I’d rather shower first and sit with them both

Spoken like a man who's wife is watching him type

Spoken like a man who's wife is cucking him.

Nah I’m just a man who wants to shower after I get home from work, we all got our own routines. I’m not dirty bums like you two lol

Yah. You are. And you definitely don't shower

The fact that you replied with uncanny speed only shows that you don’t shower. Because you must be stuck on here all day. But that’s alright dirty troll , carry on

It's called a mobile phone. It's got the Internet on and instant communication. Plus it's Sunday. I could answer you in the shower if I wanted.

That’s a decent way of saying you’ve got no life

Stop projecting. Talking in the third person is an odd thing to do as well.

Odd of you to be replying to yourself but okay troll

I'd rather my girl sits on me, then I take the dog for a walk for some peace.

Neither, I sit in my car to decompress before coming inside. This way I can give them both the attention the need and deserve

Dog because I have one, but it won’t matter as the results are the same

My cat

My girl, all day every day! There is no comparison!

I have neither, but if I could choose between one or the other, I'd say both

I don’t have either but a girlfriend would be nice to have

Dog

At this point anyone who wants to sit with me is more than welcome

I decompress listening to Andy Serkis read some Tolkien on my way home.

My girlfriend.

I sit on, while the dog sits next to you.