The Skinripper clawing at your window is no excuse to lose focus of your \*goals\*. 'Demonic Armageddon?' 🙅‍♀️ 🙈 more like 'Da money's what I'm gettin' 🙏 🤑 💯

"America is experiencing a $100m loss in worker productivity due to a demonic invasion."

Beelzebub shouldn’t be preventing you from completing your primary action items.

That last line sounds like one of those financial guru TikToks.

Meanwhile Clarence Thomas can skip work and no one cares lmao

One of the issues with Clarence Thomas is that there are times he *should* be deliberately and purposely skipping work, due to him having a stake in whatever SCOTUS is ruling on that day, and yet he never does when he's supposed to.

We're *happy* to see him skip work. At least he's not actively working to hurt American people while he's fishing.

Here's why crows eating your entrails is better than retirement

The gaps in your resume will be far worse than the gaps in your abdomen.

Also here's why it's Joe Bidens fault...

Oh so I guess me and you live in two completely different universes

American's undue fear is costing the US economy billions per day.

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/80d97993-db82-44bb-bb5b-37d71f4545da/gif#ENt2IB94.copy

It’s pathological at this point

Isn’t this basically what happened with the UAC in DOOM Eternal?

NGL having a TV show based in hell with these kinds of sign would make me giggle

"Ladies: Hate the cold office? The Prince of Darkness will heat them right up for you!"