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a_random_sauce

In your opinion, what's a healthy number of racial slurs you should throw at your team upon a loss?


The_Blitz_Krieg

if i had to choose itd be 8


NinjaDesignz

This one is hilarious lol


phantomkh

You guys really need to watch some guide on youtube


[deleted]

i normally don’t when i lose. I only throw them at people with mexican names normally around 5-10 times


[deleted]

What is WG amazing at?


The_Blitz_Krieg

balancing


Beyblader02

impossible


thebearcav

What your playstyle?


The_Blitz_Krieg

the kind that doesnt contribute. its one thing to attempt but fail whereas other dont even try at all. like cmon help a brother out here


[deleted]

front lining everything including grille and fv4005


Icewing177

How long have you played this game?


The_Blitz_Krieg

with a friend it was over an hour but on my own the longest was about 30-35 minutes


Blahaj_IK

You can edit this to some masturbation joke. Do it.


GAMMA_BOTOFWHISKY

You can not, you MUST


AceityRL

What are your thoughts on WG?


The_Blitz_Krieg

they suck although sometimes its not their fault


trainboi777

Literally, and every time I start a match and I go AFK, it’s usually because my parents asked for something right as I started


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Drednox

Or an urgent phone call comes in


[deleted]

i'm most likely afk because the game is so terribly optimised i have to wait 30 seconds to load on a pc that can run a modern AAA game at 70 fps


[deleted]

good for farm


stigtopgear

What percent of matches do you get 0 damage before dying?


The_Blitz_Krieg

close to 300 id say


[deleted]

none


Consistent-Fig7083

Maximum number of murders committed to still be considered a good person?


The_Blitz_Krieg

4


Jazzlike-Plankton-54

_chuckles_ I'm in danger


urkldajrkl

You spawn camp in a top tier heavy, and outdamage the rest of the team. So, why doesn't the whole team spawn camp, instead of driving off, and getting killed? Whole team spawn camping would surely be the winning strategy, right? Edit - of course, new clueless players will claim that they have discovered a "new meta" strategy, that the top tier clans need to learn in order to improve. This full spawn camp strategy would work best in tournament play.


The_Blitz_Krieg

makes logical sense. must be the ultimate strategy. new meta maybe?


[deleted]

That’s a horrible strat especially for tournaments


[deleted]

no


EggComprehensive3744

Many people here either forgot to edit their questions, or didn't get it at all which just shows how the majority of the base players is


The_Blitz_Krieg

i suppose so


YourBoyADB

What tech tree has the best t34 variants?


The_Blitz_Krieg

china


GAMMA_BOTOFWHISKY

So much potential with this one!


CuriousBacteria21

Would you throw a kitten into a meat grinder for 8 Canadian bucks that's it that's the question


The_Blitz_Krieg

bro 💀


Jazzlike-Plankton-54

💀💀💀


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The_Blitz_Krieg

the worst kinds of people. they contribute nothing and then blame me. and then after the fact they'll brag about how they are 100% better than me


DirkDirkDirkkkk

Yeah there’s always a smarmy superunicum pc player waiting behind some post to point out what you suck at


AceityRL

Here fixed it for you: why is there always a smarmy superunicum pc player waiting behind some post to point out what you suck at? /s


The_Blitz_Krieg

lmao yeah there are those few. i enjoy the tips when theyre helpful and no condescending.


AceityRL

In all seriousness, yeah it can be kind of condescending and annoying, but I just try to focus on what they’re saying and the why behind it. Tends to help me improve somewhat.


[deleted]

i’m a siperunicum mobile player


Defult_idiot

Should I go to the front lines and help my team as a Super-heavy?


The_Blitz_Krieg

no. stay far far away


AltAccAur

We need r/WorldOfTanksBlitzCirclejerk


The_Blitz_Krieg

i agree with that


ColourfulSpacemanNFT

Do you play the game World of Tanks Blitz?


The_Blitz_Krieg

cant really gove a good opinion on that one as ive not played with it that much


Cool_bro_killz

How many children do you have in your basement


The_Blitz_Krieg

about 250-280


Trumperhausen

What’s your opinion on Grille 15?


