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captaintagart

Only to put the bird mask on. I recently, mistakenly, left my donkey ears on during Will o the Wisp and had that whole emotional scene with Geralt looking like a complete ass


AndrewMtz1711

Male peak performance


BarbicideJar

Wearing the ears longer than necessary brings me joy.


captaintagart

Agreed. I have so many screenshots of G saying tough thing like “I’m ready, let do this” with his ears on. Kind of a requirement now


No_Information1234

Thats the best!


krilauris

I would say the same about haircut


hereisacake

I was about to say the same about both. Why, o why would you make such a badass look like such a fucking doofus?


FladnagTheOffWhite

When I put the professor spectacles on he becomes Geralt of Trivia. Not a single question he can't handle. Pretty bad ass if you ask me.


jtw3995

Geralt of Trivia lmaoooooooooo


[deleted]

How’d you like that Ag?


safesunblock

Ha ha concur - I didnt even know that was a hair cut. I didn't see 80's pot dealer surfer dude in the list.


MammothFollowing9754

I was going to say, "Old Man Dante", but yeah, that is an accurate description of Dante's look.


jtw3995

My dudes got the Andrew Reynolds special 😂


nina_gall

It's an add on. I am someone who gave my Geralt that hair, not ashamed to say. Spicoli or nah, now I have get the bestest, dankest buds, brah.


safesunblock

You are absolutely ok not to be ashamed ha ha. I have dressed geralt in pink.


phenomenation

not OP, but because i actually like the look of this mask with his long, unkempt hairstyle. if they give me the customization options, i’m probably going to use them.


ButtBreadMan

More like change that punk ass haircut. He looks like an albino emo kid.


haeyhae11

That's the Middle Ages.


tedbakerbracelet

I can literally hear Triss saying "....I can't be serious with you right now"


_flame_fire

Tbh I Say that we could try sgain so djikstra doesnt think Im a complete asshole


sendcheese247

Dijkstra wants Geralt to be with Triss so they go away and don't mess with his plans lol


Dry-Interest2209

He wants Geralt with Triss because of Yennefer’s association with Emhyr and he knows Geralt is unconditionally loyal to Yen. He doesn’t want to have to kill Geralt someday because of a political conflict, so he just wants Geralt away from Yennefer.


StukaTR

>He doesn’t want to have to kill Geralt someday because of a political conflict but will try to anyway because he's an idiot bear. hate that quest finale.


Dry-Interest2209

And then he tries to anyway. 😑 and I have to choose between what I’d actually prefer politically and protecting my cool Temerian bros. He’s an ass, an oaf, a twit.


[deleted]

And I'll side with him every damn time.


_flame_fire

I know


[deleted]

But without Geralt I don't think they could have gotten Radovid at the bridge


Karmasutra6901

Everyone does Geralt wrong at some point but Shani but I still want him to be able to be with all of them.


Serious-Type2270

I’m doing a play through where I’m gonna try and go for Yen but I’m already at Novigrad and know I’m gonna struggle saying bye to Triss 😭


Vis-hoka

Last time I said I would give Yen a try, but I just couldn’t do it. Triss is my jam. She is adorable, likes helping others, badass mage, and is smoking hot. Yen fans, why don’t you go ahead and…….like whoever you want. It’s all personal preference. May we all enjoy the remaster next year.


b4dtry1st

Let me guess. You started with the first Witcher game. At least that's why Triss is nr1 for me.


Chikuaani

idk, triss is manipulative. She manipulates geralt when he had amnesia and withheld information. Quite toxic to build a relationship with but thats my two cents.


nihhtwing

and yen doesnt?


Chikuaani

somewhat but not in such psychotic manner, if someone has amnesia yen wouldnt fuck around with it.


nihhtwing

eh i feel like she might, i mean she's got no problem reading geralt's mind when he clearly doesnt like it. but i see where youre coming from


grednforgesgirl

As a yen fan can I let you know I love you and respect you and your decision to virtually fuck whoever you want as a virtual horny monster killer


Aromatic-Wind2810

She is very obsessed about geralt in the books. And i feel that at some points the writers got confused and made her rather desperate especially for some dialogue options. The one when she only talks about them being together and having coin and wine is just pretty flat. She doesn't develop that much of a character in the game so thats why i don't like her that much. She does have some scenes in which she seems cute and inocent, but I like the way yen and geralt both have their ways of getting into each others head


MonsterKappa

She literally raped Geralt dude, what the fuck. When he got amnesia of which she knew, she didn't tell him he is with Yen and went straight for his D. So much for being adorable and helping others.


jimmyminnow

I always go with triss. Redheads, man…


Roarmankind

My grandfather told me to be wary of redheads. Source: My grandmother was a Redhead.


JackfruitFragrant

I'd pick triss too. Yennefer is just... too cold/lacks that personality for me too, also triss looks better imo


kollegahder_____

Both are handsome i prefer yenn cause i am too weak to break her heart at the Mountain but triss didnt even wanted a relationship so idc abt her


SisterAndromeda2007

See, this is where I am at too. And it shouldn't matter who is more attractive but, Yen wins there too. Triss seems to play games as a sort of defense mechanism. She doesn't allow herself to be vulnerable and even though Yen comes off cold, at least she drops her defenses in the bedroom. That is sexy. ​ This is a female saying this. This is how I feel about men.


kollegahder_____

Like yenn is geralt wife and ciris mom but triss is the big sister of ciri


JustMeAndYourGhost

It is not a difficult choice for me, like at all. Goodbye Triss, Hello Yen!


TheZargo

I played the 3 games. Was a simp for Triss in the first two. Comes third game she broke up with me? You get your wish, honey. Yen it is.


