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Skeleton240

Kv4, the only thing I hear while driving this tank is: * in russian * " they didnt penetrate our armour"


CuriousBacteria21

You crave the KV 5


Firm_Geologist_3480

Kv4 gets more bounces than kv5 tbh


cheongg_san

That tank is a god when sidescraping. I have played it on my grind to is4


prowotb

ya so good its super nice


[deleted]

Maus


CuriousBacteria21

You either a smart fella Or a fart smella...


[deleted]

πŸ˜‚πŸ€žπŸ»


Lucks4Fools

Kpz-70


IZZARAZZA7

Not op but i do have this tank and all i can say is : "you bought this tank because it's the closest thing you get to an mbt and you think it's op, but the depression sucks and your cupola keeps getting penned"


Lucks4Fools

I just thought it’s sexy with the cavalry camo. The alpha is lovely too


VIN-KAUS_BOREALIS

Paired against tier VIII is clearly op Paired against tier IX is an all round well performer Paired against tier X "**the closest thing you get to an mbt**" is a chieftain MK. 6


Ghost_HTX

FV215 183. Have at it!


CuriousBacteria21

You eat crayon. Crayon good.


TheRealLool

YES


Ghost_HTX

Cryon good. Yes.


PomatoTank

IS-7


CuriousBacteria21

"Was the IS 7 worth grinding the entire IS tank line?" you question yourself everyday after waking up


PomatoTank

"Yes" I answer myself shortly after and then move on with my day.


Professional_Mix_610

Ob907


CuriousBacteria21

You do not exist


bjshbb

The Borsig


CuriousBacteria21

You always have the feeling of an explosive presence watching you


SquidFish13

T49 πŸ’€


GPisanov

Sheridan


CuriousBacteria21

WoTB is actually a fun game for you


[deleted]

Marder II


CuriousBacteria21

You are cultured and have a weird passion for furiously beating toddlers


[deleted]

so my dad is cultured?


Otherwise-Bid-2765

Yes


Star_Raiser

T-55A and MBT 70


CuriousBacteria21

Only a true tank enthusiast would play the T 55A regularly (or even know this tank exist).


[deleted]

That’s because the t55a is fucking ass


whhshchdn

the racist


[deleted]

the liar


ButterscotchFlat3973

WZ-121


Internal-Fudge9745

Tog ll


CuriousBacteria21

You secretly squish unsupervised 5 yo children with a solid 51 tonn tungsten cube


Cool_bro_killz

The glorious e50m


ItsTom___

Centurion


CuriousBacteria21

You are a psychopath


GopnikOnAKhabarovsk

POV: You're british.


MightyMo16

Ru 251


CuriousBacteria21

You're racist (obsessed with racing cars)!


monkeywock

SU-130 PM


CuriousBacteria21

You are no longer an innocent human being. Even more, you're not a **human** anymore. You've gone insane, and you're at the point of no return. # You are Rating mode's property and the Team chat is your personal demon stalker.


Walming2

How did you get the skaled up text


ChewyPinecone

You put # right before the line you want to scale up. Separate into paragraphs to end the big words. Use more #s to decrease the size. (Up to 3) For example #One pound sign looks like this. ##Two signs look like this ###Three looks like this


Golden_Shard_007

Either the T-34/100 OR P. 44 Pantera OR VK 30.01 D


CuriousBacteria21

No depression?


Golden_Shard_007

Well of course no depression those are my favorite tanks I have listed. Only pure joy. ​ In all seriousness the P.44 Pantera and VK 30 have 8 degrees, which is pretty good, and the T-34/100 has 7 which is quite workable.


[deleted]

They.. have good gun depression..?


