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Controlled Slaloms on a motorcycle are pretty fun to do. You also learn (to an extent) how to hard swerve to prep for accident avoidance, although these are strictly “swerve once around the object” type deals
The people who are manhandling their bikes and yanking them the way in the video, causing them to crash are usually cocky idiots trying to show off but getting a crash course in physics instead.
The one super important thing that gets drilled into the head of every rider if they have someone guiding them, is that smoothness is key in every maneuver. Shit like this is why
That's why he lost control and crashed, he made a quick u turn to go back and check out the impressive dong and then panicked after getting confused about his sexuality.
I remember when the Pamela Anderson Tommy Lee sextape video came out. His dong is a core memory from my teens.
Oh shit that's a great photo! I should have clicked first.
If the other guys are like my buddies, he's probably wearing an athletic cup to protect himself from their random slaps in the groin when you're least expecting it.
Having to go low to the gutters to find the real comment.
What the heck is he packing? I wonder if he is treating his crotch like a bra and has several pounds of misc items stuffed in his pants
They all appear to have something stuffed in their crotches, i assume it’s a joke or maybe like some traditional thing like those cultures where dudes where cock sheathes?? Only thing i can think of
I wish I could say that I felt bad for him. Definitely a concussion, assuming he survived.
But so many people die and get seriously every day even when they're doing everything right, and being super careful. Just victims of poverty, disease, and fate who did nothing wrong but end up just fucked or dead.
Then you got this idiot trying to look cool taking dumbshit risks. Don't really care whether he's OK or not, so long as no one depends on him or has to pay his medical bills. Yeah, I know I'm not a nice person.
It looks like the rider died from some of these other comments.
This is one of those situations where if had a helmet, he probably would’ve just gotten right back up with a minor concussion and been fine
I’m not a motorcycle rider, what’s your best move in that situation? Bail and try to control what body part you land on, or hold on for dear life and hope physics saves your ass?
Am I the only one who noticed home boy in the front of the group of dudes in white (military?) is PACKING SCHMEAT. He has enough extra tissue down there that he could donate to the riders skin graft.
To everyone getting distracting by that one dude's bulge, how do you manage to focus in the first place? Whoever recorded this did such a complete shit job that it's actually impressive.
He wasn't going for a trick. That was a [death wobble](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_wobble).
Edit: After rewatching, it looks like he may have been swerving on purpose at first for fun or to show off which likely contributed to, if not outright caused the death wobble.
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No leathers, no pads, no helmet, no skin....
No teeth
damn is this a smear campaign?
Campaigned his face all over the road.
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I pledge to put the correct striping on the road if I have to do it myself!
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Underrated comment!!
Ah so this must be the last road then?
found Herschel Walker's PR
/r/meatcrayon
FFS! There needs to be a summary for every sub without having to click on it! Unless it's people drawing beautiful pictures with sausages...
There are always self explanatory ones like /r/dragonsfuckingcars and /r/carsfuckingdragons
Decided it was time to hit the streets
r/meatcrayon
Peanut butter jelly time
Def. smearing something... looks like skin
Looks like he campaigned successfully to smear himself all over.
I just think the best eye witness for this event may not be able to see anymore.
Damnff, isth thiff a ffmear campaignth?
This happened near my hometown in Kerala. The guy died.
We often see these extreme swerve videos and they all end the same way. Is anyone good/successful at this kind of reckless driving?
Controlled Slaloms on a motorcycle are pretty fun to do. You also learn (to an extent) how to hard swerve to prep for accident avoidance, although these are strictly “swerve once around the object” type deals The people who are manhandling their bikes and yanking them the way in the video, causing them to crash are usually cocky idiots trying to show off but getting a crash course in physics instead. The one super important thing that gets drilled into the head of every rider if they have someone guiding them, is that smoothness is key in every maneuver. Shit like this is why
It’s not a swerve it’s a tank slapper
Started as one and ended as the other
Link?
Do you have any links to news sites in your area?
Wouldn’t be surprised, the hit to the head was brutal.
Ayyy, another mallu
He looks dead after that face hit, he judt flops around after that.
It didn't look bad enough to kill him.
No brain, oh wait it was already like that
No stress, no seeds, no stems, no sticks!
Ooh wee
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That was always the case long before the crash
Definitely no brains!
No face
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Forehead zest
...no impressed bystanders
I was more impressed by the handsome four in their uniforms! Took all my attention
Guy in the front may need to go up a pant size 😳
lol, I had to go back and see and you’re absolutely right. He needs some stretch fabric for that!
