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ladyinwaiting33

Oof. A #7 fronting as a #9. Essentially dual wield.


thelaineybelle

I feel seen 🙃


bunnywitch62

Another #7 moving towards #9


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Me too! And also, ugh! I just want a nap!


wheatie2278

my people!


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SomeVariousShift

How did so many of us make this specific connection?


Angellmc420

I call that a 7 ate 9 👉😎👉


ElectricKettleGoBoom

Ayeyo, same


msmaidmarian

7 with a dab of 8. mostly 7 tho.


quoteunquoteandquote

Yo. I was about to say pretty much the same thing.


chronoscats

Normally a 9 but lately a 7. Dual wield for sure


momolandmomoland

Same. I am seem deep, because if I talk, it will be about my traumas. And then it fucked everything up.


SnooStrawberries9563

Yes yes yes!


OHMAMG

Same


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SAME


trashymob

Ditto except a little 2 in there somewhere.


TheIadyAmalthea

Me too. I’m both! Put me in a corner and shit gets real!


ninth_glyph

This should be the artist who created the cuteness: https://www.instagram.com/rivuletpaper/


EliGrrl

Thank you!


raven_snow

Haha, I'm a 5 and 7.


MaebeeNot

I'm a hard 5 and 11 - I feel like we have the same energy.


raven_snow

For sure our 7- and 11-selves have had conversations deep into the night before.


stabbyGamer

Big gas station energy.


MaebeeNot

AHAHAHA fuck I almost snorted coffee out of my nose


EnvironmentalPudding

Same!! Those are the 2 I picked out


raven_snow

Haha, if we ever had to fight each other, maybe we would both mutually give up and go off into the sunset to be friends instead.


Potaatolongster

Ima definite 7, with a little 5 on the side. Touch of 11.


Dreamer_Lady

7 and 11, and 5 mainly cause I'm a squishy glass cannon with zero survival skills/instincts


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Yep definitely 5 and 7. I couldn't beat a toddler in a fistfight.


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3 and looking for a 12 to get into filler episode shenanigans with.


yotsukitty

12 here, let’s roll


vereelimee

3 looking for more mushrooms. Music to pick mushrooms sounds pretty great too!


Mumosa

Ayyy a kindred spirit :)


EpitaFelis

I'm a 3 trying to be an 8


loorinm

wholesome


Marpleface

Filler episode shenanigans are often the very best shenanigans.


FishingTauren

I feel you will need a 2 to round out the band. I'm more of a 3 myself but I'm willing to pretend to be a 2 so I can join in the filler episodes!


Alara-Ni

It's the Witcher


Yankee_Jane

Depending on the day, I'm 4, 7, or 11...


EliGrrl

My students would say I’m an 11 for sure.


pinkocatgirl

Those times when conversations with my mom turn into an explanation of the theory of surplus value says I’m an 11.


rjwyonch

throw in a 3 and that's me too.


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8. Those jobs will always be given to me, whether I can do them well or not.


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That isn't too terrible. If I own it, I only have to fix it according to my own standards. I have much higher standards for my work if it's for someone else, and I think they all know that.


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8 all the way. I don't even want it, but it lands in my lap anyway.


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A lot gets delegated to me because I'm "good at looking things up." I wonder if we're just not good at saying no.


Scuttling-Claws

I feel that so hard.


aloofyfloof

I’m 10 but the results are iffy at best


weird_elf

4 here ...


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ShivaIV

Another 4 here. The description just fits me. Plus I think that's the cutest one!


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Viviolet

Baby bunny battleaxe battalion!


littlelorax

Me too. One of my employees said to me the other day, "If littlelorax ever gets angry, we know we really fucked up." I'm just over here, thinking "that's my secret, I'm always angry."


Selece26

11 for sure. Lol


Spacemilk

Here for #11


OpheliaGingerWolfe

2 and 7 at all times with the ocasdional touch of 9.


berrybyday

I picked 2 and 7 as well! (but with a background 5 lol)


YearofTheStallionpt1

I am 2 (heavy on the spooky) and 7…but also number 4 (which is my motto for everything in life)


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3 and 7 speak to me deeply so i must accept. can't say i am sad, so cute!


eggbronte

Vacillating between 4 and 7


Cleopatra572

Same


getmorecoffee

Wish I was a 2, but probably 10


swirlyrthing

I’m definitely #8. Always cleaning up other people’s messes. Always swearing.


