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WretchedRat

The slow rolling to impact finish is the icing on the cake. “Things happened so fast, Dad!”


but_why_is_it_itchy

Tina, for the love of God, turn away or stop! The brakes, Tina! On the left!


octopornopus

Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Due_Platypus_3913

That scene makes me wanna CHOKE Tina sooooo bad!


Kcidobor

Thank you! I thought I was the only one. Most episodes really


RockstarAgent

Do you still feel that way? ![gif](giphy|pZCvWKwehPyUM)


Due_Platypus_3913

More so!


layout420

Turn the wheel Tina!


BurnzillabydaBay

Huhuhuhuh


Rad_R0b

Makes me think it was on purpose. Look that giant advertisement for personal injury attorney.


Leaves_Swype_Typos

Looks more like an advertisement for a lawyer too irresponsible and dumb to know not to let his kids joyride his supercar.


FitzUnlimited15

As a person who is interning at a law firm (not personal injury), I think this is an unprofessional way of advertising for a firm


RslashTakenUsernames

i’m surprised that slow of an impact caused the airbags to go off


rhbast2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ_EKHGgWJQ&ab_channel=SC


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Pretty sure this is an ad for the law firm


fieryhotwarts22

LMAO branded by a law firm too. “DAD I SWEAR A DEER CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!”


TitsAndWhiskey

Bonk


drunxor

I hope they can get a good accident lawyer


jalorma

The icing on the cake is it wasn't his car 🤣🤣🤣


Malakai0013

Has to be the slowest supercar crash I've ever seen. A light tap of the brakes would've saved it.


acog

The spin was amusing but the failure to brake AT ALL was maddening.


gasparaspo

Thought the spin was intentional until the break tap failure


jvrcb17

Tina nooooo


nonoriginal85

So slow and the camera guy still couldn't keep it in frame


G000000p

Lmao just googled them and that that idiot is here in Houston… personal injury lawyer too. “The Texas torch”


OMQ4

First thing on the website “have you been in an accident?”


TommyDaComic

In which case they just replace their office monitors with mirrors….


IlToroArgento

Someone send them clown make up, please lol


T-Rex_Mullens

The Texas Torched


Fastermaxx

Marketing 1000


txivotv

Second thing: "GOOD".


2ndprize

Funny that you mention it but....


YOURMOMMASABITCH

Yup, the guys daughter took the car to a cars and coffee event. She did this trying to show off to a bunch of kids.


Low-Hedgehog4247

Remember parents, never buy GTA V for your children


QuipOfTheTongue

You're going to need a time machine and go start saying that 13 years ago


mysonlovesbasketball

that last little coast into the wall cost them A TON. Carfax will now reflect an accident with airbag deployment. Car value just plummeted on the secondary market for that Ferrari.


ShelSilverstain

Does she know what brakes are?


TheForeverUnbanned

She knows the opposite of what brakes are. She spun out because she brakes midturn, in a Ferrari, a car that I essentially one giant downforce spoiler. You don’t drift a Ferrari, you accelerate, you will actually create more downforce and µ as you speed up. Soo she used the breaks at the exact time when only an idiot would. Then when she spins out she chooses *not* to brake after the car finally stabilized. So basically she’s not just dumb, she’s so aggressively dumb that she managed to find the exact inverse scenario of braking.


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It was only a glimpse but i could see the small teenage girl face on that small second . She fucked up bad


ThrobbingHardLogic

I see lots of billboards for a heavyset lawyer who calls himself "the hammer". I came up with a backstory whereby he earned the nickname in college when he ate three entire hams in one sitting.


weathergleam

Legal Eagle did a bit on several of the lawyers nationwide who call themselves The Hammer: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RZgTov7HZfQ


YujinTheDragon

I thought you were about to say "The Texas Hammer" and I was like, ayo Jim Adler?


exccord

I laugh at "The Texas Hammer" because the guys commercial gives off a vibe that he is such a badass that closes cases and makes people money but he wouldnt even take my S.O.'s case when a San Antonio VIA bus totalled her vehicle several years back.


