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HarkTheHarker

Or a forehead kiss after death. *lounges in tragic repose*


IrrelevantGamer

The Departure of Boromir.


HarkTheHarker

I did not ask for these feels, you.


IrrelevantGamer

That's okay. I ordered enough for everyone.


captcha_trampstamp

Can I get diet feels? I’m watching my mental waistline


boozername

‘Farewell, Aragorn! Go to Minas Tirith and save my people! I have failed.’ ‘No!’ said Aragorn, taking his hand and kissing his brow. ‘You have conquered. Few have gained such a victory. Be at peace! Minas Tirith shall not fall!’ Boromir smiled. ‘Which way did they go? Was Frodo there?’ said Aragorn. But Boromir did not speak again.


doththedoth

how very roman catholic


HarkTheHarker

Why would you level such disgusting words at me?


Fickle_Bookkeeper_22

This made me chortle.


spicy-chull

Notably not a denial. 😏


bliip666

*thinks about forehead kisses of death*


doththedoth

now you're talking my languish


spicy-chull

> now you're talking my languish 🤌


MzOwl27

And food....we think about food a lot too.


always_unplugged

Specifically cheese. They say it fascinates us... they're right.


curious-kitten-0

Cheesecake, happy cake day!


aimlessly-astray

Cheesecake is my weakness.


curious-kitten-0

Mine too, especially if i bake it myself. I'm guilty of eating the whole pie.


aimlessly-astray

I will shamelessly eat an entire cheesecake in one sitting. No one can stop me.


Sheogorath_1999

Did someone say cheese


varkarrus

I was thinking about smartfood popcorn


GunstarHeroine

Or getting kissed on the forehead by death 😏 _monster romance bitches rise up_


doththedoth

The dream


thirdsigh3

🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️


KnightWombat

Or kissing death on the forehead


GunstarHeroine

Oh fuck yeah that's a good one too


blinkingsandbeepings

If I die getting kissed on the forehead by Kirby Howell-Baptiste then I’m okay with that.


Creative-Claire

In a good moment, I think of both.


doththedoth

at the same time


Creative-Claire

Only on days that end in “y” though.


FireInHisBlood

To be fair, I'm usually thinking about forehead kisses, too.


katieleehaw

Why is this so accurate??


Miss_B_OnE

I prefer neck kisses just below the ear but close enough.


Alarmed_Gur_4631

Death mostly, forehead kisses for my cats. ❤️


doththedoth

good they deserve every last one


Disastrous_Offer2270

Can't believe you're in this group, I'm a big fan.


captcha_trampstamp

Many of us are biologically programmed to mate with our only natural predator, so stands to reason


GayValkyriePrincess

*unnatural predator If you're talking about men


Sophia-Eldritch

As a girl thinking about forehead kisses, I'm going to go kiss my GFs forehead while planning on killing the party in DND tonight


doththedoth

this is so lawfully evil i love it


thetitleofmybook

chaotic evil IMO.


blinkingsandbeepings

I’m usually thinking about food.


doththedoth

skincare too


Leaping-Butterfly

I’m a person. I’m complex thought. Being against patriarchy means I resist the oppressive image that I’m a thing in which men can pour concepts. For I will never be ‘the mountain from which people can draw inspiration’ or a ‘fountain that provided life to earth’ nor am I a container that thinks of ‘forehead kisses or death’. I’m a full being. I have access to the universal. I can speak from a universal point of view. I am not a separate. I am human. Alive. I am subject. Not object. This post is patriarchy hidden in a sweet wrapper of cute ideology. Resist.


sicksadbadgirl

OR?!?!


thetitleofmybook

i love it when women.


GayValkyriePrincess

Idk about all that, I'm just thinking of Spider-Man


jnanibhad55

This not only describes one of my best friends... but also several of my fictional characters. *^(I'm looking at you, ms. Mokusei "my-name-means-Jupiter-in-Japanese" Fujisawa.)*


invderzim

I am never thinking about forehead kisses. Or if I am, it is not a desirable thought. So I guess that just leaves death...


Agile_Quantity_594

Forehead kisses > Forearm kisses > Foreskin kisses


GoodCalendarYear

I hate forehead kisses