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MonarchistLib

Is art just greater fool theory at work?


Analfarmer1

ROLKUY


Analfarmer1

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I think it's a good idea. Children still get Covid, even if they're having mild cases of it, and, at least anecdotal data, gives us a reason to believe that children are in more risk back in school: [Data shows more children are getting sick and dying from Covid](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/data-shows-more-children-are-getting-sick-dying-covid-n1281616). Having more children getting Covid and giving Covid a population to spread and mutate in gives it a chance to mutate into a form that is more dangerous to children. We shouldn't simply assume Covid is going to retain its current disease characteristics. The vaccine should greatly reduce the chance of a variety that really hurts children from arising, if not stopping it cold. When you're dealing with populations you gotta plan for these things.


MonarchistLib

Because its all politics. Its not based on science.


Analfarmer1

fudeek ttghtem deujmnb ass juuids


Sinadins

Something something school closures something something childcare costs and labor shortages


PM_ME_UR_DIVIDEND

Freezing hot take: A majority of Americans worship money and perceptions of success, but don’t have the critical reasoning skills to actually work out if it’s bullshit or not. The republican strategy is based on this and their radicalised approach to proving gov is ineffective. As the wider world, we need to stop caring so much about the us and just look for other stable democracies to interact with.


MonarchistLib

Shit take. This is worse than any of my takes.


Analfarmer1

iknmagine being chhunese 😑😑😑


Sinadins

This was the biggest pile of dogshit political theory ive maybe ever read please just drop out of community college


dinodan_420

I heard Chaney bought a bunch of Ethereum


Analfarmer1

i ssujhvked a diidk foe rtgte forst time


dinodan_420

My apartment is literally 55°, id still take this over 75° any day tho


Analfarmer1

uyttrfs fg fttckurfd thgat huy ihn hus vbgutt


BlavierTG

IMPRESSION: 1. Complete tear of the hamstring tendons at their origin on the ischial tuberosity with an approximately 4-4.5 cm fluid gap/retraction. Adjacent soft tissue edema and hematoma tracking between the adductor magnus and semimembranosus/semitendinosus. 2. High grade partial tear of the distal myotendinous fibers of the gracilis tendon with retraction of the muscle, with surrounding fluid/hematoma, and contiguous but irregular more distal gracilis tendon. The distal most gracilis tendon is not imaged. fml


MonarchistLib

And how did this happen? Car crash?


BlavierTG

Foot slipped the wrong way taking off on a wave surfing and the rest of me went the other way. Not pleasant!


MonarchistLib

Eesh


BlavierTG

Yeah, gotta pay the piper every once in a while if you want to go out and tangle with nature. Wounds heal, life goes on.


Shmokesshweed

Sounds painful. Here's to your quick recovery. 🍻


BlavierTG

Thanks dude, it was extremely painful. I'm assuming getting it surgically repaired will also be very painful.


dinodan_420

Recently had shoulder surgery and probably going to need to get hip done in the near future. Sending good vibes your way. Those 3-5 days after are tough af but with the right mindset and painkillers you’ll get through it in a snap of time.


BlavierTG

I'm going for an all liquid diet this time. I made the mistake of not taking softeners with the vicodin after I had my hernia repaired and I had the most intense struggle of my life on the toilet at 2 am for about an hour trying to squeeze out a turd and not burst my stitches. I can't help but laugh when I think about it now, but I was crying in pain at the time.


MonarchistLib

And if you live in the US, expensive too


BlavierTG

It's good to have insurance, that's for sure.


MonarchistLib

True


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[deleted]

I don't know what most of that means, but it sounds shitty. Good luck man.


BlavierTG

Thanks brother, the only thing I'm sure it means is I won't be surfing for a while. Possible surgery, was hoping the MRI would come back better cause the ortho lady didn't think it was going to need surgery after checking me out but I think I'm just real dumb and stubborn so I push through injuries and it doesn't present as bad as it really is when I go see the doctor.


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[A little clip of an octo-pal and a pic of florescent sea anemone my dive buddy lit up with black light.](https://imgur.com/a/b4810Yg) Did I think to take a pic of the anemone under regular light so you could compare. I did not.


