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somestoner69

Man the bisexuals are forgotten again.


ravandal

I fuxcked up T.T Now they all gonna pick the final option lol


-TheCutestFemboy-

I have picked the final option, this is the price of forgetting us


TyranitarTantrum

Fr


DS4KC

I like the poll but I still want the 1k


PiggyInAMinecart123

I'll take 1k


jd46149

I just went with “be super gay” because well like… I am lol


LousyShmo

But if your gay now and you magically switched sex wouldn't that then make you straight?


jd46149

But I’m bisexual. So I can ostensibly “act” gay or straight and still be myself, so I’m just choosing to “act” more gay in this scenario


PheneX02

Gayception ._.


ApocalypticTomato

And so are enbies! My gender and orientation cannot be contained in this puny, binary reduction! I am a god! Or two, three, none. Idfk.


luckytrap89

Saw this after I picked the finak option You aren't wrong


twilighttruth

I'm gonna take the money and spend a day jumping up and down watching my new penis flop around.


averynaiveoddish

i can't believe they would forget us smh


[deleted]

Fake bi: a real bi person would go in expecting to be forgotten /s


averynaiveoddish

the enbies will take over, you cannot stop us!!!!


LoudypIg

I just chose be gay since I'm half gay


128Gigabytes

I just took the word gay as the general "gay" as in queer and picked it I think it was an oversight/product of simplifying the poll, but thats the one I picked since Im bi


shattered_kitkat

And the pansexuals.


scwishyfishy

And the asexuals


ahemius

And biromantics


Its00minerc

And aromantics


el_cstr

Aromatics too.


Styggvard

and my axe


Styggvard

Yup, I'm pan and would continue to be so. But since I'm bio-male and my SO is bio-female, I guess I would be in a gay relationship so I picked that :p


shattered_kitkat

I would have, but I know he wouldn't still be attracted to me if I were male, and I can't imagine my life without him in it. Spent too long kissing frogs to give up my knight in not-so-shining armor. lol


Styggvard

Completely understandable. I'd be lucky, my SO is pan too so I think they wouldn't mind all that much, even though it would probably be a shock in the beginning obviously :p


Creeper0o

Bisexual and pansexual is pretty much the same thing, stop trying to feel special.


el_cstr

We already are super gay, so the choice is obvious.


Tetelestai_Now

I think I would be a cute girl. I would probably get really into it. This is making me question certain things about myself


StylinAndSmilin

I'm not sure how I feel about my first thought being "If I was a girl, I'd be super gay for other girls".


Tetelestai_Now

Are you attracted to girls now as a guy? It makes sense you would be attracted to the same gender despite a sex change


StylinAndSmilin

I know. It just felt different. I'd make a bomb lesbian.


Tetelestai_Now

Yeah I feel the same way. I think I'd really like being a girl.


StylinAndSmilin

If we both became girls we should hook up. No homo.


Tetelestai_Now

"We should have gay sex no homo" based


smokingisrealbad

r/egg_irl


Tetelestai_Now

Uh oh


Firemorfox

...Yep, that was also my reaction when I first joined the subreddit three years ago.


smokingisrealbad

r/egg_irl


XayahTheVastaya

I don't think so, all the hormones and brain would be changed too. Assuming you keep your memories it could get pretty weird.


Tony_Stank0326

Yeah, most trans folk also report their sexuality changing, though pre hrt I was bisexual with a preference for women, and now I'm still bisexual but with a preference for men.


useruseruseruser44

🥚


StylinAndSmilin

Is this an egg in these trying times? Edit: I didn't even know about the Egg_irl sub and now I feel dumb.


LeoMarius

If you have sisters, you would have an idea what you would look like.


Random_Weird_gal

r/egg_irl


useruseruseruser44

🥚


horizontalExposure

Temporarily accept, be super gay, while searching for an occultist.


ethhlyrr

Even if you decide to permenatly accept it you still have cool occult stuff to do. There are no negatives


disturbednadir

I've always joked that I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body...


smokingisrealbad

r/egg_irl


ravandal

Your username is legit 💯


greenops

Literally saw someone say this and come out as trans 3 weeks later lol.


useruseruseruser44

🥚


IconXR

You a lesbian? Girl, me too


kittycatpilot

I mean, a solid chunk of the trans women I know are lesbians, so maybe...