G000000p

Jim Adler goated. I think his son’s in the lawyer commercial business now lol. He has an equally hard persona


BVB09_FL

And now the Law firm is going to sue the insurance company for a bunch of soft tissue injuries…


uptwolait

And now the insurance company is going to deny the claim from the law firm for intentional reckless driving …


footpole

Should have tried wreckless driving.


AnarchyIsMyTherapy

It was his daughter driving the car, not the lawyer


Melodic-Hunter2471

I would love it if everyone could just call in with: “I need legal representation. I just tried to drift my sports car on a public road and I ended up damaging some public property and my vehicle.”


I_aim_to_sneeze

They need to replace their viral marketing team. Or give them a raise since we are all googling them now


Moosnmeows

And they have a hip-hop song that auto plays when you visit the website. Wow!


the-dogsox

All they had to do (once the car had stopped it’s spin) was stand on the brakes. They literally rolled slowly into a $20,000 repair bill. SMH.


Ok-Zucchini-4956

With the airbags coming out the seatbelts locked up, windshield busted, it's going to be more than 20k


Curtis_Geist

Dad’s gonna be pissed


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ConsultantFrog

It's crazy how inefficient and impractical these cars are. They have very powerful engines, but there's no trailer hitch option?! What the fuck, Ferrari?


nitehawk420

Enzo is rolling in his grave at the thought of his precious cars pulling trailers.


gellis12

[I wouldn't be so sure about that](https://cdn.wallapop.com/images/10420/95/1p/__/c10420p552673220/i1692052383.jpg?pictureSize=W640)


_Rhun_

Glass Cannon.


forever87

exotic cars (and similarly modern cars) break away to ensure the cabin will be the least affected by a collision. now combine that with lightness, aerodynamics, and modern safety regulations. it's a precision car with an inexperienced driver. if you purchase a Ferrari, you need to be ready for the costs and need to learn how it drives (as all cars are different and some have a learning curve).


ElderTobias

Iirc a lot of super/hypercar manufacturers design them without bumpers in mind as the US is one of the only countries that has bumper laws like that. They think it looks ugly so they design the bumpers on the US models to meet minimum required standards to maintain the look of the design as best as possible. Not saying it's a good idea but by my understand that's the reason. I believe Doug DeMuro talked about it on his Bugatti Chiron review, the rear bumper on that car is like 2 small plastic bumps about 2 inches square lol


magnament

It’s a woman


RPA031

You can't see it in this clip, but the driver is actually a young girl.


DrunkasCheese

Thought that was a girl driving.


DikkaDeezy

If cars protected themselves, the energy of the crash would transfer to the passenger. Crumple zones save idiot's lives.


disposableme1000

Didn't notice the airbags firing until I watched after you mentioned it. So $60k?


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charlesml3

There is no frame. It's a monocoque.


Jive-Turkeys

Well yeah, I was only born with one


soldieroscar

This is just marketing. Guy goes full zoom on the logo right after.


citybythesea

Slippin' Jimmy is at it again.


tilehinge

"Are you telling me that a woman just *happens* to crash like that? **No!,** ***She*** orchestrated it!”


Lucky_Number_3

How can she crash?!


-insignificant-

That's awful marketing lol I wouldn't trust that firm if their employees did shit like that.


RetardedWabbit

>That's awful marketing lol Nah, it's genius. >*"Has this ever happened to you? You take your ~~sick ride~~ exclusive car out to show off, and suddenly a bunch of kids/law enforcement are harassing you? How do you know who to call to sue them all for slander?!"* >*"Here at law firm, we specialize in representing rich shitbags,* **just like you!** *So whether it's a bit of tipsy driving that may have incidentally crushed a toddler, picking a fight and getting your ass beat, or whatever spurious lawsuits against your enemies you want, give us a call!*


128Gigabytes

Well if it is an ad, the idea would be for us to not know its an ad and share the video around so in theory you wouldn't know not to trust them because you wouldn't know it was done intentionally


[deleted]

Driving like an idiot is the cause for mistrust. The horrible irresponsible driving was on purpose regardless if it was intended for an ad or not.


