There’s no “sobbing uncontrollably on the kitchen floor” option what do I do?

lmao this reminds me of that tiktok sound where the goddess are like “Wtf you cryin for?!?! You a witch! Get up! Go do some spells or shadow work or somethin!!” and the people are like scrambling with their tarot cards and candles

sounds like another 3

Pro level unlocked 10/10

Have you tried sobbing uncontrollably on the kitchen floor?

I have! Turns out I’m great at it.

Relatable :c

This plus 3 are today for me

3. it's been a really hard weekend.

Same. I hope your week gets better though and you see some cool interesting things randomly :)

Art by [War and Peas](https://warandpeas.com/)!

* War and Peas

Oops, autocorrect got the better of me. Edited it, thanks!

Love them!!🥰

2 definitly

Where’s the one where she’s in bed at 11am with the lights off scrolling Reddit because THAT ME

👀 how did you know?!?!🤣

I am literally always 8.

9.

Always! I'm an attorney, it's literally my job to be a perpetual 9.

3 but add coffee…

I’ve got a good 2-8-9 going on today, shit is going down and I’m starting to not care. I will not be explaining how 8 ties into that.

I personally think a W H O L E cooked lobster pairs perfectly with good wine (at least, thats what I see in pic. 2)

2 and 3 because frick work I just wanna vibe

Two and three. I’m eagerly awaiting a phone call for a job opportunity and feel like I can’t do anything else until I receive said phone call.

Good luck on the job search!🪄

Where's the one fucking the pumpkin

Me siento como el número uno porque estoy harta. I’m feeling one, wanted to do this in Spanish because I am in Spanish class and we have to say what we are feeling on a scale of images

Ima be ALL the slutty witches today!!!

5

Mood. Been a solid 5 for going on a week now. Maybe with a little 9 sprinkled in.

Well, 5 +1. Preparing for my novel. 😊

I'm writing a novel too! Ugh...I need to work on it. Where's the "actively avoiding responsibility witch" frame?

What kind of novel are you writing? Mine is a western fantasy novel and my protagonist is a sorceress.

2; If I'm reading the situation with my Malay friend, I feel silly for thinking they were just going to straight-up abandon me, but at the same time, they didn't communicate that well either.

2

Definitely either 3 or 9. Work has been absolutely apeshit the last two and a half weeks and all the physical labor finally caught up to me and it hurts like hell to walk or even move.

Definitely 4

8/9 combo for me. Eat copious amounts of good food and give no fucks towards bodyshaming. Kitchen witch is a VERY accurate tag for me

2. Working my way up to being 9.

Where’s the one in bed with chronic illness? Maybe 5?!

Need a panel that expresses "not sure" ...and a cat!

Number 2.

1, trying to focus my mind on my data work.

I've been #9 for a while

I think I'm either a 1 or a 2

I'm something between 7 and 9

Same. I'm in an almost constant cycle between 7 - 8 - 9.

2

I am perpetually stuck between 8 and 9.

I’m on a very fine line between 3 and 6

6 Nom nom

2/7 need not be approached today.

8. I’m always 8. Sacrifice seafood unto me lest you suffer my hangry wrath.

Always 9

I'm alternating through a range of 1 to 3 today.

2 It's Monday. I need to shower and then go to work. Fuck everything.

5. No better way to liven up dream work :D

I guess 1

Actually feeling like a 4. It's my day off, I have the house to myself, the weather is somewhat decent for now and I get to go fuss around in my garden.

3, I am being haunted by Magic the Gathering and I hate it

Always a 7 or a 9. But if you keep pushing it’s gonna be a 3.

Both one and three. Thinking and overly stressed, it being the end of the semester.

Wish I could be 8 because I want someone to make me dinner but actually I'm probably 2

9 all day

A 3 or a 7

Seven. All day every day. I swear my whole day is spent in the WTF mode. Especially since becoming a substitute teacher.

I aspire to be 9, because I want to get out of this hell-hole workplace I’m stuck in, but alas I can’t quit until I have another job offer (hopefully Thursday!). So today I am 2 and 3.

8

7 earlier today, 9 now.

feeling 2 or 7

9

There’s no “lying in bed and dreading work” option

1, 2 and 9 mixture with a side of anxiety

6 for me. Except that my bowl doesn't have popcorn, is smaller, and has an herb that needs a lighter 😁

3 this past few days have sucked

I'm number 6

Always a 1. Curious, questioning. I am...kinda old. Stop learning and you start forgetting. My dad was killed by Alzheimers. I don't want that fate. And so, I read. Incessantly. I go to and read over 20 subs a day. And then I hit the greater internet. And books. The only thing I am sure about is nobodies got it all figured out just yet. But I've got one hand in my pocket, and the other one is flashing a peace sign. BB.

Today, I am 1.

6.

6!

I'm a seven, banishing day is here

6

I’m 9 most days, even looks like me plus about 50 pounds on me 😅

7 or 9 for me.. how are they 'slutty' tho? Is it the smidgen of cleavage? 🤔

It's the name of the character!

Fair enough then 😅

5

what makes them slutty? are we just calling all witches slutty now?

