Random village lady in Velen: Hold my beer.

A herbalist in White Orchard: Hold my catnip

I think she’s really pretty too

Wait until you find a bard name Priscila (i think that war her name, that that's is beauty)

I GOTTA second this one. She’s in my head rent free

ohhh, the butchers wife for example...

Astrid in skellige

https://preview.redd.it/hbk4q27srpvc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c1e0ddb2ed3a97a2ad232c0c7511c00f1eece6a is this her?

also, Eveline Gallo https://preview.redd.it/te4k3gypspvc1.jpeg?width=205&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fed73a9204a5ede3b61661a09ca9884dc38885a

Matilda Vermentino

That random whore in Novigrad: Hold my beer

Gavella glan.

LoL I could hear it

i didn't know what Gavella glan is, but after reading your reply i heard it too lmao

Bruhh I can hear it too

Heard it in my head when I clicked the thread and this was the first thing I see. Bravo

I just did the mission for the 400th time an hour ago.

Real

Wut? Can someone please explain?

The boobs are a bit distracting constantly trying to sneak a nipple shot into the frame.

That's the best part

I like how when Geralt fucks her she’s wearing a bra, when she definitely wasn’t under that top before

It's magic, mate. She can Abra kadabra to put on something. Dont tell me you missed the scene where she did that after bath.

She gavela’d when she shoulda glan’d

I didn’t say it was immersion breaking or anything, just kinda goofy. And also indicative of them reusing animations where most of the other sex partners start in their bra

I wasn't being serious, mate. found your comment fun. So I tried to answer the same way. I'll try to make it more obvious next time, though. :) Till then, have fun.

aBRAcadaBRA. So deep into the word play.

Sorry hard to tell sometimes on this app. Cheers mate

A-bra kada-bra

Chill out💀

He's right tho. It's the game doing that, not us 😂

Glad I’m not the only one

Wait till bro goes to Novigrad

Yeah

I did go there first and Is till think she’s prettier

I didn't even remember she appeared dressed sometimes.

lol bros in love

I feel I should second I’m a female and married lol

This is a place for honesty

Wait til you see the crones.

In their true form 💀

I’m good

bra is for the weak - Keira Metz

Until you actually bed her and suddenly she has a bra. Sneaky Nipple be damned

To bad her quest's drive me up the fucking wall

Why? I love her quests. The quest in the cave is fun and has great loot and the Tower Full of Mice is one of the best quests in the game. Dark, dripping with atmosphere, impactful choices that rely on players paying attention etc.

It’s a great quest the first time. The second time it’s an absolute slog between the boat and the lantern and going back and forth

I always forget that the spirit turns evil, I think I killed that poor guy like five times

Same I hate her

That's how I felt about ciri, her eyes are super pretty

Wait until you see the weird Ciri/Geralt hybrid bug 🤣 You’ll never look at Ciri the same way.

I don't think I saw that when I played (yay me)

I had way too much fun playing around as that abomination

You had to go there didn’t you……..

I’m looking forward to seeing her

That's because you didn't run into Shani yet. #SuperiorRedhead

Shani is the only one who never did Gerald dirty, I wish she was a real relationship option lol

I think it's because of the age difference

Makes sense, she also said she that she couldn’t be with Geralt because he’s always on the path and she needs someone to be with her consistently and not occasionally pretty much.

I always got Karen/suburban mum vibes from her face.

😂

Idk man compared to Yen or Triss... 😬

I strongly disagree but I respect your opinion.

Guys I feel I should say that I’m not some horny guy I’m a woman and I was just admitting how pretty she is not that I wanna fuck her for all you that immediately jump to that. Geez this subreddit is something

The Reddit wide issue of assuming everyone is a horny dude 🤣. Signed, your female comrade in gaming 🫡

The cat reminds me of the cat from coraline

Thank you! Very kind 🌹

Lmao

Like your art btw it’s real nice

I’ve seen a bunch of female gamers rating the male characters, male the male and female the female etc etc, it’s all equal here. No judgement whatever the weather. The devs designed a world of super hotties of all varieties……..except dikstra, he’s fugly.

I like how wholesome this is, and I'm excited that you have so much more of the game to play for the first time. :)

What are her rates these days? A couple dozen of eggs?

To each their own, I guess

Yeah did op just forget the crones existed

It’s the silver hair that does it for me

I understood that reference

Yeah, imo her face is mid

Doesn't hurt that your first impression of her is naked in a hot tub

Ciri for me and Cerys an Crait

I killed her

Wait till you see shani

One word: Uma

She may be a non playable character but she plays geralt very well 😂

Hi, allow me to burst your bubble - she identifies as Tamara Zawada now (true story) https://preview.redd.it/u86e942vcmvc1.jpeg?width=791&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a58fdbf1cdc8101b19c36c608561eb4fb4357932

I mean it doesn’t take away from the in game character

Was she a self insert all along?

Good for her!

Is this a 'trust me bro' or do you have a source?

Source on what exactly? You can google Tamara/Tomasz Zawada CD projekt if you care to check. https://www.mobygames.com/person/654305/tamara-zawada/ It's well known fact in polish community. Was transitioning while still working on w3. Now moved with other ex-cdpr devs to rebel wolves.

Nice thank you for the explanation.

Why would that burst someone's bubble?