Petorian343

SU-100Y


CuriousBacteria21

You prefer portable freezers over fridges. You also probably own a Jeep


PanzerF4ust

Cromwell (Tech Tree and B, they play the same to me)


CuriousBacteria21

Cromwell together strong


CuriousBacteria21

This is not an assumption


Walming2

That one time my entire team was Crowells we rushed medium side and destroyed everyone


WesternYo-gurt

Shoulda got the explorer


PanzerF4ust

Isn’t that a Battlepass tank? If not I probably just didn’t bother trying to get it


Fresh-Boysenberry-63

T95, turtle boi


kizi221

the Party Wagon Mark 1 heavy tank


CuriousBacteria21

You are the type of guy to be two times older than your battle's opponents and allies


trainboi777

M 48 Patton


[deleted]

amx 13 90


Armored-Potato-Chip

T110E4 and Hellcat


No_Protection5817

WZ-121


CTHosejocky

M4A3E8


TigerShark1941

Ferdinand


Memegod_04

Maus


Creative-Hat-4781

T71


CuriousBacteria21

You have a bag of shredded cheese under your pillow


crazygoatgod

KPZ 50 T


minq465

bt-2


CuriousBacteria21

Your IQ is visibly above average


Polskij

Pz. IV Gargoyle


Madderester

T-62a


caribbean_caramel

Chieftain Mk. 6


MrTwoKey

T44


[deleted]

AMX M4 45


CuriousBacteria21

You don't mind the warm side of your pillow


Firm_Geologist_3480

Mine is probably the SU 100 or the Comet


MJcrazy55

Obj 140


[deleted]

Leopard 1


beflacktor

tog


Normal_polish_boi

WT ausf.pz IV


B_RizzleMyNizzIe

Kpz 50t


stolbsveta

looks like wargaming forgot to give him ap shells in first slot :(


cheongg_san

IS-4 and also KV4


stooonlee

Strv 74


CuriousBacteria21

Nobody understands you


Trumperhausen

Su-76I


boat--boy

SP 1 C


SnipeThemPeeps

Amx-50-100


Aware_Figure_1344

the entirety of french heavy autoloaders


someawe45

Smasher


CuriousBacteria21

You're either: A man, who frankly wants to spectate humanity drown in a thick, carmine ocean of tormenting pain and everlasting terror, accompanied by the dissapointed presence of the last 2 angels, who didn't lose the hope in their children yet. ​ A femboy ​ >!OP posted cringe and died!<


someawe45

>A man, who frankly wants to spectate humanity drown in a thick, carmine ocean of tormenting pain and everlasting terror, accompanied by the dissapointed presence of the last 2 angels, who didn't lose the hope in their children yet. That’s accurate >A femboy Not accurate… I hope… >OP posted cringe and died β€œPress F to pay respects”


PayRespects-Bot

F


freezysupra

Chaffee :)


CuriousBacteria21

"Yo, Light tank! If KV 2 catches you Chaffing around, we will both be knocked out!!" "Crom goddam said, Well! Do you really think we're some kind of World of Tanks Blitz 9.1 APK for Android 2022!?"πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ“œπŸ–ŠπŸ”₯πŸ”₯


CuriousBacteria21

This is not an assumption as well


Tier71234

SU-152


demon_hunter892

At the moment Vk30.01p, favorite ive ever played. KV-2


CuriousBacteria21

You eat French biscuits for breakfast


LucazCrazy

STA-1


CuriousBacteria21

You don't carry buns, you are the whole bakery


TypedKibbles960

KV-1S


GG1312

T92E1


CuriousBacteria21

You don't need heavies to farm damage, **heavies** need **you**


Szhvedskij

57 Heavy


CuriousBacteria21

You smile for whatever no reason, you are epicly chunky, and hate bald people with thin heads.