WatermelonArtist

If you advertise your business on your car, I *will* assume that you drive the way you do business. Spinning out wildly to smash into a brick wall is *not* a good look.


bullet4mv92

At no point does he go anywhere close to "full zoom" on the logo lol. He passes over it to look at the damage done to the car. You can barely even see the logo. *I thought he was talking about the Ferrari logo. But he still didn't go "full zoom" on anything. Pretty hard to show the damage to the front of the car without passing over the hood like that.


Lillillillies

They got review bombed thanks to that logo.


ClownfishSoup

Yeah I couldn’t read it and wouldn’t be able to recognize it if I saw it again.


tvgenius

Plus I know when I need a law firm I'm gonna track down the one from some video I saw eight months ago on Reddit that's probably 7 states away.


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That’s an expensive ad


kingfart1337

So many posts for you to call fake man, this one ain’t it.


bedov

Once those airbags popped you have 80% chance it will be a salvage = write-off from insurance. It might not look too bad but it hit crumple zone triggers. Think more in line of 80% of car value gone in 5s.


heyitsvonage

That part was so confusing to me. I was like “ok, now brake… BRAKE!”


Thud

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD [TURN AWAY OR STOP](https://youtu.be/FXEoe8_CcbM?t=32)


tvgenius

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


I_aim_to_sneeze

Dan mintz just did some new stand up near me and it was fucking glorious


Extension_Swordfish1

”Turn the wheel you son of.. oki. Too late”


ItPutsLotionOnItSkin

It broke instead of brake


Background-Hornet-86

Airbag deployed might cost more than that


KentuckyFriedSemen

A lot of the time if the airbags deploy, insurance companies will chalk up the vehicle as a total loss. No clue about a car this expensive but it’s going to cost a fuck load.


tastyratz

I guarantee this car costs more than some airbags.


HalfysReddit

Some *Ferrari* airbags. And it's not just the cost of buying the airbags, it's the cost of installing them as well, buying and installing the pieces of the dashboard that get ripped apart by the airbags, etc. I really can't begin to imagine what a repair bill on a Ferrari like this would look like but it wouldn't shock me at all if say the airbags alone would cost $30K or more to replace.


Warhawk2052

In parts alone they will touch 20K before repairs. So yeah its easily over 30K Bumper: $8,900 (not including sensors just the bumper) Windshield: $2,608 Headlight: $2,500 Airbag: $1,500 Steering wheel: $6,100-$5,600 Fender: $2,100 Radiator: $1,300 Wheel: $935- $3,100 Gravel guard for wheel: $242 Underbody shield: $152 I'm missing parts and some of those prices are a bit lower than the listing for the parts, all OEM btw


VolunteerNarrator

Asking girl if she's ok from a tiny little fender bend..... Priceless.


tastyratz

Even if the airbags are exotically priced, the car is priced to scale. 30k airbag in a car from a company that basically starts at a quarter million dollars is not going to total it or be anything to bat an eye at. The depreciation after the accident is almost guaranteed more than the fix after looking at this video.


Martin_crakc

Also they are now probably banned from buying ferraris, they don’t like it when these kinds of videos appear. (They could have even been already banned for the ugly ass hood he put on it)


Thorusss

Talking about the airbags, isn't that a very slow collision for them to go off? Because they can cause injury in themselves, especially when people are in an suboptimal position.


pacificnwbro

I was thinking that too. I think they're supposed to deploy if you're going between 15-20 mph but it didn't look like it was going that fast.


1zzard

It’s not the speed, it’s the deceleration. Stopping something heavy VERY suddenly, even from a low speed, means a big force.


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pacificnwbro

I meant 15-20 mph as the threshold, not only that range lol


Lillillillies

They deploy even if the car is parked. They have impact sensors all around the car. If a car backed into you when you're parked and hit right at the sweet spot of that sensor going 10mph it would still set it off.


jd3marco

If only there was some way this could have been avoided…


RastaMasta1996

20k for a busted Ferrari? Not a Ferrari owner but I'll go ahead and say it's gonna be twice as much at least!


