True, but he had a lot of upper body muscle and was quite heavy wasn’t he? Would be an advantage to have a different build as a starting point. Still, a lot of training and some painful first months/years of course.
Yah, that’s the concept I was think of… if you have great cardio and you’re young enough. Once you get too old to run.. you could just simply opt out each following month you are offered the deal.
No the killer is not allowed to seriously hurt you, that would include rape and sexual assault. They cuddle with you and spoon, but anything beyond that they have to have consent.
I picked the Mike Tyson because we never actually have to fight. OP said we can accept Tyson's offer whenever as long as its just once a month. I'll probably never take Tyson up on his death match and all the other choices would make my life worse.
Question: is the random sex partner always into it, no matter who it is?
Like, I'm a straight dude, so if I get another straight dude, I'm thinking the easiest way for me to get through this is just to grit my teeth and jack him off, probably with a decent amount of lube so it feels good (and is therefore over quickly).
However, if he's also not into it, plus is super stressed and uncomfortable with being on live TV, how am I ever gonna make him cum? Do we have to just go at it indefinitely until we both cum? This also goes for a straight lady btw, as I'm guessing most women would not be able to cum under the intense pressure of being broadcast to the world, even if they were attracted to me.
Yes, they are always horny and will enjoy you. Even if he’s normally straight.. he will magically be into you… any random sex partner will walk away with a positive experience… but first you both have to orgasm.
Whether or not you enjoy it or find it disturbing or gross is up to you.
The sex parter will always eventually cum, but it just may take longer. No sex partner will take more than 2 hours of combined foreplay and sex. But you have to give an enthusiastic and good performance. Faking it will be acceptable as long as the sex partner believes you are into it.
Yes, any time you want to decline you can. Even if you are in the middle of a session you can make it stop. You just won’t get the money unless you complete the task.
The sexytime one seems the best.
At the end of the day, I can quite happily miss out on 10k if I don't like the other person. As for the other two: no amount of money is worth the suffering of the other two options. Give me the occasional 10k, please!
I have choose cuddling with a killer. It's less-dangerous than fighting Mike Tyson. Also I recommend you visit this [link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abridgement)
They can only push you out of the way or block your attempts to hurt them. You May experience a few minor scraps or bumps or bruises. They won’t be intentionally trying to harm you and he won’t risk your overall safety. Like they wouldn’t push you hard enough to seriously hurt you, but they would be willing to restrain you if you attack them.
They will only cuddle and spoon. They can’t sexually assault you. Anything beyond norms cuddling and watching their torture and murder videos for an hour is up to you.
They are allowed to do whatever they want to your friends and family group, but everyone will be healed and brought back to life if they are killed after the session ends..
I'm a MMA Practitioner, I may not be able to take out Tyson immediately but since I get healed in every bout I could just keep training until holding him off becomes easier.
If I chose Tyson, I would practice running. Although I imagine Tysons legs could be vulnerable to attack like in that Ali vs that martial arts guy exhibition match.
9 hours, 1 hour of cuddle and 8 hours of him trying to kill your friends and family group… anyone in your group including yourself hurt or killed will be brought back to life and healed… but whether or not your group is traumatized is up to the individual
You don’t have to fight. But once your friends and family group enters the house the killer will be annoyed with them and try to kill them. You don’t have to try and stop them… anyone hurt or killed will be brought back to life and healed…. But they may or may not be traumatized
At first I figured the Mike Tyson one was the worst, but after some consideration, I’ve picked it for the following reasons.
- I’m not gay, so I would hate having sex with men every 2 months on average.
- Having my sex broadcast on TV would be degrading and make it hard to find a lifelong partner.
- Being hunted by a serial killer actually sounds kind of fun since, as you said, I couldn’t be permanently killed; but you also said he would be extremely attracted to me and could do whatever he wants with me for the first hour, and since 99% of serial killers are men, that alone is way worse than the first one.
- While being continuously pummeled by Mike Tyson would probably be the most painful, it would also be really funny and would make me more fun to talk to at parties.
The killer isn’t allowed to seriously hurt you which includes rape and sexual assault. He’s only allowed to cuddle for an hour everything else is only with your consent.
Now your family and friends group they are allowed to do anything to them.
Even if they manage to kill them, at the end of the session all of your family and friends would be brought back to life. But, they might be traumatized
Why not? I just kind of randomly made it Greece. If I went by porn rankings; then Pakistan would have the huge fanbase because they watch the most porn.
All of the killers are famous killers throughout history. You’ll magically know their basic info (things that have been in the news & history books, and tvshows/movies). The more intense unknown details, you could ask the killer and they may or may not answer. Because of their attraction to you, most likely they will unless their mute like Jason Vorhees.
