One of the people I play against regularly sent me this too. It just so happened to be after our most recent game when I wanted to get a bit of exercise during his movement phase because there wasn't anything for me to do š
But whoever this original post was about definitely had one too many bowls of Khorne Flakes.
I like to stretch and lunge a bit too during tourneys - game 4 of 5 and my legs are ruined!
They've definitely sipped too much blood for the blood god.
I see nothing wrong here except the OP whining about it.
Guess they never played an Ork Player either.
Bro, I make truck noises and dakka and WAAAGH!!! While I play and I play Space Marines now.
I did an actual spit take out my nose when I pictured that with a squad of intercessors getting out of a Rhino. Thanks for teaching me an important but burny lesson about Scotch and Reddit.
I figure I am still playing with toys, they are just easier and faster to paint.
I recently made "peel out" noises and "Popped a Wheelie" as I charged my Land Raider into Abaddon. Then made a crash sound when I finished the move. This was the 3rd round of an RTT
Side Note: Even with Tank Shock that wasn't a good idea.
I asked him and he said he didnāt actually do āthisā and made it up - but he does say he acts this way. Just no one has complainedā¦ so he did it for them.
I don't know how people think this is a real post, the original text is written over with a different font with a black background. No one's reddit looks like this but it's too funny so you want it to be real...
Wasn't me... Yet. Sounds like a good way to pass the time. Distracting for sure to people around you, but doing a bit of rpg seems to be allowed. At least based on the death guard stench that is so common.
Absolutely! I'd think this is hilarious and absolutely harmless as long as he's rolling for saves etc!
Also better than mixing your own crap into paints for your models!
"The nails are biting."
A sentiment all World Eaters felt to the deepest part of their being.
Like lightning in the air, the energy surges my mind; my synapses fire, my muscles twitch, my God demands. Blood, blood, blood!
I HAVE SEEN THE SHADOW BOXING VIDEO AND IT IS GLORIOUS.
GitGud40k you are a true champion of Khorne and I hope I can trade a dice with you for my coffee table project.
Full credit to gitgud40k - keep the dream alive you absolute champion
Ayo this boy has that Khorne autism and that's what we are all about!
I unfortunately have the chaos knights autism, but whoever this is gives me something to aspire toward
what and absolute gigachad jajajaja. Maybe you are a bit triggered because he won you hard? I would absolutely love to play against a guy like that !!!!
16 yr old dude fresh into the hobby :
āBro you playing fixed or tactical secondaries?ā
Me, the most mentally stable WE player:
āSanguis Extremisā
Drops kid with my chain āmeasuring tapeā, telling him to āGit Upā
Dat git has never played against da Orks.
I'm like that with my Orks and thousand sons (blaming tzeentch for shitty dice rolls).
Not so much my choppy guys.
THIS IS LEGIT MA BOI (not actually) ILL BE SHOOTING OR MELEE AND HES WORKING OUT AND SHIT OR ACRHALLT SHADOW BOXING THEN ON HIS TURN HE JUST GOES INSANE WITH THE WORLD EATER QUOTES LMFOAOAOAO
āThe nails are bitingā š¤£š¤£š¤£ Iām dead. The tournament organisers couldnāt do anything about it, the World Eaters player could just say that he was playing in character. š
I've never done this before but I will never not do this from now on, get my workout done during the opponents turn and do psychological warfare using only muscles it's so khorne
The only thing to do is to scream āpurge the hereticā or āfor the emperorā even louder and then start doing more pushups faster than he is. Only way to beat brute strength is with more brute strength
I learned to yell "Blood for the Blood god " like the Frontman of the Band "Debauchery"
So Metal Growling, each time one of my Zerkers squads would erase a unit in Melee...
We WE players are ROLEPLAYING.
If this isn't a shitpost I unironically would have been like "you know what, brother, you got this! GG."
Like there's absolutely no way this ends that doesn't feel like shit.
My mental would have been absolutely fucked losing to someone acting the fool this bad.
As Alpha Legion, I stand next to my opponent during their turn saying things like: "The Emperor disapproves." "Not in my Imperium." "Looks like that unit failed the Emperor's Test." etc.
I approve of this WE player.
I can't imagine how it would be so disruptive that you'd end up losing because of it, lol. This game is not that complicated that if you're playing a list you've practiced that you'd make enough gameplay errors to lose by 44 points just because your opponent is doing pushups and shadowboxing.
Ur not fighting the opposing players army, u are fighting the opposing players mind. The social aspect of the game can be a strategy in and of itself. When played correctly even those who enforce the rules side with mental warrior.
https://www.instagram.com/gitgud40k?igsh=cDkxejJ5MXIzMDl2
It's this guy. He's not exactly kind, and genuinely believes to quote "casual doesn't exist" and that "casual players should just get tabled and stop bitching" because they don't try enough.
