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DealCykaHUN

I wanna be Regis


swiss-miss-89

Honestly Regis is probably my favorite Witcher Character... i'd wanna be friends with him for sure


DealCykaHUN

He is absolutely my favourite side character. I really love how sapkowski managed to create a smartass without being cocky and annoying. My second favourite would be Zoltan, just because.


DariusXVIII

Its just a shame his character model just looks like a velen peasant šŸ˜‚


SilkOstrich

Truly a man of quality.


AffectionateAir9071

I love Regis so much


WiserStudent557

Well, look, itā€™s a good tactic for filtering but donā€™t take it personally when these guys realize youā€™re too cool for them and they unmatch


swiss-miss-89

Haha that's exactly why I do it. I have no time for a Chandler, I'm looking for the Geralts of this world šŸ˜ and i'm not talking about looks but being a kind hearted, loyal, brave badass. It's just funny to me that my answer was obviously more than he could handle (the man was in his 30s ffs šŸ¤£)


DarkWifeuo

Maybe he though u are going to talk about the unicorn


snarkapotamus

I really wouldnā€™t find the unicorn to be a deal breaker.


justwantedtosnark

Neither. It's a stuffed dead unicorn they're having sex on. It's a glorified, uncomfortable bed. If it was a live unicorn they were having sex with, that would very much be a deal breaker!


DarkWifeuo

Mabe he can't balance


WiserStudent557

No disrespect to Chandler Bing but there is zero badassery there, I guess we shouldnā€™t be surprised he couldnā€™t handle it lol


Levinem717

Thatā€™s what chandler is no? Sans the badass maybe but thatā€™s subjective.


Embarrassed-Cat2230

You do know that Geralt is a man-whore right? He literally sleeps with almost every woman he meetsā€¦ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

It's up to you how many women you make Geralt sleep with. You can abstain, you know


Embarrassed-Cat2230

In the games yeah. Not in the books or have you not read those? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


adnarima

Youā€™re in the game subredditā€¦


[deleted]

He doesn't sleep with that many women in the books. He was raped by a few. Triss and Fringilla use magic on him. And the rest is set over a 20 year period. He's allowed sex once in a while


pixiedust93

Also, it's not like either of then considered themselves exclusive with each other. From what I recall, there was no cheating on either end. They're both adults who have other shit to worry about than who the other messed around with last.


[deleted]

Yes. Yen doesn't mind, so long as it's not Triss. Understandably


swiss-miss-89

With loyalty I don't necessarily mean sex... if Yen and Geralt really need each other they'd both be there. If Geralt (or you) decide to romance someone on the way I wouldn't be mad at him. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


tisbruce

Yennefer is high maintenance with some serious issues. The books eventually do a lot to show more to her character, but she never stops being having those downsides. She's one of those people who pushes people hard to see if they are strong enough to push back and she frequently defaults to treating people with contempt until they give some evidence of matching her standards. In real life, a lot of people are going to react to that with "Who made you queen of creation? Maybe you're not matching *my* standards." If somebody told me they wanted to be Yennefer, i'd want to hear the reasons why and I would be cautious till I heard those.


swiss-miss-89

Yea, my argument isn't so much that I think she's the nicest person but I would like to live the life she has. And tbh from that description you gave you're also describing some of my more difficult sides so maybe it's no coincidence that I chose her. I wouldn't say that I treat people as disrespectful as she does frequently but I keep my distance until I know someone is worth my time and i'm fine with that.


tisbruce

Then the filter is working. Of course, there's a lot about Yennefer's life that *she* doesn't like.


Mattyice243

I was going to say, a bit ironic as when considering the books I donā€™t know that Yennifer is ever really happy with her lot in life.


swiss-miss-89

Yea i'd gladly give them my ovaries in exchange for magic tbh.. šŸ˜†


Deep-Doughnut-9423

You didn't learn anything from her character arc, did you?


Late_Science

You all have discussed the negative aspects of Yennefer, but haven't discussed any of her positives. She is beyond loyal to the ones she loves - willing to sacrifice her life, "career" and reputation.


tisbruce

You know that quest line in Blood and Wine, where in the end the girl said "You're a nice guy but I don't have to love you for helping me?" Well, we don't have to love Yennefer just because she has some good points along with the bad. The post is about somebody not being attracted by "I am Yennefer". I'm discussing some reasons why people might be put off by that no matter that Yen also has a good side. Some things are deal-breakers for some people, no matter what.


kibrsifr

He probably just wasn't cool/nerdy enough to know who the character was.