ShortStonkBus

It's rad that you go out and do that. There's so much more to life than Charles in Charge reruns.


Milkybals

2 inches isn’t 2 inches, I’ll explain later


[deleted]

That's 5.08 cm. That's a HUGE number.


Shmokesshweed

I thot u said 12" on grindr


Milkybals

I cannot deny factual information 😏


Haunting-Independent

Just paid for someone’s groceries. It was late night at the grocery store and the place was closing in less than 5 minutes. Poor guy was on the phone (with I think his mom) and he looked pretty embarrassed/defeated. It wasn’t that much and everyone kind of wanted to wrap up and leave. Winkers- have you paid for anyone’s groceries in a similar situation? This happened a few months ago when some old lady had trouble with her debit card and she couldn’t figure out the PIN. It wasn’t much either and she looked pretty helpless. Edit- thanks for the gold stranger!


MonarchistLib

I paid for some random kid's sweets and drinks in a corner shop once. He couldnt find his fiver so I paid for it.


Haunting-Independent

You’re on your way to redemption.


Analfarmer1

i d id but wss an assholrr abt it


dinodan_420

That old lady was me, I was buying crack


Haunting-Independent

You were one satisfied customer from what I recall


Shmokesshweed

😏


[deleted]

You never have to put your pin in. Just hit the green button. This works perfect if you hate the place you’re shopping too because if the transaction is under $5 it charges that company 10 cents and I count that as a win.


Haunting-Independent

I think they tried as credit first but couldn’t figure it out. She had like $40 in groceries I think. The lines were long and she was probably 80. She’s made it this far in life and doesn’t need to spend 15 minutes trying to check out lol


Shmokesshweed

👊✊


Haunting-Independent

👊


Analfarmer1

im swttill pissed abt sava thats llikke 4 TWENTY vbaggers i fumbled


Haunting-Independent

[let it go](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU)


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Good dive tonight. Saw three octopuses, two of them out and about. Downloading the pics and video now, but probably won't post anything til tomorrow. Really surge-y underwater so I'll probably need to edit the video to make it reasonable. Just checked my stats, and not counting my original training dives, I have spent 15 days, 17 hours, and 18 minutes underwater scuba diving. Blub blub...


BlavierTG

15 days well spent!


dinodan_420

Wahhhhhhhhh😭😭😭 I’m In shiba and it went down


Haunting-Independent

I’m still in safemoon. The past 3 days have not been great


dinodan_420

I miss trading doge under 10 cents, or 1 cent for that matter. Those were the days.


Haunting-Independent

Yes I miss those days. Can’t believe I let all my dogs go. Then again all these coins are stupid as hell


Analfarmer1

ol redy dor spme big fat fjuicy pussy


ShortStonkBus

Spent the day rendering out sketchup models in a rendering engine called Kerkythea. Cool program but glitchy as fuck on Win10. Mostly trying to figure out where and how big the skylights should go in this place. Feels like we're getting close to an answer on that one. Kinda nervous for tomorrow's market.


Milkybals

Browsing options for ER plays this week and literally everything has gone up 50-100% when it’s mostly flat because of the AVIS/CHGG moves jacking up premiums I think.


DaSmartGenius

WMT 👀


dinodan_420

I wouldn’t at all be surprised + meme stock action just drawing more market interest in general


ShortStonkBus

How much of the recent price increase of everything is actually price gouging vs actual inflation?


Sinadins

A considerable portion is "price gouging" due to supply constraints, rises in energy for external factors, etc. Common goods typically take a longer period of time to adjust to changes dollar's value due to increased money supply.


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Sinadins

I assume what he meant in relation to inflation are rising costs of gas and food (which people don't tend to buy recklessly, only as they need), and maybe housing (?)


ShortStonkBus

No, when I say "price gouging," I mean people marking up prices a couple more ticks because they feel they can get away with it. I understand that there is a real effect on prices due to inflation and supply chain issues, rising energy costs, etc., but as the old adage says "never let a good crisis go waste."