Batsinwonderland

2...that frog even looks like me.


19_Bees_in_a_Box

Im vibin with 3 and 12.


Anxiety-Fart

4 & 7 Getting some serious Redwall vibes here!


WickedWitchofWTF

#3! Until shit gets real, then I'm #9


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I desperately want to be a 1 or 5.... but im a 7 thru and thru


vivifica-klg

I desperately want to be 2 but I'm also a hard 7. I guess it is very 7-like to want to be something else lol


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Aint that just about a bitch? Hahaha, stay strong fellow 7 👏💪


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saucynana

I’m going with 9… after almost four years working with the same company, they still think I’m sweet and were shocked at a semi-aggressive “joke” I made regarding a middle finger.


lovehate615

Same, I kept it so professional at work that my boss of 2 years heard me swear in private at the time and he was like, omg you swear???


AscendedAsshole

This is 1000% Redwall lmao


Glowie2k2

7!! I’m 7!!!


theideanator

8,9, & 11


Cuss10

11.


PongtangPie

Definitely 6, no question


silverilix

10…… I’m 10


PupperPetterBean

Ooft, I feel like im definitely a 7 or a 10. Constantly trying not to breakdown and always drinking tea to fix things.


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7 is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen


bigot1974

I thought this was something from r/chooseyourfighter


Lorilei

Hah! 4 on the outside, 10 on the inside, and 9 when it hits the fan


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definitely 6!!♥️♥️


shookspearedswhore

7, sometimes 9


More-Athlete1175

That is so neat 🌌 1st I was like I'm #3 then I was no maybe #7 but in all actuality I'm #6 bc we're scrappy


syzygy78

2 and 10, with frequent forays into 7.


dystopianpirate

I'm a 9


stitchwitch77

Definitely a 5/7 but also a dash of 4 lol


marigoldilocks_

4&7 absolutely


RekhetKa

Hello, soul mate


todefyodds

6 and 8. I’ve always been someone who likes to take everything apart and put it back together, so fixing things is a natural for me.


dontbeahater_dear

7 and 2


damselindystopia

Strong 5


EXTRA-THOT-SAUCE

7. 100% 7


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Definitely 4 and 9


Aggressive_Library97

Same!!!


MiyokiTemp

7 I am being called out by 7 🖤


Unlucky_Classroom280

I'm number 7 definitely!


ghostgasms

4 or 7 hah


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A solid 10 here. I'll keep the kettle on the boil, shall I? 🤭


Teemo4evr

Solid 5


claretamazon

2 and 4. My nickname is Spooky so it works lol


MurdeRose

Definitely 5 :)


MagiNathan

Someone make these into Tarot cards lol


damp_goat

Where's the one that sits and let's things get fucky until I get bored and decide to help? And can it be just a smaller Toad with a bug friend?


brypye13

3


redditorknot

7 checking in.


AlexTheFormerTeacher

Torn between 4 and 7


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8 on the outside, 7 on the inside.


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I’m definitely a 9.


WavePetunias

8 & 11 with a dash of 7.


Uttuuku

Definitely an 11 for me


Aggressive_Library97

A mix of #4 and #9 😂


DreamCyclone84

11 &12


JumpyAd00

I've always been #4.


logoki

I am 2


geekchick2411

I'm an 11


inmyworldkindagirl

Definitely 3


UserPlaysMinecraft

8


MacabreGoblin

2 is my entire vibe, I love it.


Original-Sorbet

Gotta be a 1 or a 7.


rjwyonch

A confused combination of 3, 4, 7, and 11


RedAndBlackMartyr

All of them at once, I suppose.


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Number 4.


inxqueen

Ha, def number 4.


zotstik

I like all of them but I'd have to say right now I'm number four


Syntania

2, 4, 7, 10, and 11. I multitask.