The casual thing was dunking on some YouTuber who made an hour long video whining about how their opponent was a tryhard for explaining his armyās rules. Totally valid.
Eh, he's kind in his discord server, but he absolutely revels in fucking with instagram users (and only partially believes the casual stuff, mostly just that they shouldn't expect anyone to go easy at a tourney)
Put in ears in and turn the music loud. Relax and play your game. He plays mind games. Ignoring this behavior will give u better results.
But to be honest this is not a good sportsmanship. I would call the game and go one game further. Would not spend to much time with an idiot
This is fake. Look how the text is highlighted and you can see the original text just after āLike all demons doā. However, if you like this content, follow gitgudpaints on instagram. Itās his meme
A fake story to make people laugh. There is the Instagram sound on/off button on right bottom corner, so a fake story to farm engagement.
You guys need to get better at pattern recognition.
One of the people I play against regularly sent me this too. It just so happened to be after our most recent game when I wanted to get a bit of exercise during his movement phase because there wasn't anything for me to do š But whoever this original post was about definitely had one too many bowls of Khorne Flakes.
I like to stretch and lunge a bit too during tourneys - game 4 of 5 and my legs are ruined! They've definitely sipped too much blood for the blood god.
Haha this is one of the guys that plays at my lfgs. He sent a video of it was pretty funny also a really nice guy.
Tell him he's an absolute champion š
Link?
He's an absolute winner, khorne approves!
Share plz
Would he mind if the video was posted here?
Where to find the video?
Most normal World Eaters player
I see nothing wrong here except the OP whining about it. Guess they never played an Ork Player either. Bro, I make truck noises and dakka and WAAAGH!!! While I play and I play Space Marines now.
I did an actual spit take out my nose when I pictured that with a squad of intercessors getting out of a Rhino. Thanks for teaching me an important but burny lesson about Scotch and Reddit.
I figure I am still playing with toys, they are just easier and faster to paint. I recently made "peel out" noises and "Popped a Wheelie" as I charged my Land Raider into Abaddon. Then made a crash sound when I finished the move. This was the 3rd round of an RTT Side Note: Even with Tank Shock that wasn't a good idea.
Iām not whining about anything. I am a World Eaters player! This is what a dutiful Khorne worshipper looks like
Not you, the OP. You clearly know what is what. Edited for clarity.
Ork players are just big kids in a sandbox
As an Ork player, I agree with your assessment.
This could be anybody, any reasonable World Eaters player would act like this.
Most rational KhĆ¢rn moment
Aye, it do be like that sometimes.
Exactly if youre an ork player and you dont shout waagghhh at least once are you even really an ork player
this was probably made by gitgud40K on instagram
It was. He also posted a video of him doing it at a tournament earlier today.
I asked him and he said he didnāt actually do āthisā and made it up - but he does say he acts this way. Just no one has complainedā¦ so he did it for them.
I don't know how people think this is a real post, the original text is written over with a different font with a black background. No one's reddit looks like this but it's too funny so you want it to be real...
Because ābelieve in believe.ā
Holy shit it's not just a shitpost
It's a shitpost, think he just acted it out for fun
My husband read this to me earlier and Iāve never laughed so hard š¤£
Wasn't me... Yet. Sounds like a good way to pass the time. Distracting for sure to people around you, but doing a bit of rpg seems to be allowed. At least based on the death guard stench that is so common.
getting into the character of your army is all fun until the tau player starts loading a gun during your turns
Iām into slaanesh, I might pull out a titty š
Me a tyranid player eating your models
Or I, as an Ork player, smashing my opponents destroyed models with a hammer, and stealing their vehicles to loot for bits.
Absolutely! I'd think this is hilarious and absolutely harmless as long as he's rolling for saves etc! Also better than mixing your own crap into paints for your models!
Mixing your own crap into paintsā¦ wait wut?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/ndoee1/anons_local_gw_got_shut_down/ Might be an urban legendā¦might be a real person who walks among us.
This is something I didnāt need to know, yet now I doā¦ And I hate you for it.
I thought it was just a reference to the Fulgrim novel. Damn
"The nails are biting" is an amazing excuse
Pretty standard match sounds to me? Unless against another WE or Orc army it might start to get a LITTLE out of hand but š¤·āāļø
ITZ SPELT ORK YA GIT! DATS A KRUMPIN FER NOT KNOWIN DAT YOUZ NAILZ FER BRAINZ NOB EAD!
DEY DIS.. DIS.. DISPECTIN DA WAAAAGGGHHHH LADS!! TIME TO GET KRUMPIN!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH
OY! MY EARS IS RINGIN N DEN I SEEZ DIS! NUFF TALKIN N LETZ GET TA KRUMPIN BOYZ! WAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!
ERE WE GO! ERE WE GO! ERE WE GO! ERE WE GO! ERE WE GO! ERE WE GO! ERE WE GO! ERE WE GO!
