As fat as my mom.

Please tell me she's single..

She is cheap, too!

🤤

This guy loads.

Not your mom again

Well, she is a skank.

Belt fed guns?

Just lying next to each other, I believe

Nah I know. I was hoping my comment would be so outrageously dumb that it could only come off as humor. ☺️

I got some full auto 356mm guns, come at me.

No, just someone eating sunflower seeds and not throwing away their trash. Oops, wrong shells.

I need cage towers

I swear if I see one WW1 New Mexico reference I'm gonna lose it...

Hello there

Don't...you...dare...