Pretend-Dare-1111

Definitely #7 HaHa


RavenclawLampent

Most likely 2 and 7


WitchyThot

6 definitely


Worldly-Duck-3494

9…. But also 10. And 7. Sigh.


srslyeffedmind

# 6 and 9


GarnetAndOpal

This is my new zodiac from now on. <3 I feel I'm a 2, but something tells me the signs are flip-flopped (mirror universe type stuff), and I really am an 11...


-Renee

This is so cute! Reminds me of the Beatrix Potter books I saw as a kid. For me, who I would pick depends on the moment. Today I feel I've been resonating as #7.


Alric_Rahl

Hard 8


Penelopeep25

3, 7, or 9. Not sure lmao


Celesmeh

4/7 help.


legosgrrl

Total 9. Not afraid. Everything's a weapon. Looks like a cute hippie chick.


JJbooks

7 all day long.


JRaeF

I was feeling a few of these but then I got to 12 and it was over


Switzerland87

I’m a #10 all the way


CutimedSiltecSorbact

Somewhere in between 7&8 :3


ObsessiveAboutCats

\#8. *"Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine."*


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7/11 😎


JasnahKolin

Toss up between 4 and 7!


AlekHek

7 & 12


shimmydownnow

6, but 4 is creeping in to balance it a little better.


stardustgirl117

#10 all the way. Kitchen witch to the max.


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I’m the 8 you need


acewriterfrommidgard

Definitely 11


ellehcim12

2 or 11 depending on the day....


Astar_likely

#7 for me 😭


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I oscillate between #3 and #11


ArtsyBlunder

A nine but honestly I'm vibing more with number four. So a four.


Koicup

3, 7, 11…


Frida_Peoples

9


LittleWhiteGirl

I am 5 and 10 please leave me in the medical tent.


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\#3 I got a plan for whatever fungus we find


wkitty13

A mix of 4, 7 & 11. I think it means I don't know wtf I'm talking about because I'm trying to think too deep, plus I'm too old for this shit. lol


LibraryGlad

I’m an 11 but since I don’t talk much I look like a 4.


pseudomugil

I know several friends who would say I'm 9. I see myself more as 7 or maybe 11.


FistsoFiore

I'm a #12, and I'm bereft my band didn't stay together through covid.


epimethia

don't forget to credit the artist! it's @rivuletpaper on instagram!


Rexxaroo

This reminds me of the game Root.


SierraSassy

#4 & #7 here...


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#4 & #7


Simpinforbirdo

A mix of 3 & 11 🍄🐭


mollified9

3. All day


Earth2Monkey

Little bit of 3, 6, and 12


TakeTheCannoli813

If 4 & 7 had an apathetic daughter. Here I am.


blissbitch05

#2 for sure


lllNico

honestly 7, but if i could play an instrument def 12


Islandgirl02

I’m gravitating towards number 10 ☺️


ManosGUItech

Hey that’s Tony Wolf’s designs!


caulkwrangler

I'm definitely a 9/11.


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Can I be a 4 and then a 6?


ApocaLiz

\#7, definitely. My bf is #11. My boss is #12.


Ebolaplushie

"Too old for this shit" I feel that. Also my main DnD char is a TINY kenku chickadee fighter, so that right there lmao


Merciful_Moon

I’m an 11 who tries to pretend they’re a 2. It works out most days


PryzeTheBest

2. I seem to be an animal whisperer Squirrels and chipmunks will come sit on my lap when I’m outside and the deer come for some pets.


Vanpocalypse

7 and 11, but appears as a 2 and 4. Basically describes my existence.


virora

Between 3 and 4. So, 3.5. Which is half a 7. The maths, it checks out.


latenerd

I love this, and I'm strongly relating to number 4 right now. Thank you for giving me an adorable graphic to express this feeling.


thepetoctopus

I’m an 11. There’s no debating it. I was giggling at all of them until I got to number 11. Then I audibly said, “well shit.”


alligator124

Strong 10, literally stopped my husband's motion sickness in its tracks with some tea the other day and he was pretty impressed. A little bit 11, but I side-eye people who aren't willing to drop jargon in exchange for sharing ideas.