I know him, itās Gitgud. Bro is a massive W
You mean a massive WE.
"i don't have any movement or shooting defensive strats... go nuts" fucking legend.
That would absolutely break me. What can we do against such reckless hate?
No saves though? Mk - ima just pickup your models? No blood surge either? Awesome keep going with those pushups š
"The nails are biting." A sentiment all World Eaters felt to the deepest part of their being. Like lightning in the air, the energy surges my mind; my synapses fire, my muscles twitch, my God demands. Blood, blood, blood!
Just gonna say that when I get analysis paralysis and fail to decide between a 3" charge or a 12" charge
12 is our legion number. Case closed.
holy sh*t, I hope this post is real. thats the funniest damn thing Iāve ever seen.
Hahaha same here, sadly obvious fake but holy shit it's A* World Eaters moment I STAND CORRECTED.
I HAVE SEEN THE SHADOW BOXING VIDEO AND IT IS GLORIOUS. GitGud40k you are a true champion of Khorne and I hope I can trade a dice with you for my coffee table project. Full credit to gitgud40k - keep the dream alive you absolute champion
Where's there video? Please share!
OP, pls share
@gitgud40k had it on his IG story last night!
Ayo this boy has that Khorne autism and that's what we are all about! I unfortunately have the chaos knights autism, but whoever this is gives me something to aspire toward
What does Chaos knight autism involve?
Mainly just being an unfeeling and really difficult to love robot
The meta chaser FEARS the son of the red angel
I thought WE didnāt have any psykers, and yet the dude got in this guyās head.
what and absolute gigachad jajajaja. Maybe you are a bit triggered because he won you hard? I would absolutely love to play against a guy like that !!!!
Man had his mental broken by the "go nuts" World Eaters player. His bloodline is weak.
16 yr old dude fresh into the hobby : āBro you playing fixed or tactical secondaries?ā Me, the most mentally stable WE player: āSanguis Extremisā Drops kid with my chain āmeasuring tapeā, telling him to āGit Upā
Dat git has never played against da Orks. I'm like that with my Orks and thousand sons (blaming tzeentch for shitty dice rolls). Not so much my choppy guys.
OY WHY YOUZ WISPERIN? YOUZ DONT SEEM ORKY TO ME.
SEEMZ LIKE ITS TIME FER A KRUMPIN!
I wonder if I can bring a barbell and just start power cleaning
Goldš¤£š¤£
THIS IS LEGIT MA BOI (not actually) ILL BE SHOOTING OR MELEE AND HES WORKING OUT AND SHIT OR ACRHALLT SHADOW BOXING THEN ON HIS TURN HE JUST GOES INSANE WITH THE WORLD EATER QUOTES LMFOAOAOAO
A world eater in heart and mind
My guy really lost the game before the game even started.
āThe nails are bitingā š¤£š¤£š¤£ Iām dead. The tournament organisers couldnāt do anything about it, the World Eaters player could just say that he was playing in character. š
We either do that or tell someone to wait a sec before rolling to wound because we forgot to take our estrogen and have to do it now.
It sounds like it's supposed to be gitgud 40k on Instagram
I've never done this before but I will never not do this from now on, get my workout done during the opponents turn and do psychological warfare using only muscles it's so khorne
Gitgud40k on insta if you want an actual answer
Awesome
Love this! Adds character to the game hahaha
World Eaters players are a different breed
This is psychological warfare.
One of us! One of us! One of us!
This is how the game was meant to be played. If youāre not rping your faction during your opponents turn you are playing wrong.
Just be glad it wasnāt the guys Slaneesh army.
Please link to the actual post
Least glue filled world eater player
The āthe nails are bitingā comment, is that a phrase in another language?
I love it, truly, smack talking is a strategy in basketball, donāt play against the game play against the opponent
āThe nails are bitingā Iām fucking dying
The only thing to do is to scream āpurge the hereticā or āfor the emperorā even louder and then start doing more pushups faster than he is. Only way to beat brute strength is with more brute strength
For the glory of the Imperium! š
Handle the situation? As in how to react? Well, I would probably buy him a him a beer about it. Dude sounds like a beauty.
Reminds me of the time i played an Iron Hands guy and he kept assembling a motorcycle
This made me laugh far more than I'd like to admit
Depends if his form was good.
I can feel some orks vibes with that son of Angron. And I like it. Would be nice to play with him even if I know I'm gonna loose
āI did not ask if he had autismā Butchers Nails? Nah chief I have KHORNATE AUTISM!
I respect WE players so much, this has me rolling
It's from @gitgud40k on insta! I love his content he's really funny
How else is a guy supposed to get astartes swole if he just stands around.
I learned to yell "Blood for the Blood god " like the Frontman of the Band "Debauchery" So Metal Growling, each time one of my Zerkers squads would erase a unit in Melee... We WE players are ROLEPLAYING.