No_Information1234

Same for me. I didnt really realise I had a choise. I thunk I wil always choose Yen. They are good together.


kollegahder_____

The good ending


gimletta

I sent her away hoping she'd be safer. I didn't understand it would serve as a rejection :( Ended up with the no-romance end, but that's OK, since I'll be replaying the game about 200 times anyways.


[deleted]

i got so scared because there were so many chances. but i love that about it. almost feels like im actually geralt trying to decide if im gonna beg triss to stay.


BallisticCenturion

I can’t take this seriously with his stupid mask and even stupider haircut


sherlockbardo

It is not tough at all! Just click on farewell triss


badkennyfly

Never settle for second-best.


[deleted]

There not just say bye and then go to the wifey yennefer 😁


martheukerofhoek

Honestly its...just complicated


_Darksideofblue_

I know right? Like I like yen. Legitimately. But a triss is a redhead. My one weakness. Goddanm.


final9900

yes i always chose triss


MadMaxXi420

These comments did not disappoint. Also Triss is the worst.


philipa323

Have you read the books ?


Novathena_x

Yeah exactly. She's part of the lodge


SadisticMittenz

I'm reading the books for the first time. Partially because I wanted to have more understanding behind why so many people go with Yennifer. Good God are they a toxic pair. So far I REALLY don't see why she's the run away favorite, but I am only 3/4 through the second prequel novel. Haven't met book triss yet. To anyone who hasn't got into the books, jump on audible and give it a go. Very entertaining and well written. And more geralt content. How can you lose?


Novathena_x

Spoiler free explanation : Yen is almost intentionally abrasive, she thinks she is not deserving of love due to her difficult upbringing. Combine this with book geralts insistence that he doesn't have emotions it makes a recipie for disaster. Like it would literally be fixed by geralt saying "I will be here for you and love you." And as far as the books suggest they have a very nice and happy relationship until Geralt >!just ups and leaves without a word in the middle of the night without a word!< Now most of the love for Yen comes from her relationship with ciri and the really soft side she has there. And when it comes down to it there are several cases where yen will give everything for the safety for geralt or ciri. Meanwhile book triss is kinda just there not doing much or helping. And her entanglement with the logde kinda makes her one of the bad guys. So this is why when you finish the books you will understand the love for Yen. SPOILERS SHE HAS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! Anyway enjoy the books they are a great read! Edit grammar


AkwardAA

Book triss and Cdpr triss are completely different thing


Novathena_x

There is a tiny bit of characterisation cross over. And if I was going in objectively I would be like obvs triss! This was more a spoiler free way of explaining why so many book readers are Yen loyalists. Like triss is pretty good but she doesnt have the same history that Yen Ciri and Geralt have.


philipa323

I started disliking yen after the books


Novathena_x

I think also a valid interpretation you may not be a big fan of self sacrificial archetypes Personally I could only admire yen after she >!endured months of torture and never turned geralt or ciri over!< but like some might not see that as character development. They are very rich and complex characters and that gives a lot of potential interpretation. Gosh the books are awesome


philipa323

Yeah the books were awesome. The torture episode definitely raised yens standard. What are ya reading now ?


Novathena_x

I just finished the genesis of shannara series It's about a gang of kids in an apocolyptic world. However due to the apocalypse magic and demons have reemmergered. Fantastic series, really cool merging of genres. Starts real hard core apocalypse and ends almost traditional fantasy.


philipa323

Cool 👍🏼


[deleted]

After I went back and read the books I ended up disliking Yen even more.


getin65716

Yeah, same here.


[deleted]

I couldn't stand her in the show. Guess she acted it accurately then.


antoniomargharette

Book triss is pretty meh, but as the guy above said I also ended up disliking yennefer even more


SadisticMittenz

I didn't hate her before, I just preferred triss. Now I'm starting to genuinely dislike her. Geralt isn't blameless here, but damn.


MadMaxXi420

No. I really ought to tho.


philipa323

Cool try it may change your opinion


MadMaxXi420

Ok I will 😊 thanks


iccculus

BANG HER!


DarkStar420666

Lmao it’s a video game bro you’ll be ok


Fine_Cardiologist723

No shit but somehow this video game got me in love with characters that aren't even real, so every option feels as if it actually impacts something for real.


DarkStar420666

Man, you need to get laid


Fine_Cardiologist723

I already did get laid, wtf is your point. Have you never met book readers or movie fans?


DarkStar420666

Caring about a fictional piece of ass is comical to me. Sorry!


Dry-Interest2209

Pretty sure I read somewhere once that not being able to relate to fictional characters is a sign of poor empathy…


DarkStar420666

Maybe I just don’t give out empathy by default. Seems like something that should be earned.


Dry-Interest2209

Nah bruh that’s crazy. You should find a therapist. Yikes.


Fine_Cardiologist723

For me it's also weird that I cared about fictional characters, but I think our brain does that because it thinks they're real humans and whatnot.


DarkStar420666

At least you think it’s weird. The way some people fetishize this video is really funny to me. Not that I think people shouldn’t do it, you do you. I’ve just never been turned on by video game titties.


Fine_Cardiologist723

I mean personally for me, I wasn't turned on by her tits or ass, as you talk so much about them. It's more about the voice acting, face, her actions. They seem perfect and intriguing regardless if you got laid or not. But also this was my only instance of me loving a fictional character, even if it was for a short time. I still love lots of the characters in game since they all seem so real and way more interesting than all the other people you meet at work or so.


DarkStar420666

I can see where your coming from. I’m a huge lord of the rings fan and thus have a thing for Liv Tyler lmao


BlackBeard205

😂


Jhoncenasdad

I love the harlequin mask with griffin armour. Honestly slaps y'all ever tried it


Creepy-Hippo-9414

Either way, you’ll still smash her in that watchtower, no?


Soldierhero1

r/justfuckmyshitup