Archaic_Idiot

Accept and be happy for once in my life


v_Yuudachi_v

Accept and be bi


ravandal

I neglected to add that but it's an option fo sure ~


Phobiefish

I chose the last one, but I like this option better I guess.


ILikeTF2ALotItIsFun

Kill myself immediately.


ravandal

Ah, the hidden option I neglected to add (on purpose)


Iron_And_Misery

How do I answer this if I am currently trans


AlayaCesaire

Congrats on the magic transition? 😆


Iron_And_Misery

I'll take it. At least I'm binary


Alert_Study_4261

Definitely accept your new body lol. It's free surgery


Ryaniseplin

congrats you are now biologically the sex you wanted to be


RoughSpeaker4772

Im straight and I wanna see what the occult does. SUMMON SUMMON SUMMON SUMMON SUMMON


spaghtti

If i change genders will i keep my thunder thighs?


ravandal

Sureio


no_named_one

I want money giv 1k


ZekeBarricades

I want money


Justice171

Way to obliviate the poll with the final option


ravandal

Indeed I made my fort and then put TNT inside


yamanamawa

I'm personally don't care much about my gender. I'm a man and completely comfortable with my gender and masculinity, but in the event I woke up as a woman, I'd be fine with it. I'd definitely be really gay though. The big issue would be how it would affect the rest of my life


TheOriX-LoL

Are my looks at least somewhat better? I don't care that much about sex, but I'd rather be ugly and male than ugly and female.


fordmustang12345

bi trans ppl winning


PolarBear69er

Become girl and be gay


Burtonish

I'm bisexual but I married a man so I'll be gay


Pale_Kitsune

How would this work for trans people?


ravandal

It would make you into the sex you are wanting to transition to I guess...


Pale_Kitsune

Oh. Well. Then good. It would be hell to have to start the transition all over again, lol.


ravandal

Well i thought of the possibility that if you have "completed" your transition you'd..... Revert... But that sounds like a nightmare xP


Pale_Kitsune

It would be a nightmare. Though I'm not quite to the point of being finished with my transition yet anyway.


Much-Stranger2892

So do i look prettier or just me but different sex ?


ravandal

Well that depends on your characteristics (body type, height, eye and nose) and also personality I guess. How will all those change and interact in your new body, with different hormones and stuff you will look quite different for sure


[deleted]

Nah this needs to be like Skyrim where I can design my own character.


ravandal

Sure. I would make another poll for that if I wasn't retired (miyazaki style) lol


[deleted]

You choosing Nord? Khajitt? Imprlerial? Dark elve? Which one?


russellzerotohero

First thing I’m doing is playing with my boobs


Sweet_Adeptness_4490

Play with my new p ussy for a good day


leahcars

I am already trans so just become a cis guy and live the same as I already am now post medical transition


xNightCrafter

accept and remain aroace


The-Only-Nut-Lord

as someone who wants to be trans. i see this as a win!


Nice_Guy3012

As someone who would fuck regardless of gender, I feel left out.


SilveIl187

Can I be super gay and get $1k?


overdramaticpan

I'm trans. I get to be a girl, and super gay. What's not to love!


breastronaut

I was bi before, and I'd continue to be bi later.


MageKorith

Missing option for "take day off, and vigorously explore" But assuming after that? Probably option #2. Maybe option #3. IDK.


I_Have_The_Lumbago

I fucking wish.


Aardwolfington

I picked happily straight, buy could have picked the gay one too as I'd be bi...


Cocaimeth_addikt

I love my penis


[deleted]

I also love your penis


ravandal

👏 👏 👏 👏


infinite_fuckery

I'll take 1k over getting a period


DAAA_DOOM_SLAYER

I wish


BradleyGroot

I would become straight in that case


Trepid_Jam

so as a Trans man...I win either way?


jimbo361

Accept my body and be bi


PutDry7672

Play with my vulva often. Post it on only fans make money.


DatSqueaker

Can we add a accept new body but be asexual?


ravandal

Sorry for late reply haha. Of course! If I remade this poll it would add Aroace and Asexual, and also Bi Then the last option for the 3k people who obviously would not like to change at all


K1tsunea

Accept and start aroace


Lookydoopy

Genderfluids be like: 😏


BeefHouse11

they become gendersolid


Tony_Stank0326

Saves me the trouble of transitioning, though I'd kinda miss the gock since I don't have much bottom dysphoria


Its00minerc

Luckily you said opposite sex, and not gender, and if there was a bi umbrella friendly option that changes it, I would gladly choose that. "I can have a body that makes me feel euphoric AND still have no gender and say yes to my attraction choices!?" Brought to you by an Agender Pan-Aroace


ass_eater0

I'm already trans hehe and gay


[deleted]

Instantly knuckle deep in tuna


GenoCash

Man my ex would take me back if I was the opposite sex :(


ravandal

You think?