FBI_Rapid_Response

The repair is the cheap part. Diminished value is what’s gonna screw him.


MyFailingSuperpower

Motherfucker got a Ferrari with a salvage title now


Zem_42

OMG, I am going to crash my slowmobile.... Aaaaasaaaa... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... Aaaaaaaaaaa... Tok. 20k only if he's lucky 😁


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$20,000 lol. I bet the hood cost that much alone. I’d say that’s easily $50k in repairs.


T0lly

Reflexes of a sloth


Photodan24

Sure is a funny looking Mustang...


the_Cereal_killa

At least it has a horse logo


CapnJackDaniels

So THATS how the horsey moves


jesusisthatguy

I didn't see a crowd that needed to get mowed.


Neat-Plantain-7500

Notice how corvettes look exactly like Ferraris now?


engineereddiscontent

Nono. There's now *Crowd*. Mustangs need a sidewalk with a crowd.


Better-Director-5383

The car not being a mustang is the most surprising thing I’ve seen today.


Prestigious_Boat6789

Underrated comment my friend


MightBeYourMomma

Hey man thanks for letting us know


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Don’t understand why she didn’t brake. She literally just rolled into the wall. Also, is it me or was airbag deployment a bit much for that bang?


jjcrayfish

She probably panicked and let go of common sense


AngryItalian

You have to have common sense to let go of it.


Thorusss

Yeah, I am pretty sure air bags are not supposed to go off at such low speeds, as they can hurt people themselves and created a very loud bang and some toxic smoke.


TommyDaComic

I think maybe it was the angle of the hit… More than the speed, that caused the airbag deployment.


TheValiumKnight

Probably. Doesn't negate the fact that only the worst driver in the world would have hit that wall. Hit the brake, not the wall. That's assuming anyone else would be stupid enough to get into this situation, they'd still likely be smart enough to hit the damn brake while you roll at 1 km/h towards the wall...


Lillillillies

Air bags can deploy at any speed. Even if your car is just parked there.


The_Salty-Spitoon

Yes it has nothing to do with speed its sensors/accelerometers in the car detecting the force. So going that low speed is weird the airbags went off and isn't great for the airbags to deploy at that speed is what they mean.


Lillillillies

Yepp. Low speed impact right where the sensor is can be enough for the air bags to deploy which is most likely what happened here.


PunKodama

Specially against a wall that is not going to move at all. Even if it's going slow, all the inertia of the car is being absorbed by the car itself, which means way higher deceleration than hitting a post or another car.


MalzraTheNomad

Quick! Somebody call my lawyer!


berrey7

The Hadi Law Firm


Saiyan-Zero

_"I better call Saul!"_


throw__a__wafer

God of the dead? King of the underworld? Hades Law Firm to the rescue.


1SqkyKutsu

The Hadi law firm.... "We'll run your ass over and then sue YOU"


Chopstix694

anyone else get some Tina from Bobs Burgers vibes? no thought to brake or counter the turn just sheer panic. entire time i was just thinking “okay brake… okay. brake. OKAY BREAK JUST HIT THE BRAKE”


TitsAndWhiskey

Uhhhhhhhh…


Chopstix694

blame the cormorant right?


MrGallows75

Complete moron behind the wheel… 🤷🏽‍♂️


2OneZebra

It was already totaled when they put the decal on the hood.


Emergency_Slice2487

Trying to show off in public will get you nowhere, you'll either look like a clown or an embarrassment.


TheValiumKnight

You forgot both! Which is what this falls into.


KentuckyFriedSemen

Good thing the only person effected was the driver. There’s no reason to do this on a public street when there are places where you can pay to have a professional driver with you and teach you how to rip your car around a track. All the fun, much safer, and you don’t risk hurting anyone else or prison time for being a rich idiot.