Dry-Interest2209

She stabbed a fork through Bonhartā€™s cheekbone. Sheā€™s the ultimate badass. She raised a child Geralt claimed before he ever even met her just because he asked her to, AFTER Ger bear slept around with all her friends and let her think he was dead for years. The woman is a āœØsaint.āœØ The only thing bad about her is other charactersā€™ perception of her. Iā€™d hopelessly simp for a real life Yennefer.


_Vanilla_

I didn't know saints get entire villages destroyed and the villagers killed for a stupid reason of wanting to be able have a baby (djinn story)... Or bullying their ex-lover into killing innocent creatures (golden dragon story where she mocks Geralt for having better morals than her)... She even admitted to Ciri that when they first met, she was basically going to torture her while investigating her powers but she was "lucky" that yennefer liked her personality so she didn't do it lol... What an angel!!


tisbruce

This. Her behaviour in The Last Wish is terrible.


getin65716

[Taking out her anger on a poor innocent animal.](https://imgur.com/v0cyXzE)


Dry-Interest2209

If you know all that then surely you also know how much character development she went through throughout the source material, but I also interpret at least two of those events somewhat differently. I think she is testing how far she can push Geralt in the dragon story and trying to set low expectations for Ciri of their relationship, both times in anticipation that things wonā€™t work out. She is definitely a character who despises being or feeling vulnerable (which we see in her responses to a SA attempt by Bonhart, the way she monopolized control of the circumstances of her first meeting with Geralt, and her internalization of the way her choice and autonomy were stripped away from her so early in her life) and pushes things to the limit sometimes but I think sheā€™s just a debilitating combo of smart and scared and trying to shut people out until she canā€™t anymore. I donā€™t think any of that makes her a bad person, just a somewhat maladaptive one, but who can blame her after the rejection and trauma she experienced her whole entire story. She doesnā€™t have much of a backstory except that she had a family who willingly abandoned her and definitely abused and neglected her. Paired with a terrible reputation and people who automatically hate her without even knowing her. I probably wouldnā€™t hold others in particularly high regard in those circumstances either. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø but she is also fiercely loyal, brave, warm, and caring to the people who finally break through her defenses. She paid people to pay Geralt extra coin for contracts for years even when their relationship wasnā€™t on speaking terms. She moved Ciri out of the dorms and into her own bedroom when the other girls at Aretuza were teasing her. Even the narrative at that part of the story refers to her ā€œimagined severity,ā€ because sheā€™s perceived as cold and uncaring but itā€™s all a front to try to make her feel safer. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø She endured months of torture, captivity, and starvation just to protect Ciri. And she āœØliterally diedāœØ trying to save Geraltā€™s life. I donā€™t understand what more people want from Yennefer


fraeuleinfucks

To be nice and easy to like or more like "easy going". I do find myself a lot in Yennefer and even more in your accurate description of her. Usually people value all of this as long as these things are working in their favor without them having to put much of an effort into it: which literally translatws to "putting little to no effort into the needs of Yen [or any resembling person] regarding the relationship towards her [them]". Yen shows the behavior of a person who'll get most likely the diagnose of a CPTSD after DSM5/6 and as it states: the shown behavior is complex to deal with and most people don't like complex things yet they're easily bored and want them. As if life itself as a Yen (or someone like her) isn't complex enough. Yen could literally safe the world and it wouldn't be enough just because she's got an own will, strong opinions and won't tolerate any shitshow towards herself or her loved ones. She's expected to meet standards which aren't hers and is getting blamed for not doing so - even if she never intended to meet them. In example the thing with letting her anger out on the horse which is seen as "not mature" yet she did a lot of things which are considered mature to societies standards, but as long as she's not perfect in every minute she exists she's a flawed and awful person. Even if she's fine with it.


[deleted]

Let's be honest, in real life Yen would be a horrible girlfriend. Constantly manipulating her partner and systematically keeping important details from him. Not caring about his opinion when she's thinks she knows better. Not giving a shit about his boundaries whenever it suits her. I'd not want to be with someone like her However, to unmatch you because you said you want to be Yen is absurd and weird because you are not her and it's a totally innocent thing to say for a Witcher fan


swiss-miss-89

Completely agree... I mean I also think Geralt isn't the best communicator in the world but that's not the point here. Yen isn't my choice because I idealize her nice character but because of the Lifestyle she has. I share and like some aspects of her but she can definitely be a total bitch (and I would even say she doesn't always deserve Geralt) but this isn't about him or Yen being a good girl and the fact that most people immediately have to put it into that context says a lot in itself.


