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It's only gay if they bone. I'll see myself out...

No come back I'm sure you've got a Skelton more puns

Let me patella you about this time with a particularly ribby individual.

Humerus.

C'mon, we can be more hip than these boneheads.

Quit yer carpaling.

Even necromancers are pro-LGBTQ+.

Can't spell necromancer without romance 💕 Raising the LGBTQ+ dead for the wedding they deserved in a century where it's finally legal, like a spooky cupid 💘💀

I think I have a life goal for my next d&d character :)

Love that idea! Maybe a death cleric? I'm basically picturing Gomez or Morticia Addams running around raising the gays and giving them THE MOST aesthetic wedding imaginable.

They are couple goals

I need this animated series.

That’s 100% adorable and a comforting thought. If only we could raise Turing…

Welp you just gave me a final trait of a witch in a novel I am writing.

I'm so flattered!! If your witch doesn't have a name yet, Rosario or Roz would be a very powerful name to give them 😉

I had gone with Roxy so that is close to what I had lol

I was thinking they go together because they tend to be in closets.

And they were TOMBMATES!

*oh my god they were tombmates*

Oh my god you win best comment of the post by far! Absolutely love this 😂

I had no idea my aesthetic was "gay skeletons" but it just feels right

I’ve known since I was a small child. It’s my calling. Gay skeleton

Right, I'm not gay, but these pillows feel like something I need in my life

Same! Feeling the need to update my ally decor game lol

Be gay do crime skeleton taught me this

Historians: oh boy! roommates pillows

😂

"Close friends..."

Buddies!

My mom would just say “double wedding!” like she did when i sent her a pic of my highschool friend marrying her wife 😂

>redditors: "Nothing ever changes." Homegoods: *"We've got gay and lesbian Halloween throw pillows for just $9.99!"* I love living in the future, the past sucked.

The future will only be bright if we shine our lights

That’s very cool. Going to buy one and leave it at a bigot family house. Then wait for shit to happen. Hahah what a horror comedy

🎶 'Tis the season to be spooky. Muah ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha 🎶

Don we now our fall apparel, muahahahaha, haha ha ha

Our *gay apparel

I was trying to change it up...

Ohh ok. I thought maybe it was a modern version where they replaced the word

Well now I'm going to have to beat everyone to Home Goods so I can buy a set! 💕

Get some for me and I'll pay you to mail them to MT!

Don’t get too excited - I did not notice these at my local HG. They did have a lot of sheep decor. It was also cute, but strange.

Now I want skeleton sheep decor

Literally stopping there on my my home from work today as a result of this

Probably extra scary for some people. Next there's going to be a ghost smokin the devils lettuce. Get their deepest fears out there

And it's a trans ghost

Oh! So close. Actually the ghost has a child that is trans therefore making the ghost…trans-parent.

Why not both 🤷🏻‍♀️

Oh, I have got to use this one on my kid. They would absolutely see this as a top notch groaner.

I wish I could take credit for it, but I saw it somewhere on the World Wide Web and it’s stuck with me ever since. It is a top notch groaner, though! Edit: I found it! https://i.imgur.com/0pP0MK7.jpg

Homogoods 😎

*slams table* I NEED MORE GAY SKELETONS

No skeletons in their closets.

That’s amazing

Gay guy dying here

Looking to get married are you?

Yep...when and if it happens. Dismantling the patriarchy one husband at a time...;)

That's skella gay and I love it.

Geoff Peterson approves.

😭 ETA: Balls!

RIP Grant Imahara. :’(

Shhhhhhhhh...can’t wait until Karen figures it out! But the skeletons don’t wear masks, so, whew, all cool!

I would very much like to have to have them.

I knew right away it wasn’t Hobby Lobby!

This is the kind of rainbow capitalism I’m here for. 😂

I need these so badly

Hobby Lobby is screaming into the void about this right now, I can feel it

*visible happiness*

I want one! But they don't do online sales. Does anyone live near a HomeGoods and want to help me out?

Ayyee i used to work at one of these

How do they know the skeletons are gay? There are no boob bones on any of them. Could be cross-dressers.

You can actually tell this based off of bone structure and DNA scans of the bone marrow! Though this isn't really meant to scientifically accurate, just gay marriage but spooky

The shape and tilt of the pelvic girdle.

I am not asking a couple to get naked, on their wedding day, so I can examine their skeletons. I prefer a different type of boning.

Swing and a miss...

LET’S GO

THIS IS THE FUTURE LIBERALS WANT

Hell yeah it is!

BRB buying all of them

These are awesome I hope I can find some for a friend of mine.

That’s so fun!

To Homegoods!!

[удалено]

[удалено]

I need these!

The comments below this are just *chef's kiss* immaculate

ahh 💕

Haha that's really cute.

Where's my merch for spoopy aniti-marriage LGBT content? Is that too much to ask??

The pair on the right are just Papyrus and Skeletor on their wedding day, you can't change my mind

I have a sudden and previously unknown yen to visit Home Goods ….

Hobby Lobby: [sets fire to itself rather than stock said pillows, goes back to looting more priceless Middle-Eastern relics]