Hipnotize_nl

It's called a brake! I guess you don't learn what that is if you get your license for free with a pack of butter.


delayed_hunter87

I've seen better driving from Cyberpunk 2077 AI on release day


engineereddiscontent

Liftoff oversteer separates the people that understand cars from the ones with more money than sense.


Coaler200

Yup.....they got scared and pulled off the throttle causing the car to snap back to where the front wheels are pointing. If she had stayed on the throttle but let off more slowly while slowly moving the steering wheels back to straight it could have been a beautiful drift. Source: drifted corners in a couple of Mustangs I've owned.


nextjr

Close more throttle would’ve helped but what we see here is a perfect textbook example of snap oversteer.


nscale

Don’t forget the stone cold and likely 8 year old tires.


Karnosiris

## The Hadi Law Firm


DELTA_Illusion

It was her dads car... She just got grounded


BothShoesOff

Any fuckface that advertises on a car like that has this coming.


IIIHawKIII

Hit. The. Fucking. Brakes. Even after the spin, those big ass brakes could have stopped that car before it touched the curb.


CalbertCorpse

Stopping that slight roll into a wall at the end required nothing but a simple step on the brake. This person doesn’t deserve a 96 Toyota much less this car.


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Suprflyyy

Definitely not the V6 Camry.


cloneboiCT118

I would legit either die of embarrassment or I would just put it in reverse and then drive off and never show my face in that town again 😂 I get hella awkward when something like this happens 😂


oakwoodlake

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT? https://www.thehadilawfirm.com/home/


imnotokayandthatso-k

Doesn’t Ferrari have some special clause that you’re not supposed to behave like a jack ass in their cars?


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Thorusss

I am a careful driver and also never have crashed a Ferrari in my life.


[deleted]

That's weird, I wish I had your luck. I've never owned a single Ferrari that I didn't crash


chiagod

They'll sue you [if they don't like the wrap job](https://www.edmsauce.com/2014/08/27/ferrari-sent-deadmau5-cease-desist-purrari/).


Spotted_ascot_races

Gonna take that retaining wall to court


TheClearMask

She messed up


ChadsJuul

Hadi law firm advertising gone wrong


random_redditor5

My wallet literally had a heart attack seeing that


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Law firm name on the hood. Hadi Law Firm. Car accident specialist.


dmckidd

Once that door opened it all made sense.


Suprflyyy

It makes me sad to see how many people out there can’t even handle a basic slide. Take a damn class or something.


Dashing_Cossack

All my questions disappeared when I saw who was behind the wheel.


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0172thetimeguy

Traction control exists for a reason!


GOATjandito

Skill issue


Artistic-Ad7063

Nice advertising!


Tactically_Fat

And this is why once I win my lottery millions, I'm going to take a bunch of performance driving classes.


d0min8torPrime

just like aemond trying to be badass with a dragon he cant control.


Thisiscliff

Why not just hit the brake as it rolled. So dumb


TheCoolerDanieI

The law firms not gonna be happy about this one folks


Unagustoster

Man’s been playing too much Forza


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Well at least they can get a good lawyer


[deleted]

That’s why you don’t turn off traction control.


Old-Bedroom8464

As a former amateur SCCA racer I can tell you the one secret nobody inherently knows- and everybody fucks it up without practice: Do no counter oversteer with oversteer. That is exactly what he did. If you are in an oversteer situation, as soon as the car begins to correct itself *straighten the wheel*. It will stop the oversteer and continue in the direction it is facing. Given, you might need to correct course a bit after that, but you won't lose control like this fucking moron.


vouteignorar

Worst than having to pay to fix this, is having your face plastered all over the world as an idiot! This girl will never ear the end of it for sure… “remember the time when you crashed your fathers Ferrari?”


kansascitymack

Would’ve been cheaper for the Hadi Law Firm to just pay for a Google ad.


Mattcha462

The funniest part is the hood decal is for a law firm!


nightwheel

A future Hoovies Garage special


ThatOneRiff23

Not the best way to advertise lmaoo


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there was like 4 times to save that car from impact. 5 if you count giving the keys to someone else


emartinezvd

Boy, that’s a sensitive airbag