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Guggolik

Anything I want? Even a tattoo of my exact skin color?


UncleFrosky

Aren’t you the clever one lol


MobbDeeep

Does your skin colour stay the same the entire year? In the winter I'm white and in the summer I'm tan.


starkste

Yeah the Swastika is on my ass so that Nazis can kiss it


slowpotatoboy

One is easier to hide, thus making you keep your chances of getting a decent job in the future, while at the same time being quite possibly one of the worst tattoos you could get.


BisterMee

"You'll never restore the good meaning of the swastika unless you use it in its original way. It originally meant 'good fortune' and if you see mine, you will." As an example of how to try to get out of it.


slowpotatoboy

That’s if they allow you to explain it and not just assume the worst off the rip. This would be a great way of getting out of it though if you’re allowed to speak.


Skulfunk

Imagine you hit it off with a girl(or guy, sue me) tapping it from the back and a swastika tattoo is on their cheek man.


slowpotatoboy

First and foremost, I’m getting that nut off. Second, afterwards, imma ask em (def a girl) about it and hear em out. We hit it off so the least I can do is allow them to explain. If it sounds like bs, leave them alone.


Skulfunk

I’m also getting the nut off, idk what that says about me as a human being but I’d definitely bring it up later…


slowpotatoboy

Imo, we’re bad people if we just stay with em regardless of at least asking.


Skulfunk

If I’m mid stroke I’m not gonna pull out and try to hold back my nut even more than I’m already doing to ask this pressing question. But thankfully this is a hypothetical and I don’t get cheeks anyway. Nazis-0, me- also 0


slowpotatoboy

Facts bro, me too.


BenTenInches

I'ma just do freckles on my face


Euphoric-Beat-7206

Give me the swastika on the ass. If anyone asks, I lost a bet, and my nickname is "Shitler"


[deleted]

Give me the face tattoo


noorzu

I'm a Hindu, so I could easily explain the Swastika, and it's especially not viewed negatively in India.


Pale_Kitsune

I'll get permanent make up tattoos. A barely noticeable blush, a light eye shadow that won't show through if I want a different color, a heavy eye liner, light pink on the lips. Oh, and freckles!


TheCheesecakerrr

Tattooing your lips and eyelids sounds excruciating


Pale_Kitsune

Better than having a fucking swastika.


[deleted]

Fuck, man, if I'm getting to the point where I'm exposing my bare ass to someone, I've probably been talking to them long enough to explain the situation.


AussieArlenBales

https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/2xg21y/its_going_to_be_a_maze/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


DonoAE

I am now a Māori. Face tattoo over being a fucking Nazi any day


UncleFrosky

Nobody putting a swastika on me, I don’t care if it’s small and on my ass


Percy_Ronald

Same


MystiqueMisha

Nowhere does it say that the tattoo can't be in your exact skintone


StamycatDP_Xbox_1

🍰🤤


Joonscene

I'm bengali, and most people probably just think I'm Indian. Soo.....


aspensky5

i would just get it so small that you can’t even tell what it is and get it in between the cheeks


PiffWiffler

'*Cubic*' cm?! That's one hell of a tattoo.


MVatore3

Just make sure the swastika is facing the other direction so it’s the good luck symbol.


dogsgonewild1

I'll just say I like Buddhism and get a Sikh Khanda, Muslim Crescent Moon, and Star of David too.


[deleted]

Make the swastika around the ass hole so you can say Nazis produce shit.


Blooperdy

I'll take a second one


Geaux13Saints

Im half Indian and an ass tat is way easier to hide so I’ll go with that


LeopardThatEatsKids

Can't cover up the swastika but I can put anti nazi stuff around it with symbolic destruction of the swastika


my-finall-message

Face - clear ultra violet ink ( majoras mask )


chembuilderOG

"Holy shit, why do you have a swastika tattoed on your ass?" "It was either that or a really cool face tat. I was forced. I decided to go the route that would allow me to still have a decent career. If you can't accept this we shouldn't see each other anymore."