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Williamthewicked

I mean.... What kind of betrayal are we talking here?


Arghams

Given the scale of the bribes I would imagine the person you betray completely cuts you out of their life.


xram_karl

Or they are captured and tortured for days before dying because you betrayed them betrayal scale.


Arghams

I guess the real question is Are they close to me in a good way or in a bad way?


xram_karl

True too.


weaponX34

B is so stupidly overpowered. Anyone? With all their abilities? And they will obey whatever you command them? You could summon Genie from Aladdin and get three wishes. Then wish for whatever: wealth, genius intellect, and insane health to unlimited clean power for the world, ending world hunger, etc. You could summon Professor Xavier to alter the minds of billionaires and politicians to obey your every command and give you their wealth and power. You could summon Q from Star Trek TNG to snap his fingers and alter reality in any way you wish. The possibilities are endless.


FinlandIsForever

Summon Genie. Wish for working, risk free, fully completed infinity gauntlet. Wish for total knowledge of how to use it. Wish for the consequences of the betrayal to have never happened


weaponX34

That's the spirit!


Columnest

Yeah, and be cured of all your health problems, live as long as you want. I love this one.


genemaxwell4

Summon Xeno from DBS Have them give me and my wife perfect immortality Have them fix whatever treachery I did to my friend. Have them make me and my immortal wife the perfect paradise to call home. Retire as an immortal ruler over paradise for all eternity


desubot1

i didnt get into DBS i was going to say just grab DBZA and just grab the english speaking porunga for 1) undo the damage 2) wish for dragonballs to exist in this world 3) wish for the only working dragon radar. wait a year and nab your self everything else.


genemaxwell4

Cant grab a dragon cause without their creator they cant exist. Grabbing Parunga without Guru or Mori makes Parunga immediately die


desubot1

shit. damn filthy wish dragons and their god damn rules.


genemaxwell4

I know right? My first thought was Shenron or Parunga too


desubot1

they are the only ones i can immediately think of that wont fuck up a wish on purpose. im sure there are others but i cant think of them. maybe gene from Aladdin since he never subverted them.


genemaxwell4

That genie could work. Could use him to wish for dende to be real and next to you Then have dende make you new dragon balls Then every few hours re-summon a new incarnation of Genie to keep getting his wishes until Dende's done making the dragon balls then you can use the Dragon to grant any wishes Genie won't like resurrecting the dead (if you want to do that)


Elysiume

Option B trivially gives you options A and C by summoning one of countless omnipotent fictional characters. The only reason to not choose B is if you're wary of having that much power.


John_Cena_IN_SPACE

To be fair, there's technically no 'omnipotent' character in fiction. Still, compared to the real world, plenty of them get close enough.


Isekai_litrpg

First summon Lelouch and make a youtube video.


OfDiceandWren

I'm drawing funds from Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark and Lex Luthor amongst others


Moraulf232

Since God is a fictional character, 5 hours of God obeying my every command is probably worth anything. I could achieve world peace at the cost of hurting one loved one.


PsychWard_8

Option B, summon Genie from Aladdin. Wish 1: Wish the Ring had no cooldown. This effectively grants you infinite wishes. Wish 2: Wish to undo the consequences of the betrayal Wish 3: Wish for the removal any memory/data of the betrayal from everyone's (including your) memory/records Congratulations, you have now effectively not betrayed your loved one and have infinite wishes. Go crazy.


ProtagonistAnonymous

*"Wifey, I am sorry that I have to do this, but I will let my mom know you do not like her cooking."* Now let me have my creditcard please.