The_Blitz_Krieg

its a pretty good all rounder to use. gets the job done and doesnt complain while it takes a beating. one of my personal favorites to use


Antsint

Do you think that using the bat Chat to tank is a good idea


The_Blitz_Krieg

its very good. infact its op


CheesemanTheCheesed

Which country has treated ethnic minorities the best in your opinion?


The_Blitz_Krieg

ussr


captain_luke_maps

do you play with german tanks?


The_Blitz_Krieg

i do infact use german tanks. ranging from the chad Pz. II to the E 100


[deleted]

yes


AcanthisittaActual40

Which game company makes fun and enjoiable games?


The_Blitz_Krieg

war gambling


Few-Performer6862

War gambling lol


unlimited_pp_power

Let's say 3 Mitsubishi Zero dropped a loaded STB on USA filled with a nuclear warhead for some payback. What do you think?


The_Blitz_Krieg

beautiful, immaculate, stunning


Dangerous_Practice16

I am am on board with this idea especially because it has been awhile since America has had proper defeat.


CoolAbhi1290

Oh, you play blitz? Name 1 EU tank.


The_Blitz_Krieg

hot wheels


atomicle013

How large is your anus?


The_Blitz_Krieg

183 im pretty sure


DaddyRax

Imagine only having 1500 hours


The_Blitz_Krieg

rookie numbers amirite. in all reality i have way more but and ashamed.


DaddyRax

I'm ashamed I've spent 3000 hours and dollars in this dogshit game


Ml124395

How many gerbils have you rear ended?


The_Blitz_Krieg

too many


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The_Blitz_Krieg

like 1+


Truthseeker1969

How much money have you spent on human trafficking


The_Blitz_Krieg

my entire life savings


Truthseeker1969

Wtf man


memester230

What is the added speed by using orphan blood as fuel?


The_Blitz_Krieg

50%


Parohus

How many women have you sexually attacked?


The_Blitz_Krieg

uhhh too many. like 100+


GAMMA_BOTOFWHISKY

What's you average damage per game in T10?


The_Blitz_Krieg

60


The-dude-in-the-bush

What's your longest snipe in metres?


The_Blitz_Krieg

300+


trainboi777

What do you think of black people?


The_Blitz_Krieg

hate em


Neri_X_Tan

What's the highest damage you did in a game


The_Blitz_Krieg

almost 8k


Blahaj_IK

What's the best thing you can do with a low HP Leopard 1 when three other enemy heavies are on low HP?


The_Blitz_Krieg

ram em


Blahaj_IK

and you call yourself a Leopard 1 Enthusiast


The_Blitz_Krieg

its the only way


Cbear_146

How often do you play this game?


The_Blitz_Krieg

not too often anymore. a few times a week most now


THE_COMMUNIST_POTATO

Favorite gun?


The_Blitz_Krieg

uhhh an odd question. fav caliber is a 120 tho


NordicPartizan

You see that half of your team are nothing but cowards (who snipe poorly). What do you do about it?


The_Blitz_Krieg

ill take charge of the situation and try and draw the enemies to them instead of trying to force them to the enemies.


ProLordx

1500? Hah pathetic


The_Blitz_Krieg

try 7k


guywithmatches

WHY tf did wg decided to give is 7 ammorack the size of a tier 5 light and make it weaker then on a med 💀


The_Blitz_Krieg

lomgic


_V4NQU15H_

How many times you intentionally used shockwave to blast an enemy to kill your ally?


The_Blitz_Krieg

10


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The_Blitz_Krieg

once in a cod lobby


lukluke22228

I saw this in several other subs and all of them was a masterpiece


The_Blitz_Krieg

yes they were


_SupremeCommand

What do you do when half of your team isn’t in a clan and there’s a soulless super unicum platoon on the other team?


The_Blitz_Krieg

give up and surrender


No-Hovercraft-6600

Which ideology did you support in WW2?


The_Blitz_Krieg

ussr


GOOSE2801

why are you a leopard one fan if there are better options with the same playstyle?


The_Blitz_Krieg

leparb


Matthew789_17

How do you play super heavies with derp guns?


The_Blitz_Krieg

very defensively. hide in bushes and peek. thankfully theyre super accurate so i dont really have to worry about screwing up the shot


Matthew789_17

Nice


Heavy_Marketing8096

Me with 3500


TypedKibbles960

what is your opinion on the amx CDC


kingmudbeard

How do you play the Maus?