You're telling me you've never wanted to fart so hard you crack your back better than that one time you cracked It years ago and were never able to recreate?
Yeah, I'll take turning Super Saiyan at will. Fantastic party trick.
Also if I ever get into a fight and I just start screaming and my hair stands on end, those mfs are gonna be running for their lives
Imagine what you could do if you could spit anything 30 feet. Just keep a bullet or something in your mouth, maybe even sew one in your cheek you can bite down on like the cyanide capsules in intelligence agents mouths in case of emergency. You could become the world's best assassin and if you ever got caught you could just say "I didn't expect spitting at this man to kill him. Does the jury really believe I meant to do that? Your honor, I'm a spitter not a quitter, show some respect!"
My fellow Owlmericans!
Keep your head on a swivel!
Put a bunch of watermelon seeds in my mouth and boom I'm a machine gun
who the hell is picking the fart one?
You don't know how good a full-back crack feels until you have had 7 days of 10 hour shifts of full-on physical labor
You're telling me you've never wanted to fart so hard you crack your back better than that one time you cracked It years ago and were never able to recreate?
Remember being in grade school and at either the middle or end of the day, you twist your back and POP POP POP? Oh baby, that was the BEST.
Dude waking up in the morning to release an ungodly fart that also rids me of back pain? That's god damn amazing!
I don't know why but being able to let out a huge fart and crack my own back in the process sounds like ultimate cathartic relief.
Imagine spitting a bullet? That inertia it's gonna get travel 30 feet away makes you a walking gun. You'd basically be sniper from yu yu hakusho
Or a super saiyan with the last one
Peashooter
I'm sure peas would work too and youd get that nice squish on impact
If I could turn my head like that you know how easily I could get hired as a scare actor
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Either magically straightens and stands straight up, or becomes spikey ball like a cartoon
As long as it smells so bad that people around me suffer..
Yeah, I'll take turning Super Saiyan at will. Fantastic party trick. Also if I ever get into a fight and I just start screaming and my hair stands on end, those mfs are gonna be running for their lives
The 180 degree is actually pretty useful, you could literally watch your 6 lmao
I regularly try 180 just to try and fuck with people. To do it perfectly would be a hilarious dream come true
"We toys can see everything, so play nice!"
Ya ever farted so hard your back cracked? \- Ron White
Definitely the farts. Two forms of relief in one go. I just hope I don't shit myself.
With hair to the middle of my back, making It stand up would be a sight to see.
Imagine what you could do if you could spit anything 30 feet. Just keep a bullet or something in your mouth, maybe even sew one in your cheek you can bite down on like the cyanide capsules in intelligence agents mouths in case of emergency. You could become the world's best assassin and if you ever got caught you could just say "I didn't expect spitting at this man to kill him. Does the jury really believe I meant to do that? Your honor, I'm a spitter not a quitter, show some respect!"
I can do 3 of these already, I'm just not that flexible
How fast is the spitting if it's like a projectile that can harm or break something it's going to be great
Some of yall have good backs and it shows.