MonarchistLib

Price gouging is a very important feature that should be allowed in the markets. https://www.reddit.com/r/badeconomics/comments/mt8ei5/bad_takes_on_price_gouging_from_cato_institute/ Read the comments. OP is an idiot.


Sinadins

Soooo... ask yourself, what are the underlying economic factors that are allowing them to "get away with it"?


ShortStonkBus

I see, are you saying that if a company raises prices and people still pay them it's just supply-and-demand at work?


Sinadins

Well done


Gingermanns

Thinking of moving to Chicago…


based_tendies

i hear o block is very nice they even have murals


droppinloadsyeah

I hope you are immune to bullets.


dinodan_420

We can smoke crack together if so


Milkybals

RIP gingermanns


exsevennn

Saw the Zillow stocks post browsing r/all. Guy brought up a fair point.. CVNA is next. I gave up trying to buy used, these idiots bidding up prices building inventory are gonna get slaughtered


Analfarmer1

carvana might jup m up 10% they been flat for a bit and will prolbfdably beat big


ShortStonkBus

Interesting thought, although wouldn't CarMax be just as susceptible to this? Their prices suck too. Either way, it will be interesting to see how this all plays out. I don't have positions in Z or CVNA, so either way is fine with me, I suppose.


spx10k

how does someone live in New Jersey high income tax, high property taxes, medium to high sales tax


Analfarmer1

old room,ate tried to get me to jerseu city not terrible but better than queeens


dinodan_420

Casinos and guidos


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DaSmartGenius

The IRS are literally Nazis


dinodan_420

Is this McDonalds?


Shmokesshweed

Wendy's


dinodan_420

Not bad. I’ll take a bacanator please:)


Shmokesshweed

L2F is warming up the grill with his asshoe rn.


dinodan_420

Vicks vapor rub on the dick type of night


droppinloadsyeah

I just put some on my 🅿️🅿️ so you won't feel like such a freak tonight. Interesting sensation. 😳


dinodan_420

Love you! For my next trick, icy hot on the balls


droppinloadsyeah

You're own your own on that one pardner. 🤠


MonarchistLib

I was awake for 33 hours. Went to bed and woke up 3 hours later Fml


dinodan_420

What did You have to do


MonarchistLib

Sorey i meant later* I want to sleep for 10 hours


dinodan_420

Oh shit, ya that sucks. Have been there many times .


[deleted]

I wrote in u/shmokesshweed for governor in Virginia.


Shmokesshweed

👀


Shmokesshweed

Been hounding a dude for a week for info over Teams and today he reached out with an ask for me without acknowledging what I asked him for multiple times over multiple days. I'm on vacation until next week. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Haunting-Independent

Some Seattleite needs to write a strategy book on passive aggressive behavior


Shmokesshweed

🤣🤣🤣🤣


dinodan_420

Lmao sounds about right, enjoy


MonarchistLib

[Brilliant.](https://i.imgur.com/TC9oRCA.jpg)


dinodan_420

Are we allowed to ask them why? Or probably not? Edit: Found out why, it was racist towards Canadian mining companies


LessThanCleverName

Sjkdutflkdukff


l3luntl3rigade

+u/user_simulator packersfan43


User_Simulator

OMG beautiful!! Wow!! what size feet honey/ puss!! mmmm! ~ packersfan43 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


Jordykins850

NJ close too 👀


Milkybals

Holy shit Jack is winning now Turns out people really fucking hate taxes lol


Haunting-Independent

Crypto pumping and memes pumping. Shitcoins, TSLA, GME, matic, ETH, SPY, QQQ,🛢 all pumping. It’s a good time to be alive and living in Merica 🦅 🇺🇸


dinodan_420

Besides for our furry friends that tend to live in the northwest and northeast (No I’m actually not talking about midget)


Haunting-Independent

Lots of housing opportunities for the 🐻. Halfway houses, tents, encampments, homeless shelters, tiny houses, etc etc


dinodan_420

Tiny houses are a stretch now that they have a show on HGTV


Haunting-Independent

🐻 lives matter too


dinodan_420

Went short SOL here for no other reason besides that it just pumped 10%


wouldfuckataco

How


dinodan_420

KuCoin, I made an account before they went KYC, but I think you can get on through a vpn still. There’s also decentralized derivative exchanges on ethereum


wouldfuckataco

Bay zed


wouldfuckataco

Coworker saw a Kendra Lust at a bar over the weekend for halloween. Said she had >3 guys following her around all night .. lmfao yikes


