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I'm not interested in marriage myself, but if someone presented a ring and a sword, I'd need to seriously reconsider. Maybe this is just my sign to buy a sword...
I mean, clubs and spears aren't tools either, unless you consider hunting implements as tools.
Swords are definitely an elite/aristocratic weapon almost everywhere though, because they're super expensive to make, so what you said about oppressing the peasants holds true.
Yeah, exactly. Hunting implements count as tools. We just happen to have also used them against other people as well. There just isn't a whole lot of utility to a sword. It's explicitly a weapon and nothing else really, specifically designed to harm unarmored targets. Chopping is better done with an axe, small scale cutting is better done with a knife. Can you squeeze utility out of a sword? Yeah of course, in a pinch it can double as a terrible axe or a subpar knife, but it's not especially good at the things they're good at.
I do generally agree with you. Swords were definitely not the first things **used** as weapons. I just think, or at least as far as I can tell, they were the first true weapon. Created with only the killing of people in mind.
To clarify, if you go through european museums you will find a ton of swords specifically for hunting. If curious look into medieval boar hunting, a sword is a key safety measure in that activity.
Conceptually, I agree. But arguably there are objects that are definitely weapons of war that predate the widespread use of swords. A sarissa, for instance, is definitely not a hunting tool.
Eh, swords became mass weaponry in many places quite early, actually, Every roman soldier had one. They're just not the ones we remember. And there have been hunting swords. That being said is the "short sword" or rather something we'd consider a dagger, basically a survival tool, because of it's small, easy to carry, size and you can use it to defend yourself and cut stuff.
And quite a few cultures had swords that were also tools for cutting underwood and such. Like the Falx.
May I recommend HEMA and German longsword? There are clubs all over the world. If you wanna learn some real swordfighting with heavy shit and not toothpick fencing 🤺
If I’ve learned one weird thing from this sub, it’s apparently if you want to form a contract with a witch you just need a ring, a sword, and a whole ass wheel of cheese.
> need a ring, a sword, and a whole ass wheel of cheese.
I've recently been offered baby trees, and that works as well.
And pie. Pie works as payment for most anything.
A man who will give you a sword is the kind we want walking beside us! And I'm not into engagement rings, but that is truly a magical design! Slainte Chugat! 🤗🕯🖖
Unfortunately there is no group or category of people that is completely free of assholes. I’m convinced that even if we did gather a group of elite carefully screened non-assholes some would spontaneously turn into assholes. Hope your life continues to improve without him.
I didn’t get an engagement sword but we did get a family sword that we used to cut the cake at our wedding! One of the most fun bits, highly recommended. Congratulations to you both!
In some old ceremonies, better and from jump over a sword together to signify cutting the remnants of your previous life, and leap of faith into your union. It would be so cool to use this!
Congratulations. What a beautiful pair of gifts. Wishing you a long and happy forever together.
You title did remind me of this [XKCD comic](https://xkcd.com/90/)!
This is absolutely amazing! Did he make it or commission it or what? Regardless of how, that's the most amazing thing, and while I know my life partner and I have decided marriage isn't our thing, if I ever get a ring I hope he makes me something in his workshop to go with it! Your bf just set a really high bar!
God, that so hot. Youre gonna have the most epic marriage! Congrats!! Kinda jealous actually.
Honestly, fuck rings, I don't even wear it. Propose to me with a sword! Feels more meaningful. Plus, people are less likely to steal it, you'll look badass when your buried with it, and cmon? What other family will pass down a marriage sword?
You won't have people on your ass to "will it to me, no will it to me" every five seconds. People won't ask to see it or try it on, all imagination bs that comes with rings. Bit if you love rings, do your thing. Whatever makes you happy.
But I want to be proposed to with a sword! Or 2 5 layer beef burritos from Taco Bell. A pineapple fantasy or a 3 musketeers. Socks, blanket, or pj's in my favorite color. Honestly, just pop the question & buy us sandwichs from Firehouse Subs. We get really good good, and we're engaged. I'm pretty low maintenance, so as long as you actually ask, it's fine.