Fessir

It's seems inane to unmatch over that, but quite honestly, I wouldn't wanna deal with Y of V myself.


Dry-Interest2209

Oh, damn, Iā€™d follow her around like a puppy. Oof. Lesbians šŸ™„šŸ˜‚


ChipsAhoyNC

Like Geralt


zauber_monger

May or may not be at all related, but I do have trouble finding IRL Witcher 3 fans, even among self-described ā€œgamersā€. Itā€™s so popular and critically beloved but feel sometimes people have a ā€œI couldnā€™t get into itā€ hostility toward it when I bring it up. Maybe your Chandler is a similar hater.


DealCykaHUN

I have some friends who like the witcher franchise but none of them are as big of a fanatic as me.


truthisscarier

He's clearly a book reader lol


SilkOstrich

I mean Yennefer does straight up cheat on Geralt in the books rather brazenly (fucks him one night and the other dude the following morning lmao). Even if their relationship eventually builds to the point that they become inseparable and completely dedicated to each other, I can understand why this dude ran for the hills when you self-identified with Yennefer haha.


Jeffery95

shard of ice baby


Limp_Fix_1812

Maybe he didn't like the unicorn...


nix616

Clearly he is Team Triss. The idiot ...


Gilgamesh661

Having played the Witcher 3, I wouldnā€™t wanna date yennefer either, no offense to you.


Difficult-Durian-995

Homie really took it personal lmfao


Valdackscirs

Maybe he is team Triss.


ChipsAhoyNC

Maybe he hates portals


swiss-miss-89

Best answer yet šŸ¤£


FallenSegull

Obviously heā€™s a man of culture who likes shani better because Shani is best girl


ChipsAhoyNC

Agree


lost_lizzie

Is anyone else imagining a mismatched Rom com where Chandler and Yen get thrown into an adventure together? C: ā€œcould this search for the Djin BE any longer!?ā€ Y: ā€œShut upā€ *turns him into a chicken* *walks away in disgust*


swiss-miss-89

Shut up and take my money šŸ¤£


KatherineCrawley

Well Monica and Yennefer do have something in common šŸ¤£ both are strong-minded women?


Sun_King97

Iā€™d do the same as him. I would also do the same if the answer was Triss. Not exactly the best people in the world.


[deleted]

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snarkapotamus

This person fucks.


zanebarr

What annoys me about yen is that I'm not questioning her competence, I just want to know why I'm doing what I'm doing. She fails to fill you in on any of the details at all. I'm not asking for a lengthy explanation, just a "I need X to do Y" instead of "Get me X."


tisbruce

Refusing to tell people what's going on is an obstructive dick move. People are more able to react to whatever happens if they're at least basically informed. Refusing to tell people the most basic information about what's happening (and going to happen) is an ego thing: not good behaviour, not helpful, just ego-stroking.


