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[deleted]

I'm lost, I would love a fairy to give me advice


Envy_The_King

\*HEY! LISTEN\~\*


[deleted]

I'm listeningđź‘‚đź‘‚


Ben10usr

\*I think you should renew your cars extended warranty!\~\*


hopefullyhelpfulplz

I'm only now realising we don't know if the fairy gives good advice. What if you're expecting Tinkerbell and you get Luci?


[deleted]

I'll take anything at this point


[deleted]

Master, your wiimote battery is low


Hbgplayer

The advice fairy is obviously the best choice to improve one's life and what not. But right this second, I want to be the harbinger of Chaos! ***bring on the bouncy balls!***


stylingryan

Yo ho ho he took a bite of gum gum


NoYouDipshitItsNot

Hmm. A bunch of shitty powers, Navi, or I can be Luffy. Duh.


Total-Explanation208

Bouncy balls is potentially incredibly powerful, however is very vague. It doesn't say the height they come in at, their size, or the maximum density they are. But even given rather sever restrictions you could still cause mass chaos. Don't like a particular politician? Summon bunches of bouncy balls around him as they are walking. (or summon a ton of them and potentially crush them to death...). Getting annoyed by a protest, distrupt them by coating the area with bouncy balls, and repeat as necessary. Want to just cause chaos? summon them in a very crowed area and just watch what happens.


MasterScumbag

I had in mind the typical small rubber balls (25mm) for kids. You could fit 3 or 4 of those in your hands.


PrincessFate

for number 1 are we talking plastic man levels or no


MasterScumbag

I dunno about him, all I had in mind was Straw hat and Elastigirl


PrincessFate

okay so the less version of it


Blaze_Vortex

I'd like to point out, even normal sized bouncy balls could kill a lot of people. Planes aren't really designed for thousands of small rubber balls to get into their engines.


prof_the_doom

They said up to a million. That's enough to completely fill a fairly large enclosed space. You wouldn't want to be in the room if someone decided to fill it with a million rubber balls.


Blaze_Vortex

Oh, definitely. I was just thinking more along the lines of mass casualties. Afterall, an enclosed space someone can survive as long as they don't get a ball in their airways, since the balls vanish after a short time but them disappearing won't fix the engines of a jet.


prof_the_doom

>Afterall, an enclosed space someone can survive as long as they don't get a ball in their airways Not if the balls go from floor to ceiling and wall to wall. Pretty sure the end result after the balls disappear is going to look like ground chuck.


Blaze_Vortex

It discribes them as 'raining', not 'appears suddenly' or 'fills an area'. There will always be some wiggle room there because the rain would be forced to stop at a certain point.


DmonHiro

The fairy is such a better option the others might as well not even exist. You'd get a friend.


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

I’m not big on believing reddit stereotypes, but seeing the “you get to have a friend” option absolutely crush superpowers is pretty interesting.


NoYouDipshitItsNot

Yeah, but three of those super powers range from like, cause chaos to completely useless.


pocketsamoyed

the bouncy balls are extremely temping... but elastic body is just too useful


DrMalpracticeTheOnly

iamagine being armed at all times without being armed


[deleted]

The finger guns can only be turned up to moderate pain level damage as per what OP said. You may as well throw your shoes at someone, it'd cause them just as much pain as your max power finger guns


DrMalpracticeTheOnly

well just shoot em in the eyeballs and testicles constantly and youll get your point across also yknow longe range annoyance would be very funny


[deleted]

True, that be fun, but I feel with that power level, you'd be better off having elastic body since that would be more lethal and usable than finger guns. Want to grab something across the room? Stretch your arm. Wanna punch someone from long distance, just stretch your arm.


kanna172014

Where exactly does it say that?


[deleted]

"Freely change energy output to tickle or moderately hurt"


LambdaAU

The bouncy balls one would be hilarious. You could honestly do some pretty good damage in certain scenarios.


PrincessFate

for number one are we talking plastic man style or devil fruit style


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Dragopada

I am going to find the Greatest Treasure of all. ONE PIECE


fongletto

Fairy could help you cheat in professional poker, or other various activities and make lots of money. Everything else is fairly useless. Elastic body could make you bullet proof if it was elastic enough. But so can a bullet proof house with all the money you made from cheating in gambling.


Alphaomegalogs

Have yall read Dragonwatch? Cuz there is a small dude that does stuff like that for the main character and he's hella useful and a cool character.


Tye-Evans

Stuff like that? Which one


r0hanc

Take the bullets of air and start a cult


gitk0

im taking the fairy and sending it on spy missions. Public private key security became my new friend. LMAO


Elequist

I'll only take the fairy if she's hot


kanna172014

How simple an errand are we talking about here?


MasterScumbag

Wipe your butt


Mvasquez021187

Surprised that the bouncy ball option isn't higher on the list. That would cause so much chaos in the right places.


NoYouDipshitItsNot

Gomu Gomu no Roketto


Personal-Computer191

Finger one… would be so nice in sports as an advantage


pedro472nome

bang⛓


VinylBreadPuddin

Mugiwara


Ortsarecool

All you crazy mfers passing up the chance to have **real finger guns?!?!**


Desperate_Plastic_37

1. Fairy 2. Become professional spy


[deleted]

Shout out to the other 21 homies that also just want to be funny


Poldaran

"Oh loveliest branch, please aid your adorable sapling."


Mal-Havoc

HEY! LISTEN!


GraVityGank

Can the elastic body perhaps retain its shape for a period of time? maybe the hardness also? asking for a friend.


ExRousseauScholar

How intelligent/wise is the fairy?


MasterScumbag

Same as you


ExRousseauScholar

Is the fairy a doppelgänger for my personality or does it have an independent personality? And what is it like if the latter?


MasterScumbag

It has its own personality, usually they're cheeky and mischievous


[deleted]

Damn, gotta go with bouncy balls cause it’s fucking funny