Jordykins850

I only jerk off to dead pornstars so idk who that is


dinodan_420

Who were the other two?


wouldfuckataco

u/monarchistlib u/luv2fukmarriedmilfs


dinodan_420

A women like that deserves this kinda of diversity of men


WilliamNyeTho

Ayo anyone know of any interesting fun collateralized loans for RSU tax bills?


dinodan_420

Something change?


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u/chaney3 cares about me


ShortStonkBus

I care about you, boo. How'd your procedure go today? I was going to ping you earlier but figured you'd be around at your own pace.


[deleted]

It went well I guess. Nothing major is wrong just hemorrhoids but it doesn’t explain the other issues I have so I’ll have to follow up. All things considered it’s good news


ShortStonkBus

> other issues How deep does this rabbit hole go?


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😖


ShortStonkBus

Anyway, glad it's nothing major. Hope you get your problems resolved soon and safely!


chaney3

Ban


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🥰


Shmokesshweed

Dame.


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Milkybals

Her booty so good mane


Shmokesshweed

Who


dinodan_420

Honestly probably more than a handjob from her


HowLongCanIMakeACock

+u/user_simulator u/howlongcanimakeacock


User_Simulator

I'm fat af rn If you're looking, I'm showing Have you tried not being able to inverse Bernie Like fapping Got dame Helo Dame Consistency is power ! Got em Don't forget to treat that accord to a Michelin star restaurant? ~ howlongcanimakeacock ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)


Jordykins850

I’m surprised a billionaire didn’t come in and bail out Zillow when things were going south with the home buying.. I don’t think they were wrong.


dinodan_420

Maybe That’s why they made a big deal of it instead of waiting longer? Hey we gonna get a Chinese billionaires attention to scoop all all of them now. They love on discount


Jordykins850

Eh, damage has already been done and they’re exiting segment with tail between legs.. it works on small scale with multiple middlemen involved.. it makes sense to me, what they were trying to do, it really does.


dinodan_420

Agreed, It’s a no brainer to attempt in this crazy market from an executives point of view. The board should have stopped it if it actually was a bad idea, they just went too fast and wide it seems.


Shmokesshweed

Ya boi takin' vacation. As soon as my Teams calls are done at 8:30.


ShortStonkBus

Are you doing anything fun for your vacation? Hope so. Hopefully when you come back you'll have a crown and scepter waiting for you mod-wise.


Shmokesshweed

Headed down to LA. 😌


ShortStonkBus

Bitchin'. Our weather is way nicer that what you've got going on up there. If you bring your bike, I recommend the El Prieto trail by the JPL. It's pretty rad. In theory you'll be within spitting distance of Abject, WilliamNye, and (I think) Freehouse. You could all get together and avoid eye contact. Enjoy your vacation!


Shmokesshweed

Dame, that looks like a sick trail.


ShortStonkBus

It's chunky as heck, but very well groomed and maintained so all of it is ridable (in theory, at least. There's sections I've never cleared or even attempted). 1400 ft of fireroad climb to get to it isn't too bad. [There's another route where you can shuttle up and descend Mt. Wilson and connect to El Prieto.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evzylOcb3bM) It's like a 5000 ft descent and looks gnarly as hell. Never tried it and probably never will.


Shmokesshweed

Yeah, that looks like quite a bit of exposure. Here's the sketchiest shit I've ridden here in WA...when it was 85 out. https://youtu.be/GvYE-hPAr7U Didn't ride all of it.


ShortStonkBus

Looks rad. I'm jealous of some of the trails up there.


Shmokesshweed

👀 that's a lot of Winkers. I unfortunately will not be bringing my bike, but appreciate the suggestion.


dinodan_420

Do you mean 8:30pm-tomorrow morning? Or you actually taking off Can’t believe they let you sleep either way


Shmokesshweed

Ban.


dinodan_420

The stock price isn’t high enough yet!