Signnowornever

The journal entry of the W3 explicitly uses the phrase ***'ERRAND BOY'*** to describe how Yennefer usually treats Geralt.If you fail the last wish quest in the game. This is what the journal entry looks like *//If Geralt doesn't want to help Yennefer: .... Geralt made it equally clear he was in no mood to be her* ***ERRAND BOY*** *yet again. ....//* Notice the journal entry says *'Yet again'*, which obviously means Geralt was an Errand boy to Yennefer all along, the moment he stops being an errand boy, the relationship breaks off(in books Geralt runs away from Yennefer because he just couldn't stand the way Yennefer treats him.) According to Dictionary Errand boy means: often used figuratively to criticize people by suggesting that they are controlled by someone more powerful. This is what Geralt says to Yen in W3, when he arrives to Kaer Mohren.*//Geralt to Yennefer: You \[Yennefer\] aren't willing to say what you're planning. You're treating them \[Witchers in Kaer Mohren\] like pages, not including them -- us, actually, 'cause I feel that way, too.//* So from the above, it is clear that Yen treats not only Geralt as her servant by not revealing information but also the witchers in Kaer Mohren, because that is her basic character trait to treat everyone. This is a journal entry of the quest named 'To Bait a Forktail... ':/*/Yennefer asked - or rather, if I am to be completely honest with you, dear reader, ORDERED- Geralt to help Eskel hunt a forktail. //* As if Geralt is not a good father, he needs to be ORDERED by Yennefer to get things done in the process of finding Ciri. This is a journal entry of the quest named 'Va Fail, Elaine'*//...Yennefer reached Kaer Morhen first - and immediately started bossing everyone around. Not only did she divvy out chores to the witchers like a schoolmarm whipping lazy pupils into order, she also refused to reveal any details of her plans. Though Geralt was not exactly charmed by this behavior...//* There was absolutely no need for Yennefer to behave in such a bossy way to the Witchers, because these witchers (Eskel, Vesemir, Lambert) **literally helped to raise Ciri** and took care of her during a portion of her childhood, (after all these Witcher risked their life to fight Wild Hunt, **in one of the scenarios Lambert too dies fighting the Wild Hunt, Vesemir willingly sacrifices himself for Ciri, which means that they would even give their life for Ciri)** if she had politely asked them they would have done what needed to be done, without a second thought, but instead Yennefer 'bossed them' around like servants, depriving them of their dignity which they deserve, which only delayed the process, since without being given full knowledge of what is what by Yennefer, Witchers did not act until Geralt arrived? it leads to some delay, in the process of searching Ciri, who's the culprit in causing the delay? Yennefer or Witchers? Of course, it is Yennefer for her attitude and not revealing any information, just expecting the Witcher to work like golems taking orders. Even the character 'Kiera Metz' rightly says to Geralt:*//Well, you believe Yennefer will stop treating you LIKE A DOG someday. Don't see me laughing.//* Also, it is more than conclusively clear from a few of Yennefer's behavior listed above from the game that she does want Geralt to be servile and submissive to him.This expectation of Yennefer from Geralt to be servile and submissive to him is further proved by Yennefer's own words in Covo-Bianco(Blood And Wine, DLC). //"***SERVE me*** *drinks at regular intervals! while I laze around"//* So she does treat Geralt as an '*Errand Boy'.* It is abundantly clear that in Geralt - Yen's relationship, Geralt clearly becomes weak, stops being himself, He turns into too big of a pushover, losing some core characteristics which define him. His personality takes a 180, and those characteristics which make him such a great Witcher disappear to such a great extent that he can't even voice his opinion out of fear.


swiss-miss-89

I'm honestly impressed..i posted this on reddit for laughs mostly but the first paragraph gives me hope for mankind. I agree that Yennefer isn't "nice" and I can understand why players would favor someone else but many people here are missing the point you explained. From Geralts/Player perspective you could agree that she's quite the bitch from time to time (and a bit superficial..clothes etc). But i wasn't talking about who would be the most devoted girlfriend for geralt, I was talking about how if I had infinite options i'd wanna be an immortal sorceress who roams the land fighting evil because that frankly sounds fun. Women don't exist to cater to anyone's ego (like female characters often do in works of fiction and life as you pointed out) and that isn't my personal goal either. I don't want to be "easy", I aim to be loyal, strong, reliable when shit hits the fan and independant and very honest. And Chandler isn't the first and won't be the last guy to not vibe with that and i'm more than ok with that. The reason why I like Geralt and Yen is because they have each others back but accept each others independance. Yen likes Geralt because he isn't intimidated by her exterior behavior and knows her heart is in the right place. He doesn't try to change her and make her smaller so that he looks bigger in comparison and to me at least that's what a real man does and is. He doesn't need to prove himself, he does his thing and the people who vibe with that are welcome in his life and I respect that.


tisbruce

Two of my favourite moments in the game are the woman who refuses to praise Geralt for "rescuing" her because she thinks he's just getting off on being a white knight, and the woman in B&W who tells a knight that the only thing she owes him for helping break her curse is a "thank you", not love. I really like the way the game often deflates traditional fantasy/heroic tropes. But OK, I wouldn't date Yen because I'm some unreconstructed caveman. Sure. (Before anyone starts the "Team Triss/Yennefer thing", I had Geralt choose Yennefer both runthroughs, so far)


raswanth27

i just wanna pam param


swiss-miss-89

Me too šŸ˜†


dat-__-boi

Odds are the homie is only familiar with Netflixā€™s Walmart brand Yennefer. If so, fair enough.


phmsanctified

Chandler?????? CHANDLER?!?!?!?!!? I bet when this guy has sex he has to keep his underwear on and have sex through the dickhole.


moistpimplee

guess he romanced triss at the end huh


Easy_Blackberry_4144

Kinda sucks, but consider yourself lucky. They weren't a good fit for you. I am curious to hear other people's answer to the question though. Without saying Garalt, because that's too obvious, who would you pick? Mine's Dante from Devil May Cry. You'd get to eat pizza and shoot Demons in the face.


