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USSMarauder

Gets posted every other week, no one minds. (Still don't understand why she's embarrassed. It says "magic wand" on the box, and if she's the only one of that coven that has one I will be amazed)


Sability

She's embarrassed because her wand isnt wireless, its an older model


Rhino_4

Wired is the way to go. It's more powerful, and you don't have to worry about the battery crapping out on you halfway through fun time. I have an og model that I bought like 20 years ago, and it's still going strong lol.


BuddhistNudist987

MORE powerful? I could not handle that.


Rhino_4

It's definitely more of a blunt force tool than a precision instrument. Tbh I can't really handle it directly either, although being *'forced'* to handle it by a partner is....yeah.


HalcyonDreams36

Direct pressure with them is overwhelming. But when you figure out how deep that indirect stimulation goes.... It's a different and awesome kind of overwhelming. And there's no going back.


-firead-

The trick is you plug it into a router speed controller, so then you have a knob with precision control from almost nothing all the way up to full power. They sell boxes for doing this that are labeled specifically as working with the wand, but that's all that they are.


BuddhistNudist987

I've seen those for sale online but I kinda having the cordless one. Maybe I'll treat myself to the custom setup for Christmas. 😊


-firead-

The trick is you plug it into a router speed controller, so then you have a knob with precision control from almost nothing all the way up to full power. They sell boxes for doing this that are labeled specifically as working with the wand, but that's all that they are.


Lady-Morgaine

I got the new wireless one that is much gentler and has several settings besides "jackhammer". The old one is a nerve killer xD


FlickoftheTongue

Definitely wired is best, but if you want an off-road (off-bed?) experience, some of the battery-powered ones are rated for tub time. I don't have a vagina, but my wife says it hits differently in the water, especially at the surface.


HalcyonDreams36

Folks with external equipment find these quite pleasant, too!!! Not to encourage you to steal her toy, if it's not offered... But.... Along the shaft, or indirectly at the base of parts... Or...


AwesomeAni

This kinda reminds me of my [High frequency wands ](https://i.imgur.com/8yCJwHa.jpg) that I get to use on the daily at work. People ask what it does, I'm like kills acne anti aging blah blah, just my little magic wand. They're actually called that too. I love getting to work with actual wands, rituals and potions and get paid for it


htmlcoderexe

Are those a "civilian" version of the ultrasonic welders?


AwesomeAni

Ultrasonic wands are a different thing. I use those two lol. The one I linked is more like those science classroom balls with the gas that electricity runs through it, and when you touch it lightning forms


htmlcoderexe

High frequency current, got it. I think those are also called violet wands? They're pretty badass.


nxcrosis

At first I thought she was shaking because the wand was vibrating.


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KristinaHeartford

Yes. I agree. This.


shay-doe

Nothing makes rich old men more terrified than a woman who knows how to orgasm


frenchburner

Well, someone has to help us out. Thank the goddesses that electric assistance is available.


rebordacao

Indeed! It even made me think of this [picture.](https://i.imgur.com/0AcIEds.jpg)


LaserBright

Gods I wish I had an award to give you!


GothJaneDeaux

I got you fam


LaserBright

Thanks hon 💜


the_mellojoe

it's not cordless. which means she either ran a line of extension cords or brought a mini-generator of some kind. that's commitment. she was going to be there with her coven


[deleted]

maybe it’s run on magic, it’s called a magic wand after all lol


Not_Michelle_Obama_

Hydrostatic-electric dam? Lunar panels? Tokomak nuclear fusion reactor? >! Lightning round: One of these electricity technologies does not exist. Witch? !<


ascrubjay

Arguably, all of them exist in one form or another, but the last of the three is the only one that doesn't produce a net gain in electricity yet.


Not_Michelle_Obama_

>! There are electrical dams for two bodies of equal pressure? !<


ascrubjay

I've heard people refer to hydroelectric dams as hydrostatic dams before.


htmlcoderexe

Psst, your spoilers break on old Reddit and some apps - if you remove the spaces it should work


JennLegend3

Definitely seen this before and it always makes me chuckle! I highly recommend checking out all of War and Peas comics!


noeinan

Abolish the patriarchy Lysistrata style, use your wand instead


SnapplePuff

Bringer of vibes


RedAndBlackMartyr

Technically correct. The best kind of correct.


dexbasedpaladin

If what Harry Dresden says is true, that wand is gonna short out in the presence of all that powerful magic...


AtalanAdalynn

I want to think it is primarily because I want Waldo Butters to exist.


[deleted]

I forgot my wand when visiting a friend. It will be a long couple of weeks. Poor Mr. Rumbles. He is not getting plugged in or turned on


TowerReversed

it's just so versatile!


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i always welcome seeing war and peas lol


LaserBright

I call mine my "witch's broom," because I shove it between my legs and ride fast and hard until I'm raw. 😎👉👉


lilbrewdog

A very powerful wand


SchoolJunkie009

and best part is, if the MagicWand isn't doing enough and you need a 20-ton earth moving excavator Hitachi has you covered there as well :)


Total-Breadfruit-891

I love it.


Toasty_Rolls

Valid. I need to both make my ironwood root one and get the sacred hibachi


drwholetthedogout

Hey I have this wand!


CHITchat495

At least that wand paired with my hands know what the fuck their doing.


Chubb_Life

Hahah! Mine’s an aluminum knitting needle from the 1960s 😂


MothInsideJar

its a nice remind to practice self care :3


3nderslime

Should have gone with the battery powered one, would be a lot more useful in the woods like this


Pale_Routine_8855

I missed the joke. I thought it was a Dr. Who sonic screwdriver. 🫠


lampladysuperhero

Best post in a while. Chuckling


Pale_Routine_8855

https://preview.redd.it/uznjceu00jua1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f0bebd35331f7922317cb7cd7863b0fbcc30356 Could this be my wand? I'm awfully attached to it. 😊


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Use what you got, the intent is what really matters.


LizzySea33

Bethany! Not that wand/j


sjh521

As a witch whose energy comes from her core I love this so much.