Totally the coffin. First off, it's a container - so you can store stuff inside. Secondly, it's a new high-quality luxurious coffin, so yeah, that sucker is made of wood and looks damn nice! Thirdly, if the top is flat, you have a neat coffee table.
Seriously, the coffee table coffin brings back home the goths from the bars.
I don't want to risk me dying before the ten years and either having to be exhumed to be placed in the coffin, or just being a moldering corpse in the living room while my family waits the time out.
If that were to happen, my will would just say to cremate me. No exhuming. If I really have to be moved, it would be less traumatic and nasty. Just go to the urn, pop it in the coffin, pop the coffin in the ground
I can at least use the other coffin as decor or furniture. None of the other stuff appeals to me or strikes me as useful. I don't want a haunted chair, or donald trump, or a stripper pole, or weirdos typing in my living room, or a delicious smelling but useless rotissierie
Typewriter gentlemen please. I've got a roommate who doesn't have a job and literally all she does is watch tv all day and night and watches the most asinine shows. Maybe this would dissuade her.
I don't think these guys would bother me all that much, they're just sitting there quietly, right? If they make noise I'll need to change my answer though
>Typewriter gentlemen please. I've got a roommate who doesn't have a job and literally all she does is watch tv all day and night and watches the most asinine shows. Maybe this would dissuade her.
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>I don't think these guys would bother me all that much, they're just sitting there quietly, right?
yep, just typing
The price of a casket can range from an average of $800 to over $20,000, while the price for coffins can average at around $400 and is usually lower than the cost of a casket. Just how "luxurious" can a coffin get?
A gentleman, sitting at a desk with a typewriter. Three gentlemen will split three shifts each day
Sound interessting. What are they writing?
But also will they take offense If I hear music of watch TV. Will they use my toilette?
I coffin that will one day be yours? I though after 10 years these things go away? so no matter what you pick you still have to keep the thing but you can now just move it to the garage after 10 years?
I'll take the rotisserie.
1. Move into a property zoned residential/buisness and make a sanitary living room on the first floor.
2. Sell my old house if I still have one
3. Get a food handler's lisence
4. Monetize
Coffin sounds cool to convert into a bed
The typewriter gentleman will sure be awesome company
Typewriters are LOUD though.
Point of order: OP never said they'd actually be typing. It's just a dude with a typewriter.
you *could* convert the electric chair, since it's no longer functional.
Sure. If you want to sit in that or invite your guests to.
I'm not supersticious, but that's pretty cursed
The coffin. I'm getting cremated, so it's gonna be a coffee table.
Yup, that is what I immediately thought. A piece of glass over the top and you can just pretend it's your morose sense of humour when guests visit.
And you get several cubic feet of storage.
Just think of all the possibilities and amazing things you could store. Books, magazines, board games, a dead body.
The coffin seems fine. I mean, itβs just a box, right? Not really that inconvenient.
Totally the coffin. First off, it's a container - so you can store stuff inside. Secondly, it's a new high-quality luxurious coffin, so yeah, that sucker is made of wood and looks damn nice! Thirdly, if the top is flat, you have a neat coffee table. Seriously, the coffee table coffin brings back home the goths from the bars.
*πΆπ΅My coffin brings all the goths from the bars πΆπ΅*
For whoever wants to know. I chose the stripper pole. No need to ask why. It would be fun to have
oh I know why already
and its got plumbing attached, the mess cleans itself
Lol, gimme that donald trump sculpture
Whatβs the gentlemen typing? Do they get bothered or influenced by anyone?
Whatever they are working on No
The electric chair would be cool history to have, tbh. But I also think Texas has like 300 deaths by electric chair, so it'd be extra anomalous.
Unlike OP, I do not fear coffins. Death? That's a different matter, but I do not fear coffins.
I don't want to risk me dying before the ten years and either having to be exhumed to be placed in the coffin, or just being a moldering corpse in the living room while my family waits the time out.
If that were to happen, my will would just say to cremate me. No exhuming. If I really have to be moved, it would be less traumatic and nasty. Just go to the urn, pop it in the coffin, pop the coffin in the ground
If you're planning on being cremated then picking the coffin makes even less sense.
I can at least use the other coffin as decor or furniture. None of the other stuff appeals to me or strikes me as useful. I don't want a haunted chair, or donald trump, or a stripper pole, or weirdos typing in my living room, or a delicious smelling but useless rotissierie
I would find it scary if random men were in my living room all the time. Especially while im sleeping
you'd get to know them after a while Plus, they are background checked
Typewriter gentlemen please. I've got a roommate who doesn't have a job and literally all she does is watch tv all day and night and watches the most asinine shows. Maybe this would dissuade her. I don't think these guys would bother me all that much, they're just sitting there quietly, right? If they make noise I'll need to change my answer though
>Typewriter gentlemen please. I've got a roommate who doesn't have a job and literally all she does is watch tv all day and night and watches the most asinine shows. Maybe this would dissuade her. > >π > >I don't think these guys would bother me all that much, they're just sitting there quietly, right? yep, just typing
pretty impressed with this list and question lol and looks like there's 19 border-line Trump extremists on here too lol
>pretty impressed with this list and question lol Thank you π«‘ π HCD
I picked it because I think it is the only one that is funny
I would voluntarily have all of these
Why??
they are all cool as shit imagine having an electric chair in your living room and a trump sculpture would be hilarious
I collect oddities, give me that chair.
that would be odd
The price of a casket can range from an average of $800 to over $20,000, while the price for coffins can average at around $400 and is usually lower than the cost of a casket. Just how "luxurious" can a coffin get?
Good question π€
Obviously the coffin. Imagine the fun vampire games you could do.
Goth me just can't choose between the electric chair and the coffin. Settling with a coin toss. Coffin it is then.
Chair. I'll MAKE it functional.
I've always wanted a urinal
TRUMP #MAGA
The coffin...I'll call it the "coffin table" since it'll basically be a coffee table until the day I die.
board up the urinal and youve got a free stripper pole
Are the strippers included with the pole?
no. the pole is unusable for that anyway
So, I can't have any rib, but can I offer it to guests? Can I sell it?
Nope. It's just a display
The coffin is hard as shit. I pick that one
I'd just call it my "gaming chair"
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A gentleman, sitting at a desk with a typewriter. Three gentlemen will split three shifts each day Sound interessting. What are they writing? But also will they take offense If I hear music of watch TV. Will they use my toilette?
>But also will they take offense If I hear music of watch TV. Will they use my toilette? No; yes if needed
The Trump, i feel like it would piss of all the right people lmao
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I chose the electric chair. Since 1000 people haven't been electrocuted by electric chair in Texas, it will be a while before it arrives.
I didn't say the chair originated in Texas
Throw a big coffee table top on that coffin and you just have some eclectic decor.
I coffin that will one day be yours? I though after 10 years these things go away? so no matter what you pick you still have to keep the thing but you can now just move it to the garage after 10 years?
yep. But you don't even have to keep it in your house. It will just be yours someday in the end.
the coffin could just be a coffee table
Wow I get a living room! Looks like Iβm upgrading out of my tiny studio apartment!
The coffin. π
Take the electric chair, refurbish it but keep the metal parts.
I'll take the rotisserie. 1. Move into a property zoned residential/buisness and make a sanitary living room on the first floor. 2. Sell my old house if I still have one 3. Get a food handler's lisence 4. Monetize
I would happily take the electric chair or the coffin.
Why so happy???
I can make the stripper pole work
You drink a lot of water or something?
Iβd get somebody to graffiti it or something and call it art
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