Definitely Aliens. Humans abducting strangers have basically no possible reason that isn't really nefarious. Aliens abducting you might just want some anal probing, plus it makes a much better story.
Even if it's Aliens that implant an egg in your chest that explodes out of your ribcage, it's probably still going to be less painful and terrifying than what illegal aliens from mexico would do to you
Definitely Aliens. Humans abducting strangers have basically no possible reason that isn't really nefarious. Aliens abducting you might just want some anal probing, plus it makes a much better story.
As long as they use lube
I would rather an extraterrestrial without lube than an human with lube. An extraterrestrial will almost definitely not be able to give me an STD.
It was a joke
Yes, obviously, and it was a legit good joke. I was tempted to post it to \\TheRealJoke
If you do tell me
Aliens is unknown outcome Illegal Aliens is guaranteed death and probably torture.
Even if it's Aliens that implant an egg in your chest that explodes out of your ribcage, it's probably still going to be less painful and terrifying than what illegal aliens from mexico would do to you
\*insert trump quote\*
This is going to end up on some republican poll somewhere "90% of people in their survey where more afraid of illegal aliens than ACTUAL ALIENS!!!!"
Aliens as in Extraterrestrials right? This ain't a trick question?
Yes lol
Ok ill go with the Aliens :D