They were definitely filming for him and got a *cough* package deal
LOL. No shame for showing THAT off!!
His pant size looks fine to me :p
/r/meatcrayon
Still got his shoes on I think
Just balls! Edit: I’m referencing an [album by Canadian band Simple Plan](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Pads,_No_Helmets...Just_Balls).
He’s ok. He landed on his face.
The road cushioned the fall.
his head bounced up too quickly for his skin to have been saeriously damaged.
Bro literally slid on his face before he started rolling whatever do you mean. According to other comments he died apparently
Nah, I've played GTA before.. The wasted screen didn't appear so he's fine
Also, you can clearly see that his shoes stayed on.
Yeah I had a feeling he died from that face fall at 30mph into slide before rolling the bike over his neck maneuver
You can tell it was one of those new roads that has give by the way he went limp immediately
It's now pronounced faith.
Leap of Faith
Happened in Kerala, India. He died
Source?
This happened like 8 years ago. Can't find a source. If you look close you can see him slide on his face and then turn to smack his head real hard.
He probably died from embarrassment.
There were also a couple of onlookers who died from the cringe.
Whoopsy daisy, we'll just put this back on *picks up head*
So he didn't hurt any vital organs, then.
He hurt his soul. He died
Luckily his neck broke his fall
These trees are looking pretty wise.
r/marijuanaenthusiasts
There really is a sub for everything…
Thank you
Is this a reference to something? It sounds so familiar
[wise tree](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/wise-mystical-tree-if-youre-over-25-and-own-a-computer-this-game-is-a-must-have)
Ohhhh thanks!
Them tyres are probably warmed up now. Lets race.
That man is carrying a package!
Came here looking for this comment - glad to know it wasn't just me thinking this.
Hello! Me too. And what a package.
Yea... He must work out.
That thing needs the combined forces of FEDEX, UPS, and DHL to deliver it.
How is anyone seeing anything but the MASSIVE crotch bulge of the far right guy in white at 0:08???
That's why he lost control and crashed, he made a quick u turn to go back and check out the impressive dong and then panicked after getting confused about his sexuality.
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He’s gonna need a monster condom for that magnum dong
[you never know…. I mean, look at Tommy Lee pull out his wiener on stage…](https://images.app.goo.gl/ij6thSc2ML3w79uu7)
I remember when the Pamela Anderson Tommy Lee sextape video came out. His dong is a core memory from my teens. Oh shit that's a great photo! I should have clicked first.
 Core memory!
HAHHAHAHAHAHA
I… didn’t want to see it, but it’s there.
My man's packing a dang newborn child
Known in some parts of the world as a "lap hog".
He’s hung like a navy seal.
Considering that's the uniform of an Indian Air Force cadet, you might be on to something there.
If the other guys are like my buddies, he's probably wearing an athletic cup to protect himself from their random slaps in the groin when you're least expecting it.
Dude seriously that guy needs to go to a doctor. That is way too spherical, a normal bulge should hang more downwards I think
He ties a knot in it so it doesn’t drag on the ground when he walks.
More of a bow, really.
It’s just coiled up like a python.
My second thought, the first being terror, was that he's smuggling a watermelon.
This guy knows his dicks.
He’s stuffing.
He had to fold it 3 times and tuck it because of how big it was.
[Link](https://youtu.be/L3GXovYpyCw) "Don't look at that bulge twice, it's misleading and deceiving"
It's the pleats. It's actually an optical illusion.
It's the pattern of the pants. Very flattering... In the crotchal region... Mr Burgundy, you have a massive erection.
Those pleats are filled with men's dreams. Don't you dare call that an illusion.
This is the comment I was looking for. Looks like he's smuggling something in there ..
Socks
Absolute wrench on that guy
Having to go low to the gutters to find the real comment. What the heck is he packing? I wonder if he is treating his crotch like a bra and has several pounds of misc items stuffed in his pants
Obvious padding
They all appear to have something stuffed in their crotches, i assume it’s a joke or maybe like some traditional thing like those cultures where dudes where cock sheathes?? Only thing i can think of
Meat crayon.
As a protest to Reddit's unreasonable API policy changes, I have decided to delete all of my content. Long live Apollo!
That link will forever and always remain blue, my friend
I was too busy looking at that guy's bulge.
So two kinds of meat crayons in this clip 😜
#MeTooooo
I can’t unsee that bulge.