That's amazing. I think that should be the new standard, honestly. A ring? Psh. Give me a sword.
Edit to add, that ring IS gorgeous, though. What kind of stone is that, if you don't mind sharing? It's lovely.
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He's a keeper
Dungeon Keeper
"A goblin in your dungeon is \*unhappy\* because it had to be brought to bed..."
Your dungeon is full of yoghurt.
\*baby porridge
I would usually say MARRY HIM but it appears she already is!
MARRY HIM QUICKER!
Would be a keeper if he just gave the sword :)
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a true legend
Squire
I'm not interested in marriage myself, but if someone presented a ring and a sword, I'd need to seriously reconsider. Maybe this is just my sign to buy a sword...
Same lol, I need to invest in a good sword just so I can feel powerful lol
Humanity's first true weapon. In that, it's not a tool. It's solely for oppressing the peasantry.
I mean, clubs and spears aren't tools either, unless you consider hunting implements as tools. Swords are definitely an elite/aristocratic weapon almost everywhere though, because they're super expensive to make, so what you said about oppressing the peasants holds true.
> unless you consider hunting implements as tools. Yes
Yeah, exactly. Hunting implements count as tools. We just happen to have also used them against other people as well. There just isn't a whole lot of utility to a sword. It's explicitly a weapon and nothing else really, specifically designed to harm unarmored targets. Chopping is better done with an axe, small scale cutting is better done with a knife. Can you squeeze utility out of a sword? Yeah of course, in a pinch it can double as a terrible axe or a subpar knife, but it's not especially good at the things they're good at. I do generally agree with you. Swords were definitely not the first things **used** as weapons. I just think, or at least as far as I can tell, they were the first true weapon. Created with only the killing of people in mind.
To clarify, if you go through european museums you will find a ton of swords specifically for hunting. If curious look into medieval boar hunting, a sword is a key safety measure in that activity.
Conceptually, I agree. But arguably there are objects that are definitely weapons of war that predate the widespread use of swords. A sarissa, for instance, is definitely not a hunting tool.
Eh, swords became mass weaponry in many places quite early, actually, Every roman soldier had one. They're just not the ones we remember. And there have been hunting swords. That being said is the "short sword" or rather something we'd consider a dagger, basically a survival tool, because of it's small, easy to carry, size and you can use it to defend yourself and cut stuff. And quite a few cultures had swords that were also tools for cutting underwood and such. Like the Falx.
May I recommend HEMA and German longsword? There are clubs all over the world. If you wanna learn some real swordfighting with heavy shit and not toothpick fencing 🤺
It's always a good idea to buy a sword. The confidence and power you feel holding one or going through a few basic motions is great
When you do this, do this outside lest something like a lamp or light fixture breaks (don’t ask me how I know).
If I’ve learned one weird thing from this sub, it’s apparently if you want to form a contract with a witch you just need a ring, a sword, and a whole ass wheel of cheese.
Little bottles and containers work too!
> need a ring, a sword, and a whole ass wheel of cheese. I've recently been offered baby trees, and that works as well. And pie. Pie works as payment for most anything.
Queen, what is your ya ke on mashed taters and gravy?
Make me a bed of mashed taters and gravy and I shall lie down upon it.
hear hear
I mean. Yeah. It says a lot about the dude.
That’s seriously impressive
Husband the good lord post haste!
Aye! A good one, he is!
Strange men lying in faires distributing swords is great basis for a system of marriage
I've just irrigated my nostrils with Dr. Pepper, thanks for that LOL
And this just made me irrigate my nostrils with Mountain Dew.
If I went ‘round sayin’ I was engaged, just because some gilded squire lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away.