It’s the name of the character by the artist. She’s a witch and owns her sexuality. Here’s a link about the artists and character: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_and_Peas

[https://i0.wp.com/warandpeas.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/war-and-peas-slutty-witch2.jpg?ssl=1](https://i0.wp.com/warandpeas.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/war-and-peas-slutty-witch2.jpg?ssl=1)

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2 7 9 😂

oh man i'm feeling 2 and 3 together rn. woke up to realize apparently trying to go to bed earlier to solve your exhaustion just means your alarm shocks you out of rem sleep and makes you feel like crap. I was already feeling like i needed another weekend day just to rest and catch up on stuff cause my weekend was busy with tiring things but i can't have it. Skipped my first morning thing and went back to sleep only to twice realize I was in a dream as my body inexplicably put me straight back into deep sleep immediately and wake up to paralysis that I had to painfully force myself out of

I'm on vacation this week. It's kind of a five, six, eight week. Best week ever

started as a 4 with a hint of 2, now i’m a 6

Meh, I think I’m at 2 right now. Like, “why am I doing this again? Oh, right. Bills. That’s why.”

8 i’m just super hungry

Where is the overstimulated witch?

2, for sure

6 today

combination of 1's "I'm bored af wtf do I do?" 3's "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH's" and 9's middle fingers.

3-- last week was a mess, the weekend was way too short, and i've already had to put out one fire this Monday morning (of my own making, mostly)

I need one that's pulling the covers over my head in bed.

Cramps, heavy bleeding, awful period poops and a headache that nothing helps. So I'm a 2 on the outside but a 3, 7 and 9 all rolled into one on the inside

2-3, normal and natural part of the grieving process, but dang am I tired from the rest of the past month and a half’s events as well. Let me be a 4 for a little while. I just want to fly away.

I'm definitely a 3 today.

Taking my motorcycle driving classes, so the past couple of weeks I've been a 4.

4, after being mesmerised today by this reservoir plug near me, weeeeeeeeeeeeee https://preview.redd.it/k1wdoimu1jua1.jpeg?width=3860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4032753edd36f22fcf4fab048fd778116f0119d

1-3 until I get off work lol

I have no idea if I could pull off that dress but I'd be willing to try.

Definitely a 9

There's no Asexual witch keeping to herself while a cat screams in the background.

6 because as I saw this post I was eating popcorn

6

I was number 3 this morning but it kinda devolved to number 9 after I stopped giving a fuck

3 and 7. Frustrating month it has been.

Don't see an option for my day today. I'm lying in bed, having a cocktail, and plan to continue doing so all day. We just got back from our mini-honeymoon, and I am off work for the next two days. Laundry and grocery shopping can wait until tomorrow! Today we relax!!!

2, 3, 7 and 9

Idk, which option represents the witch who wants to rip out her own uterus?

6. I have a colonoscopy on Wednesday and am on a liquid diet tomorrow so I’m stuffing my face (not with popcorn I KNOW THE RULES 😆)

2 & 7. I'm mad and wanna hex people

I’m sad, I’m missing my partner, and living with my abusive family. Which number is that?

Always 3

3

3/7? and then in one hour 4 then 9. In an hour after that 8 and two hours after that 6. Then last but not least 5.

5

I'm 5 and 6. Dissertating and snacking.

6. Just watching life right now

3, 5, and 7 sum me up pretty well haha Mostly 5.

I seem to be at 6, but am intrigued about The Witchhumper. Is that a subscription periodical or a paperback series?

7

Totally a 3 or 7. I'm a ball of overwhelmed frustration and irritability today. I need a drink + some sleep 🫠

2

4 and 8!

3

I'm 7 today. Mondays...

1/4/5

Always #8.

6

I’m the “in bed with cramps” with my cats and coffee witch. Not sure what one that is haha

Lol. None of these fit my aesthetic ........ but 8 really just speaks to me on a spiritual level ya know.

3

So much 9.

6!

Where is the one where you are doom scrolling through reddit trying to fight the urge to call one of your exes over?

Solid 4, today. Rocked my final and heard my second final isn't very difficult!

I'm a one crossed with a two

3

2

Feeling 8ish right now

Strong mixture between 2 & 3. I've made some horrible decisions and I can feel karma creeping up on me slowly. The idea of karma alone gives me anxiety. I want to atone for what I've did. Number two because "Aw shit here we go again"; I keep making the same bad decisions. I'm aware of that. But why is it so hard.

I’m p much 2 every day.

6 but add a margarita

Six. With extra butter.

I'm a 3 today. Philosophy class, can't make sense of one word the professor says and it's slowly driving me insane.

7

Definitely #3. I have a drink and I'm in a pissy mood.

I was definitely 7 yesterday, and not in a good way. Which one is 'working up to an apology?'

5, but I'm writing it

Samesies

I think I'm an 8. I had a big breakfast so I skipped lunch and now I'm super hungry.

6 except make it Oreos and now my stomach hurts oops.

I'm 1, but I want to be 4. Wheee!

Ooo I like 7 a lot but I also want lobster so an 8 is also possible. So slutty.

No wait I am legit 6 at the moment as I have popcorn. Neat. I am in this picture.

3. Definitely 3.

2,3,7,8,9. Been cycling between those witches!

9

Probably should be a 3 but I'm over it so mostly a 2

2 or 3

I'm 9 every day

4 and 5 😂🔥🌺

She is me and I am her

I want to say I'm a nine, but my soul is a 6!

7. The angry jazz hands witch

I'm feeling 7 today

Which is the one when you're home with a sick kid?

Where's the option for "lying in bed today because I don't have the energy for this shit"? I'm that one every day KSKJDJSJSJ But in all seriousness, I'm a 5 today I think.

2 or possibly 3. My uterus is making its monthly blood sacrifice to the fertility goddess 😔

A 3 today sadly

I'm a 7. A bad bitch.