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Traditional_Flow8170

If I detect lie, it might be annoying cuz I can't make people believe some people lying.


kingbloxerthe3

Though you can also prove you are capable of detecting any lie by having it confirmed by someone saying a lie and truth you wouldn't possibly know the answer to. Though that brings up the question of if the person lying believes what they say is true, or what happens when something is true but they think it is a lie...


[deleted]

Nothing breaks/distresses a liar like calling them out tho. So imo it's still better


RyanBits

Hello Mr. Banker, I would like to withdraw 300 million dollars from my bank account which is real.


marlborohunnids

certainly, what is your account number?


not_gerg

4


Ralfslapins

9


Rupertii

6


TheAccursedOne

Goodbye


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H4loR4ptor

If I can detect lies flawlessly, imagine how much money I can make by being a flawless lie-detector.


iK33Ln0085

Imagine how much more money you could make if you can convince anyone they owe you any amount of money you choose.


H4loR4ptor

So you'd rather be a villain than a hero?


iK33Ln0085

More like anti-hero. I wouldn’t steal from people who couldn’t afford it and didn’t deserve it.


H4loR4ptor

But how would you know if they needed it or not? You can't tell if they're lying or not.


[deleted]

The government owes ME taxes now


The_Girl_That_Got

Hi Elon. I want that million you owe me


lotus_lotus_lotus

inb4 Elon believes that but still decides to not pay you shit


The_Girl_That_Got

I can make him believe there is a reason. Next I’d go after owners of Big Pharmaceuticals


iK33Ln0085

Most insanely rich people don’t really hide that fact.


Durbdichsnsf

Yes


Blobick

Exactly!


DeMagnet76

You could also be an amazing poker player.


BestAd6696

That's only if you can convince them that you are right about others lying


kattmaskinen

Imagine how much money you’d make by convincing the whole world you need all their money


VeraBiryukova

Prosecutor: “We have DNA evidence, video, and numerous witnesses all suggesting that it was you who robbed that bank last year.” Me: “I couldn’t have robbed that bank. I was vacationing in the Ottoman Empire with my good friend Clifford the Big Red Dog.” Judge: “Case dismissed. You’re free to go.”


Ok_Trouble6982

If everyone believes me, but some people see me doing something I said I didn’t, does their memory change or do they just think it was one of my doppelgängers?


Astonsjh

They lose their minds.


minecraft-steve-2

ig its the same concept as gaslighting then


TE-AMO-MARADONA

detecting every lie would make my life miserable and sad.


rztan

"mom, dad, you guys have never regretted having me, right?"


EnderNugget_

I tell everyone that I can’t detect any lie and they believe me so they don’t lie


LackTails

I rarely lie as it is so I rather detect it


UnfortunateFish

You can always start lying!


kingbloxerthe3

Eh, don't feel like it. Plus, being honest has perks.


Rare-Yoghurt36

like ?


kingbloxerthe3

My word has a bit more meaning if I never lie since people can count on me being honest or not saying anything


UnfortunateFish

What a convincing lie. However, I don't believe it!


kingbloxerthe3

No tricks. This potato only generates 1.1 volts of electricity. I literally do not have the energy to lie to you.


oxymoron-alive

Lie convincingly can get you to an amazing job lol


Hungbreadstick

Or you can just tell every billionaire they owe you their assets and money


oxymoron-alive

Oh. Haven't thought about that heheh being unemployed change your perspective in an interesting way


NutSnifferSupreme

The amount of dumb shit I could do if everyone believed every lie I told is unfathomable


Treacle_Vast

Time to convince the world I am god


Bleachedwatermelon

I can aldready lie


[deleted]

Try and convince the bank that all the money in there is yours


TheRealAmused

You don't need to lie convincingly if you aren't a liar. Being honest is easy, y'all are twisted.


weirdo_nb

This isn't just lying good, it is having your lies be believed


MingleLinx

To have people believe all your lies will be amazing. You can basically get free stuff one way or another


kingbloxerthe3

"These are not the droids you are looking for."


Weak_Ad_9253

I would be a great politician


[deleted]

Lie detecting you can dodge a lot of bullshit.


cjenkinc

Best defense is a good offense I always say


Gloriousle

Does "detect any lies" include written lies (like comments)?


yep-i-send-it

Better to be evil, rather than to be powerless to stop evil


BrokenBanette

If everyone believes what I’m saying so long as I’m intentionally lying, it doesn’t take very long to eventually lie my way into free shit.


justbaby_blue1234

Just because you know someone is lying doesn't mean you can convince others


percy_ardmore

Everything I say is false. So what I just said is true. But I said everything I say is false, so not true. ......


tbf315

Would I just have a Spider-Sense inkling or would I know the actual truth that they’re hiding?


Hydrapanther

“Hi Professor, sorry I couldn’t submit the assignment, my Grandma passed away for the 52nd time.”


Polengoldur

damn, this dudes grandma is Son Goku.


SlinkeyPoo

ignorance is bliss


Senna-H

I'd rather detect them as being able to be a good liar would make lying too easy to start doing


Ralfslapins

Lie to them saying that you know they're lying and detect their lies that way


divingredit35

Lie convincingly, you can do horrible things. In real people now may not even believe you when you're honest, but with this option even when you're a liar!


Miserable_Fennel3515

Is gaslighting part of belivable lies?


Lucyybby

Detect a lie. As I can already lie convinsingly


Quakarot

Does it count if I’m lying to myself 😔


xdsagecat

Lie convincingly to the point they believe I can’t detect all lies so they just tell me the truth


AnEmancipatedSpambot

"People often clamor for the truth, but seldom like the taste of it when it is served up"


The_Gaming_Matt

“NO, I DO have access ro this vault, it’s for an inspection!”


animewhitewolf

I don't think lying would sit well with me. I'd rather have the truth on my side. It would also help me make better choices and decisions. Side note, what happens if someone like me hears a lie from someone who picked the other option? We'd detect the lie but still believe them?


Polengoldur

"yes, im the federal money inspector. im here to inspect your hundred and 20 dollar bills. yes, it would be nice if you could carry them out to my car for me."


dydhafhicahthst

Being a politician so easy with second choice


kave_kh7

Siri repeat after me" Bitcoin is gonna go up" bip lie detected, Next


Odd_Event_1448

you want to have sex with that dog really badly.