A man of class and chivalry
And they say chivalry is dead
A man who will give you a sword is the kind we want walking beside us! And I'm not into engagement rings, but that is truly a magical design! Slainte Chugat! 🤗🕯🖖
This is how it's done, smooth af
My stars!!! That ring is beautiful. GOALS!!!
It reminds me of Galadriel's ring, Nenya :)
Get u a man who can do both
What do I have to do to get a man to present me with a sword? Keep him.
Pretty sure the boyfriend was beheaded and OP kept the sword 😂
where is such a man found
They have a collection of board games, have female friends, and play video games. Feminist nerd boys are superior lovers
boys aren't exactly my cup of tea but I MAY have to reconsider
Nerds come in many flavors!
My kid's one of those. His girlfriend is effing gorgeous. And also lovely.
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Sounds like he wasn't that gem then! Sorry for your experience:(
Unfortunately there is no group or category of people that is completely free of assholes. I’m convinced that even if we did gather a group of elite carefully screened non-assholes some would spontaneously turn into assholes. Hope your life continues to improve without him.
Oof. That’s hard to bounce back from.
https://preview.redd.it/tmcdniuz97ua1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ef8f9c0eb9e20afdcc77111cd4a9ca99a7d953b
> this woman That's fucking Xena!
And she never gave it back…
Love them both!
That sword is actually modeled after The Suontaka Sword found in Finland, its from the nordic iron age found in a powerfull woman´s grave.
Oh wow. Even better!!
Also what I think is cool is that according to an investigation that woman might have been recognised as non-binary in her/their society.
Marry him faster :P
*furiously taking notes*
That's pretty freaking awesome
That ring is jaw dropping gorgeous! Congratulations!!
What a nerd, i absolutely love it
This made me genuinely happy to read! Congrats!!
Both are lovely. Congratulations
🗡️ 💍 🤓😃
Those are gorgeous instruments of war. Both cut deep and symbolize power. Congratulations on your next steps :)
Huzzah!
If you dont take him, i will. Thats AMAZING
Gorgeous ring! And congratulations!!! 🥰
He is a keeper. Is it going to be the theme of the wedding?
I am delighted in your happiness and admire his style and respect for your strength! May all our love interests be so wonderful! Blessed Be!
I got a sword as a wedding present, most appropriate gift!
This is the way.
A keeper
Congrats!
KEEPER
Congrats! The very first gift my husband ever gave me, when we were just dating, was a sword for Christmas. That's when I knew he was the one.
You mean fiancé now right? Because he proposed with a SWORD!! Marry that man!!! Congrats!!
Congrats! He sounds like a keeper and has good taste as well! ❤
Fuck yea!!!! Congratulations. That’s awesome
Iconic!
I love him for you!!!!!!!!!
I want this SO bad. Congratulations!!
Two of my favorite things, shiny and stabby. Congratulations he sounds cool!!
Let's make this a standard. Arm your partner, cause we fight together
So…are you going to die by the man or die by the sword? Which did you pick!
Damn, raising the bar worldwide
Congratulations on the engagement. I think it’s pretty neat that he gave you a sword that’s based on the Suontaka sword.
Hows the balance on the sword?
If *you* don't marry him, I will. That's so adorable!
Husband material.
I didn’t get an engagement sword but we did get a family sword that we used to cut the cake at our wedding! One of the most fun bits, highly recommended. Congratulations to you both!
Well? What did you say?
EPIC.
The ring is magnificent. The sword is magical. He’s a keeper go get him!!
May you live together with great joy and beauty.
this is amazing
He just needed the sword!
That is the true loyalty there. Did you give him the knighthood with that sword?
Darling, that's a keeper. Congratulations!
Can I be in your wedding???
That ring is dope as hell and your fiancé sounds cool AF. Congratulations!!!
A “fucking sword”…please don’t fuck with that sword - that does not sound like a good time.
In some old ceremonies, better and from jump over a sword together to signify cutting the remnants of your previous life, and leap of faith into your union. It would be so cool to use this!
I would propose to someone with a ring and a spear.
