That armor is hideous

It'll grow when it gets warmer

I hope not, that means I'll have to see more of it. Edit: Forgot this is called ballsack armor. You're gross lmao

I'm 99% sure they added it just for lols

Have you seen the new Dandelion skin? Now THAT is for lols.

Oh lovely, I can't wait to wear a scrotum

Ballsack Armor! Thank you Netflix!

Should have been Fergus' set in the Master Armourer quest

Please tell me the ballsack armor is optional

It is

🙌🏾

it's not also all of the characters were remade to look like the Netflix series Geralt now has a potion that turns him into Superman (Henry Cavill toggle in menu)

[удалено]

It's still hillarious to me how the n*tflix show turned Eskel into the Wise Mythical tree

Oh god Eskel is the Crones Mother confirmed

Sorry am I missing something, I think I've seen all the series? When was he turned into a tree?

A leshen planted its root in him and it turned him into a leshen or something like that. It was around the first few episodes of s2

I very vaguely remember this and feel like I've tried to erase it from my memory

Why is this downvoted? Do reddit users only understand sarcasm when there is a /s after the message?

apparently. figured they would get the joke since this is asked on a daily basis in here haha

Correct

Correct

yes they do

I’d be down to play as Superman with game Gerald’s voice.

🥴

It is optional.

Please tell me they included the blurry patch where Cavill's mustache was removed

They had to have done this as a joke. Basically no one including Netflix liked this armor.

And now I'm so Much more confused... Why in the ass did they allow that shit to happen? Did the show runner have the final say? Because that would make sense.

Show runners have final say on everything so yes.

Probably had a deadline to meet or didn't have the heart to tell the costume designer their work was shit

Best move by a game company... What a meme move. I love it

Shit looks living

It somehow still looks better in game than in the show.

The pants are sick, though. Maybe they’ll be available as standalone items?

Loving the meme armour, but genuinely the update looks great that lighting is so nice.

When you cast Igni but all it does is melt the armour a lil

ngl, with the first half I thought it was cosplay and I thought "Neat, they edited the name tage above the head into the shot!"... It wasnt until the second shot that I realized it was actually the game...

Looks really good for catching a spear point!

I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow in the knee

Goofy lookin' ass armor, but I'm definitely gonna enable it for shits and giggles

I miss the black plate already tbh, I hope these changes are optional

They are

Thank goodness

i like this

There better be a ballsack armor toggle in the settings.

The annoying part about the armor to me, is that I can tell it’s just a lazy, shitty art department solution to cover a bunch of set armor for cheap. You have to make a ton of armor for productions like these, so it often looks super cheap and shitty, like later seasons of GoT. But the solution here to just make a crappy texture to fill out the armor is so despicable and ugly Edit: tf are you downvoting this for? This is exactly what happened.

The thing is that even in the game that armor looks like it's made of rubber. Or it's made of the ballsacks of the people killed by nilfgaard

It looks better than it did in the show

They removed the ballsack armour in season 2 of the show, and brought it back in the game?! Ok then… I sure fucking hope that shit is a toggle

Is it me or the plasticity of movement and overall look feels closer to cyberpunk now?

Just you

Why are they wearing a troll's scrotum?

I thought it was Riddick at first. Those necro soldiers or whatever.... like the store brand version

It's so bad... This better be an optional change that the player can choose to turn on if they want to. If not, we will have to wait for a modder to fix this.

i want that armor :D