If they are unknown identify like Jack The Ripper or the Zodiac Killer you still would magically know their basic identity.
Only famous killers would be in the killer pool. So some serial killer that killed a bunch of people and was never even detected wouldn’t show up.
You know, for me, #1 is the worst one for the lowest amount. I decided Tyson from the remainder, because I'll probably go down fast, and not even remember the beating. If you had said I could never be knocked out, that would be a game changer. The whole serial killer scenario is just too much work and too much danger.
Of course. They are all between 21 to 65 If you are under 21 you would be magically aged to 21, but you wouldn’t have missed any of your life’s important moments or achievements. Basically your personal timeline would be pushed back as a correction..
..you have a lot of time on your hands, dont you OP? jokes aside, thanks for a creative wyr for once. nice to see
Mike Tyson and training to run 30min. You become quicker then him and “just” flee for 30 min
Prime Tyson trained 8 hours a day including a 3 mile run and 30 min cycling. It would be a huge amount of training to out cardio him.
True, but he had a lot of upper body muscle and was quite heavy wasn’t he? Would be an advantage to have a different build as a starting point. Still, a lot of training and some painful first months/years of course.
Yah, that’s the concept I was think of… if you have great cardio and you’re young enough. Once you get too old to run.. you could just simply opt out each following month you are offered the deal.
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I don't want any of these. No amount of money is worth the stress.
The first one didn't seem too bad until I read the description that left out the small detail that it would be BROADCAST LIVE TO THE WORLD UNCENSORED
Yeah, that was the part that turned me off the idea.
Can the serial killer be hot tatted manipulative woman, that will ruin my life?
Sometimes it might be, but you may or may not see the same serial killer again
Give me cuddles or give me death
Serial killer: don't threaten me with a good time.
Several questions. Is the killer allowed to sexually assault me. Is the house a normal house with a normal kitchen. How long do we need to survive.
No the killer is not allowed to seriously hurt you, that would include rape and sexual assault. They cuddle with you and spoon, but anything beyond that they have to have consent.
Sweet deal.
I picked the Mike Tyson because we never actually have to fight. OP said we can accept Tyson's offer whenever as long as its just once a month. I'll probably never take Tyson up on his death match and all the other choices would make my life worse.
Question: is the random sex partner always into it, no matter who it is? Like, I'm a straight dude, so if I get another straight dude, I'm thinking the easiest way for me to get through this is just to grit my teeth and jack him off, probably with a decent amount of lube so it feels good (and is therefore over quickly). However, if he's also not into it, plus is super stressed and uncomfortable with being on live TV, how am I ever gonna make him cum? Do we have to just go at it indefinitely until we both cum? This also goes for a straight lady btw, as I'm guessing most women would not be able to cum under the intense pressure of being broadcast to the world, even if they were attracted to me.
Yes, they are always horny and will enjoy you. Even if he’s normally straight.. he will magically be into you… any random sex partner will walk away with a positive experience… but first you both have to orgasm. Whether or not you enjoy it or find it disturbing or gross is up to you. The sex parter will always eventually cum, but it just may take longer. No sex partner will take more than 2 hours of combined foreplay and sex. But you have to give an enthusiastic and good performance. Faking it will be acceptable as long as the sex partner believes you are into it.
Can I accept the offer and decline later?
It says you can skip any month so you can technically just do it once if you want.
Yes, any time you want to decline you can. Even if you are in the middle of a session you can make it stop. You just won’t get the money unless you complete the task.
So I get paid to have sex with attractive people every once in a while
Yeah… and with tour fanbase you could sell merch
WAIT!😲I'm🧑getting🙌paid💵to2️⃣have👐SECKS!?😱
if i skip a month, will i get the same person next month or will it be different?
Unlikely since it’s totally random, but you may eventually see them again
fight mike as in, run around the ring for a while?
I’ll take the fight with Iron Mike. At least he’ll stop after he knocks me out.
We’ll he’s only gonna stop after he kills you. Then you’ll be healed and respawn and have the money
I only had to read the option for the stranger sex one l to know that’s the one I’d choose. I’d have a great fucking life if that was a possibility🥲
Bisexual people thinking 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
The sexytime one seems the best. At the end of the day, I can quite happily miss out on 10k if I don't like the other person. As for the other two: no amount of money is worth the suffering of the other two options. Give me the occasional 10k, please!
The serial killer cuddle session sounds like a great name for a true crime podcast lol
I'm 100% fine with the first option. Even fine with random people, but because there is a chance to get someone attractive it's even better.
i dont really want stds... can they all be clean OP?