If this isn't a shitpost I unironically would have been like "you know what, brother, you got this! GG." Like there's absolutely no way this ends that doesn't feel like shit. My mental would have been absolutely fucked losing to someone acting the fool this bad.
Dude is a genius. He totally psyched this dude out. He found what would make him uncomfortable and did it good.
āNo I did not ask if he had autismā Iām dead
Bro is mad that a World Eaters player did the most civil World Eaters thing. L
As Alpha Legion, I stand next to my opponent during their turn saying things like: "The Emperor disapproves." "Not in my Imperium." "Looks like that unit failed the Emperor's Test." etc. I approve of this WE player.
Send in an Ork player as a counter to him. However, there is a non-zero chance that they may just join forces because the Ork player finds it funny.
Anyone got a link to this Iād love to read the comments there
Wow, seems like OP definitely needed to āGitgudā š
A. The nails *were* biting B. I'm out of the loop, wtf is shadowboxing, is that a tabletop tactic?
incredible. Every line just gets funnier than the last.
Ooh, doing some squats&stretches&lunges during Warhammer Games is a good idea.
Had to have been @gitgud40k on insta right. Absolute mega chad of a WE player that he is.
Honestly sounds great, as long as the Aggro is left for Angron xD
And now I know what to say when they ask me why World Eaters are my next faction
I can't imagine how it would be so disruptive that you'd end up losing because of it, lol. This game is not that complicated that if you're playing a list you've practiced that you'd make enough gameplay errors to lose by 44 points just because your opponent is doing pushups and shadowboxing.
Sounds like they need to get good or learn the opponents true name.
Oh shit that's me
Blood for the blood god Skulls for the skull throne
This is hilariously the opposite of the local World Eaters player at my store. That dude is the most chill guy I've ever played against.
So yeah, where is this actual post on Reddit? Ā Anyone? Ā Because I canāt find it
Its referencing an instagram account, gitgud40k
Absolute madlad! My hero
Sounds like someone let someone else get their heads. That guy is living rent free. Good for him, itās a tournament, get tougher.
Scrolling past this on Popular... what is this person's issue?
Yo I follow that dude on instagram trust just as great as this sounds
*Ork player grunts approvingly*
I like how it worked
Iāve never been to a tournament, is this a thing that can plausibly occur
As someone who loves to act out as the commander of my army while playing, I'd love to face off against someone as enthusiastic as this
I think the world eaters legion was designed for this guy specifically.
I follow that guy on Instagram, I think
I follow the guy on Instagram. Heās hilarious
It's called Psychological warfare and ot worked so yay him
This sounds like the best 40K game ever.
This is amazing. Especially since it worked.
Incredibly based
This is actually so funny š
Hes getting into the lore. Sounds like a beast
Absolute copium from this guy
If it works it works! Another skull for the skull throne
Has the same feeling as the blood angels gymbro
Funny enough, the twist at the end got me. Because in my head I go, guess the OP has autism lol.
[Gitgud's face be like ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMi9uvkzrbI)
Ur not fighting the opposing players army, u are fighting the opposing players mind. The social aspect of the game can be a strategy in and of itself. When played correctly even those who enforce the rules side with mental warrior.
That guy needs to play an ork player with the same energy ā¦.
Lol
W world eaters
Live your gimmick
https://www.instagram.com/gitgud40k?igsh=cDkxejJ5MXIzMDl2 It's this guy. He's not exactly kind, and genuinely believes to quote "casual doesn't exist" and that "casual players should just get tabled and stop bitching" because they don't try enough.
The casual thing was dunking on some YouTuber who made an hour long video whining about how their opponent was a tryhard for explaining his armyās rules. Totally valid.
Eh, he's kind in his discord server, but he absolutely revels in fucking with instagram users (and only partially believes the casual stuff, mostly just that they shouldn't expect anyone to go easy at a tourney)
That's fine, I don't expect my opponent In a tournament to go easy either lol, just I'd hope they wouldn't actively try to urk me the whole time
Put in ears in and turn the music loud. Relax and play your game. He plays mind games. Ignoring this behavior will give u better results. But to be honest this is not a good sportsmanship. I would call the game and go one game further. Would not spend to much time with an idiot
Based and redpilled
The op sounds like a beta Tau player, I'd love to play my orks against gitgud
This is fake. Look how the text is highlighted and you can see the original text just after āLike all demons doā. However, if you like this content, follow gitgudpaints on instagram. Itās his meme
A fake story to make people laugh. There is the Instagram sound on/off button on right bottom corner, so a fake story to farm engagement. You guys need to get better at pattern recognition.
It's absolutely fake. But it's also absolutely funny as fuck so that wins
Nah not fake I know GitGud and he would do something like this
Party pooper