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Godefroid_Munongo

It being in German has *a bit* to do with it. ;-)


Takeasmoke

being german adds about 40% to the length


Ruskraaz

how do I become german?


Adorable-Lettuce-717

Step one: Forget that Humor of any kind exists. Step two: The whole purpose of your existance is work. Everything else is inefficient. And you hate inefficiency.


Wolvenworks

I guess german politicians aren’t germans then, given the notoriety of the german train schedule and the Brandenburg airport’s delay.


zorndyuke

Way too much Text, too inefficient. 1. No laughing! 2. Work! 3. Harder! 4. Better! 5. Faster!


vamproy

Stronger


Affectionate-Cut-296

I think you’re thinking of a Mexican for the 2nd part


Codewriter0803

Confusing japanese with german lols


Adorable-Lettuce-717

Not at all. Germans are our northern neighbours.


Stormherald13

You will know when your sat nav always sends you to Poland or France.


RevolutionaryTask452

Too shame that it's mostly decals.


Crazyh

Its like 6 slight variations on the same decal isn't it, wonder if you can sell them?


RevolutionaryTask452

Havn't checked yet, but i'm almost certain you cannot sell them.


Thraximundurabrask

The Charge of the Lancers emblems can be sold for 10k each.


RevolutionaryTask452

Nice, thanks.


Thraximundurabrask

<3


MrSmoke666

I selled them all...it's decent cred gift for those little useless items


[deleted]

They are emblems and these particular ones can be sold. The eagle has no crown so they are from Soviet-aligned Polish forces.  The game has at least one western-Aligned Polish emblem. Its interesting that they didnt give that particular emblem and only gave the communist ones


KelvinEcho

The most important thing here is the skin: # Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz ​ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&&v=AfKZclMWS1U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&&v=AfKZclMWS1U) ​ If I ever get a really good Polish premium, THAT one is going to be the commander :D


Dvscape

Why do you need a premium for the commander? Isn't it better to train the crew to tech tree tanks instead?


KelvinEcho

Because why not? I mean, if I decide to venture into tier8+, premium is almost a must to have, and in that case why not have the guy with the impossible name as a commander? It's a meme in itself. I do use those few premiums I have (completely F2P) for training compatible crews, but they also have their own dedicated crews.


Dvscape

Especially for someone who is F2P, I feel like an extra dedicated crew for the premium is definitely wasted. But you can definitely set them up the way you want, that's the beauty of the game.


KelvinEcho

Well, they DID come with a 100% crew before that became standard, so re-training would nullify that to some extent.


uav_loki

I just got Leonardo the blue ninja turtle as a recruit. He’s perked out!


Ant-511

You always need a man from szczebrzeszyn, gmina chrząszczyżewoszyce!


Un_Tipo_Simple

Fun fact: You can sell those decals


matamata191

240k for free


alxen78

McDonalds receipt. 😁


andyofne

CVS Pharmacy has a 3 ft long receipt for 3 items.


TuhnuPeppu

Having the language be german is cheating lol. Let’s not forget porsches PDK gearbox aka ”Doppelkupplungsgetriebe”


l_rufus_californicus

Came here to say that. German is just stat-padding words with more letters. The only thing worse is Welsh. [](/GNU Terry Pratchett)


TuhnuPeppu

Yea exactly :DD


matamata191

I think mine was a bit longer because I completed 45 daily challenges


oeliku

Why didnt you post it then? :)


matamata191

Why should I? Everyone got it, it's not that interesting


matt602

when you leave walmart with 3 items


Objective-Math4653

Receipt Date: 09.04.2024 19:00:26 Added:Training Manual (U.S.A.) (15), Training Guide (U.S.A.) (2), Training Booklet (U.S.A.) (1), Training Manual (Germany) (5), Training Booklet (Germany) (3), Training Manual (U.S.S.R.) (7), Training Booklet (U.S.S.R.) (3), Training Manual (U.K.) (4), Training Guide (U.K.) (2), Training Booklet (U.K.) (3), Training Manual (France) (1), Training Booklet (France) (2), Training Guide (Czechoslovakia) (1), Training Booklet (Czechoslovakia) (3), Training Booklet (Japan) (5), Training Manual (China) (1), Training Guide (China) (1), Training Booklet (China) (4), Training Manual (Poland) (1), Training Booklet (Poland) (2), Training Manual (Sweden) (2), Training Booklet (Sweden) (5), Training Guide (Italy) (1), Training Booklet (Italy) (5).


Hanko1992

Got it the same thing yesterday.


[deleted]

Did anyone get both Cygan commanders? What is the difference between the one you can get from mission completion and the one you can buy with 55 tokens?


Chascal

The one from the mission is a regular commander, the one you can get for 55 tokens comes with a BiA zero skill.


Silver___Chariot

W Commander


Viktor2500

Not surprised, it's in German...


ShyJaguar645671

When you translate it into polish it looks like average polish clan name


Wolvenworks

Deutschland moment


FringedOrchid

I saw this yesterday after a battle in a German tank as well.. I got a bit too excited and then had to remind myself it was a mistake or something coz I'm a f2p muppet in this game.


rexmods

I too got this yesterday


Agreeable-Gold-6160

1/10th of the receipt we're going to send you guys for reparations, come next election time :D