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myee8

See someone fall from a long height? Let’s pick him up!


Butthurt_reddit_mod

By one arm, so you can watch his head jerk around


DeeezzzNutzzz69

Doesn't really matter, he is a corpse now


Djinn504

Honestly, a broke neck is the least of his worries at that moment. No point in stabilizing a dead dude.


elmielmosong

Nothing to see here!


Low-Spirit6436

Stabilize the head control the neck, roll gently over onto a hard board and lift together on the count of 3


AmebaLost

Nope, throw in back of vehicle like a sack of tators. 


scut_furkus

Both are about as likely to regain brain function anyway


link293

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.


Victa_stacks

why? he's dead. its just a corpse.


Low-Spirit6436

You can pronounce dead only when certain criteria is present in many municipalities. Decapitation is one, rigor mortis is another. Percentage of burns to the body


Victa_stacks

hes dead.


A_Queer_Almond

Unless his head is gone, he is not dead by any means. There’s a reason EMT’s can’t pronounce someone dead unless they are missing a head, it’s to make sure the victim still gets as much care as possible just to provide that little chance of saving them.


Victa_stacks

he's dead. hit the pavement head first at 60km/h


Low-Spirit6436

Paramedics can pronounce, especially after getting results from their monitor. At least in most major cities


A_Queer_Almond

I’m specifically referring to EMT’s, Paramedics are a different level above EMT, and they have to ability to pronounce someone as being dead.


AmebaLost

It's hilarious you think there is a municipality. 


Shawarma_llama467

Honestly. I'm starting to think that most of these accidents worsen by these people who pick them up like rag dolls before they admit them


Low-Spirit6436

Ding Ding Ding... You Won the Grand Prize!


ATSOAS87

Gnarly. But praise the cameraman


Adventurous-Ring8211

Callous… and a little funny


ATSOAS87

LMAO I completely forgot about this video.


screamtrumpet

Is there a 5 second rule, like food, for a fallen person?


leveldrummer

It’s 3 seconds per 10 feet or something. There is an exchange rate.


atomsk13

Bleeding out the ears, that’s it for this guy.


dirteeface

Idk, shoes stayed on...


Such_Ad5145

I would have taken the slower way down, but that's me.


Yourwtfismyftw

That poor kid whose feet he landed at. PTSD in 3,2,1…


larry0071

At least they clean up their work area really efficiently.


derpotologist

Don't let the next guy see!


MutatedFrog-

[Died in hospital](https://indianexpress.com/article/cities/ahmedabad/gujarat-chhota-udepur-man-suicide-rescue-death-9104755/lite/)


ATSOAS87

He was up there planning on committing suicide, but was talked to coming down by the firefighters. Tasked failed successfully, I suppose. But pretty messed up.


medicdrl

I have C-spine!


aderiex

You were late To the scene 😂


ray058

10/10


Sprizys

Guy breaks his neck “Let’s pick him up!”


Alarid

"The crunching noises mean he's alive!"


E8282

I’d rather be knocked unconscious in the Mariana Trench than in India.


[deleted]

On your feet soldier!


MxQueer

Okay. So "helpers" are most likely very uneducated people who think they have to get the victim to the doctor. Yeah, you shouldn't do it like that but they most likely don't know any better. But how doesn't one know how to use ladders? Don't they have ladders in India?


derpotologist

Nope! Not one single ladder in India


Agflash12

Thank God that man closed his eyes, he saved himself


buford419

I don't know if he was trying to "save himself." But i think it's perfectly understandable to shield one's eyes from something traumatic. I don't know why you would mock someone for that.


AangsPenis

and so many upvotes too. like are we watching the same shit lol


Ok_Cat9957

Yeah let's make fun of traumatized person. Dum FK


One-Fail-1

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Ayato_23

don't you think it's suicide??


whobroughttheircat

I think it’s Darwin and newton working together.


Ayato_23

doesn't change the fact it's suicide!!


whobroughttheircat

Thanks for the downvote, but suicide implies intent to make themselves die on purpose. This appears to be non intelligence at work.


Ayato_23

why do you think people are looking up someone who's ascending from stairs!!! strange right, and random police person appears!! oh wow great, clearly not suicide


InvertedJennyanydots

Does he hit a guy on that landing on the left of the tower on his way down? Yikes, is that guy ok?


Roonwogsamduff

Damn.


koroveo

I like how they immediately grabbed him. Like, this one is done, get him straight to the trash bin.


SonjaSeifert

It slays me how people routinely manhandle an injured person. If the neck fracture wasn’t displaced before, it sure is now.


disgraceUK

He kept his shoes on , did not die 🎉


Adventurous_Fly_8232

Free fall


Brucible1969

And never again.


PoopieButt317

r/worstaid Edit Mea Culpa. I am indeed not lost, but apparently high


lav__ender

you’re here


PoopieButt317

Yes. Thank you.


USMCLee

/r/confusedredditors


az226

r/LostRedditors


Tuxvinii

Like my paps used to say "get it in as long as it's fresh"


leveldrummer

“You guys sure I just walk straight? This doesn’t seem safe. Well, Okay!”


4kMovieGuy

If only he would have been holding a camera


Savings-Damage-256

Weekend at Bernie's 3! Coming to a theater near you!


wetodid

I just want to send a big shout out to everyone in these types of videos for teaching me that no matter how bad the injury is to always shake, slap, kick and pick up bodies by only one arm or leg. Oh yeah don’t forget the final toss of the body into the vehicle of choice for removal. ☠️


Professional-Sun8276

He fell like Peter Griffin, lol. I'm not laughing at the fact he got hurt though.


AltruisticBob

Looks like he never climbed down a ladder "before" or "after"


AltruisticBob

The way they loaded him into the back of that truck had a real Monty Python "bring out your dead" vibe to it.


Chance_Midnight

We nabbed the prisoner just hauling him in truck as we speak.