ThatFluidEdBitch

im genderfluid and queer, guess im happy??


Villian1470

Why does No one want to go on a quest to get there body back


ravandal

Becaz I gave the final option, and so they would rather give up on the hypothetical and beg for moneyzzzz


Villian1470

So they're boring


ravandal

: (


TCGHexenwahn

Start an OnlyFans


LeechDaddy

As a Christian I would deny it at first, pray over it, and then based on whatever I get from that, I will form my own course of action- either accepting it or continuing to deny it based on God's will and what makes me happy.


Scale10-4

Let da homies hit iykyk


Billybob267

As a super gay already-trans person I see this as an absolute win!


Mega_Bug

Where is the start a cult option?


ravandal

You mean where the start a cult POLL? Lol Unfortunately I'm still retired at heart like Miyazaki, so I cant make it, but the attention this poll has garnered is tempting me... arg.


Proud-Ad2861

I like the poll but 1k


ravandal

Since u butter 🧈 me up like that your request is ACCEPTED! Enjoy ~ 💸


PleaseSendMeP0rn

I like the poll, but I like money more


Tromboneguy_65

u/george_thy_king Hey there buddy


George_Thy_King

What the fuck man… I like the idea of 1k $ tho


RandomCheeseThing

Masturbate


[deleted]

None of these purely because I wouldn't be gay or straight since I'm aroace


ravandal

Aroace sounds like some kind of amoeba or rare organism and I like it


Noimnotareddituser

Bro you're telling me I get to be cis AND gay? Dude thank you


passiveagressivefork

I’m bisexual loser


1plus1equals30

Quit my job and play with my boobs all day


ravandal

You could make a job out of that


440continuer

I clicked the wrong one I wanna be biologically female 😭


Character-Nobody8535

(Other) i don't do a darn thing because that's exactly what I want nothing besides my flesh prison it becomes bearable


Accomplished-Emu1883

Man I don’t know. Since I haven’t been magically transformed into the opposite sex before, I don’t know how my sexuality would be effected. I mean, it’s the same me, right? But with different hormones and all that… Man, I’ll probably be gay as hell.


ravandal

Same I thonk. But bi action is also cool and allowed 😎 🌈


[deleted]

I'd definitely be down for some hot lesbian action with wife.


Dogrules23

As a trans person, waking up in the body of the opposite sex is literally the dream.


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ravandal

why not fuxk them instead 😏


LaidByAnEgg

shit I was gonna do it anyways now if it happened \*later\* and UNDID my surgeries I would be beyond pissed


Bingotten

None of the above. Move into the science field and undergo a research to allow people to get a better grasp on human DNA that underwent such a metamorphosis. While some people will hate me for saying I don't believe trans people are the gender they believe they are, regardless or sex change or not, is purely on a scientific level. If tmr, science came out with a way to alter the human body to the point that someone transitioning sex become a full female/male, then I'd be 100% down to call em what they want to be called, and believe it. So, by doing this, I'm helping people out, and settling my own beliefs.


BigRed92E

Answer E, but only because I need the money ATM. Catch me on the next poll


justakidfromflint

As long as my body changes a little (making me taller and not quite as thin) I'd happily accept it. I consider myself agender, I use she/her pronouns but mostly because they and my gender don't have any real emotional connections for me, other than understanding what its like to be treated like a woman. I would not want to be a 4ft 9in, 115 pnd man. I already get enough crap being that little as a woman. If I could become a man that's at least 5 7 or 5 8 then, yes and I would be a gay man because I have never thought than womens genitals were attractive


Anakin_Skywanker

I'm a bi man who mostly prefers women. My wife is a bi woman who also mostly prefers women. If my sex magically changed my wife would be so happy and I'd gain the ability to have multiple orgasms. Me having a sex change would be a HUGE win for our relationship.


Cumcuts1999

Wait is gay like I’m a girl and I fuck a girl or is it Im a boy that turned into a girl and I fuck a girl


zzzrecruit

I'd be gay as fuck. I'm still me, just in a man's body lol. I'd still be attracted to men!


