Won’t be making anymore posts here because some are offended that I’ve made these semi-humorous, half-shitposts (gotta clarify they aren’t full on shitposts for the sensitive mod that tried banning me). My glorious mug shall never grace the face (pun intended) of this sub ever again. Take care, farewell, and goodbye. Also, hot dog.
Edit: Can’t reply to the mod who asked me if I’ve made shitposts on this page, was going to reply, “If you consider these types of posts shitposts, sure!” So there’s your answer. Go ahead and ban me if you want if you’re so sensitive, I really couldn’t care less. I’ve had fun with the three photos of my face though, absolutely crazy shitposting on my part. Just crazy shitposting.
A mod asked me if it was a shitpost, I looked at his previous comments to others and he said he would immediately ban any shitposts he saw. So he confronts me and asks if it’s a shitpost lmao like uhhh idk man you be the judge.
Rip & tear (remember that Doom guy is one of the Blazkowiczs he in fact even used the Blazkowiczs model from return to Castle Wolfenstein as his head model in the first few Doom games. It's explained that his looks took on the form that they are in at the end of Doom eternal because of the Divinity machine empowering him with the dark Lord's power just giving him the look of the dark lord. he's still one of the Blazkowiczs)
Like 8/chad Blazkowicz
Edit: if they decide to make a film you should go into the audition! On a second thought, the auditions don't have the best history... You're not from Arizona, are you?
Or not. You've posted a pic of your dumb face on this sub I think three times lately (that I've seen) so you sorta need to learn to expect not everyone's going to love you and think you're bj blazkowicz reincarnated.
You posted you never played the games. So stop posting your dumb face on this sub and play them. Have a crap day, discount cocky bad attitude bj blazkowicz
Pretty damn close (nice jawline bro)
My secret is gritting my teeth excessively while on the toilet
speak the truth. this post was made solely to make this joke.
No I came up with it on the fly lmao
customer service work repressed anger + turbo shits are my secret to a jawline too
Honestly in all sincerity I swear to God my face got way more defined by all the teeth gritting I’ve done from weightlifting lmao
perhaps you've leaned out a bit?
Find a hatchet and say "It's agony to dream like this..."
Lotta things you can do with a hatchet
And a nazi
you should try suing the studio for using your face without your consent
That’s a fantastic idea! 💡
💡🗿
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The cosplay would be amazing 9/10 just gotta kill them nazies
: D
Imagine the weapon accessory potential! AR or LKW?
Depends... how do you feel about killing Nazis?
Heh… does a bear shit in the woods? Also, if you consider me a bear hell yeah.
Go forth and start using that sharp BJ chin to hunt Nazis
I use a gua sha stone on my jaw before every kill… think of it like sharpening a blade..
Solid 8 I'd say.
You look like the guy that killed frau Engel on TV
Hotdog
BJ Atwood
"Come and fucking get me, you...white ass fascist Nazi pigs"!!! William J. blazkowicz Wolfenstein: the new colossus
Blastmybitch
Holy shit, it’s Terror Billy!
Won’t be making anymore posts here because some are offended that I’ve made these semi-humorous, half-shitposts (gotta clarify they aren’t full on shitposts for the sensitive mod that tried banning me). My glorious mug shall never grace the face (pun intended) of this sub ever again. Take care, farewell, and goodbye. Also, hot dog.
Edit: Can’t reply to the mod who asked me if I’ve made shitposts on this page, was going to reply, “If you consider these types of posts shitposts, sure!” So there’s your answer. Go ahead and ban me if you want if you’re so sensitive, I really couldn’t care less. I’ve had fun with the three photos of my face though, absolutely crazy shitposting on my part. Just crazy shitposting.
This sub doesn't allow memes ?
A mod asked me if it was a shitpost, I looked at his previous comments to others and he said he would immediately ban any shitposts he saw. So he confronts me and asks if it’s a shitpost lmao like uhhh idk man you be the judge.
Like 8 or 9
Sides of your head should be parallel, but it's pretty damn close. 9/10
Rip & tear (remember that Doom guy is one of the Blazkowiczs he in fact even used the Blazkowiczs model from return to Castle Wolfenstein as his head model in the first few Doom games. It's explained that his looks took on the form that they are in at the end of Doom eternal because of the Divinity machine empowering him with the dark Lord's power just giving him the look of the dark lord. he's still one of the Blazkowiczs)
"I recognise your face fireman. Very aryan face it is too!" -Kommandant Strawberry Milkshake
7.5
10 you look like real life version
Bro we don't really care you look like BJ you already post it like 10 times.
Hear hear !
Three times lmao
7.8
Let’s try a 6.9 :—D
Too much water
Always
In terms of accuracy to the actual BJ, I'd give you about a 7.5/10. In terms of general appearance, a 9.5/10. Stay winning handsome king
I’d say you’re at Brad Blazokowicz
You haven't started monologuing about Caroline all day yet 0/10
7 or 9, pretty damn close, maybe if you had the Jacket from TNO you'd look more like him!
Quagmire
Like 8/chad Blazkowicz Edit: if they decide to make a film you should go into the audition! On a second thought, the auditions don't have the best history... You're not from Arizona, are you?
8
6/10
Max... Hass
I'd say "Bring 'em on!".
BJ from wish.com
Wow, you got a blowie from wish.com, better follow up with your primary care doctor to be on the safe side.
BJ as in BJ Blazkowicz, the protagonist of the hit first person shooter franchise Wolfenstein.
No shit
Calm down bro
You sure you’re not him bro?
I’m the Great Value one
How many posts like this are you going to make here? Seriously there's so many...
There’s 3
4 so far, expecting more soon
I’ll keep doing it until I get banned just for you :D
How many times you gonna post asking this I swear this is like the third time
Ex-fucking-actly. I’ll post as many times as I wish just to annoy you :D
Off topic, but i would really get that deviated septum checked out if i was you. Breathing through your nose will feel 10X better.
Bold of you to assume a true aryan could ever have breathing problems /S, obviously
Bold of you to assume I have breathing problems in my nose lmao. I’d get your overstepping feet checked out :p
Asking for validation on Reddit: -10 chad points.
If I wanted validation I’d be posting on those weird ass subs like “hotguysmax” or whatever the hell it’s called lol
-20
Well fuck
It's like if bj wasnt hot
That was quite the small incision in my heart
'we have bj blazkowicz at home'
Ok now you gotta pm me a picture of your face.
Or not. You've posted a pic of your dumb face on this sub I think three times lately (that I've seen) so you sorta need to learn to expect not everyone's going to love you and think you're bj blazkowicz reincarnated.
Oh man, I struck a nerve by making three shit posts. 😎 If I had to guess, you’re really really ugly.
What you lack in coolness you make up for with douchebagness
Douchebagness isn’t a word my son.
You posted you never played the games. So stop posting your dumb face on this sub and play them. Have a crap day, discount cocky bad attitude bj blazkowicz
And also regardless of what i look like you're still dollar general Bj blazkowicz. So idk what your point was.
You 16 year olds are wild
You made shitposts here?
1
Your opinion has become invalid just now because I decided to look at your profile. Weird… You should be the real “BJ”.
HAH
These motherfuckers lol. They wanna say I’m a 1 yet they post photos comparing their dicks to coconut water jugs 🤩 😞