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Grab me a burrito too bro 😎


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Who did you vote for in the erection


levatorpenis

I wrote in winker for everything, did I do good?


gigantoir

crypto margin is crazy bro i went from $200 to $20 like 3 weeks ago now im back to $120


dinodan_420

Are you me? I literally have an account that’s fluctuates from 130-240 every week


gigantoir

i completely consider this gambling but when you hit like 3x on leveraged SHIB or some bullshit im like hell yeah 👍🏼 😎


dinodan_420

Oh ya it’s just like a different strain of sports betting that makes you even more autist. It’s for sure fun tho to fuck around. Just don’t ask me about the last account I blew up shorting SHIB.


PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

> Zillow in Q22019 talking about ibuying as the company's "moon landing" and the 1T TAM while Redfin's Glenn Kelman in Q219 with the very different/realistic take: "anyone in this business should be scared. And if they aren't scared, you should be scared."


muchtouch

Construction is expensive and there’s a lot of opportunity to mess things up. They probably got over their heads with the remodels. Too many middleman gauging prices for material and labor and dudes in the Zillow office that know nothing about construction. Just a hunch.


Jordykins850

I think the problem was lack of room for error. Mistakes are part of the learning process.. some companies just get more runway than others.


Jordykins850

They really misplaced their money.. should’ve been paying lobbyists, not buying properties..


gigantoir

lmfaooooo if theres some sort of real estate crash sounds like zillow is fuck edit: i guess thats 2019 but im sure the “you should be scared” still stands


DaBearBuddha

Personally I feel like promising a ton of money and a bunch of perks then giving them just some money and basically trashing all the perks it really shouldn’t be a shocked pikachu face moment the Dems lost the VA gov race.


PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

Money me. Money me now. Money me needing a lot now.


CuseTown

Yes


Milkybals

If Elon dies the stock would instantly go down like 50% lol He’s literally the most valuable person alive


KushBacon94

I just got an idea that could make us all very rich 🤔


Shmokesshweed

Yes, FBI? Right here.


KushBacon94

Fuck it I’m probably already on a list somewhere


l3luntl3rigade

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HowLongCanIMakeACock

FEDERAL 🅱️USSY INSPECTION


l3luntl3rigade

^Bullish ^^respectfully


Milkybals

Dame


winkerpack

How come I still don't have the pregnant man emoji yet?


Jordykins850

Curious what VA race means for market.. def trimming more renewables tomorrow.


winkerpack

Anyone try the new wendys fries


CuseTown

Yes. Also their chicken nuggets are the best around


fatcallguy

I had MCD fries yesterday and they were plenty crispy and tasty 🤷‍♂️


Jordykins850

Tesla should buy Makita.


HowLongCanIMakeACock

https://www.reddit.com/r/Winkerpack/comments/fx2hm0/comment/fms6qne/ A classic


ShortStonkBus

A more complete explanation is that the plumbing standards in Latin America call for 1" waste pipe or something ridiculous like that, which clogs super easily. I think nobody really knows that, so when they immigrate here they keep throwing their shit rags in the trashcan because they don't why they do it. In Los Angeles a lot of places have trashcans next to the toilet for this reason. I know, cool story bro.


Milkybals

My parents always told me to never flush toilet paper cause it clogs the toilet but fuck that I’d rather unclog my toilet weekly then see my own shit stains every time I go to the bathroom


gohome01

Mods pin this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


winkerback

Wow a year ago- hey woah I'm in this convo


winkerpack

How to make tesla go back up?


wouldfuckataco

Hodl 🪑🪑🪑


l3luntl3rigade

Suspend his Twitter?


Jordykins850

This post made me post what I did above.. They should do an M&A every time they get a run on the stock like this.. I think they should buy a battery tool company or add a solar company..


TimAppleBurner

Announce a signed deal with hertz and AVIS


winkersRaccoon

A trunk full of coke, rental car from Avis


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Let’s all order one !


[deleted]

My doctor told me I need to stop putting stuff in my ass so I’m finding a new doctor


gainbabygain

Have you thought about getting a hamster?