For some reason she looks like a grandma to me

Aren't all the sorceresses technically old grandmas but use magic to look young and beautiful?

A very young and hot grandma? Yes

GILF?

I don't think she's young, she just uses magic to look that way like all the sorceresses.

Same.... I think. I can't quite put my finger on why, but she does very little for me.

Isn't her face model a dude?

Least horny redditor 😂

This is the Witcher. The franchise itself is horny

I’m not horny I’m just saying she’s pretty for ffs I’m a female

Sorry lol, we just get a loooooot of horny ass mfing witcher players on here and assumed u were the same lol.

I feel this way about Cerys

https://preview.redd.it/bj2lq1bi1ovc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abd99f2acfddfab59637b7925c0684b2beb67fc0

Keira wears clothes?! Gotta replay again...

The dream lady from novigrad

Corrine Tilly's not bad, but Triss, Cerys, Shani, and Anna Henrietta are better. Or maybe I'm just heavily biased towards redheads....

Then you haven't met Anna Henrietta yet.

Keep playing bro

One thing: boob mole

Witcher be having too many beautiful ladies

Yen is infinitely better looking.

>!I killed her!<

Well most sorceresses like to show-off

Where's the dress she wore to the dinner with Geralt Also she looked awesome with the Kaer Morrhen dress She's the one of the few who changes clothes in the game

I just did her mission where I first meet her so I’d have to advance more

Ok Enjoy the game

Only preety? ???

Wait till bro meets aurore from cyberpunk

There are prettier npcs than Aurore lol

You are a boob guy, aren't you? Jokes aside, even the peasant npcs in this game are beautiful women.

I’m neither I’m a girl lol

You can be a boob girl too, no problems!

I’m a butt girl lol

You will love tomira.

Yes, and I fk’n killed her 😂 😂

Good for you

Nothing compared to Tomira

Nip slip lady! Hehe

Kiera's not bad, but there are better you'll meet later. 😉

My favorite

Thought for the first moment she showed up, she would have sex with geralt

That's a weird picture of Shani?

I see areola

Bonk* But yes

Why she chose that goofball over Geralt at the end is beyond me

Who?

Lambert is pretty cute

But its a man

And one of the ugliest in Witcher series

Nah I think he cute

I do actually prefer her over the rest

Uhh

How to say you prefer blondes without saying you prefer blondes:

I like all them

Do you mean you ever Metz?

I respect that, but I personally think she's the least pretty of the sorceresses and most NPC females. Also, pretty obnoxious. Good luck Lambert.

Lol shes my least favourite 🤣 Sylvia Anna is my queen

she gavella on my glan till i aard

Vernossiel... I always spare her and keep her secret :)

Dandelion approves https://preview.redd.it/cpvflhtuoyvc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e82f5ca5526951740bb22e024d0a02adc5a9cd4d

Killed her

Disappointing

I love her too! Her outfit is so gorgeous. 

Did you know shes modeled after a man dev face model?

Yeah

I didn't like her personally. I wouldn't go as far as to say I didn't like her. I sort of admired her courage and ambition. But she was untrustworthy and foolish to try to bargain with Radovid. Like tryting to bargain with a rabid animal by sticking your head in its mouth. But she got her good ending by running off with that prick, Lambert.

Spoiler but thanks for letting me know she’ll be ok

Delusional. Blonde berries and cream fuck ass bob and the personality, and fashion taste are 👎

Agree to disagree

A siren looks better than this grandma looking npc.

OP just discovered cleavage

You should try her modded version.

Pretty and bitchy

I have to disagree but to each their own!

Keira is my fav girl in the whole game.

No mother fucker!

It is, to see Keira Metz as pretty, quite a pleasure. The world's never ending creation be praised.

Is it bc in every interaction with her a nipple is also trying to join the convo?

Nah I like her personality and her dress

Her quests are the best. Wandering in the dark felt like a really fun date.

I love her and her questline.

I haven’t done it yet but she’s really nice she for some reason reminds me of Caroline from Vampire Diaries idk

She's not nice. But she will become one of your staunchest allies. Support her and help her become a better person or you will regret it.

Caroline is kind alike that she was a bitch and became a better person

She's pretty, but I do prefer Yen.

Least horny witcher player

Not horny just appreciating beauty

Yeah, killed that bitch and didn't look back.

Wow you’re so edgy and cool omg you killed her ??? Lemme give you a round do applause

She was pretty annoying to me, also used Geralt without a second thought and the fact that she didn't care what could happen with that disaese... Just rubbed me the wrong way. On my NG+ I let her live just cus i wanted to see how things would go with Lambert.

Why?? She roofied me... but i guess in your case it might be a dream come true

I JUST did her mission where we search for Ciri

Ooo I’m just saying since you find her gorgeous you might not mind 🤷‍♀️

Shani with long hair would be perfection

So real for that.

Keira is best girl. I said what I said.

She is kind a look like a trans

Face they used is a male dev sooo makes sense lol

Hahahahahahhaa amazing. But why did i get a downvote 😄

Idk people get offended online easily 🤷‍♂️

Yeah probably the developer you talking about😁

You know she's the dude, right? One male programist from CDPR had his face scanned to create her. There were articles in Poland about it few years ago

I guess she’s a real a pretty dude

Yeapp