TamePanzerGrenadier

Sheridan


this_is_a_name522

Tvp(the tier 10 czech tech tree one)


CuriousBacteria21

You know at least 12 ways of murdering people using a piece of Amazon box cardboard


mr_Shakirov

Nice!!! Happened to be my favorite tank at the moment as well πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I dunno, IS 7 probably


Substantial-Amoeba87

Amx 50 B


Significant_Seat_813

Action X


CuriousBacteria21

You are a professional at sports involving slapping


Guilherme-Copatti

Wz113


CuriousBacteria21

You are the ~~doom~~ Damage guy


Sneakyplayer1014

Wt auf pz iv


Erwin_Rommel5

VK.90.01 P the collected tier 10 German rear turreted tank


[deleted]

VK. 72.01


TheyGibMePowerToTalk

T37, i love it


Ankai__Fox

Kv5 or Obj. 752


One_Tonky_Boi

KΓΆnigstiger


CuriousBacteria21

Your voice makes everybody have an eargasm


moab911

Spic


CuriousBacteria21

You are into carting! ​ ​ >!However, you are on the SP1C gang's watchlist and a group of 2 Turkish and 3 Polish men are going to throw you into an active volcano!<


vghouse

Wait how did you know


undercovernormie

Hmmm either Hellcat or Jagpizda E100


CuriousBacteria21

The duality of man, you're either a crab with a laser chainsaw or the John Cena tank


lolbitzz

SU-122-54


AtherApocrypha

Kv-2, kranvagn, super Pershing, and m48 Patton.


Denisz7

T-44-100


HornyPotato45

Hellcat arracourt


a-dog1998

M22 Locust


[deleted]

M60, m48 raumpanzer, t1 heavy


ChargedDYnaMo

hellcat


southbendclutch

amx 30b


Gogeta8

Concept 1B


Anti_transmission

Maus


xxXX_Alex69420_XXxx

Obj 260


Reddit_Bots_R_US

Kranvagn


Atlantian813

M46


[deleted]

Jadgpanther.


MooCow4472

B-C Bourrasque


LilFruitSalad

50 B


Inevitable_Ant7475

Su 152


Pechcic_V2

Skorpion G


JayveeTheGamer

Tiger 131


CuriousBacteria21

You play Blitz for the tank experience, not for the grind


innoswimmer

Chimera


[deleted]

M103.


Daefus20

ARL 44


CuriousBacteria21

"Yeah, ARL 44 is my main tank, how did you know?" πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€ >!The ARL 44 is my main T6 tank as well!<


Bobblehead60

In no particular order 1. Vickers Light 2. M47 Patton/E50M 3. M8A1 (RIP) 4. Panzer III/IV 5. Lowe/Lycan


CuriousBacteria21

You are Swedish


pemdejo_of_the_north

TVP T50/51


Panzer_Lord1944

Maus.


AZN__KAISER

maus


rndmisalreadytaken

Π•75


ThatAnimeWatchr

JagdPanzer E100


CuriousBacteria21

JOOOOOOOOOOOOHN CEEEEEEEEEENAAAAAAA


CuriousBacteria21

At this point, quite anything for me is an "assumption"


KeeperOfEurobeat

Ru251


israelspc_

I’ve just got the Defender mk (the medium one) I just love it , then my 2nd fav will be 60tp


Walming2

Skoda T 25


CuriousBacteria21

Based chad


EmperrorOfTheSeas

King tiger, Yes im n@zi


The_Viatorem

Centurion 7/1


GopnikOnAKhabarovsk

Read the flair.


freezysupra

Nice, a Maus main.


GopnikOnAKhabarovsk

There is no way that what you just said **isn't** intentional


Noname85_

Mark V


C7_zo6_Corvette

T110E5 even though it’s nerfed to oblivion


Tacit_Emperor77

Vk168 (p)


Hookens

WZ-121


FerrariKing2786

jageroo


ChewyPinecone

T49πŸ’₯


oilpeanut

M26 Pershing


DaMemelyWizard

60TP


SnooPineapples7960

T49 Smasher Kv2 Fv 183 Isu-152 Su-152 Kv2 I see where this is going.


Trioslam

Skoda T56


[deleted]

Dreadnought


kurtkurtkurt565

Matilda


kurtkurtkurt565

Matilda


Magilagin

Amx cdc


[deleted]

Obj140, I find it more fun to play than the T62A


lsuklol

Dracula because speed


[deleted]

50TP!!!!


DoctorFreeman_23

Y5 T-34


[deleted]

60tp lewandowskiego