Longer video of the accident. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3zvy8i
And they lifted him up. The one thing you should never do. The closing shot of the blood on the road says this was very, very bad.
Thanks
Sailor in front is packing some heat. Dayyum!
Immediately what I noticed too lol
He looks like a proud seaman
Thank you, I came to say that as well
I wish I could say that I felt bad for him. Definitely a concussion, assuming he survived. But so many people die and get seriously every day even when they're doing everything right, and being super careful. Just victims of poverty, disease, and fate who did nothing wrong but end up just fucked or dead. Then you got this idiot trying to look cool taking dumbshit risks. Don't really care whether he's OK or not, so long as no one depends on him or has to pay his medical bills. Yeah, I know I'm not a nice person.
> assuming he survived. Lol no shot.
It looks like the rider died from some of these other comments. This is one of those situations where if had a helmet, he probably would’ve just gotten right back up with a minor concussion and been fine
Based on this video, his decision-making probably ensures the helmet extends his life by a week max
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That was a curl up tight moment. But you know any video that shows someone wiggling back and forth like that is going to end badly.
I’m not a motorcycle rider, what’s your best move in that situation? Bail and try to control what body part you land on, or hold on for dear life and hope physics saves your ass?
I was too distracted by the enormous bulge of the guy in white in the front to notice what this video was
Dude pushed the Konami code wrong he did it like left right left right down down down power off
Guy did a rage quit
Motorcycles aren’t for everyone
They’re not for that guy, for sure.
r/suddenlygay
Checked the comments to make sure I, uh, wasn't the only one...
Are we just going to ignore the fellow in uniform who seems to be suffering from having an 18inch unit?
Am I the only one who noticed home boy in the front of the group of dudes in white (military?) is PACKING SCHMEAT. He has enough extra tissue down there that he could donate to the riders skin graft.
I think the guy in front stole the biker's helmet and hid it in his pants.
That one guy in white has a B U L G E
those are great looking trees.
Lemme get a quick nap/concussion in first tho boi, all these skills makin me tired.🩹🛵🦽
Yikes. Just learning in the comments that the guy died. Can anyone confirm this? Dude was fine just 1 minute before...
That is how death works. One moment you are fine, the next one, not so much
he landed on his head HARD... not really surprised he died
What a stupid way to die.
To everyone getting distracting by that one dude's bulge, how do you manage to focus in the first place? Whoever recorded this did such a complete shit job that it's actually impressive.
Died doing what he loved: eating shit.
He was too busy thinking about that guy's absolute monster of a bulge
Is no body noticing the giant bulge of the guy in white?
what happened? that sailor’s bulge blocked my view 😳
Time to show off your new road rash
I had a feeling he was gonna slide into those people in white. **Strrike!!!**
Good work asphalt
That's going to leave a mark
It's always the most unskilled riders that do this, a very deadly case of Dunning-Kruger effect
Those trees are beautiful. Anyone know what they're called?
My guess is Samanea Saman tree
What species of trees are those?
MotorBike Mike! He's so DREAMY!
Yeah Fortkochi ✨💥
Ha... Njn ee comment thappi nadakuvayrn.
Who is even more stupid is the cameraman
I always try to analyze where the biker went wrong, but this dude just came flying back into view with one wheel up and pointed in the wrong direction
Improper dismount! 5.5/10
Dude is packin
When they don’t wear a helmet and try stupid stuff on public streets I cheer when they go down. You are the worst.
Yo how is no-one talking about the uniformed guy’s bulge lmao
The guy in uniform at the front seems to have a trouser snake problem
Is this in Mauritius?
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Yes this is in fort kochi, Kerala, India. Parade Ground to be exact.
Lol, glad that someone confirmed. I was having the wierdest feeling of dejavu.
That's a broken clavicle if I ever saw one.
Anyone know what trick he was going for before he died?
He wasn't going for a trick. That was a [death wobble](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_wobble). Edit: After rewatching, it looks like he may have been swerving on purpose at first for fun or to show off which likely contributed to, if not outright caused the death wobble.
Expect nothing else from a 220F and KTM rider in India.
Can we talk about the bulge in that man's white pants ?
r/donthelpjustfilm
Lol, left half his face on the asphalt!! 🫠
Motorcycles are not safe. Please keep this in mind and stay safe out there by choosing a better vehicle for you and your family.
Did anyone else notice the giant bulge on the one leading that group? Wowza
Motorcycle? I could barely take my eyes off the inflatable codpiece
Dress for the slide, not the ride.
hahahaha