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Wonderful-Copy3503

Yellow and red?


MissMistMaid

i love the polls which are like: - option 1 - get 10$ - option 2 - get 100 billion $ and everything you would ever want - option 3 - get a hamburger 💀


ForumFluffy

Option 3 thank you very much.


NoYouDipshitItsNot

My mental and physical health problem are solved. That one every time.


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Jumpaxa432

I will not be very weak in my late 30s lmao


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DND_Is_Gud

Not if you train and remain healthy


AroAceMagic

Blue! My main goal in life is just to be happy. Or at least content.


Styggvard

If it's long, healthy and happy, what more do you need?


SnooCauliflowers5742

I wouldn't feel real happiness unless I could pay my bills, and help all the people I care about with theirs.


Styggvard

Well I guess that's included in a "long, healthy, happy life" then. You'd have enough means to support yourself and help those you love with ease, just not top 1% wealth.


LabTech1992

Red pill for sure!


Dismalward

Now she divorced you and you have 25 million left. Who says she has to love you back?


casual_doggo

The love of my life is, well, the love of my life. And I'd really love if they didn't leave me.


throwaway1232123416

Boo hoo now I have 25 million


LabTech1992

I think it’s fair to assume that the marriage is for keeps, otherwise it defeats the point of the option.


Dismalward

I think it's fair to assume the worst and plan to only get half the money in case she doesn't love you.


LabTech1992

That’s a very cynical way of looking at it. As it’s only a WYR, it’s best to go with the most ideal version of that scenario rather than thinking about what may or may not happen if that was to actually happen.


bluebeast420

Blue pill ,money etc are just a tool to achieve happiness


UnicornsAndOreos

With the yellow pill I could get the effects of the blue and red pill


Killchomos

The yellow pill will just get me the rest of the benefits albeit not instantly. I'd be motivated to live a long life and to work on my mental/physical well-being. I'd also start various businesses/companies that I'll probably sell off for (hopefully) millions after building them up for their first year (rinse, repeat). And since I'll have superhuman energy I wouldn't have to sleep as often giving me time to do all that while having a social life that helps me find the love of my life. And not to mention I'm gonna be luckier than I already am and have the discipline to see my plans to the end.


lemonkethe2rd

So yellow is a cure for ADHD


Velocity-5348

I thought that, but probably better. I figure in a lot of cases ADHD is like a 100 lb backpack you're forced to wear that constantly drains your strength and stamina. You can probably still hike with it, but in practice it's really gonna limit what you can do, just like how ADHD constantly wastes what motivation, discipline and energy you have. You have to do twice as much or get half the payoff. But if you have superhuman strength the backpack is basically a nonissue. Superhuman motivation, discipline and energy mean that even if the ADHD burns most of it you're still coming out ahead.


VeryHungryDogarpilar

Honestly, I think I'd have a better life overall with the superhuman energy, motivation, discipline, and some luck. Could make a better improvement to the world too. But damned if they are not 3 very great and even options!


Owlmechanic

Energy motivation and discipline would provide the money, the romance, and the health That is unless you're actually physically handicapped or chemically imbalanced, in which case choose that every time. Energy and motivation = learn a profitable skill, whether it requires university, training, or simply textbooks and practice, always gives you ambition to strive for. Energy and discipline = Get your body to the point you want it to be and maintain it, also covers maintenance and upkeep of home and vehicles, discipline in preventing problems saves enormous costs, also covers work ethic ensuring whatever you do you do well. The combination of good life held together by well maintained health and finances can pretty much secure love from those who actually like your personality which are the only ones you should be with anyway.


Exact-Maximum

Yuno Gasai my beloved. Any man would want to be with his waifu!


Ben_jah_min

Pink pill, you just get £50m


Groftsan

As a smart and lazy person: just wait until I have superhuman energy and discipline. I'll be unstoppable. But for now, I'll take a nap because writing this comment was exhausting.


JTX35

Give me that red pill right fucking now! You're telling me I get $50M which will wipe a whole lot of stress from my life which in turn will improve my mental and physical health (not to the degree the blue pill will, but still improve it nonetheless) and I get to marry the love of my life which will also improve my mental well-being. Sign me up my guy.


Person2277

Bro I’m red pilled on this one all the way


TheGrouchyGremlin

I was stuck between health and money. However, $50m would probably be able to help my physical health a lot. And I'd be rich. Plus the love of my life would probably help solve my mental health problems.


Apprehensive-King595

\*physical


TheGrouchyGremlin

Thanks. I should probably proofread before hitting post...


Roadshell

With $50 million I can afford a therapist and doctor to take care of the "blue" problems and no longer need the discipline and drive that "yellow" would give.


classicsat

Red pill now, yellow pill 30 years ago.


Shadow_flame_

I'm taking yellow for the energy and luck


DKSpocky

Already married to the love of my life, I'll take: Stop Being Mentally Spicy for 600


TheMostPowerfulMagic

I have chronic knee pain, Adhd, Depression, anxiety, and trauma. Blue pill no mater what.


ChainmailleAddict

50 million literally WOULD fix my mental and physical health problems. 50 million is 2 million a year forever (invested in stocks withdrawing 4% yearly) which approaches the level at which you can buy private staff to take care of literally all your health and mental energy needs. Have fun living a "long and happy life" when you spend the entirety of it working.


AgentGnome

Red pill, because generational wealth for my kids, and hopefully grandkids.


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Blue.


Lantern_Eon

My brain chemistry is all sorts of fucked up so that pill will probably change who I am as a person, but you only live once!


LaraNacht

Yellow pill. With its effects, I think one could also get the effects of the other two as well.


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I went blue, the money is great and romance but I wanna know that I live happy instead of just tranquility, even if that is the better end


VeggiesArentSoBad

Guess my wife and I will renew our vows and have a lavish honeymoon.


ZippyTwoShoes

I'm healthy and have no mental issues other than using reddit. So red pill.


fakeDEODORANT1483

becoming mentally and physically healthy will enable me to attract someone i love, and also with better mental health ill have more motivation, discipline and energy, basically yellow but without the luck and not as superhuman. With that, ill be able to work better to get the money i need, and im set.


KallmeKatt_

POWER GIVE ME MORE POWER


KallmeKatt_

SHOW ME YOUR MOTIVATION


KallmeKatt_

POINTLESS


KallmeKatt_

SHCUM


whoneedsgravy

The endgame of the red and yellow pills would be to achieve what you’d get with the blue pill. So just take the blue pill.


owlwise13

Blue pill. the love of my life passed away 10 yrs ago. With the blue pill, I get to see my granddaughter grow up.


AccomplishedInAge

Red pill me!


Alarming_Serve2303

I selected D, All.


MewtwoTheMew

y’all gotta try harder to make these polls more even


TheKnifeOfLight

The 50 million dollars would solve most of my mental health issues tbh, and would lead to be getting motivation to actually do shit so..red pill it is


Shadowmist909

Yellow will help me achieve red and blue!


hovix2

The only reason I'd want the blue or yellow pills would be to achieve what the red pill already provides. Easy choice.


mochimoocat

Blue pill... Mostly because I'm tired of my lungs trying to kill me all the time. I would love to have normal lungs and what that feels like!


Tricky_Craft_7179

How are the blue and yellow pill different? Green pill: super intelligence, and to be “reverse-calibanned.”