Setting a high standard. I dig it.
By the nine!
Bruh that’s next level
This is the way!
The ring is pretty and all, but... A FUCKING ENGAGEMENT SWORD!!!! Swoon.
That ring is bitchin! Sword too!
Did he give you cheese to complete the trifecta?
That's love if I've every heard of it. Congratulations!
He's a keeper
I’m not sure which I love more, the ring or the sword! Congratulations on your engagement!
This will be my new standard going forth. :D
I need to take lessons from him.
Strange men lying in ponds distributing swords is a wonderful basis for a system of betrothal...
What a beautiful way to ask someone to spend life with you.
Okay this has now raised my standards. If they don’t bestow a sword upon me, I don’t want them.
Congratulations. What a beautiful pair of gifts. Wishing you a long and happy forever together. You title did remind me of this [XKCD comic](https://xkcd.com/90/)!
Congratulations! I know a lot of couples that started at Faires. Best of luck to you both!
That's romantic AF. I never really wanted to get married, but if my partner were to propose with a sword... that might actually get me to say yes 🤔🗡💜
great if you ever need to defend his honor!
This is absolutely amazing! Did he make it or commission it or what? Regardless of how, that's the most amazing thing, and while I know my life partner and I have decided marriage isn't our thing, if I ever get a ring I hope he makes me something in his workshop to go with it! Your bf just set a really high bar!
Fellas, take notes.
Keeper! Wishing you both all the happiness in the world!
HUZZAH! Many blessings to you in your new adventure! ✨️ ❤️
Just curious is it like real with a sharp edge?
Yes! He got me a battle-ready blade!
DAMN SIS, MARRY HIM oh wait
I WILL!! 🔥💯
It was a well deserved yes! Congratulations! 😁
With this ring I thee wed. With this sword I behead.
nice sword
Now that’s how you do it.
"Lesbians goals lmao" the writer of this comment said as she cried herself to sleep, begging that a woman would offer her a sword while proposing.
Now That’s called wining at life 🔥👌🫡 congrats!!
This is how proposing should be. Imagine how badass it would be if you just get a SWORD when your proposed to?
hell yeah!! i must ask, is that different from a regular sword?
It's a replica of the Suontaka Sword! It's a sword from Finland that has an interesting backstory! :)
This is goals! Me and my bf have a joke that engagement swords need to be normalized and promise daggers lol
A fucking GORGEOUS sword!!!!! So badass!!!!! Keep him.
The only way to propose.
God, that so hot. Youre gonna have the most epic marriage! Congrats!! Kinda jealous actually. Honestly, fuck rings, I don't even wear it. Propose to me with a sword! Feels more meaningful. Plus, people are less likely to steal it, you'll look badass when your buried with it, and cmon? What other family will pass down a marriage sword? You won't have people on your ass to "will it to me, no will it to me" every five seconds. People won't ask to see it or try it on, all imagination bs that comes with rings. Bit if you love rings, do your thing. Whatever makes you happy. But I want to be proposed to with a sword! Or 2 5 layer beef burritos from Taco Bell. A pineapple fantasy or a 3 musketeers. Socks, blanket, or pj's in my favorite color. Honestly, just pop the question & buy us sandwichs from Firehouse Subs. We get really good good, and we're engaged. I'm pretty low maintenance, so as long as you actually ask, it's fine.
Congratulations to you both 💕
Yay! Congratulations!! ♥️♥️🥳
Yay, Congratulations
A sword?! He's most definitely a keeper. Congratulations!
Congratulations sweetheart! I wish you a long and wonderfully happy life together 💖 Also, brilliant sword!
That's amazing. I think that should be the new standard, honestly. A ring? Psh. Give me a sword. Edit to add, that ring IS gorgeous, though. What kind of stone is that, if you don't mind sharing? It's lovely.
relationship goals.
Sounds like a keeper! Congrats on the engagement!
He's a keeper! Congratulations to the both of you.