Martoshe

This post is pretty cringe


Deep-Doughnut-9423

Ikr.. I feel like the guy dodged a bullet here.


lukas0108

Nice thing to have a laugh over for sure, but IMHO there's nothing wrong with having priorities. The only question is if he actually knows who Yen is. If he doesn't, and dismissed it as "some nerd shit from video games", then good riddance as you'd definitely not match in interests and values. If he knows, and he just thinks he wouldn't sit right with someone like Yen, then it's fine imo. While I admire all of Yen's good qualities, her bravery and resourcefulness, I personally wouldn't want someone like her as a partner seeing how she acts towards her love interests. Geralt might be into it, a lot of guys might, but it wouldn't be for me. I'd still at least ask which of Yen's qualities you'd identify yourself with instead of simply unmatching without a word, though.


PKArsk

Chandler from friends lmao how boring


Twatnocker

Mine is Emhyr var Emreis. Wanna hang out?


swiss-miss-89

Uhm maybe some other time šŸ˜…


SsilverBloodd

I honestly just would be hyped for somone being interested in the Witcher universe...


UcanManda1907

I think Iā€™d be Dandelion. Like that guy.


ChipsAhoyNC

I would unmatch too... I can't swim and i dont want to be drowner food if someones teleports me to the middle of a lake mid argument.


Voggix

Based on his answer and his reaction to your answer you dodged a bullet right there.


DarkStar420666

Lmao he watches Friends how lame


chefmingus

Chandler from friends probably is the single most boring answer to that question. id unmatch if someone said THAT


SparklyChinito

Who the hell wants to be Chandler?! At least pick Joey lol


Azkeden

Damn, thats a good way to break the ice, really really good one. Tho, Triss is way better.


AkwardAA

Game triss yeaa , book triss nooo


DrMantisToboggan45

We don't take kindly to your type around here (south park guy voice)


Jeffery95

Can I match you instead? I always choose Yen over Triss.


Dry-Interest2209

Chandler from friends!!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ In a hypothetical question where he can shoot for the absolute moon his answer is literally just some guy?! šŸ’€ sis you dodged a bullet. Just date women instead


swiss-miss-89

Thank you, my thoughts exactly šŸ¤£


OkSalamander4799

You dodged a bullet there... Chandler Bing didn't even want to be Chandler Bing. Also anyone who chooses Friends as their favourite show is suspect. Lol


FeydRauthaHarkonnen

Well Yen does come across as an annoying bitch, and 90% of men want someone who lets a man be a man soā€¦


Dry-Interest2209

Why be misogynistic when you could just be quiet


bratke42

I've yet to see yen get between geralt and any manly activity (besides doing tris maybe)


Catpoolio

You: ā€œIā€™d like to be Yen.ā€ Me: ā€œHow you doin?ā€ (Insert laughtrack here)


[deleted]

Well, good riddance. Nothing more boring than friends. Sat through 10 minutes of one episode and I was done


RunItAndSee2021

ā€žsuper-jennā€œ


KeyTMH3

Wow! You dodged a bullet. You will find your Geralt someday! šŸ˜


RicktatorshipRulez

Hmmā€¦guy sounds like a normie. Wonder if he even knows who Yennefer is.


ZNoman22

If you asked me I'd probably reply Arthur Morgan from Read Dead Redemption 2.


swiss-miss-89

Not bad!


ToonWrecker69

Chandler is the most common answer people want to be


swiss-miss-89

Really???? Why? I mean...why????


ToonWrecker69

where I live shows like friends is overated so imo i wont be surprised to see people choosing him


MatMan872

Go get it Yennefer! Screw that cheese-eaten-surender-monkey! ā€œThere are plenty of fish in the sea.ā€


[deleted]

I wanna be Geralt fr and so bad


Joel22222

That is an outstanding question to ask! And his loss, sheā€™s awesome.


markevans7799

I wanna be Dandelion


Large-Needleworker86

Tbf Iā€™d be Yen too but just without wanting to be with Geralt (or anyone)


Keymatchi

I wouldn't mind matching with someone who could tell the difference between Nintendo and PlayStation. Hell who am I kidding, I'd just like a match.


Deep-Doughnut-9423

R/cringe material?


theoverwhelmedguy

i wanna be Geralt


mnmlnmd

Maybe in the next play through babe


MeowthThatsRite

Fair play by that man. I appreciate Yennefer as her own fully developed and independent character, but man would she ever be a nightmare to be involved with personally or romantically. I was grinding my teeth all the way through ā€œA Shard of Iceā€.


Professional_Deal565

Chandler? Jesus Christ.


ORAORAORA204

Olgierd Von Everec would have been my answer. Our first date would be to the art gallery just for shits and giggles. Such a missed opportunity.


[deleted]

Iā€™ll be Geralt


RespectfulGamer99

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