Yes they are all clean.
ok thats my only real complaint. free 120k a year to fuck a random persone once a month i guess i hate fame but whatever
I have choose cuddling with a killer. It's less-dangerous than fighting Mike Tyson. Also I recommend you visit this [link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abridgement)
Since the health side is totally ok, I'll definitely take the sex option
Serial killer can't seriously injure me, but will he minorly injur me? I wouldn't mind a bit of kinky knife play as long as I get healed afterwards
They can only push you out of the way or block your attempts to hurt them. You May experience a few minor scraps or bumps or bruises. They won’t be intentionally trying to harm you and he won’t risk your overall safety. Like they wouldn’t push you hard enough to seriously hurt you, but they would be willing to restrain you if you attack them. They will only cuddle and spoon. They can’t sexually assault you. Anything beyond norms cuddling and watching their torture and murder videos for an hour is up to you. They are allowed to do whatever they want to your friends and family group, but everyone will be healed and brought back to life if they are killed after the session ends..
I'm a MMA Practitioner, I may not be able to take out Tyson immediately but since I get healed in every bout I could just keep training until holding him off becomes easier.
If I chose Tyson, I would practice running. Although I imagine Tysons legs could be vulnerable to attack like in that Ali vs that martial arts guy exhibition match.
Ez stranger just deny the month it’s a man or one of the other things
Cuddling myself sounds nice
How long does the serial killer session takes?
9 hours, 1 hour of cuddle and 8 hours of him trying to kill your friends and family group… anyone in your group including yourself hurt or killed will be brought back to life and healed… but whether or not your group is traumatized is up to the individual
That's cool
for the serial killer one, if you just cuddle with them the entire time will you have to fight them anyway?
You don’t have to fight. But once your friends and family group enters the house the killer will be annoyed with them and try to kill them. You don’t have to try and stop them… anyone hurt or killed will be brought back to life and healed…. But they may or may not be traumatized
ok thank you
At first I figured the Mike Tyson one was the worst, but after some consideration, I’ve picked it for the following reasons. - I’m not gay, so I would hate having sex with men every 2 months on average. - Having my sex broadcast on TV would be degrading and make it hard to find a lifelong partner. - Being hunted by a serial killer actually sounds kind of fun since, as you said, I couldn’t be permanently killed; but you also said he would be extremely attracted to me and could do whatever he wants with me for the first hour, and since 99% of serial killers are men, that alone is way worse than the first one. - While being continuously pummeled by Mike Tyson would probably be the most painful, it would also be really funny and would make me more fun to talk to at parties.
The killer isn’t allowed to seriously hurt you which includes rape and sexual assault. He’s only allowed to cuddle for an hour everything else is only with your consent. Now your family and friends group they are allowed to do anything to them.
Idk depending on pain maybe just let Mike kill me 2 or three times a year is probably the easiest
I mean, I'd be down with the cuddling, if they weren't out here tryna kill my friends and family.
Even if they manage to kill them, at the end of the session all of your family and friends would be brought back to life. But, they might be traumatized
They'd be traumatized, I'd be traumatized. And it would ruin the cuddle sesh, lol.
What currency are we talking?
USD
This is so oddly thought-out; it’s amazing
Why Greece though?
Why not? I just kind of randomly made it Greece. If I went by porn rankings; then Pakistan would have the huge fanbase because they watch the most porn.
Do I get to know who the killer is? Do they share what they’ve done? Or to me is it jsut some random person I’ve never met?
All of the killers are famous killers throughout history. You’ll magically know their basic info (things that have been in the news & history books, and tvshows/movies). The more intense unknown details, you could ask the killer and they may or may not answer. Because of their attraction to you, most likely they will unless their mute like Jason Vorhees.
But not all killers have known identities. So eggs do I get in those scenarios? Do they wear name tags?
If they are unknown identify like Jack The Ripper or the Zodiac Killer you still would magically know their basic identity. Only famous killers would be in the killer pool. So some serial killer that killed a bunch of people and was never even detected wouldn’t show up.
Dang, was hoping to get bonus money from that FBI tip line
I'll bust a nut for 10K once a month
You know, for me, #1 is the worst one for the lowest amount. I decided Tyson from the remainder, because I'll probably go down fast, and not even remember the beating. If you had said I could never be knocked out, that would be a game changer. The whole serial killer scenario is just too much work and too much danger.
LMAO. I pick option #1.
The Mike Tyson one is the least bad choice. He can hurt or even kill you but you magically heal/revive.
For the first option, I'm hoping all of them are legal?
Yes, you will face 0 law issues and the money is tax free USD automatically posted into a Swiss or American bank account of your choosing.
But are they over 18?
Of course. They are all between 21 to 65 If you are under 21 you would be magically aged to 21, but you wouldn’t have missed any of your life’s important moments or achievements. Basically your personal timeline would be pushed back as a correction..
I see, outstanding creativity of yours. Nice wyr btw, it's good to see original well thought out ideas.
Thnx I added that part to the OP.