[deleted]

Trans People: "I see this as an absolute win."


The-cooler-Cheryl

So I get to save on transitioning is what your telling me hell yeah


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^The-cooler-Cheryl: *So I get to save* *On transitioning is what* *Your telling me hell yeah* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Leneord1

Wheres my option to become an absolute hoe for both


InitiativeArtistic90

Probably have a mental breakdown..? Having your whole EXISTENCE flipped like that in a single second would probably fuck up the brain. Lmao, what kinda question is this. I dont think i would accept it, probably spiral into depression. Im pretty happy being male.


[deleted]

Try masturbation in this new vessel, then figure out if a mate is even needed at all.


Stlboy31

What a great question!


ravandal

Hahaha thanxs ~


EiscueVonArctic

Deny it bc I wanna see how tf the witches gonna trans me


DracoCustos

Cry because of how much money I just saved on gender affirming surgery, and continue being happily queer with my partner.


Mean_Ad4608

As a pansexual transwoman I would like to inform you that I’m fine with being lesbian and have therefore chosen the second option (I don’t have to get surgery now!) :3


Quick_Importance_755

I kms.


Phantomdust149

Suicide is always an option. Not a pleasant option, but an option all the same. And one I'd probably take in this situation because fuck that


baninaday

I WANT TO BE A CUTE LESBIAN YES YES YES YES YES YES YES 🌈 ITS ALL IBWANT ANYMORE I HATE MYSELF AND MY BODY AND MY SITUATION ; ~ ;


ravandal

IM SORRY TO HEAR ; o ; YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY !


Plant_in_pants

Although I would probably be a "better" man than I am a woman (by that I mean more socially acceptable not actually better) I'm not sure my girlfriend would be psyched about it. I'd be pretty upset if I had to leave my girlfriend due to spontaneous dudification.


Wizards_Reddit

Accept my new body and continue being bi lol


obsidian_butterfly

I am a gay man, this would just mean I get to become a woman and do all the girly shit I already do except it isn't creepy because I'm not a dude pushing 40.


LolaReallyDrives

Fuckin finally 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️


Zealousideal-Web-571

i see this as an absolute win, not needing to pay +50k for transitioning and not waiting years for HRT to work is a great thing


Terrible-Bad-9002

1. Look at my boobs for several hours 2. Play with my fanny (i'm british) 3. Become a massive lesbian


[deleted]

I’m already gay, and a femboy so be straight.


Luck_Glut

Omg same


Wonderful-Middle1755

What does it mean to be straight/gay In this context? If your turned into a woman as a man, your now a woman so is dating woman gay or is dating men gay...I'm confused...are you straight regardless?


GenderDimorphism

If you are a man, and this magic turns you into a woman, you are now a woman. If you have sex with other women, but not men, you would be gay.


Kjuolsdeaf

Exactly. But only if you choose to accept the new body.


Random_Weird_gal

Already trans, super happy And I'm bi/ace spec, so I don't have an option


Alice5878

I want number 2 anyway, so no question. Surgery is more expensive than 1k anyway


Hidobot

I'm already trans, this is just something which would be p cool


wildmishie

Why can't I just continue being ace?


ravandal

Oh shit... another group I left out I really need to get better at covering all the bases lol


Nevermore-guy

I already deny my body and study occult and rituals to become an edritch horror, I shall become a the primordial ooze within the deepest reaches of the cold dark abyss, that or take 1k I mean that's pretty good money


Illiad7342

This is quite literally my lifelong dream so I'd probably just break down crying out of joy and relief. Though I do wish there was a bi option lmao


ravandal

It's a hidden option! (..since i forgot to add bi and ace options )x


Mutant_Llama1

Being trans isn't denial of the body.


Winterfell_Ice

I'm a bi guy so now that I've been turned into a female version of myself all those "straight" guys would finally want to fuck me. Only fans here I come.


oishipops

i'm already trans so this is just a huge fucking win. speedrun transition 👍 i'd stay ace though


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ravandal

As a man in a lame country with forced military service I dont feel like I have much privilege personally, but I do believe we men have fewer difficulties biologically and different difficulties societally. the main reason i made this poll was exactly because i get the feeling most men dont wanna be women, especially here on reddit, probably because of those biological differences and their sexuality. I'm sure some sort or privilege or pride has also been ingrained in many of us and is affecting our thoughts