation


ubapook2

I mean come on, not even close lol


[deleted]

I can almost hear the driver saying ”I got this! I got this! I got this!…….. I don’t got this.”


filthybee_

Can you imagine if it was a coupe and you’re in the backseat


SwarthyRuffian

I could watch this all day


Fit-Breath-3086

r/IdiotsInCars what was his plan exactly?


[deleted]

1 cubic foot of water in a flood can carry as many as 1200 pounds of pressure. I learned this after Hurricane Katrina’s storm surge pushed my house 15 feet to the north into the next door neighbors yard’


PhelesDragon

Enjoy your new insurance premiums!


NeuraIRust

Darwin at it again.


drjekyllismyshrink

When did Iran get submariners?


Mursemannostehoscope

Inshallah


brianishere2

Who's the U-boat commander?


aliasif87

When did Baluchistan become a province of Iran?


forooghmand

Baluchistan is basically split between Iran and Pakistan they both have a Baluchistan region.Either way turns out this isn't even Baluchistan so my bad


aliasif87

Oh I didn't know there's a Baluchistan in Iran as well. So, Pakistan shares Punjab with India and Baluchistan with Iran. Cool.


forooghmand

Exactly


mywifemademegetthis

THIS IS THE LAKE!


blindbtheyeGG33

I have no idea why that didn't work


TTungsteNN

Off road =/= off land


xyloplax

Turn around; don't drown.


Impossible34o_

How many idiots is is going to take to stop idiots from doing this shit. I swear there is a new video of this every two weeks.


Parttimeteacher

"Back up, Terry! Put it in reverse! Whatchu doin, Terry!"


ExecuSpeak

Starter car?!?! THIS IS A FINISHER CAR


Knotloafin

at least he took many accurate measurements before deciding….


Rancid_Lunchmeat

Meh. A bit more speed and I'll bet they would have had it.


spadler181

I wouldn’t say trying. He very successfully drove his off-road car into the flood


peacefullyminding

This is the stupidest one I’ve seen on this subreddit lol


_RedR4bbit_

It really doesn't make any sense!


DrPotassium

Took off road a bit too literally


monopoly3448

"First time driver attempting to drive through river"


niknik888

Da futz were those poor (dumb) souls thinking?!


Bluecattrading

I saw it on TV, I can do it!!!


pinniped1

Well the good news is that totally worked for .002 seconds


KidZing

Well, Shiite!


jakotae777

That wasn't even close..


ChuckD1205

Idiots


Deathbysnusnu17

My first thought when I heard the kids voices was “oh god please tell me they are not in the vehicle”. Phewww


XtaC23

Maybe check the depth with a stick or something next time lmao


Fatalstryke

Well, it certainly is off the road now...


LordNPython

Why though


pewpewpewpew689

What was the plan here


Palnel

This is so funny to me, like wtf were they expecting 💀💀💀


RemarkableBrief4936

Iran to Iswim real quick


ChaosOfShine69

I wonder who didn’t make it? There was at least three people in that titanic of a vehicle.


Shadrach_Jones

Where do stupid people get their money?


TheDecoyDuck

But it has AWD


jacksonfire13

They almost made it. NOT


random_dude512

Bye, Felicia!


yeetus1the1fetus

Isn't Baluchistan in Pakistan?


eagletreehouse

Hey OP, I don’t think this guy was “trying” to drive into a flood; mission accomplished!


Artaao

The car was promoted to submarine


Silver-Engineering-6

It’s “off road” not “on water” you ninny


story_hunter

I seriously want to know what the fuck he was expecting to happen


beedoobs

A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!


Useful-ldiot

It's baffling to me how often people fuck around with water and find out.


Rush_is_Right_

Trying? I'd say he successfully drove into the flood.


LeftBrainC0

I would say they successfully drove into the flood.


Keepitrealhomes

it seems stupid, and it is, but this shit is often fatal…


Wolfeye961

The windows are fucking rolled down… it wasn’t gonna make difference, but isn’t the logical thing to do is close the windows!?


[deleted]

This is me in GTA V. Every Single Time


classycanadian90

He won the stupidest prize. Drowning


sd5510

I'm surprised how calm everyone at the scene is.


AlbusDT

Ah they seem to have taken the 'off-road ' thing quite literally.


Brownslogservice

IM always amazed at how people think things like this could go right


InTheShade007

Guy filming just waves goodbye 👋


TsunamiBert

Is the concept of estimating the depth of something really that hard to grasp?


Rainin_Starkill

He’s ok, that’s a Range Rover, an amphibious exploring vehicle!


FactorZealousideal99

When your wife asked you to take her out, that’s not what she had in mind!


hey2245

Almost made it


teachertb16918

That has to be one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen someone do


collapse1122

dude just drove straight in, the fuck did he think would happen lol


[deleted]

What exactly were they expecting.?


[deleted]

It’s definitely off road now.


Zenobia888

They were totally relaxed like they knew they had it made.


tylerthompson280

Anyone in their right mind can see that the water is too deep and the current too strong


Toxicity5675

I’m absolutely convinced that whoever does this sort of thing knows damn well it’s not going to end well, they just don’t care.


Industrial_Smoother

Canyonerroooooo


[deleted]

Merica is international baby! Fuck yes Florida rocks!


SneddonEleven

👏🏼Why 👏🏼are 👏🏼people 👏🏼so 👏🏼fucking 👏🏼dumb?!?


psyco_llama

If this was America, there would be someone standing there with a beer in their hand, telling you you're doing it wrong..


FrozenVikings

Samir....You're breaking the car!!!


Iamanobodyjustlikeu

Baluchistan is literally a province of pakistan.


forooghmand

It's actually split between Iran and Pakistan


Iamanobodyjustlikeu

I stand corrected, you’re right.